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Commission Broadcast scheduled for this Saturday!!

Saturday at 5:00-5:30pm PST, like usual!

I will note that i am trying something new this time around!
There will be four open slots when I'm done with the usual Warm-Up as opposed to six, but when i am done with the four slots (barring any technical nightmares), i will gauge whether or not i feel i'm able to do the other two (for a total of six slots), at that point i will ask those in the chat and/or run around ...

✰November 2023 Request #4: Real stuffy fella, tell ya what★

Did you know there's a fucking Ted show coming out??

✰November 2023 Request #3: Toyin' Around★

Lil lineless thang i suppose

Real husbands peg the fuck out of themselves for their wives don't @ me.

✰November 2023 Request #2: Helping Hands★

Are you a green kinda guy or an orange kinda guy? Call toll free at 1-800-It Says Gullible On The Ceiling and tell us which color of guy you'd be in this situation.

gags aside- i dig the experimental finish i went with for this one; quite fun and scratchy.

If there's a typo anywhere in here i will blow up into giblets at the earliest possible convenience

✰November 2023 Request #1: dog with the money on 'im★

Don't look at me or ask me anything, i dont know anything about this game.

procy live a hero

★Originals // "Mr. Flint", The Mathematical Grump

• Edit: He's been shaven! And now has an exposed chin. I figured to have a bit more differences between him, Richie, and Two Other Guys joining those two geezers in a sorta themed group it would be a good call. Also, figured a big strong lode-bearing (or load-baring?) moustache is nice. Dw, he's still got the same fat ass. Previous version of his reference/design are in attachments!
  
  Warning, Warning; Certified Old Man Nudity. 

Made this guy a ...

✰R34 (WIP?) // Good Morning (Deux)

I will acknowledg that i now have a good handful of these sprawling pages of characters in WIP status but ay something's betta than nothin', eh?

Anyway- thought about him again
Decided i need him all over again.

Such a weirdo.
Such a cute weirdo.

Commission Broadcast // 11/18/23 Results

Total and complete success! We're most likely goin back onto schedule with these sooner or later.

Only 3 ( actually 4, one of them is time-hidden heehee) this time because i kept the slot count light incase something happened again- but it went perfectly! Woo woo! Anyway, enjoy the ardt.

OC, R34, R34, OC


Oh also Invoice Tim.

Hole Poll Winner: Aged like fine wine

Update: 5-minute Timelapse included in the files below!

Here's your oldies, chaps.

The theme was Old Coots and this is markedly more fancy than that would entail but i quickly realized i'm not geared with enough knowledge of bonafide crazy old characters so i just took a small step back and let it just be Old Motherfuckers. I'm sure that's fine tho.

Go ahead, take yer pick.

▶ Smallscale Commission Broadcast this weekend

Been a bit, eh?

What with the bitrate issues i've had in two prior streams, i took a break and also resituated some stuff on my end to hopefully remedy the issue- but i haven't tested it quite yet so i figure now's a good a time as any. I'll be limiting the slots down from the usual six to 3, maybe four at max just incase things DO go south like last time- i won't have a huge plate to fix up after the fact. I've noticed that it's usually after the third comm (for some reason) that it...

★Ambercream Avenue (Commission) // Happy Thanksgiving

You should know the joke with these two by now.
(It's Honey & Ham)

Belated birthday gift commission featuring Mr.Honey.

Commission Dump

Commissions i've completed lately; mostly OC stuff but we got one R34 thing with the appearance of Scratch from Monkey Wrench (Image #2)

Hole Poll Runner-Up: Mushroom Man Fundraiser!

All at the behest of the Princess herself!* Seems like it's got the kingdom a pretty penny- as well as letting some of the citizens vent out some of their feelings c:

*(you know they would all do it for her.)

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But uh yeah; here's the runner-up/#2 winner for that Hole-In-The-Wall poll thing i brought up earlier! Now let me say two things real quick:

1. I already have a good WIP for the other one/big winner! I just don't want to outr...

★Ambercream Avenue (WIP) // Episode 2: "Not A Wink" Page 14, 15, 16, 17! - Thumbnailing is over!

And THAT is the end of me thumbnailing/sketching this shit out oh my GOD. I'm more or less ready to start actually getting these pages all nice and complete- barring some layout/panel changes i make in the midst of that bc there are indeed some poses i think i could do better on and i am absolutely aware of how bad some of this word bubble layout is, trust. But it's better to have something to stand on before i start decorating the walls, y'dig?

Not to toot my own horn (esp wh...

Hole Poll!!

