Serious to god, it's always something. The entire road area outside my house got pulled up to be redone because there was cracks in the road, and guess where my broadband wiring runs through? This was even worse than being stuck at my aunts, because at least then I could make some slow and steady progress. The stuff I work on from my computer are all on google docs.
Anyway, I'm just about to post a preview of the add ons to the Inari-Naruko lemon that has been requested among a few othe...
2019-05-26 04:40:55 +0000 UTC
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Just got home. completely shattered. Planned on giving a few things a look over tonight and posting them, but jeez I'm so tired. I'll do it tomorrow. The first two I'll be posting tomorrow are Rin Chikan - Part 2 and Inari/Naruko.
2019-05-20 22:40:46 +0000 UTC
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(Honestly speaking, this was originally a commission. But I've decided to finish up the rest for free)
“This is hopeless,” Alexis bemoaned, staring up up the towering monster that opposed both she and her short blue haired lover.
They’d managed to take care of Principal Shepherd, having her deck edited to properly lock him down and keep him out of the fight and in her arrogance, Alexis hadn’t realized the true threat Crowler could actually possess.
How could sh...
2019-05-20 22:38:35 +0000 UTC
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So, I've had a lot of crap going on. I've been home like twice or so in the last two months at this point. Because I spent so much time away, most of the stuff I was working on prior I had no access to. Right now, I've only got on here because I grabbed my phone this time before leaving.
But, I've worked on quite a few things. Like tons of stuff that I'll be posting in a week or so. Right now, I'm kind of stuck between my aunts to look after my nephew, and the hospital for my grandfathe...
2019-05-03 22:22:34 +0000 UTC
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So I had a bit of a case of Insomnia over the past weeks. which led to my drunken rambles and odd insert writings. Looking over them, the quality on them was terrible.. Wasted so much time trying to sleep before I finally went to the doctors on Friday morning to get some sleeping pills. And I just kinda have been sleeping since off an on. I forgot how good it felt to get an actual restful sleep.
Besides the Bloody one, I have one for two others. A Pokemon one currently at 4....
2019-03-10 21:26:44 +0000 UTC
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Rin Tohsaka grit her teeth and balled her fists, hard. It was all in an effort to restrain her legendary temper and stop from blowing a gasket right here in the subway train.
Why?
None other than the gross, fat old man that had been leering at her the moment she stepped on the train. And as the train pulled in at each step every few minutes, more and more people piled in till the speedy metal carriage a normal magus wouldn’t be caught dead riding was jam packed. And...
2019-03-03 04:44:31 +0000 UTC
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Henry hardly had any idea what was happening, how he was shaken with a gruff shout and then found himself awake, completely naked and mounting a slim, golden haired young girl that looked at him over her shoulder with a gruff glare, the soft cover of a bed beneath his knees and her demands ringing is his ears, “Get on it with then!” She demanded with all the bravado of a crown bearing king.
Henry had no idea how he ended up here, or what was going on. But with the velve...
2019-03-03 04:10:50 +0000 UTC
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Ever wonder what it was like to have your very own Isekai character land in any setting you chose, from pokemon anywhere you want, to well anywhere! Currently, as last night showed I'm drinking a lot and making inserts of my friends into lemon stories and posting them for you guys.
But if you wanna get any of your own it's gonna need to be commissioned. Cuz, you know what? Booze costs a lot. Drunk Jord can write like a motherfucker on heroine, crack, cynex and all these other shit put t...
2019-03-02 23:51:42 +0000 UTC
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Bloody was as sexually repressed as you get these days. He hadn’t been laid in ages and his damn useless authors like that fat ass loser 0 Jordinio 0 wouldn’t get a move in. The wait totally drove him insane with lust.
So was it any wonder he died of over lust and woke up reborn to a magi family being experimented on with the properties of drakon bones, lesser dragon’s thought to be Tyrannosaurus Rex’s by the human population and the genes of Dead Apostle’s.
2019-03-02 10:25:03 +0000 UTC
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I've had a terrible few days man. The only solace right now is that I got the 2nd Y Chapter up at 9.4k words.
I was run around silly on the 21st for my mum's birthday. Ended up being up all night, just as I was about to sleep at 8 am, people burst in to hurry me up get ready cuz apparently it was the anniversary of my close aunt's death three years ago and I've been so busy I'd forgotten all about it. So had to go a day without sleep. Finally on the 23rd it was my grandpa's Bday, but it...
