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This is the spot. It cracked while I coughed. 4 little fast popping noises then instant Sharp pain. Feel like stabbed. It hurts to twist my body, open a door, even lift my left hand. I’m shuffling my feet as I walk. It’s not black and blue. And it doesn’t appear swollen. It’s not red, and if that area looks red, it’s cuz I just had frozen food bag on it. Any thoughts? Can muscles “pop”??? Or is it definitely bone related? I’m so fat I can’t even get an X-RAY too much fat??? ...

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Broken rib. Photo z

For some reason and only feels comfortable with my arm raised like this when I walk. When my arms by my side it hurts more. Like when your arm swing and it pulls on the muscle that’s beneath it on the on the side of your back

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My body and broken rib

Shout out to the individual who commented under one of these last posts. It took me 10 minutes to get this out of the freezer I’m in that much pain. But this individual told me that she works in the medical field, and she believes or suspects that there’s a possibility of this being a dislocated rib or popped a rib, or something along those lines. And from my research, it’s less severe than a broken rib or fractured rib. But, it can hurt just as badly. I’ll tell you guys this, I heard...

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broken ribs

broken rib

i made it back to my computer. Everytime I take a step, I scream in pain. It was like the sound when you crack somebody's back, multiple cracks and loud. I just googled that obese men have a 8X greater risk of fractures of the bone.

Prolonged coughing is what I've had for basically 2 months straight ever since the covid shot. I've been really good about editing them out during videos. The only time I stop coughing is while sleeping or eating (or sucking...

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Holy fucking shit I cracked my rib

This is definitely a room crack I can’t even walk I just screamed trying to get to the bathroom I can’t bend over to open the toilet lid so I’m peeing in the sink right now Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck this is never happened before. When I put weight on my left foot as if I’m going to stop someplace I feel pain run all up and down my left side of my torso. That’s why I can’t walk ouch ouch ouch holy shit I feel lightheaded very very lightheaded anybody a nurse or doctor oh m...

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I just cracked my rib

You guys I think I just cracked my ribs this is fucking awful holy shit I’m using voice command I can’t move I’m so stiff I’m in excruciating pain. What happened was I was coughing and then I coughed real hard and I felt like four or five cracks in my ribs on my left hand side and now when I try walking it hurts I can’t even move my body ouch. Orlin‘s not here, I just asked Alexa if it’s possible crack your ribs from coughing and she says yes. Here’s something I found on the w...

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I need your opinion on something, what do you think about this?

Which do you like better? Which grabs your attention more? 

VOTE in your comments! :)

**PS- I just added 2 new images (4 in total) to show you how it appears on YouTube. 

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NEW MUKBANG (1 hour long)!! Drive-Thru Chit-Chat, Taco Bell & Chipotle, NOT allowed on YouTube!!!

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKS2TeYhwlA


PLEASE leave a comment if you watch this. I'd love to know your thoughts! I appreciate you guys so much!!!! :)

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Q&A Comment ASAP

Leave a question. Can be sexual, naughty, personal, ANYTHING!! this is NOT for youtube!!!  What would you like to know for the next Mukbang??? ONLY FOR PATREONS.

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Comment Below ASAP

Hello Patreons,

I'd like to film another Dedicated Mukbang (A BIG FEAST) just for you guys.

Please comment below what you'd like for me to eat! What do you wanna see?

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Pooping myself On Camera!!!!!

Hey guys! I have 4 videos lined up for you. Starting tomorrow back to back so get ready. Also this interview with Keemstar came out today, i talk about sex life with orlin and my weight: https://youtu.be/uaUYS6JuiV0

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Deleted Fight Scene with Orlin *NOT going on YouTube*

Hello everybody, I’ll be posting this tomorrow. I think you’ll really enjoy it! :)

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Shirtless

I’m having MASSSSSSIVEEEEE PAINS AND BLOATING since shot #2. So has orlin. It physically HURTS to digest anything. I wonder if the vaccine wipes out gut flora or micro biome in the intestines or something. Orlin has been on a raw diet for 3 days, uploading some vids from a few weeks ago, but he’s also feeling pain. As if he did fire noodle challenge. Yikes!!! Did this happen to anybody else?

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Bloopers and Deleted Scene HAHAHAHA

link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z67ANX6h1XE



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HELP, please comment

Can I take an Aspirin after the Covid-19 Pfizer Vaccine??? Did any of you guys do it? 


I'm looking online and some say no because it will increase bleeding, and others say yes.


Me and Orlin just got our 2nd Pfizer jabs, and Orlin's having weird pinching in his chests and arms and hands, and the vaccine HAS given people blood clots before. So Aspirn will the thin the blood and prevent clotting. BUT, Asprin can cause strokes. Did ya'll hear about the socce...

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I never posted this Mukbang... don't want this on YouTube... ENJOY!!!!!

