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Welcome..!! New Patreon Launch

Hello everybody who just joined yesterday!!!!

I'm soooo freaking excited to start creating a small community with you guys. Right now, the price is $1 for all of my content I already made for you, so I hope you're enjoying everything so far!! 

As you know, new price tiers will be created this weekend. I want this community to be small and hater-free, so there will be a limited number of people allowed to join the tiers. I'm sure you know how this works from seeing other creat...

Takis Noodles MUKBANG, 3 days before Deportation

A mukbang for you guys!!!! <3

Left or Right?

I'm posting today.... :)

I have lots of things planned for Patreon btw, especially when I return home.

I'd post this on Twitter but I've deleted my twitter and IG and I'm much happier not looking at the negativity. 

Please help me decide. Which one? The crazy cool corn on the cob or me enjoying the food? 

Bitter News...Deportation Dates Are Here. Everything you need to know PLUS other serious news.

While eating chicken. This is a chicken mukbang. Enjoy!

So let's talk about New Years Eve

Hey fam!

It's January 2nd... 2 days ago for NYE, I stayed up drinking... lots of drinking. I ended up drinking an ENTIRE bottle of wine, plus HALF a bottle of vodka (fire water). I ate 2 slices of pizza, 5 packets of ramen with 1 stick of butter and 2 blocks of cheese, 2 entire bags of Doritos, a cheesy arepa, and more.... Flash forward 2 days later and here I am, still sick, "detoxing" if you will.... terrible feelings, brain fog, soreness.... It really took a toll on my body. So that is why ...

Left or Right?

Good morning fam!!

Having a hard time knowing if my eyes should be open or closed. Any thoughts? LOL My indecisiveness  strikes again! 

I drank half a bottle of wine and this is what I have to sayyyyyy okkkkkkk

Mr Noodle Saying His ENTIRE Vocabulary!!! Never Seen On YouTube Before!!!

Mr Noodle has a lot to say right now! lol ENJOY!!!

Violin Christmas Song

ENJOY!!!!

Christmas Morning 2017 !!!!!!!!

More to come!!!!!

Talking To You With WebCam Naked On The Floor....

Enjoy. 

Which one?

Which one would you click faster? 

I bet most of you saw this video already. 

LET ME KNOW!!!

Silent Night Violin Cover

Enjoy me playing this song!

I randomly decided to just play violin... so here you go! :)

Name another song I should play!!!! I can't believe Christmas is almost here! :)

Harry Potter Violin Cover!!! Enjoy

What else should I play?

Would you watch this?

Rise and shine fam!

I'm drinking water and trying to wake up. I'm about to go to the gym. If I can get permission to film me at the gym, would you watch? Let me know!

BREAKING!!! A Major Change In Our Lives (Good News) Vlog & Mukbang

Hey My Amazing Little Sloths!!!!

I FINALLY HAVE A VIDEO FOR YOU!!!!!!!!

ALSO THIS WAS A GOOD DAY!!!!!!

Sorry for not posting any videos this week. I explain why in this video. Please watch and hear what happened to us. 

UPDATE!!!!

Hey guys,
Did you get this letter emailed to you?

They decided NOT to go ahead and do the 2% fee plus 30 cents. (see my previous post about this). There was too much backlash and many people pulling out of the website. Luckily for you guys, since my Patreon is only $1, a 2% fee would have been 2 extra pennies. But still, this made ppl mad. Say you're pledging $50 a month to your favorite YouTuber, that hypothetically would've turned into $51.30, which is an extra $15 a year. 

I'...

*please read* really important update for you guys :(

Hey fam,

So many of you heard on YouNow.... one of you guys leaked my video from last week by uploading it to YouTube.... 

Honestly.... I've been emotionally sickened by this... and very unsure of what to do... It's also bringing lots of questions into my life such as 

"Who did this?" "why?" 

"do I have stalkers pledging me here?....I have many internet stalkers, and even other youtubers who are obsessed with me.... did they come over here too?" 

"Wh...

Relationship & Life Update

Trying to balance 3 channels while this deportation is going on is very stressful on me and my family. Only looking for support and love. Thanks fam. 

