Kittypunk Halloween Special
“This is a silly idea,” I said. No, I didn't just say it, as a grown woman—stuck in the body of a babe as I may be—I was fully capable of admitting that I was whinging. Not without good reason, however. Sharp had had an idea. I really ought to congratulate her on the fact, except it was a stupid idea.
“It's cute,” she said, as if that justified anything.
“It's hideou...
2024-10-31 09:40:24 +0000 UTC View PostHalloween Special
“Alright, you little shits. Line up!” I snapped.
The little shits did not line up, because they were little shits, and you didn’t earn such an illustrious title by listening to people when they gave you instructions.
I worked my jaw and narrowed my eyes at the lot of them. “Last one in line I get to pick their costume.”
That snapped them to attention. It was always about t...
2024-10-30 15:25:32 +0000 UTC View PostCinnamon Bunween
Awen was sitting comfortably on a cushion she’d placed on the Beaver’s floor. The ship had just about everything someone might want, but it did lack a large sitting area. Because of that, they tended to turn the kitchen into their lounge whenever it wasn’t time to eat.
That meant pushing the table aside (there were clever hooks on the wall and eyelets on the table so that it could hang there, and the legs ...
2024-10-30 09:48:50 +0000 UTC View PostInterlude Eleven - The Silly Spy
She was pacing in her office, trying very hard to keep the screams within herself, rather than yell out her frustrations aloud.
The office was hers, in a way. Well, it was more accurate to say that it was MINT’s office and she was just borrowing it for the moment, but her name was on the front door. Peppermint’s Party Planning! It was a small office run by MINT before the empress decided to shack up ...
2024-10-28 01:41:28 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Twenty-Eight
“Alyssa!” Jenny screamed over the mic.
I winced, then lowered myself deeper into the shadows. No one had noticed, fortunately. The speaker around my neck was still set to a low volume, so even her screaming wasn’t terribly loud, but that didn’t mean that I could afford to have her shouting at the top of her lungs. “Sharp, keep her quiet,” I hissed.
“Sorry! Jenny? Jen, com...
2024-10-27 03:53:23 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Sixty-Seven
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The anticipation was killing me. All the prep, the big spending, the whole ordeal with showing my face to the world... and yet there was still plenty of time to sit on our thumbs and wait. The antithesis were at our doorstep, but they hadn’t knocked yet.
We fired the Big Gun a few more times, alternating between taking some final pot-shots at the remains of Phobos and firing back towards Earth with B...
2024-10-26 09:26:19 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Twenty-Seven
Not being noticed was the first and greatest way to complete an assassination. How to avoid notice came in a few varieties. There was plain stealth, then there was deception. My first ever kill had come in that latter form. I’d taken a job delivering groceries, and delivered a lethal dose of something I picked up over the counter to the man I was being paid to kill.
No one suspected me because I was just another nobody ...
2024-10-24 11:17:11 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Sixty-Six
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“That’s not enough gun?” I asked.
“Obviously not,” Gomorrah said. She had her hands on her hips and was looking about as amused as usual. She was also standing next to my... what was is called again? The Mark Six Heavenly Striking Tiger Automated Anti-Air Platform? “What’s the rate of fire on this thing?”
“A lot?” I tried. It had four barrels. That was four times more...
2024-10-24 01:18:29 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Twenty-Six
Ideally, we would have had a few solid hours to plot and plan, then a day or two to purchase all of the equipment I wanted to have access to.
Ideally rarely happened, in my experience. More often than not, the best you could hope for was to have enough time to prepare as best you could. That was often still not enough to guarantee success.
If we wanted to save Alyssa tonight (and I was still ver...
2024-10-23 01:48:58 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Five Hundred and Fourteen
“Alright!” Amaryllis said with great authority.
“Alright indeed,” Desiree replied with a serious nod that broke out into a teasing smile when Amaryllis gave her an unamused look.
We were situated in our war room.
That’s what Caprica had started calling it, and the name stuck. I think it was mostly because of the irony of calling Booksie’s reading room a ‘war roo...
2024-10-23 00:13:25 +0000 UTC View PostInterlude Ten - The Silly Killer
She often had to remind herself that she was a cold-blooded killer. The people around her? These normies minding their normal business onboard Driftwood? They could probably name fewer people than she had killed.
It was something that kept her up at night. She’d wake up in a cold sweat, reminded of all the lives she’d taken.
It was not something that stopped her from pulling the trig...
2024-10-21 16:23:26 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Sixty-Three - Cat Called
“The history of telemarketing stretches all the way back to the early days of the Bell telephone, where only the eccentric and rich could afford a phone of their own and therefore they made for great targets for sales pitches and cold calls.
As history progressed, the phone became an ubiquitous part of human society. It’s no surprise that ads vectored in throught that medium continue to be pop...
2024-10-21 16:20:17 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Five Hundred and Thirteen
We had seventeen days before the wedding, and it was time for an unseasonably early winter storm.
It started in the early morning. We were all aboard the Beaver, getting ready to take off for the morning and enjoying some warm beverages to ward off the bit of a chill that had picked up overnight when I heard Awen gasp.
Looking outside of our dining area, I could make out a few fat sn...
2024-10-21 16:15:52 +0000 UTC View PostWoo!
Landed home late last night (the poop-emptying truck was broken, and that caused an hour-long delay which is... actually kinda funny).
