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3. God Stole My Glock

Opening his eyes, Vin looked around at the black void he seemed to be floating within. He twisted around, looking in all directions, but was only met by more darkness as far as the eye could see.

“Gonna be honest, if this is the new world, this kinda sucks,” he called out to the void, not really expecting a response. Instead, some familiar floating text suddenly appeared directly in front of him, waiting for his acknowledgement.

Welcome to Edregon. As you are only ...

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2. I Didn’t Drop Out Of High School For This

“Project Ark is a Top-Secret operation currently being undertaken by the U.S. government,” the general informed them, his gaze slowly sweeping across the room of seemingly ordinary citizens. Vin tried to count the number of shiny medals decorating the man like a family of eight’s kitchen fridge, but he kept losing track as the general paced back and forth. “The information I am about to give you is therefore beyond classified, and if any of you attempt to distribute said information t...

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1. A Rather Short Prison Sentence

“Look, all I’m saying is if they didn’t want anyone wandering through their woods, they should have put up some signs or fences or something,” Vin stated matter-of-factly, leaning back in his flimsy chair as he looked up at the two frowning police officers. “How was I supposed to know it was private property?” 

It wasn’t the first time Vin had been arrested, and it certainly wouldn’t be the last. In fact, he’d been arrested for trespassing so many times, he’d ac...

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Explorer of Edregon, The Beginning

Heyo everyone!

Welcome to the start of a brand new story following Vin as he (shockingly) explores an impossible world thrown together by the Gods in an attempt to save at least a sliver of the universe from total annihilation. You'll be able to read new chapters five days a week, with a new chapter posted every weekday.

For those of you currently pounding your utensils on the table and demanding more, you can read ahead by subscribing at the $3, $5, or $10 a month levels. I like ...

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