Road Stories: The Masturbatory Bassist
Gigs can get......interesting.
2018-12-08 03:01:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Gigs can get......interesting.
2018-12-08 03:01:48 +0000 UTC View Post
While you've been relaxing on the couch in MY t-shirt, I've been outside freezing working on your car. The benefits of your guy being a mechanic. You don't have to pay me money...... but you still have to pay. ;)
Just another naughty idea
I hope you enjoy ;)
2018-12-05 13:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostA very happy Sunday to all of you incredible ladies ♡
2018-12-02 16:18:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Just to join in on the fun. Here's a picture of me. I think I'm 17 in this with my brand new Gibson SG that I wish I still had.
2018-12-01 18:23:32 +0000 UTC View Post
You're upset because today is supposed to be our playdate day but those adult responsibilities have ruined it...... or have they? Daddy's got a little surprise for you baby........
Just another naughty idea
I hope you enjoy ;)
2018-11-28 13:05:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Once again..... this was a lot of fun :)
2018-11-25 20:52:00 +0000 UTC View PostI thought it would be fun to let you decide what next weeks audio should be about...... I'll leave this up till Sunday Morning.
Your Pick is if you had another type of Hank that isn't listed.
2018-11-23 13:07:29 +0000 UTC View Post
I got a request over 5 months ago to do an audio about this. I had no idea when it was done that it would clock in at over an hour. It just kind of kept evolving in my head and this is what came out. This is now the longest audio I've ever done....hopefully not TOO long.
You have a big date night with the guy you've been seeing. You're going to take the plunge and go all the way with him. But you're so nervous that because of your inexperience that you're going to be awkward and s...
2018-11-21 13:01:24 +0000 UTC View PostIt was so much fun, let's do it again!!
2018-11-20 13:24:38 +0000 UTC View PostTry not to break anything while I'm gone ;)
2018-11-15 13:06:49 +0000 UTC View PostAfter being dumped and ghosted by my girlfriend I come into a church just to clear my head. I'm not religious at all. Something just led me here. Then I meet you and we start talking. I can definitely say I've never met a nun like you and you were right. I do feel MUCH better.
Just another naughty idea
I hope you enjoy ;)
2018-11-14 13:01:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Paul was fucking brilliant.......
2018-11-14 01:39:48 +0000 UTC View PostIt's amazing what your mind can deal with.......
2018-11-13 23:02:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Wish you were here......Happy Saturday ladies ♡
2018-11-10 14:10:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I was doing it anyway......sooo..... ;D
2018-11-09 03:48:51 +0000 UTC View Post
We've been friends for a long time and we're having drinks and catching up when we get into an argument over your choice of guys. I'm tired of watching you get burned by these jerks and I finally tell you what I think. You don't like this and leave. This isn't the greatest neighborhood and I get worried and come looking for you...... and I'm so glad I did.
Just another naughty idea
I hope you enjoy ;)
2018-11-07 13:08:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Part 2........
2018-11-05 02:27:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I had to do it in two parts.....
2018-11-05 02:24:35 +0000 UTC View PostA very happy Sunday to all you amazing people :) ........ the audio is supposed to be No. 10 ...... oops! Oh well...... still works 😊
2018-11-04 15:18:15 +0000 UTC View Post