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B4 C19: A Secret

When I finally woke up, I was sore. 

Given my recent less-than-optimal sleeping conditions, that wasn’t too abnormal. Quickly, however, it became clear that this was no mere muscle stiffness. 

As if to drive that understanding home, the first thing I noticed on opening my eyes was the blood.

Hell. What did we even fight that bleeds that much… The bulk of it was dried, forming a sticky crust all over my skin and clothes, both of which were looking ...

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B4 C18: Clocking Out

This should not prove overly difficult, yes? As Tess flew off into the distance, Verin took stock of their situation. While she would not deny feeling more at ease with Tess around, her absence did not overly worry Verin. If anything, with how little Tess had let her contribute to fighting in the past week, Verin was almost eager to flex her magic a bit.

True, undead weren’t her preferred sparring partners, but with how many Tess had killed -- and how effortlessly -- Verin wa...

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B4 C17: Break

Throughout the entire palace, not once had I let the others help with the fighting. While there’d been some cursory attempts on their parts to help out, I’d shut them down quickly, not willing to take any chances. It was, after all, partly my fault we’d ended up here for going along with their overly optimistic plans in the first place.

Given that I hadn’t let Cal or Verin fight the basic skeletons and mummies, then, naturally I would not be letting them follow me into what clea...

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B4 C16: Palace-y

I couldn’t, in full honesty, say that sinking through the sand ranked on my top ten worst experience list, though that wasn’t for lack of trying. I could only be thankful for the small number of levels I’d picked up in Breath Control last semester which kept me from immediately sucking in sand into my lungs.

As I sank deeper and deeper, I found myself filled with an unnatural calm. I did not expect to get out of this situation alive. That was bad. I did not expect Cal or ...

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B4 C15: Sand

Given that all of my experiences in the desert thus far had been fairly brief, there was something that I hadn’t fully appreciated up till now.

The desert was hot.

A simple fact on the surface, although the more I thought about it, the stranger it felt. It wasn’t as if there was a sun, after all. Still, whatever faux realism the dungeon had created seemed to include basic temperature and humidity control. Not hard to deal with for an hour or two, but notably unpleasant after m...

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B4 C14: Desert Preparation

Our grand excursion into the desert was agreed upon and set in stone, but rather than jump into it immediately, we decided to prepare a bit. And in this case, by “we,” I was strictly referring to Cal.

For all the rogue had spent her time wandering about, she still hadn’t fully explored the desert. Part of that was a matter of personal preference -- the forest was far more interesting, and it allowed her to contribute to our stash of herbs and small game whenever she went out. The ...

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B4 C13: Like Crab

Sand. I’d never been a particular fan of the stuff, and that was when I’d visited pleasant, summertime beaches. When it came to monster-infested deserts, my dislike of the gritty substance was only intensified.

Of all the four surrounding biomes, the desert was the one I’d least expected to visit. After Verin’s new level had warmed her up to the idea of having me help her and Cal fight, though, it was the only real option.

The mountains were a no-go. I had no trouble fight...

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B4 C12: Keeping Busy

It was hard to say when the exact moment I woke up was, if only because my waking state wasn’t all that far off from being asleep. Much as I’d feared, the utter cessation of stimulus was enough to send me nearly back to square one, leaving me lying there on the cold cave floor. It was only by virtue of my next notification that I managed to fully rouse myself.

Soul Resistance has reached level 6!

The overwhelming pressure, already greatly lessened fro...

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B4 C11: Forced Rest

The day after my outing, Verin cornered me to float the idea of group monster fighting. With how easily I’d dealt with all the gryphons, she imagined if the other two accompanied me, it would be a steady source of experience for all of us.

While there was something calming about fighting alone, naturally, I agreed. Given that I didn’t need the help, all that Verin would really need to do was make sure to keep herself safe. I could try to protect her, of course, but there had been ti...

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B4 C10: Storage

Up until now, the only time I’d seen new class skills was when I’d grabbed the skills leading up to them. To that end, I’d expected maybe one new option for my recent purchase of Status Resistance, but that was it.

That was, however, not what I was seeing now. Sitting there on the fourth tier of my Arcane Augmenter room was a new option, joining the boots, the gloves, and the monocles already present. Keeping in the theme of somewhat lackluster wearable items, my...

