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✰Sponsor Sketch #4 // What A Joker

I legitimately didnt know this guy existed in any way shape or form prior to drawing this so uh.

I got no jokes; he sorta cute so yeah here we are.

✰Sponsor Sketch #3 // Bunny Bits

I know he's classified as a hare but cmon let me have my alliterative funny title.

✰Sponsor Sketch #2 // Jake's Big Trick

If there were ever a character to do this with, It Would Be Him.

Alternatively;

Canon

✰Sponsor Sketch #1 // Tumblr Sexyman Potential

sorry i dont know dick about SMT so i couldnt really make a gag; all i know is yeah this guy is p cute so here we go.

$ $ $ // Hard Workin'

I've never played Klonoa but yeah i'd bone this fella.

✰May 2024 Request #4: Hog Heavin'★

Wonder how development on that sequel is going.

✰May 2024 Request #3: Hoedown Hannibal★

And then maybe the next day or so Viceroy started regularly blowing his back out and they loved it or somethin- it's been 5ever since i've seen this show.

Hypothetical YCH Poll

Heavy on the hypothetical-

 Talkin' with patrons n server mates it seems like there is at least a bit of an interest in this so i would like to at least know who out of my usual targets appeals most 'round here- Or y'know, that last choice. If that somehow takes top i'll make another poll to specify who outta that lot y'all would want but thats If That Even Gets Up There.

I...

★Originals // Space Smut

Who woulda known tht that weird rounded VHS tape you picked up would be an alien adult film?You're lucky that he's mostly humanoid. Whew.

This was a warm-up thing from a couple streams ago- first version is the cleaned up version n then the other is the original 30 minute version

✰May 2024 Request #2: Partner Pining★

All those heists with a pal as admittedly charming as he is would maybe bring on a few thoughts at least.

$ $ $ // Bi-Annual Gnome Party

At least twice a year the big, burly man known as "Manly Dan" is seen wandering into the deep woods of gravity falls; and isn't seen back for at least two days. Nobody was sure of what he was doing there, with most feeling too put-off by the strangeness of it all to investigate.

One of the only people to spot him returning to town duly noted that he held almost every article of clothing close to his chest and kept his eyes peeled for anybody watching him quickly making his way back hom...

✰May 2024 Request #1: Supporting a team member★

I keep tellin' myself not to put so much into these n then i do it anyway.

guess i found some intrigue in it despite not being able to come up with an idea for like hours on end. Enjoay

Commission Broadcast // 5/18/24 Results

the stream went suspiciously smooth; not a hiccup in sight n felt pretty good all the way through...

whas goin' on here....

anyhow.
R34
OC
(you decide, idk how to classify this)
OC
OC
R34

oh, also Tim.

$ $ $ // Mario Catalogue Comm

You'll never escape this plumber p0rn.

But yeah, sorta long standing comm done! I OBVIOUSLY had fun with this one :)!!

$ $ $ // Different kind of lesson

Walkin' around with all that ass.
twas bound to happen sooner or later.

Commission Broadcast scheduled for this Saturday!!

Saturday at 5:00-5:30pm PST, like usual!

You can send me ideas through here in Patreon DMs, through my Twitter DMs, or through my Discord DMs

Please please pleaaaase wait until Friday at the earliest to send me any ideas; lest i forget by the day of the stream!

Nothing is outright accepted until it's chosen on stream or i say so directly!
Also, make sur...

★Ambercream Avenue // Ep2, Page 9/10

Wonder what's goin' on in the movie; fellas have been ENTIRELY ignoring it bc the one scene gave someone a boner smh.

10 pages in and 7 left!! Holy toledo this might be real. There are of course some glaring lil inconsistencies but liek i say every time i put some of these out- I'll fix em up n do a big quality run-over when all pages are more or less done- huhu. Wish me luck!

Oh yeah also penis balls yea yea

$ $ $ // Tim Twofer

People seem to really be growing an appreciation for my diligent employee. Im sure he deserves it though.

$ $ $ // Bee Happy

Bee Mario doodle comm :V

I got two others done but they'reeeee private (sadge).

✰R34 // Morning Quickie

I had mentioned prior that i had a Gengar sketch leftover from when i was doing last month's sponsor set; here's the full of that i did last night after getting 3 ( 2 private, womp womp ) comms done. 4ft tall and weighs only 89 pounds?? Don't ever let me own a Gengar im gonna teach him a reacharound before he knows a shadow ball.

( i dont even play pokemon dont flame me )

✰May 2024 Requests open!★

Y'all get the idea. Shoot me a character (or two!) and a prompt/situation to go with 'em.

I of course cannot guarantee I'll be able to get to everyone every single time, and i may edit the scenario a little if i either feel i could make it suit my comfort better or perhaps have an idea i think could be more fun.

But yeah;. spit somethin' out; tell me a thing to draw fer ya!

If your name is uhhhh

-Patrem

-LizardWizard

-Mo...

♡ April 2024 Patron Reward Recap ♥

I'm RIGHT ON TIME!! Wew! What an april!

Alright, lessee...

4/13 Felt Party!!

Requests! Featuring:
- Vortigaunt ( Half Life )
- Kaiman ( Dorohedoro )
- Ray & Urso ( F.I.S.T.: Forged In Shadow Torch )
- Pete and Roxanne's Dad ( A Goofy Movie )

Sponsor Sketches, featuring:
- Stripe ( Gremlins )
- Cait Sith ( Final Fantasy )
- Asmodeus ( DeadEndia )
- Gengar ( P0k3m0n )
- Glamrock Freddy ( ...

✰Bigwig Reward 2/2 // Gun Dog No.2

Gun not present but you know the sitch.

Also the name is hard to prove but i'm sticking with it, it's cute and he doesnt have another one.

✰Bigwig Reward 1/2 // Gun Dog No.1

I know nothin about nothing; i just know he has a really cute design and i appreciate his hair a lot. Swagged out.

✰Sponsor Sketch #6 // The Green Moon

hehe hehe
haha hehehe.

It's still april!!! And i got cohorts to chuckle up with! Got really artsy with this one to keep some of his funny design traits intact.

✰Sponsor Sketch #5 // Night Show Alterations

He's a lil shy about appealing to a new crowd; how's he doing?

✰Sponsor Sketch #4 // Gey Gar

Top #1 Porky man i'd pound without question GOOOOODDD he's cute. I have another/alternate sketch of him that i rejected from this because i liked it too much and wanted to go full-on with it so you'll be seeing that maybe sometime next month, but here check this out.

✰Sponsor Sketch #3 // D*ck Ended

Not clever i know, but i don't have much familiarity here with this chap so it'll have to do.

✰Sponsor Sketch #2 // His name is pronounced *what*?

I've been saying it the way it reads this entire time holy shit. Anyway, him and his honker. This was actually p damn fun to draw.

✰Sponsor Sketch #1 // Grim Gremlin

I dont know much of anything 'bout Gremlins so uh. Enjoy Stripe.

Also don't @ me about his back situation being wrong, looking for consistent references was hell on earth.