And so it begins......
As you know it is the Christmas season so in keeping with tradition my holiday spamming of Christmas content begins now.
Stay tuned for all the festive audios and content coming your way :)
2023-12-08 04:11:53 +0000 UTC View PostAlice In Wonderland, Chapter IX—WHO STOLE THE TARTS?
If you would like to listen to the beginning of the story: Listen here!
If you have any story suggestions for future polls, please do so on the request form here (Choose SFW > Bedtime Story > Type in the title and ...
December's Winners
🏆 NSFW Pick: Listener Confesses
🏆 SFW Pick: Christmas Cuddles
If you would like to submit more ideas for future surveys, head over to Hank's Audio Request Form here: https://forms.gle/DSqdpwMuFQdfPCag9
Winners So Far...
🏆 SFW Pick: 2023-12-01 05:00:09 +0000 UTC
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It's another Community Choice!
This is the original prompt:
Theme: To Lovers (Friends, Enemies, Strangers, etc.)
Wedding Date: You're invited to a good friend's wedding and you bring your best friend as your +1. When you first see her on the day, your breath hitches - you've never seen her done up like this & she looks devastatingly gorgeous, but in an innocent way, nothing pompous. Later, when they are playing a slow, romantic song, you ask her to dance. Does she feel th...
I come out to find you lying on the couch. You can't sleep and you don't want to wake me up but you not being there with me has woken me up. You have to get up early and you need sleep. I try one of my boring stories but that doesn't work. I have an idea... it worked before and it worked again.
2023-11-29 04:14:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Well...I think I dodged a bullet!
I'm on the mend and I just wanted to thank you all so much for all of your remedies and well wishes ❤️
2023-11-25 05:59:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Well it's kind of ironic that in my last audio I pretended to have a cold and now...I have one hell of a cold lol. Everyone said there's a bad one going around and it's found it's way to me.
So just for fun... let's hear all your secret recipes to kill this damn thing off please.
I'm sure you all have some great cures!
Turn your back for one minute and...... 🤣
2023-11-22 16:47:33 +0000 UTC View PostWe both have a miserable cold but you're worse than I am so it's up to me to take care of you. We just need sleep and we'll be fine.....
2023-11-19 16:54:36 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone,
I wanted to inform you on some changes I will be making to the tiers in 2024 to simplify my structure (from 5 tiers ➡️ 3 tiers), continue to offer quality content and give room to grow into other avenues. Changes will start January 1st, 2024.
Here are the 3 tier options you will have moving forward:
You do not have to do anything if you are in the $5 or $20 tier currently, this to to jus...
I've driven 5 hours to come and buy a guitar from a guy named Pete but he isn't here. You're his daughter and you're supposed to do the deal
I've driven 5 hours to come and buy a guitar from a guy named Pete but he isn't here. You're his daughter and you're supposed to do the deal on his behalf but it would seem you have a different deal in mind.....
Just another crazy little idea
I hope you enjoy ;)
It's another Community Choice idea
I've woken up in the middle of the night from a terrible nightmare and you comfort me back to sleep by holding me, telling me bad jokes and rubbing my back till I fall asleep again....
The original prompt:
Reverse Comfort / Nightmare: Hank has a nightmare and wakes up upset. His girl calms and cheers him up by cuddling him, kissing him, giving him back rubs, and listening to him talk about the nightmare. Hank falls asleep in his girl's arms...
Want to listen to the beginning? Alice In Wonderland, Chapter I
Missed the previous chapter? Alice In Wonderland, Chapter VII
Next Chapter (Finale):
2023-10-31 02:00:36 +0000 UTC
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It's another Community Choice idea!
You've had a terrible day at work so when you get home I make you a tea. You don't have to worry about dinner because I'm already making it. What you need is a little nap while I finish making it. I carry you to bed and tell you all the things I love about you before you fall asleep. I'll wake you up when dinner is ready. For now.. just relax and have a little sleep.....
The original idea:
"Tea and Comfort"...
Thank you so much for all your questions :)
2023-10-29 23:55:07 +0000 UTC View PostIt's another Community Choice!