2019-02-24 08:04:34 +0000 UTC
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I'd been a little leery of using Pidgey right off the bat, since in the anime and such trainers would have to actually take some time to get to know their pokemon before they became loyal. Most of the time at least.
But Serena was way too mad to accept that I’d battle her and three others in a four on one so I’d reluctantly sent out Pidgey alongside Froakie. In hindsight, I’m glad I did, because for some reason, Pidgey obeyed me without hesitation. Is it because this ...
2019-02-24 07:54:24 +0000 UTC
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Well, I'm currently at 8,1k words on the Y chapter. gonna hope to have it done by tonight guys.
Here's another little preview to tide you by;
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Then with my grip around her waist I pulled hard, then back, then pulled her hard, bouncing her off the tree into my fingers.
“Shit oh shit! Fuck AH! Stop it’s too much!!” She squealed. I couldn’t stop the laugh bubbling in my front as her arms wrapped around my shoul...
2019-02-21 15:12:48 +0000 UTC
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So the Y insert has got a bit away from me. It's actually at 7.3k words right now. I think I'll stop around the 10k mark. I'm hoping to get it done by tonight by the pain in dick and such from my Kidney Stones are really digging into process time. I keep having to go and try sleep the pain off before returning.
Also, any of you want to be named after a female Ninetales?
2019-02-20 09:37:07 +0000 UTC
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I walked over, confidence in my steps and my smirk turning pretty evil I’m guessing, “Yeah, well you released it and it was already down, any wild pokemon is fair game right.” I replied, just as I reached her, she went to move but I thrust my hand out hard and smacked my palm into the tree hand enough to crack the bark. It stung a bit, but it made her eyes go wide with fright and she jumped in place.
Gotta teach bitches the pecking order after all.
“Time to pa...
2019-02-20 09:19:00 +0000 UTC
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Shauna squealed in happiness, pressing herself into my tighter and I could feel my cock throb hard. I wanted to impale her tight mocha pussy right now on my dong and make her mine, but it’s way too early for that and I don’t wanna force her. Dream or not, Shauna is one of my favorite girls in pokemon, right behind Dawn, Serena and May. And her voice is lovely. I don’t want to force her, I want her to want me.
“Thank you, thank you!” shauna happily repeatedly into ...
2019-02-18 10:37:45 +0000 UTC
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Right lads, the Y Insert is 3.8k words into the next chapter and will finish around 5-6k.As things are, those of that length will only be available to $10 Patrons and above due to length. Although, no worries, lower ties will still get a preview of it. Inari - Naruko is going steadily a 3.5k words and when finished will be open to everyone even though anything longer than 2k words long would generally be only for $10 patrons and above.
As you've noticed, I've changed a few things around...
2019-02-18 10:36:19 +0000 UTC
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Have I gone insane? Had the sheer frustration of my search for that elusive shiny Froakie turned me into a complete crack pot? I pursed my lips and looked down at the light blue colored frog thing standing at my feet, staring up at me with set, golden eyes.
Froakie - Level 5 - Owner J
Male - Water Type
Nature - Serious
Ability - Protean
Base Stats- HP: 20 - Attack: 12 - Defenc...
2019-02-15 06:55:13 +0000 UTC
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So I was working on a third chapter to post today when I had to get rushed to hospital because the most painful experience I've ever had flared up in me. Kidney Stones. Now I've got a pretty high pain threshold, I broke my foot went I was 8, shattered all the bones in my leg at 10 getting hit by a bus, when i was 12 had the wrist bone literally shoot out of my skin from a bad break. Beat up, run over, dislocated jaws and even kidney stones twice previous. Nothing prepared me for the utter pai...
2019-02-13 00:57:36 +0000 UTC
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So, I'm doing something to up my muse for a another lemon story idea. To do so I'm doing a playthrough of Pokemon Y had to buy it at £20 and a new sd card at £15. Anyway, I wanted to start off with a shiny Froakie as my starter. But i can't be assed soft Resting a thousand times. So do any of you feel like trading me one>?
2019-02-12 15:54:49 +0000 UTC
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“P-please stop! Why are you doing this? Is it not enough that you defeated me?”