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFdETFuCyrk


This is soooooo random and awkward. I thought I was so chubby... NOW LOOK!!!! hahahah 

This was in Los Angeles 2018 I believe, yeah. Wow. 

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New MUKBANG!!!! + Serious update NOT going on YouTube

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU9nB3B9rT4


Please listen to as much as you can. I talk about a few different subjects. 


And don't forget to comment :) I actually read comments here very heavily, unlike YouTube where there's just toooo many. 

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Covid update, serious

As you know from my videos I’m still hacking up a storm.

Anybody have Covid? Did it feel like a constant Tickle in your chest??? like all day long, nonstop?

I’m confused if I have a dry cough or a wet cough. Can anybody tell from my videos? Sometimes clear mucus comes up and sometimes nothing at all. But, there is a constant tickle in my chest which is what’s making me cough. I’ve read that covid 19 causes dry coughing. But, I do have mucus a lot of the time. I’ve been b...

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This is making me cry!!!!! What are ya'll thinking????

This was on the rooftop of a building in NYC. My old hometown. OH THE MEMORIES>>>> WHY DO I LOOK LIKE SHREK NOW?!?!??!?!? ... well... it's just water weight :)

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Monster in my pants.... OMG.... & Do you like my body????

These photos always shock me... just had to share. memory lane tonight. 

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You will DIE when you see this!!!!! omfg

WHO IS THIS!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!

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TACO BELL FEAST - Mukbang (this is SERIOUS life update, please listen and comment)

link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWjALPEvgls


Please listen and comment, thank you. 

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Covid vaccine update…, FUCK!!!???

Wow I was feeling so good today and now I feel like completely shit again, body chills, muscle fatigue and body pains, brain feels like it’s slowing down. Fuck this shit omg when will it end?? Oh and also I’m berrrrrrrrrrrry dehydrated. I drank almost 2 full coldest water bottles the 64oz and my pee is yellow how is this possible? Orlin still has sharp back pain and digestive pain.

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Update - covid shot

Hey guys, today I’m FINALLY feeling better, besides a cough that I developed, all of my pains, body aches, headaches are magically gone. It took over 1 FULL WEEK to feel almost back to normal.

Let’s knock on wood that it doesn’t go down hill again,

I see some people commenting on my video saying they’re upset about me sharing my experience because “it might discourage people for getting vaccine” or I’m also seeing “he’s exaggerating, symptoms only last 3 days...

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I’m not okay . Covid shot update

I’m not okay. I have nerve tingling under my left jaw that runs down my neck and to my shoulder. I feel so weak I can barely walk.

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Day 6 … help … comment ASAP

Just woke up 5 mins ago. Day #6 post vaccine number 1 (Pfizer). I feel like spaghetti. I feel weak. I went to bed last night around 11pm (got 1 hour before midnight YES!!) so that means I slept 9 hours. I still have a slight cough. But what scares me the most is how weak I feel and all of my muscles hurt. Like I legit can tell something is wrong. And brain fog too. 99% say symptoms only last 2-4 days, and both me and orlin are over here on day 6 feeling like shit. Orlin has the WORST STOMACH ...

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SERIOUS update (i have c0v1d) - MUKBANG that is NOT going onto youtube... please comment for me ASAP!!!!!!!!

link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwS61Q5r41s


Please listen to as much as you can and comment!!!!! I have the c0v1d shot and IDK if i can spell it on patreon but it put it like that., c0v1d. Let mek now if you have it too and what's going on with me!?!?!?!?

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Covid Vaccine Update - PLEASE HELP

Orlin is having really bad lower back pain. He said it feels like something is gnawing on his legs, feet, fingers. His heart feels pinchy. Cold sweats and fatigue. 


I don't have any of those symptoms and I'm wondering if this is because of his auto immune disease. For the record, Orlin has a very very rare condition that doctors simply don't know how to treat (you'll find there's actually many situations like that where you can go from one "specialist" to another and the...

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Comment when you see this

Me and orlin got our Pfizer shots. It didn’t hurt at all. And I didn’t pass out thank GOD!!!

But, as I type this, it’s been about 14 hours and we are in horrible arm pain and headaches. Orlin especially has full body aches! Been reading up on this and it seems only 1-3% of people get side effects after 1st dose but it’s the 2nd shot where people get side effects (10% of people).


So I’m wondering… did any of you have sore arm after your 1st shot??? With fu...

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Please read

Thank you for all your comments under yesterday's post RE: covid vaccine. 

It really IS scary trying to make an educated choice, yet with so many unknowns. 

There is risk if I don't take it and there's also some risk if I do take it. Blood clots are reported in obese people with Covid and blood clots are reported in obese people with the injection. Nobody will save me if I become paralyzed from Covid and nobody will save me if I become paralyzed from the vaccine.  <...

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