I've come to pick you up to go to our friends party but when I get to your place you're still in your pajamas and you don't want to go. When I ask why it takes a while to find out the truth. You're basically upset because you suspect they're going to announce their engagement and you're fed up with never being anyone's first choice to be with. But what you don't realize is that you are somebody's first choice..... mine......
It's a...
Just in case anyone is in the Halloween mood here's a list of all of my Halloween audios to date 🎃
Have a happy and safe Halloween!
A Little Surprise
A Little Surprise: Halloween Night
A Vampire's Love
2023-10-15 15:42:33 +0000 UTC
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Well you know it's tradition for me to do an official Halloween audio and here it is...
Well you know it's tradition for me to do an official Halloween audio and here it is...
This is Part 2 of A Little Surprise
I'm trying not to give too much away with the tags to keep the suspense but this audio is on the rougher side of things so please keep that in mind.
After surprisi...
It's a Community Choice Audio!
It's Halloween night and originally I had to work early in the morning so I wouldn't be able to stay over but knowing you as well as I do and knowing that you'll watch a bunch of scary movies and then call me in the middle of the night, I told my boss I'd be in by 10. So I show up at your place with pizza, snacks and drinks so I can get into my pajamas and cuddle on the couch with you so you can hide behind me and grab onto me when you ge...
Just a quick message to let you know that there will be a slight delay for the audios while I close everything up at my trailer. But fear not, everything will be coming your way very soon and it should be a very fun spoopy month :)
2023-10-06 00:16:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Quick update to notify everyone the Patreon changes on the app and desktop. In addition to the new logo and app layout, the "Members Posts" tab has been removed from the app however it is still available on Desktop. The pinned post is also now viewable on the app again for easy access to the Bulletin Board page.
For more information on Patreon's new features and visio...
A HankFM Halloween listening party! Hank will be hosting and spinning his favorite Halloween tunes on October 27th! The time will be determined very soon and all the details will be on Discord. - Admin 💙
🛑 TAKE THE SURVEY HERE (CLOSES OCT 4TH @ 2PM ET): https://conjointly.online/study/488450/jmzoalbpgdkn7tf42btj
October's Winners:
🏆 SFW Pick: TBA
🏆 NSFW Pick: TBA
September's Winners:
🏆 SFW Pick:
You're Amazin...
Please do not ask questions relating to physicality and specific attributes of one's body and/or ideal type that I have regarding personality. I have answered them in previous AMAs in length already. please check out this post here for all frequently asked questions (FAQ): https://www.patreon.com/posts/hanks-monthly-1-74958000
Any questions posted will close on Octobe...
Hello ladies ♡
Please let me know if you have a birthday this month so I can do a little something for you at the end of the month :)
Also, please tell me how to pronounce your name phonetically in the message as well so I can pronounce it correctly. Thank you <3
2023-10-01 04:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt's another Community Choice Audio!! You and I are celebrating our 1st anniversary and I've bought you to this beautiful hotel and planned...
You and I are celebrating our 1st anniversary and I've bought you to this beautiful hotel and planned a few little surprises. A bottle of champagne, an amazing view and a jacuzzi on the balcony. I think it's going to be an anniversary to remember...
If you would like to submit more ideas, head over to my Audio Request Form:
2023-09-30 06:30:45 +0000 UTC
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🛑 TAKE THE SURVEY HERE (WILL CLOSE ON OCT 4TH): https://conjointly.online/study/488450/jmzoalbpgdkn7tf42btj
October's Winners:
🏆 SFW Pick: TBD
🏆 NSFW Pick: TBD
September's Winners:
🏆 SFW Pick:
2023-09-30 04:00:02 +0000 UTC
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A very happy birthday to you all!!
2023-09-29 03:09:41 +0000 UTC View PostTime for another bedtime story :)
2023-09-27 13:02:18 +0000 UTC View PostA whole bunch of rambling answers to your great questions. Thank you all for your questions!
2023-09-26 19:15:01 +0000 UTC View Post