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Surgery was a success!

Hey everyone! 

Surgery went well. I will be in hospital for most likely a couple of days while they run tests and do follow up, but for now, things have gone good!

I'm feeling okay, drowsy and woozy but otherwise not too bad! Morphine is strong stuff! 

Hope you're all doing okay. 

I'm in and out of sleep but the road to recovery begins now. Thank you all.

All my love

Jarl x

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Surgery

Hey everyone.

A bit of a glib one today but I'll try to keep it my usual self ha!

Tomorrow I'm having my second round of surgery on my throat. It should be okay but as with any surgery there are risks. It's gonna require additional medication and some turbulent recovery time. 

I wanted to say thank you for being with me on this journey. I've come a long way from where I started and it wouldn't be what it was without you here listening to me "moan into a mic" heh.

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Enthrallment #48 [M4A] [Ramble] Relax & Cum With Me [Ramblefake] [Relaxation] [Spit For Lube] [Wet Sounds] [Mutual Masturbation] [Thumb Ring] [Cum with me] [Himbo] [Growls] [Overstim] [Lightheaded] [Aftercare]

Hey There!

Thank you for your continued patience! 

I have surgery tomorrow and so I will be out of commission for a little while afterwards while I recover. So this might be my last audio for a couple of weeks while I get better. Thank you for all your support and I'll be back as soon as I can.

I'll have a proper post up about this before I go in for surgery. Later today or early tomorrow.

Hope you're having a good week!

All my love!

Jarl ...

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Audio today!

Hey everyone! 


There will be a ramblefake going up later today! 


Keep your eyes peeled 😘


I'll also be doing a health update in a bit 

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Enthrallment # 47 [M4M] [Script Fill] Now that we’re married, this is how it’s going to be [Mdom] [Wholesome] [Husband] [ “You’re my husband. Nothing can change that now.”] ["Spread your legs"] [Touching] [Denial] [He cums first] [“I’m going to cum first every time. For the rest of our lives."] [L-bomb]

Hey There Handsome! Thank you for your patience!

So a bit of a different one today. I was browsing different M4M scripts of creators who would allow me to do early-access audio posts and I found this incredible piece by u/Rosenlanze on Reddit. I started reading and was instantly hooked. It's so beautifully written and borders betwee...

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Enthrallment #48 [M4F][Script Fill] A Lesson in Corruption [Mdom][Enemies to Lovers][House Party][Brat Taming][Rough][Degradation][Taunting][Hair Pulling][Face Fucking][Sloppy Toppy][Fingering][Dirty Talk] not gonna lie, the speaker is kind of an [Asshole][Atta Girl]

Hey There Gorgeous! Thank you for your patience!

So with everything that's going on, bit of a different one today! I spoke to the awesome u/bean-cat on reddit (@bean_catt on twitter) and they were kind enough to allow me to use their script for an early access audio!  Please go give them some love on it! It's a gorgeous script and I love ...

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Quick update on todays audio

Hey everyone I hope you're doing okay xx


All my love


Jarl 

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New Ramblefaps! [M4M & M4F]

Hey! Hope you enjoy and please go give them both an upvote and a comment! It Really helps ❤️

M4F: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/comments/14y0dpm/m4f_one_day_this_will_be_you_ramblefap_max_2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&...

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Enthrallment #46 [M4M] A *sometimes* Need. [Improvisation] [BFE] [Established Relationship] [hangover] [bratty] [Mdom as Msub] [Switch] [Bet] [Facesitting] [Power Dynamics] [Analingus] [Submission] [Begging] [Listener Top] [Blowjob] [Sloppy Head] [Needy Whines] [Empty Headed] [Listener Orgasm] [No Speaker Orgasm] [Aftercare] [Conversation] [Affectionate] [Gratitude] [Opening Up]

Hey There Handsome!

So my thinking is that Tuesdays will make for good improvs/rambles and Thursdays will make for good full edited audio releases as there's a slightly longer gap to get them finished that way! 

I hope you enjoy this one. This is very personal to me. I find it hard to switch sometimes even thought that's at the core of me and scenarios like this really help me. 

Do with that insight as you will 😅

Hope you're having a good week!<...

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Enthrallment #46 [M4F] A *sometimes* Need. [Improvisation] [BFE] [Established Relationship] [hangover] [bratty] [Mdom as Msub] [Switch] [Bet] [Facesitting] [Power Dynamics] [Cunnilingus] [Submission] [Begging] [Listener Top] [Oral] [Needy Whines] [Empty Headed] [Listener Orgasm] [No Speaker Orgasm] [Aftercare] [Conversation] [Affectionate] [Gratitude] [Opening Up]

Hey There Gorgeous!

So my thinking is that Tuesdays will make for good improvs/rambles and Thursdays will make for good full edited audio releases as there's a slightly longer gap to get them finished that way! 