Doing a poll.... Cast your vote in the comments! :)

LEFT .... or..... RIGHT ....???

Left: I loooove how happy I look to be eating cheese. It's easier to see the string from far away, especially when viewing on a phone. 

Right: I personally love the cheese pull much more, and I also think this expression is more clickable. It also looks more "in the moment" verses "posed" like the left one. 

*IMPORTANT* please read!!!

hey guys!

So you probably saw the letter from Patreon announcing their changes to the website, with regards to your pledges. 

Traditionally, Creators such as myself got about 70% of the pledge money because Patreon keeps a percentage to run the site, so that their workers and CEOs could make a living, for legal stuff, etc. The percentage is based on the card transactions, as well. After lots of protests, Patreon now wants creators like myself to walk away with closer to 90% of the p...

Trouble with the law (again)

I'm typing this letter to you from Bogota, which is the capital of Colombia. We had to make an emergency trip to get here... Mind you, this is not a walk in the park. Bogota is 17 hour from our house by bus. It's high up in the mountains. It felt like a never ending rollercoaster getting here. Orlin and I are both suffering from elevation sickness at the moment, due to the shock in altitude. It's not snowing or anything like that.... but we went from 88 degrees F to 58 degree F. So we're shiveri...

Behind The Scenes

So... I've combined 4 different images... Then I added the ramen packes, followed by increasing the contrast on the noodles, adding a layer of darkness, then 10% redness, followed by adjusting the cheeks to make them look even more flush! 

Is this hot or what? Like really hot

So thanks for voting... Orlin voted number 1 too. I just spend over 1 hour putting this together! Now I'll spend another 1 hour making options and then I'll have the final selection. 

Btw, I play this game in my head for EVERY thumbnail! LOL But I think it's fun to include you guys in the process!

I NEED YOUR HELP ... vote right now

I need your help with the facial expression! Don't look at the food or the noodles, that will all be fixed... but which FACE would make you click faster? 

1, 2 or 3?

This shit is DEFINITELY not a coincidence...

Tons of my videos are getting dropped by YouTube... I've already counted 40 videos that all stopped being "shared" and "recommended" all on the same day. Including my top most viewed videos, which are now earning $0! The cut the monetization for my "Takis Noodles" too, without explanation! Last night, I discovered this on YouNow... but then today, I checked out my old videos that "have been" doing successfully... but are now coming to a screaming halt! This is really terrible and unfair. Look wh...

Downhill.....

Tons of my videos are getting dropped by YouTube... I've already counted 40 videos that all stopped being "shared" and "recommended" all on the same day. Including my top most viewed videos, which are now earning $0! The cut the monetization for my "Takis Noodles" too, without explanation! Last night, I discovered this on YouNow... but then today, I checked out my old videos that "have been" doing successfully... but are now coming to a screaming halt! This is really terrible and unfair. Look wh...

My Youtube Analytics part 5

Tons of my videos are getting dropped by YouTube... I've already counted 40 videos that all stopped being "shared" and "recommended" all on the same day. Including my top most viewed videos, which are now earning $0! The cut the monetization for my "Takis Noodles" too, without explanation! Last night, I discovered this on YouNow... but then today, I checked out my old videos that "have been" doing successfully... but are now coming to a screaming halt! This is really terrible and unfair. Look wh...

Wow. $0 for this video lol wow

Tons of my videos are getting dropped by YouTube... I've already counted 40 videos that all stopped being "shared" and "recommended" all on the same day. Including my top most viewed videos, which are now earning $0! The cut the monetization for my "Takis Noodles" too, without explanation! Last night, I discovered this on YouNow... but then today, I checked out my old videos that "have been" doing successfully... but are now coming to a screaming halt! This is really terrible and unfair. Look wh...

YouTube blacklisting me for Holiday season, see my analytics

Tons of my videos are getting dropped by YouTube... I've already counted 40 videos that all stopped being "shared" and "recommended" all on the same day. Including my top most viewed videos, which are now earning $0! The cut the monetization for my "Takis Noodles" too, without explanation! Last night, I discovered this on YouNow... but then today, I checked out my old videos that "have been" doing successfully... but are now coming to a screaming halt! This is really terrible and unfair. Look wh...