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Well, here it is...

ETA: Added a variant version; this version was actually done before the magazine cover image and was initially unrelated; I changed it to line up.

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We Love Floppies, Vol. 1

Someone from DA gets the blame for this idea; but hey, it's two things I love together at last...

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Wellness Visit

At work, Gabby's the epitome of professional, but when she finds a particularly "healthy" specimen, she makes sure to set up a wellness visit to make sure the pipes are cleared out.

This has a "sexier" variant that I ultimately toned down.

ETA: Added Gabby version of the poster.

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Welcoming Gabby

Well, it's official - this is Gabriella "Gabby" Marchesi. She's a urology nurse...

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Name that plumper!

Okay, so I've got some good ones I like. Let's put this to a vote!

Some thoughts - this woman is Italian-American and lives in either the Bronx or Staten Island. She sounds like this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTUcMvROlwY). She's a single mother and a registered nurse. She's really into astrology; the ta...

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I Love Floppies

Experimenting with shapes. Also, this lady needs a name; anyone have an idea?

Happy Easter to all who celebrate it!

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Vintage Xal

A pinup of Xal based on an old Karen Brown image.

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Bugs, pt. 3

Someone wanted a new version of this - inspired, of course, by the old Alberich original. EEEEE!!!

Exclusive to here because weird shit.

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Fit to be Tied

It's been a while since I've done any beasty content - thought it was time.

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Rear-View

Anyone hungry for some cottage cheese?

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The Empress's New Body

Facing dismal polls and terrible approval numbers, a politician decides to rejuvenate her image with experimental hormone and nanite treatments.

She seems pleased with the results...

This one is probably a one-off, and exclusive to here.

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International Women's Day

Xal decides the best way to celebrate today is naked, barefoot, pregnant, and chained up in the kitchen.

This is a joke, in case it wasn't abundantly clear.

ETA: Added "unhappy" variant; things are always better when the whore is crying.

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Slutty Q - Queen of Spades (1986)

Inspired by a somewhat obscure '80s dance song (and the album cover).

This is a one-off.

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Birth WIP

A little thing I'm working on. Inspired by brocobich's animations.

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Art Exhibit Redux

As it turns out, the crackpot artist's wife is also a crackpot artist. Lady W, being a big patron of the arts, volunteers for her latest exhibition as well.

Huge thanks to TiredMoo for working this one through with me.

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Calendar - March

March's page brings out the moos with Cowra and Moolynne!

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Valentine's Day

This was intended for Valentine's Day, but as usual, a day late and a dollar short...

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Sex on the Beach, pt. 2

Lady W invites those boys to play with her beachballs instead.

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(Not) The End of Lady Warwickshire

Well, here it is... if you voted no, I recommend passing it by (unless you're just curious).

I think I mentioned I did these occasionally, and as G Patreon Fan pointed out Xal has been on the receiving end of a spit before as well.

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Should Lady W ride the pole?

So, to challenge myself, I did a version of Death of a Whore where Lady W is completely impaled on the spit and expiring. If anyone else is interested in seeing it, I'll post it here (and only here).

Some things to note:

1) This is non-canon. Lady W doesn't actually die and will continue on regardless of the vote.

2) This is rather squicky. I did this "realistic" and did not spare the blood.

So - thumbs up or thumbs down?

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Sex on the Beach

"Excuse me, young man, but could I ask for your kind assistance? I am having difficulty reaching my back. Could you be a dear and help me finish applying my tanning oil?"

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Interviewing the Summer Interns

Lady W tells the interns how things are done at her estate.

This one was specially requested and is a Patreon exclusive.

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Death of a Whore

It was, in hindsight, a bad idea to volunteer as a subject for that crackpot Smythe's new "participatory art display". Fortunately, there are safety locks that will prevent the spit from going in far enough to do any real harm... aren't there?

ETA: Added non-peril variant. Exclusive to here.

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Solving the Mystery

And now we know...

ETA: Added nude variant as requested.

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Scandal!

Shocking, I know.

ETA: Added "clean" version.

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Awards Season Special!

Someone wanted more of Lady W - so here you go. Now you know her first name - Nicola.

ETA: Added "clean" version.

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In Her Proper Place

Xal where she belongs.

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Rule .303

A remake of an older image.

The Lady Warwickshire was well known to all as a collector of rare antiquities, some of which were valued at many thousands of Pounds. And so it was that certain individuals of low stature conspired to invade her country home, and take what they wanted by force. Unfortunately for them, the Lady's collection of antique firearms was at least as numerous as her collection of rarities... and so when the burglars came to call that evening, she disposed of them und...

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On Skimpy Armor

As I have mentioned before, Xalynne will wear perfectly modest, full-coverage armor if she can find/afford it. However, most of her armor is acquired from battlefield scavenging, and while the legs and arms can generally be made to fit, there is no way the torso armor will, So she'll either wear no armor there, or have a breastplate cut up and reshaped into bits that will.

Unfortunately, the second image is what Xal usually gets stuck with; ancient junk scavenged from battlegrounds or o...

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Q&A with Xalynne

Bloated sluts are standing by. Call in now!

Carrier rates may apply.

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