I hope you enjoy this one. This is very personal to me. I find it hard to switch sometimes even thought that's at the core of me and scenarios like this really help me.
Do with that insight as you will 😅

Hope you're having a good week!
<...

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Audio is coming! Its on its way!

There will be both M4M and M4F audios tonight! 😘

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A major update on the state of my health.

Hey everyone. 

In the spirit of transparency - here's an update I had hoped I wouldn't have to give, but I think it's important that I do.

CW: Health, sickness, C-word

I thought it would be better for you to hear this from my mouth so I'll keep this written bit short. I have an update regarding my health. The TLDR(or L I guess) is that I'm going to try to continue as things are. But that might get hard, so if my posting schedule gets a bit erratic for a while. That's wh...

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Tales From The Meadhall: 'Dracula' By Bram Stoker. Chapter 10

Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!

Welcome back!

I'm reading Dracula by Bram Stoker!

This upload is a little bittersweet - as for the time being, this will be the last regular Thursday post of Dracula. I had this one recorded already. Those of you who have been following along with the surveys/updates and stuff will know that the majority of listeners who are interested in Dracula are waiting for it to be released in full before lis...

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Two New Reddit Posts!

ON TOP of the brand new Jarlin audio I just posted there are also two new Reddit audios out for those who aren't subscribed to my newsletter/on discord!

If you can please go drop them an upvote each! It really helps to get them seen if they get upvotes in the first hour or so that they're up!

There's an M4M here:
2023-07-04 21:43:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Jarlins Quest Part 2: [M4A] Back to Back [Quest][Cave][Peril][Goblin Attack][Fighting them Off][Combat Sounds][Grunting][Escaping][Fit of Passion][Sex in the forest][Mutual Orgasm][Aftercare]

Hey There!

SURPRISE! It's the second episode of the Jarlin series! 

Where did that come from!? My face and brain that's were! 

Here's episode 1 incase you don't remember what happened last time:


https://www.patreon.com/posts/jarlins-quest-1-81183541

Jarlin is a weathered, battered warrior who has fought in countless battles but is looking for...

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Survey Results, Conclusions, Where do we go from here?

Hey there! 

Thank you to everyone who filled out the survey! I've now closed it and am starting to make some decisions for the future of my content based on your answers. The audio above is my attempt to work my way through the results and explain what my conclusions are and what the future of my content is likely to look like.

I have not made any definite decisions yet but you'll get an idea for the direction I'm going.

Any thoughts on the audio, responses to what I'...

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The filename is updateywatey.mp3 because I'm lame.

Hey Everyone!

Me again!

I hope you're not sick of me yet. So just a quick update to talk about the survey and some other stuff!

The link is here incase you need quick access:

https://forms.gle/EXKfxsa2t6upTUbZ9

I promise I'll move on from the survey reminders soon xx

Hope you're having a great week.

All my love

Jarl xx ♥

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Reading the back of a cereal box.

Hey everyone! 

Well, it was bound to happen one of these days. Some of you said it, so I made it happen 🤣

I definitely should have read the whole thing before I started recording hahaha. Or picked a cereal that wasn't designed for good gut health. But I hope you enjoy regardless.

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Enthrallment #45 [M4M] When I Close My Eyes, It's You [Ramblefake][Improvisation][Performance][Introduction]["No Need To Cum"][Moans][Whimpers][Breathing][De-Stress With Me][Fucking a Sleeve][Picture Me Fucking Your Asshole][Talking About My Week][Lots Of Lube][Fantasizing][Close To Toy][Imagine The Creampie][Speaker Orgasm][Gentle Aftercare][Rambling][Stay Hydrated]

Hey There Handsome!

Thank you for your patience! I apologize that todays audio isn't the demon audio I advertised! Unfortunately due to the very heavy kink nature of it, I have realized that Patreons ToS won't allow for it. I'm looking into ways I can navigate that to still get it released somehow. I've been super busy with work this week amongst everything else so time has been short. I figured this moany, whiney, whimpery audio that I just recorded would make for a good stan...

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Enthrallment #45 [M4F] When I Close My Eyes, It's You [Ramblefake][Improvisation][Performance][Introduction]["No Need To Cum"][Moans][Whimpers][Breathing][De-Stress With Me][Fucking a Sleeve][Picture Me Fucking Your Pussy][Talking About My Week][Lots Of Lube][Fantasizing][Close To Toy][Imagine The Creampie][Speaker Orgasm][Gentle Aftercare][Rambling][Stay Hydrated]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Thank you for your patience! I apologize that todays audio isn't the demon audio I advertised! Unfortunately due to the very heavy kink nature of it, I have realized that Patreons ToS won't allow for it. I'm looking into ways I can navigate that to still get it released somehow. I've been super busy with work this week amongst everything else so time has been short. I figured this moany, whiney, whimpery audio that I just recorded would make for a good sta...

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Todays audio update & a SORTOF Jarls Armoire #96 post.