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B4 C9: Healthy Coping Mechanisms

Having expected some level of pyrotechnics already, I wasn’t disappointed when cracks and fissures formed along the massive block, all of them emitting the same eerie purple glow I’d come to associate with mental mana. As the cracks spread with an accompanying frightening din, I couldn’t help but worry that I’d been given some sort of egg instead of a weapon. Thankfully, as the outer shell at last broke away to reveal the item within, my fears proved to be unfounded.

Examining t...

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B4 C8: Home

Building a house, in the end, was not an overly difficult task. Or, at least it wasn’t depending on the type of house. Had I needed to adhere to local building codes and wire in electrical lines and figure out a plumbing system, things might have been a bit tougher. In fact, even had I been trying to make something particularly good looking, I might have had a real challenge on my hands.

As it were, though, I had a bunch of logs and only the most basic of tools. I was building a simpl...

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B4 C7: An Impromptu Excursion

As time slipped by, the following days came and went. It would have been nice to say that I suddenly gained a great burst of energy, cheerfully chatting up the others. In truth, even the thought of holding any reasonable conversation exhausted me. Still, I made sure to spare Cal and Verin from the horrors of their own cooking, each day preparing whatever animal Cal managed to bring me to the best of my abilities. After cooking came the eating, and I made sure to sit beside them, no matter wha...

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B4 C6: Ascendant

Ascendant

You have surpassed the limits of a standard, non-enhanced member of your race in every dimension. Your body and mind have been baptized in and reformed by mana. You are on a path scarce few ever tread: A path to something greater.

+500 Prestige

Gain Ability: Divine Synergy


Divine Synergy

Though some in ...

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B4 C5: Empty

Sensation crashed into me all at once, the unfamiliarity of it sending pulses of terror through my body. A glimpse of an unfamiliar man with unnatural reddish skin. Who was he? I squirmed away from his grip with a guttural, inhuman cry. 

Two women, grabbing me. Catching me. They felt… comfortable? I knew their names, I thought. I mentally grasped for the knowledge only to come up blank. But then again, what was my name? And where was I? The women were quickly forgotten a...

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B4 C4: Stuck

The room, or perhaps more aptly, holding cell, that Sett found himself in was nothing if not boring. Large, sure, but outside its ridiculous size and the spell circles etched into the granite floor, there was absolutely nothing of interest.

It thus was quite notable, then, when the space in front of him shifted, and a man appeared as if from nothing. Given the circumstances, the identity of the man was hardly surprising, yet Sett still reflected that it was the last person he wished to ...

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B4 C3: Regicide

AN: By all rights, this should be today's basic tier chapter, but it seems to already be marked as available, so I unlocked chapter 4 instead. Did I unlock this on Thursday, or has this been unlocked for much longer? Unsure! Sending out an email for it in case it's been unlocked for a while and no one's read it yet. Looks like basic tier is now 6 chapters ahead instead of 5 (oops!).

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Blood flowed freely from the many puncture wounds on the poor excuse...

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B4 C2: Friends of Little Xan

The underground tunnel was everything one could ask for when it came to spooky old wizards. In fact, even to call it a tunnel did it a disservice. Sleek unblemished granite covered floor, wall, and ceiling alike, broken only by the occasional imposing column interspersed with some blue mage lights that lit up at their approach. Slanted downwards and curved to the side, the corridor brought them deeper and deeper as it spiraled downwards.

Combined with the unnatural atmosphere, there was...

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We're Back!

Hi hello, all. We're back!

Can't say how lovely it is to be off of my hiatus, and a big thank you to everyone who's reading along after all this time.

Happy to say that tomorrow will be my last day of work which means Friday will be the first day that I'll be writing full-time. Woohoo! Sadly am pretty sick right now, but once I'm better, I will be celebrating harder than Tess did on Alara's birthday.

Now, logistics:

Wanted to get a chapter out a day early because it's ...

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B4 C1: Perhaps an Eight

In a strange and unforgiving land where few had ever tread before, the landscape shifted with every step. One moment, hard rock shot into the sky in the form of a cold and unforgiving mountain; the next, sand threatened to swallow any foolish enough to dare traverse it. Dark forests abutted flaming expanses of magma. Calm lakes sat undisturbed beside frozen tundras. And those were perhaps the most simple of areas within this aberrant space.

Within minutes, one could pass through areas o...

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Not dead! Return timeline and general updates.