Howdy y'all. I've been wanting to do a general poll/vote thing for a piece for funsies and lately I've been feeling the draw to take a swing at one of those corny multi Hole-In-The-Wall pieces featuring a handful of known characters; so i figure why not take those two ideas and mash em together.

Below I'll present some only sorta vague themes over who and/what will be on display. I t...

✰November 2023 Requests open!★

Y'all get the idea. Shoot me a character (or two!) and a prompt/situation to go with 'em.

I of course cannot guarantee I'll be able to get to everyone every single time, and i may edit the scenario a little if i either feel i could make it suit my comfort better or perhaps have an idea i think could be more fun.

But yeah;. spit somethin' out; tell me a thing to draw fer ya!

If your name is uhhhh

-Patrem

-LizardWizard

-Mo...

♡ October 2023 Patron Reward Recap ♥

GAH- I'm a little late! How horrifying!!

Anyway.

Requests! Featuring:
-Frank & Wayne (Hotel Transylvania)
-Sid & Lord Death (Soul Eater- Go watch/read it, i'd say it's top 10 anime for me personally)
-Five Nights At Freddy's. (Yep. the whole thing. All of it. Yep.)
-Gran Torino (Naruto Redux AU: Another. oh wait i mean Boku No Hero Academia)

Sponsor Sketches, featuring:
-Bubble Mario (Super Mari0/Wonder)
-King Boo...

✰Bigwig Reward 2/2 // Spirit Blossom Teemo

I dont know anything about league so i don't have a joke gag to put down here- enjoy the Yordle.

Recap in a few moments if not outright tomorrow!

✰Bigwig Reward 1/2 // Count Kledula

There's some obvious joke about blood swelling somewhere inappropriate here.
The other Bigwig should be here before too soon, so sit tight.

♡ November Update ♥

Yo someone go check the status of the Mariah Ice Prison
It's getting near that time and i swear every now and again i hear snippets of her insidious song..

Actually, pff- Scary time is over! Let's get jovial and all that.

Heyyyy folx, how ya doin'? All good and sick off monstrous tons of candy? Or maybe you're drunk as hell after a proper halloween party?

Either way, hope you ain't deathly ill; take it easy.

As for us over here, we're doin' good! Despite some tr...

✰Sponsor Sketch #1, #2, #3, #4, #5 // Sponsor Blast!!

I guess this might be the norm for the time being; ah well- work's gettin done and thas all that matters.

There ain't a sixth because one of the sponsors didn't get back to me, wenk wenk.

All's left is the two Bigwig thangs- sit tight for that.


Oh also HAPPY HALLOWEEN

✰October 2023 Request #4: Elder Squeeze★

So caught up in stuff that i sorta a wittle bit forgot to cover the fourth request for the month- A bit out of theme for The Month BUT i'd be lying if i said i haven't been waiting for an excuse to draw this guy- so.


Sorry to cockpenis fans but i'm sure you could find that easy somespot else.

✰R34 // Royal Beggar

Been watchin' a buttload of adventure time because i never actually saw the whole show full-on and it reignited my crush for Jake (obvi) but ALSO really got me itching for Ice King- and then there was that period of time where IK moved in with the main two and hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm haaaaahmmmmmmmmmm ahrhrhr.


dude i started drawing this last night at like 1am.

✰Commission // All Fluff

OC Commission for some fellas, y'know how it goes.

✰October 2023 Request #3: This month's superstar★

Okay YES i used the superstar line even though this is based off FNAF 1 ssshHHHUUUDDDUUUPPP.

Anyway here's my government mandated (im the government) Super Ultra High Effort Request Piece for the month.

But hey; its a pretty special event for the franchise so whyyyyy nawwwt.

Hor hor hor hor hor

✰October 2023 Request #2: Death Comes★

Don't @ me for the title i just thought about it and considered it funny.


Personally? Top 10 anime for me
And yes, i'm sorry to inform you that i have only watched the anime and havent gotten around to reading the manga- gomenasorry.

★Ambercream Avenue (Commission) // Bull's Beach Episode WIP

A catalogue comm focused around one of my own characters, again? Inconcievable.

But yeah, here's our punked punk having a moment he'll never hear the end of from his Spectral Support

★Ambercream Avenue (Commission) // He asked nicely

Plus, this is the one thing in this regard that Bludo does best.

✰October 2023 Request #1: Monster Mash★

Hotel Transylvania guys, y'know the vibes.

Commission Broadcast // 10/14/23 Results

Only three BEECCAUUUUUSSSEEEEEE The Bitrate Breakdown happened again- and thus i am postponing further announcements of streams until i can figure out how to remedy that. Big apologies to the three that were left disappointed.

But ahhh here's what we DID get done i suppose