Hey everyone!
Surgery went well. I will be in hospital for most likely a couple of days while they run tests and do follow up, but for now, things have gone good!
I'm feeling okay, drowsy and woozy but otherwise not too bad! Morphine is strong stuff!
Hope you're all doing okay.
I'm in and out of sleep but the road to recovery begins now. Thank you all.
All my love
Jarl x
2023-07-28 22:23:12 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone.
A bit of a glib one today but I'll try to keep it my usual self ha!
Tomorrow I'm having my second round of surgery on my throat. It should be okay but as with any surgery there are risks. It's gonna require additional medication and some turbulent recovery time.
I wanted to say thank you for being with me on this journey. I've come a long way from where I started and it wouldn't be what it was without you here listening to me "moan into a mic" heh.
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2023-07-27 21:32:29 +0000 UTC
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Hey There!
Thank you for your continued patience!
I have surgery tomorrow and so I will be out of commission for a little while afterwards while I recover. So this might be my last audio for a couple of weeks while I get better. Thank you for all your support and I'll be back as soon as I can.
I'll have a proper post up about this before I go in for surgery. Later today or early tomorrow.
Hope you're having a good week!
All my love!
Jarl ...
2023-07-27 12:13:32 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
There will be a ramblefake going up later today!
Keep your eyes peeled 😘
I'll also be doing a health update in a bit
2023-07-27 08:08:05 +0000 UTC
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Hey There Handsome! Thank you for your patience!
So a bit of a different one today. I was browsing different M4M scripts of creators who would allow me to do early-access audio posts and I found this incredible piece by u/Rosenlanze on Reddit. I started reading and was instantly hooked. It's so beautifully written and borders betwee...
2023-07-23 15:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey There Gorgeous! Thank you for your patience!
So with everything that's going on, bit of a different one today! I spoke to the awesome u/bean-cat on reddit (@bean_catt on twitter) and they were kind enough to allow me to use their script for an early access audio! Please go give them some love on it! It's a gorgeous script and I love ...
2023-07-23 15:00:54 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone I hope you're doing okay xx
All my love
Jarl
2023-07-20 13:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hey There Handsome!
So my thinking is that Tuesdays will make for good improvs/rambles and Thursdays will make for good full edited audio releases as there's a slightly longer gap to get them finished that way!
I hope you enjoy this one. This is very personal to me. I find it hard to switch sometimes even thought that's at the core of me and scenarios like this really help me.
Do with that insight as you will 😅
Hope you're having a good week!<...
2023-07-11 22:46:58 +0000 UTC
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Hey There Gorgeous!
So my thinking is that Tuesdays will make for good improvs/rambles and Thursdays will make for good full edited audio releases as there's a slightly longer gap to get them finished that way!
I hope you enjoy this one. This is very personal to me. I find it hard to switch sometimes even thought that's at the core of me and scenarios like this really help me.
Do with that insight as you will 😅
Hope you're having a good week!
<...
2023-07-11 22:46:50 +0000 UTC
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There will be both M4M and M4F audios tonight! 😘
2023-07-11 22:01:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone.
In the spirit of transparency - here's an update I had hoped I wouldn't have to give, but I think it's important that I do.
CW: Health, sickness, C-word
I thought it would be better for you to hear this from my mouth so I'll keep this written bit short. I have an update regarding my health. The TLDR(or L I guess) is that I'm going to try to continue as things are. But that might get hard, so if my posting schedule gets a bit erratic for a while. That's wh...
2023-07-06 18:19:35 +0000 UTC
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Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!
Welcome back!
I'm reading Dracula by Bram Stoker!
This upload is a little bittersweet - as for the time being, this will be the last regular Thursday post of Dracula. I had this one recorded already. Those of you who have been following along with the surveys/updates and stuff will know that the majority of listeners who are interested in Dracula are waiting for it to be released in full before lis...
2023-07-06 17:36:57 +0000 UTC
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ON TOP of the brand new Jarlin audio I just posted there are also two new Reddit audios out for those who aren't subscribed to my newsletter/on discord!
If you can please go drop them an upvote each! It really helps to get them seen if they get upvotes in the first hour or so that they're up!
There's an M4M here:
2023-07-04 21:43:16 +0000 UTC
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Hey There!
SURPRISE! It's the second episode of the Jarlin series!
Where did that come from!? My face and brain that's were!
Here's episode 1 incase you don't remember what happened last time:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/jarlins-quest-1-81183541
Jarlin is a weathered, battered warrior who has fought in countless battles but is looking for...
2023-07-04 20:53:17 +0000 UTC
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Hey there!
Thank you to everyone who filled out the survey! I've now closed it and am starting to make some decisions for the future of my content based on your answers. The audio above is my attempt to work my way through the results and explain what my conclusions are and what the future of my content is likely to look like.
I have not made any definite decisions yet but you'll get an idea for the direction I'm going.
Any thoughts on the audio, responses to what I'...
2023-07-01 16:00:15 +0000 UTC
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Hey Everyone!
Me again!
I hope you're not sick of me yet. So just a quick update to talk about the survey and some other stuff!
The link is here incase you need quick access:
https://forms.gle/EXKfxsa2t6upTUbZ9
I promise I'll move on from the survey reminders soon xx
Hope you're having a great week.