Hi all! Incredibly happy to say I'm still here and still writing, and apologies for going AWOL for two and a half months. Life has kept me a bit busier and more stressed in the past few months than I anticipated, mostly for good reasons, partly for bad. I'd hoped to come back on January 1st, but I hadn't managed to write even a little bit all of November and December, and I was feeling a little bogged down after that too. Ultimately got into a bit of a funk where I was struggling to write or ...

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Book 3 Completion + Hiatus Announcement

Hi hello, all! Book 3 is now complete! Woohoo! 

I hope you’ve all enjoyed reading it even half as much as I’ve enjoyed writing it and getting to share it. When I set out to start the Sylum arc, I expected the entirety of books 2 and 3 to fit into a single book. Clearly, that didn’t happen, and ultimately, I’m pretty happy it didn’t. I’m looking forward to a change in scenery and pace, and I hope you all are too.

Now! Hiatus.

I usually try to take a little bi...

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Prelude to Book 4: Time to Paint the Sky

AN: And that's it! Book 3 is now done!

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“Hey. Heyyyyy.”

A bothersome and incessant voice did its best to cut through the fog of sleep which clung to Verin. When it failed to rouse her, a firm poke to the side soon followed. As obnoxious as it was, Verin did her best to ignore it, her pounding head demanding further rest.

“Look, you asked for it…” Unrepentantly, the voice whispered directly into her ear.

Ask...

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B3 C67: Rocks for When You're Back (Epilogue)

AN: One more chapter after this until B3 is done!

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“A rather dreadful turn of events, is it not?” Barb sat close to the fire, heating up a lentil stew to share among him and the others. The ingredients had been one of the few things he’d managed to buy from the trading post before the untimely damages from the war.

“Mm. Bad. Her eyes looked bad.” Kex stared through him, the vertical slit of her one lizard-like eye narrowing as h...

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B3 C66: Standard Teleportation

How in the name of all that’s holy did this become such a spectacle?

Archmage Xander’Calis went through the exacting motions of preparing the ritual he’d be using to visit his master, laying down the spell circle directly into the earth beneath him. Even that much had taken some preparation, as he’d had to use earth magic to create a space that was flat and stable enough to hold the powerful spellwork.

Considering how involved the task was, he’d chosen a spot we...

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B3 C65: End of a War

Three days passed in Emer’Thalis as Tess continued to lie in bed.

The war, as fiercely as it had raged, was no more. With the threat of death very literally looming above everyone in the form of the archmage, not even the most battle-hungry warrior had the guts to keep at it. When the orders to stand down and retreat were relayed, not a soul resisted.

So it was that when the ice of the archmage’s spell finally began to thaw, an awkward shuffle ensued as two armies, only recent...

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Still alive, still working!

Hi hello, all.

Just a quick post about delays in writing. Doing my best to get these last ~3-4ish chapters of book three out with minimal delays, but work-work just picked up dramatically, so I'm struggling a bit! The callout over in the previous post for this month that "this is just a heads up to bear with me, as I might be a bit of a shitshow" turned out to be very true!

In any case, I...

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B3 C64: A Bother

Hovering high in the air above Emer’Thalis, Archmage Xander’Callis had to admit that he was having a particularly frustrating day.

At first it had been the normal things. His research was going nowhere. The latest batch of theses out of the academy’s magic students was all drivel. He’d received several collaboration requests from multiple branches of the government, all which he had to waste time turning down.

It was a bother. And if there was one thing that the archmage d...

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B3 C63: A Chilling Battle

Realizing that they were brandishing their weapons at their kingdom’s one and only princess, the king’s honor guard and the many soldiers surrounding him all started to lower their weapons, only stopping when their king shouted out an order to the contrary.

“Hold! My daughter would never adorn herself with such shady garb, nor does she have the Dexterity or skills to arrive here as she has. I will not be fooled, wretch. Many skills exist to shapeshift or confound the mind. Do not ...

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B3 C62: A Touching Reunion

Nadja was feeling great. Great!

Each stretch of earth vanished beneath her feet as quickly as it arrived, her legs moving faster than they ever had before. Was this how people with higher stats felt all the time? She loved it! Nadja sincerely hoped there was a lot more of the wine to go around, because she could get used to this feeling.

And if her speed weren’t enough, her increased stamina definitely was. All this running and she wasn’t even winded? As someone who’d never ...

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