The trip was great! I got to hang out with some author friends (shout out to Void and Nixia and Potato) and soak in some of the nicer parts of California. It's hot there. And I don't just meant the handsome writer boys~
Anyway! I've got a whole week to catch up to... a lot of stuff. Today's an obligatory day-off (Because of a sleepy bir...
2024-10-21 15:44:01 +0000 UTC View PostI'll be back next Sunday, or Monday I suppose since I'll be back late!
But yeah! Should be fun <3
Sorry for not posting many chapters on here. I know I just started to post on Patreon at the same time as I finish (during what proved to be a stupidly busy week where I barely got anything done writing-wise) but... yeah, bad timing there, but I don't think I'll be able to cross post if I do write anything during this week.
Oh! BTW, if you live near Barna...
2024-10-11 08:58:08 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Twenty-One
“You have a job for me?” Sharp asked.
This was dangerous. The first job came in and we needed it. It was a bit of desperation but came at a relatively low level of risk. This next job? We didn’t know the level of danger, but from what I knew of these two girls, it wouldn’t be entirely safe.
And Sharp didn’t need the work.
We had a nest egg right now that could ...
2024-10-10 00:10:45 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Five Hundred and Twelve
We woke up bright and earl their next morning, and while it was nice to be back in our rooms--or at least, I enjoyed waking up in my own bed on my own cabin aboard the Beaver Cleaver even if I did have Desiree sleeping over with her feet by my ears and her tails in my face--but there wasn’t much time to linger.
The winter solstice was two days away. That was the day of Booksie’s wedding,...
2024-10-09 00:56:06 +0000 UTC View PostInterlude -
“Wow, there are a lot of haters out there,” Lucy said. She shifted, reaching down to rub at her calf where it was a little itchy.
The motion caught the eye of the other person in the room who looked, then immediately snapped her attention away. “Are they saying anything about Delilah?”
Lucy grinned. It was just her and Franny in her and Cat’s bedroom. Fortunately the room was massive, and they’d ...
2024-10-08 03:28:20 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Twenty
Magic.
If Samual Colt made man equal, than magic made man even.
In theory, anyone could practice the arcane arts. There were several disciplines, and while a number of them required some items and resources to work, an even greater number only required knowledge and perhaps a promise or two made to extremely powerful, otherworldly beings.
In practice, magic was rarely used by th...
2024-10-07 02:11:50 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Nineteen -
Sharp and I returned to the Bloody Bat in short order, and when we went in, she was quick to rush to her room and stuff the bag under her bed.
“Not the best hiding place, but I suppose it’ll do for now,” I said.
“Yeah,” she said as she wiped her hands. “Wow... I.. I feel like I can’t spend any of that money though.”
“Why not?” I asked.
Holy crap wow.
The biggest joke is me. I am the joke. I can't organize anything to save my life and should not be allowed within 100m of an excel sheet.
Anyway! The Comedy Contest has come to a close, the votes are in, and we have a winner!
2024-10-04 22:50:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm now posting chapters on here. But uh, these are the unedited, raw versions. As in, fresh off the press. If you want something more refined, check out the Index! Also, the formatting here is ... wow, it's awful.
Chapter Sixty-Two
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I swallowed and tried not to let it show when Myalis filled the edges of my vision with the kind of information that the average streamer would die for. Viewership numb...
2024-10-04 20:15:03 +0000 UTC View PostHi!
Recently I got a few complaints that my patreon... kinda blows. And to be fair, I don't use it very much. It's more of a way for people to support me than anything else, but it's also my primary source of income so... I really don't have any excuse not to work on it some more.
Anyway! I don't post chapters on Patreon, mostly because this site sucks to post on, but I know some ...
2024-10-04 17:24:50 +0000 UTC View PostI do have a bit of news! This month, I'll be travelling quiet a bit!
One week will be spent in California visiting some friends and co-workers, and then I'll be travelling for another week at the very end of October to Scotland, then to the UK by train!
I... don't think it's realistic for me to be able to write as much as usual during this month. Planes aren't a good place for writing. A...
2024-10-01 04:26:23 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Spooky Month!
(I think this is the only art I have of a character in any sort of disguise...)
Index Link: LINK!
2024-10-01 04:23:12 +0000 UTC View PostIt's not out yet... heh, but it will be soon!
https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Agartha-Loop-Audiobook/B0DDMNXCRB
The pre-order is ready for anyone that wants a copy now, though! <3
2024-09-05 22:54:30 +0000 UTC View PostThe time to vote is here!
Time to vote on your favourite and funniest short!
... The biggest joke is how late I am!
Ex Ex Machina - ShowMeYourBeans
Hey! Can't believe it's September already, but here we are!
And here's the link to this month's Index: LINK!
2024-09-02 16:51:28 +0000 UTC View PostUpdates for the Week... Month! Sunday, August 25th, 2024!
Stray Cat Strut - A Young Lady's Guide to Neighbourly Love
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Interlude - The Free Radical
Interlude - The Samurai’s Samurai
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Cinnamon Bun
Chapter 503
Chapter 504
Chapter 505
The Complicated Love Life of Ivil Antagonist, Empress of Mars|
2024-08-26 05:03:16 +0000 UTC
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Someone pinged me to lemme know that the previous link wasn't working, so... new link!
LINK: DISCORD!
omg, this pic is huge, why?
2024-08-11 04:48:22 +0000 UTC View Post