All my love
Jarl xx ♥
2023-06-29 12:28:05 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
Well, it was bound to happen one of these days. Some of you said it, so I made it happen 🤣
I definitely should have read the whole thing before I started recording hahaha. Or picked a cereal that wasn't designed for good gut health. But I hope you enjoy regardless.
2023-06-29 11:21:20 +0000 UTC
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Hey There Handsome!
Thank you for your patience! I apologize that todays audio isn't the demon audio I advertised! Unfortunately due to the very heavy kink nature of it, I have realized that Patreons ToS won't allow for it. I'm looking into ways I can navigate that to still get it released somehow. I've been super busy with work this week amongst everything else so time has been short. I figured this moany, whiney, whimpery audio that I just recorded would make for a good stan...
2023-06-27 23:42:16 +0000 UTC
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Hey There Gorgeous!
Thank you for your patience! I apologize that todays audio isn't the demon audio I advertised! Unfortunately due to the very heavy kink nature of it, I have realized that Patreons ToS won't allow for it. I'm looking into ways I can navigate that to still get it released somehow. I've been super busy with work this week amongst everything else so time has been short. I figured this moany, whiney, whimpery audio that I just recorded would make for a good sta...
2023-06-27 23:42:11 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! 👋🏻
So today's audio may be a bit delayed! My intention was to record and release the sequel to the demon audio, however due to Patreons ToS I can't actually upload that here as it is written. I'm looking into solutions for that so that i can provide audio with heavier kinks for those so inclined. Just not sure what that looks like yet.
With me being back at work last week, over the weekend and not finishing with this project until wednesday night Ive not ...
2023-06-27 07:47:02 +0000 UTC
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UpdatHi everyone I've received emails from patreon showing comments that some of you are having problems with the survey link, but those comments aren't showing up in my notifications or on my browser!
I think there may be some issue with the patreon app.
Can you try accessing the link/post through an Internet browser and let me know if it works?
Sorry for the difficulty I'm not sure what's going on with the App - because the link works fine on browsers from what I can...
2023-06-26 12:26:16 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
Hope your Monday is treating you well 😘
I'm going to address the results of the survey this coming weekend so the deadline is Friday morning BST: if you want to have your say don't forget!
Thank you so much to everyone who has filled it out already ❤️
Here's the link:
https://forms.gle/CfZKbrjhdGGBA46t5
So far I've had 11 responses f...
2023-06-26 08:52:44 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! Just a quick one!
EDIT: IVE UPDATED THE LINK AND THIS ONE SHOULD
You may have seen that I popped a survey up yesterday this one: https://forms.gle/FAG8GX7fEobNyT718
(And totally himbo'd it by posting the wrong link initially.)
First of all, thank you to everyone who has filled it out already! Your comments have been super lovely and really ...
2023-06-24 11:55:58 +0000 UTC
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EDIT, I UPDATED THE LINK. I WAS USING AN OLD ONE THAT WAS INCOMPLETE. PLEASE USE THE NEW LINK. IM A HIMBO SORRY 🤣🤣🤣
Hey everyone!
I hope you're having a brilliant Friday!
As a creator it's my goal to make what fulfills me creatively but also to give you the best possible experience of my work. To that end its important for me to get feedback from you on a range of things.
Your input will help me to better hone in on what you all really want!
T...
2023-06-23 23:19:50 +0000 UTC
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Hey! TWO NEW PAIRS OF SHORTS!
In fact they're two pairs of old shorts. I've had the blue ones over ten years! Bit of a photo dump because I'm starting to enjoy being in my own skin again!
I've been working out every day (more or less) since June 1st and have improved the nutrition of my diet - and I feel like I'm seeing results in my strength and in my appearance. (Maybe its psychosomatic but who knows?)
Either way, feeling much better so here's a BUNCH of photos I've ta...
2023-06-22 20:42:51 +0000 UTC
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Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!
Welcome back!
I'm reading Dracula by Bram Stoker!
So this episode is the first one recorded with my new mic! I'm still figuring out how to eliminate the sound floor (natural background hiss.) It seems especially high with this mic even with a cloudlifter and a pre-amp with strong gain. I'll get there eventually! Hopefully its not too noticeable!
I was actually hoping to get your feedb...
2023-06-22 14:23:59 +0000 UTC
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Hey there gorgeous!
SURPRISE! (Kinda)
Tuesday audio! I wanted to explore a more realistic scenario for this one and give you something a bit more 'Jarl' rather than a character. So imagine this; we meet on a night out or some such, get on great, end up sleeping together. What happens the next morning?
Well... this is what would happen if you woke up next to me!
I hope you enjoy!
All my love!
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a fic...
2023-06-20 20:51:26 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! 👋🏻
I hope you're well! I made a new YT audio!
The last time I tried to get into YouTube it didn't go so well! (I didn't know what i was doing with tags and stuff haha)
I hope you enjoy it! Please please drop a like and a comment over on the video on YouTube, it really helps!
Also, expect an additional NSFW audio this week alongside your regular Dracula episode!
I hope you've had a good weekend!
All my l...
2023-06-18 22:12:30 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone, today's audio had so many tags that some of them cut off! I didn't realize patreon would do this and I'm out at a hospital appointment right now so don't have access to my copy of the tags.
I'll add them to the body of the post as soon as I can ❤️
Thanks to those who let me know , much appreciated! 🫂
All my love
2023-06-13 13:23:48 +0000 UTC
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