Hey everyone! 👋🏻 

So today's audio may be a bit delayed! My intention was to record and release the sequel to the demon audio, however due to Patreons ToS I can't actually upload that here as it is written. I'm looking into solutions for that so that i can provide audio with heavier kinks for those so inclined. Just not sure what that looks like yet.

With me being back at work last week, over the weekend and not finishing with this project until wednesday night Ive not ...

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Survey link issues!

UpdatHi everyone I've received emails from patreon showing comments that some of you are having problems with the survey link, but those comments aren't showing up in my notifications or on my browser!

I think there may be some issue with the patreon app.

Can you try accessing the link/post through an Internet browser and let me know if it works? 

Sorry for the difficulty I'm not sure what's going on with the App - because the link works fine on browsers from what I can...

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Survey reminder

Hey everyone! 

Hope your Monday is treating you well 😘

I'm going to address the results of the survey this coming weekend so the deadline is Friday morning BST: if you want to have your say don't forget! 

Thank you so much to everyone who has filled it out already ❤️

Here's the link:

https://forms.gle/CfZKbrjhdGGBA46t5

So far I've had 11 responses f...

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Happy Saturday! Survey Feedback

Hey everyone! Just a quick one!

EDIT: IVE UPDATED THE LINK AND THIS ONE SHOULD 

You may have seen that I popped a survey up yesterday this one: https://forms.gle/FAG8GX7fEobNyT718

(And totally himbo'd it by posting the wrong link initially.)

First of all, thank you to everyone who has filled it out already! Your comments have been super lovely and really ...

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Content Survey!


EDIT, I UPDATED THE LINK. I WAS USING AN OLD ONE THAT WAS INCOMPLETE. PLEASE USE THE NEW LINK. IM A HIMBO SORRY 🤣🤣🤣

Hey everyone!

I hope you're having a brilliant Friday!

As a creator it's my goal to make what fulfills me creatively but also to give you the best possible experience of my work. To that end its important for me to get feedback from you on a range of things.

Your input will help me to better hone in on what you all really want!

T...

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Jarls Armoire #96 Progress & Learning to love myself

Hey! TWO NEW PAIRS OF SHORTS!

In fact they're two pairs of old shorts. I've had the blue ones over ten years! Bit of a photo dump because I'm starting to enjoy being in my own skin again!

I've been working out every day (more or less) since June 1st and have improved the nutrition of my diet - and I feel like I'm seeing results in my strength and in my appearance. (Maybe its psychosomatic but who knows?)

Either way, feeling much better so here's a BUNCH of photos I've ta...

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Tales From The Meadhall: 'Dracula' By Bram Stoker. Chapter 9

Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!

Welcome back!

I'm reading Dracula by Bram Stoker!

So this episode is the first one recorded with my new mic! I'm still figuring out how to eliminate the sound floor (natural background hiss.) It seems especially high with this mic even with a cloudlifter and a pre-amp with strong gain. I'll get there eventually! Hopefully its not too noticeable!

I was actually hoping to get your feedb...

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Enthrallment #44 [M4A] The Morning After [Improvisation][Mdom][Soft→Hard→Soft Dom][Waking up together][Post One Night Stand] [Communication] [Pillow Talk] [Round two] [Kissing] [Spanking] [Cock Worship] [Moans] [Needy Whines] [Speaker Begs] [Listener Gives Blowjob] [Praise] [Throat Fucking] [Messy head] [Deep voice] [Soft To Rough] [Make you beg] [Daddy] [Size kink] [Making The Listener Feel Small] ["Ask Me So Nice"] [Possessive Spanks][Claiming] [Fuck Drunk] [Fingering] [Penetration] [Intense Fuck] [“You’

Hey there gorgeous!

SURPRISE! (Kinda)

Tuesday audio! I wanted to explore a more realistic scenario for this one and give you something a bit more 'Jarl' rather than a character. So imagine this; we meet on a night out or some such, get on great, end up sleeping together. What happens the next morning?

Well... this is what would happen if you woke up next to me!

I hope you enjoy!

All my love!

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fic...

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New Youtube Audio! DILF Neighbour shows you how to cut wood!

Hey everyone! 👋🏻 

I hope you're well! I made a new YT audio!

The last time I tried to get into YouTube it didn't go so well! (I didn't know what i was doing with tags and stuff haha) 

I hope you enjoy it! Please please drop a like and a comment over on the video on YouTube, it really helps! 

Also, expect an additional NSFW audio this week alongside your regular Dracula episode! 

I hope you've had a good weekend!


All my l...

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Latest audio tags!

Hey everyone, today's audio had so many tags that some of them cut off! I didn't realize patreon would do this and I'm out at a hospital appointment right now so don't have access to my copy of the tags. 

I'll add them to the body of the post as soon as I can ❤️

Thanks to those who let me know , much appreciated! 🫂

All my love 


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