Arturia’s plea fell on deaf ears as the young man above her thrust down inside her viciously tearing her madain barrier. The petite blonde screamed and weakly tried to lash out with her thin arms, but beaten as she was, she had little strength remaining. Her golden locks were matted with dirt and sweat, her emerald green eyes glazed over in defeat and defiance. Forcefully stripped of her arm...
2019-02-12 12:00:29 +0000 UTC
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I'm having a major problem. It's called Writer's Block, something most of you are probably aware of. In the past few months, it started out then started getting worse and worse to the point where even being on a document for hours all I have to show for it is a few hundred shoddily written words.
My zest for writing is dying a cold, hard death. The first one I'm into right now. the OC X Rei Miyamoto is the furthest along, got to 1.8k words, didn't like most of it, deleted and most and r...
2019-02-12 06:51:57 +0000 UTC
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I got her to change around, shake her ass and the like. But so far, even as hot as she was, she couldn't help with writers block. Im'a go find a call girl and fuck her.
2019-02-07 05:11:15 +0000 UTC
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Grunting with effort, Harry, both hands wrapped around the hilt of his gleaming broadsword, managed to force the deflection he was aiming for and forced the massive read canine-like beast attacking him with an enormous gleaming nodachi to stumble back in a small spin.
Grinning, Harry capitalized on his chance and charged straight after the massive hulking beast, ducking low as he sprinted, compressing his body into a smaller size and gaining speed and momentum. His broadswo...
2019-02-07 04:19:04 +0000 UTC
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16 year old Jounin, Naruto Namikaze, grinned as he led his new charge towards training ground 7. As the heir to the Yondaime Hokage, Naruto had been trained from a young age by some of the strongest ninja in Konoha; Kakashi Hatake, Maito Gai, Tsunade Senju, his godfather Jiraiya, his mother Kushina and even the Sandaime Hokage, who took over after his father's death when he sealed the Kyuubi No Yoko into Naruto.
He'd risen in skill and rank fast, Genin by age 6, Chunin by 8...
2019-02-07 04:05:31 +0000 UTC
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I was a cocky little shit back then. You'll prob have to zoom out a bit, the pic is terrible. But look at that little prick, showing off the forming six pack as if he;s some badass. I'd kick his ass, 14 year old me or not. He was such a little arrogant fuck head.
2019-02-07 03:59:41 +0000 UTC
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"And once you've got the magic woven together, you can sort of... twist it... into just about any shape you want. See?"
"I think I get it! Wow, Ashley, you're a crackerjack!"
Ashley winced, and his pretty pink sphincter constricted, at the mention of Charlotte's favourite pet-name for him. The number of times she'd giggle-whispered that word into his ears while his smaller body was pinned to the sheet under her larger, sweat-slick curves were too many to count! He rea...
2019-02-07 03:51:40 +0000 UTC
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Charlotte cast a naughty upturned gaze at the three pony mares currently towering over her. They'd formed quite the tight circle around the colossal-cocked filly, all the better to attempt to give her the sort of reprimanding she was long overdue for.
The stroppy, uptight mares in question were none other than the three Deans overseeing the new classes Charlotte had enrolled for after becoming a student at the prestigious Manehattan U., and perhaps they had just a teensy ca...
2019-02-07 03:50:29 +0000 UTC
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Jokuro, 14 years old today and all awesomely male in his own opinion, groaned as he rolled over in his bed waking up from the firm poke against his cheek. He kept his sheets up across his chest due to the nakedness he felt as he woke up – nothing new there – and cracked open one blue eye.
“Ughh, mornin' Saeko-nee.” He groaned out, despite that though he smirked as his eyes landed on his next door neighbour and unofficial baby-sitter due to his parents working overse...
2019-02-07 03:48:40 +0000 UTC
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Right lads...and ladies if any of you are ladies. Or any other gender you like to identify with. Actually, are any of you toasters? I met a guy who identified as one once, nice fella, wouldn't tell me how it felt to toast bread though.
Anyway, I'm far behind schedule at the moment. Honestly, the past few months have been terrible, something always gets in my way. I'm really surprised anyone's supporting me at this point. My writing seriously can't be that good for you guys to stick arou...
2019-02-01 05:13:30 +0000 UTC
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