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Vito's 2022 Year in Review

I have an unfortunate tendency to focus on the negative events of my life, a tendency I’m trying to overcome in this New Year. So while I wasn’t able to accomplish everything I wanted to in 2022, the lessons I learned and the strides I’ve made should help empower 2023 to be an awesome year for the Vito channel and beyond.

Part of my problem has always been unchecked ambition, my belief that I am some sort of Italian-American Superman capable of endlessly producing content without ...

Biggest Problem LIVE SHOW in Long Beach

Hey SoCal fans! I'm doing a live recording of the Biggest Problem in the Universe this coming weekend in Long Beach, CA!

Tickets are a bit more than usual but that's so we could get a BYOB venue. Bring your own drinks and save a fortune! I may even risk it all and do some standup... But even if you can't make it out, expect some videos of the fun coming soon!

Get your tickets here: 2022-11-14 06:34:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Vito in Vegas!

I will be in Vegas this weekend 11/04 - 11/06 with @AndySignore and the Popcorned Planet crew!

Numerous public meetups are planned. I should hopefully be at all of them! Come on by and hang out if you're a Vegas person.

Vito's Black Adam Review

(I didn't like it)

Vito thanks you for your support

I really appreciate all of you who help keep me going. I feel like I've done a bad job this year delivering on original content, and I do want to apologize for that.

To be honest, the economy really has me in a crunch and I've been doing everything I can just to keep above water. I've trying a lot of different formats on YouTube just hoping to find something reliable.

"Content creation" is not a steady gig, sometimes you think something is going to be huge and it falls on its f...

Vito on Who Are These Podcasts Ep. 341

I got to appear on one of my favorite podcasts: WATP! If you've never listened to the show before, I hope you'll check it out!

Vito Life Update

Hey guys, just wanted to apologize for a slight lack of content this month.

I told myself after I finished the Boba Fett video that I needed to take some time off to attend to some long-neglected "to dos." Truth is I've been trying to do a lot this year with the multiple channels and podcasts, and I've really fallen behind on my own personal wellbeing.

So please bear with me for the time being. I'm making some much-needed doctor's visits, reorganizing my fire hazard of an apartm...

Star Realms: Rise of Empire is now on Kickstarter

I did the core graphic design for the three new factions in Star Realms: Rise of Empire. It's taken a while but the game is finally ready to go into production.  Check it out on Kickstarter!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1172937197/star-realms-rise-of-empire

Vito on the Jenkum Podcast

An hour of me riffing with comedian Josh Denny. Enjoy!

How Disney Ruined Boba Fett (Uncensored Patreon Cut)

It's finally done! Thanks to everyone for being patient with me on this one, I know it took longer than expected, but I wanted to give it an extra bit of the ol' Vito polish.

Hope you guys like it!

How Disney RUINED Boba Fett (Rough Draft)

Well, after two months of editing it's finally done (almost). Sorry this one took so long. I've been dealing with a lot of personal drama and it's been hard to find the stamina to edit. Thankfully my new editors have been helping me out a ton and made this one a lot easier to complete. I'm hoping I can get this video editing thing down to a science and have something like this available every month or so.

This is the very first cut. Please let me know if you have any notes, or if you s...

Vito's Mailsack

A new video taking a look at some cool items sent to me by fans and fellow creators! I hope you'll check it out :D

The First Wave of Pin Sets have been sent out!

This week I sent an email to the fifty of you who qualified for the 2021 bonus gift: the VITO SPECIAL PIN COLLECTION. Those of you who responded with your mailing address should be expecting a package in the next week or so!

If you think you were supposed to get an email from me but didn't, please check the email address associated with your Patreon account. If you still don't see it, send me a direct message and I'll sort it out.

If you are a Beast-tier (or above) patron intere...

How Disney Ruined Boba Fett: Patreon-Exclusive Preview

I hope to have my newest video essay done in the next week or so! It's a 25 minute romp through the world of The Book of Boba Fett, and I'm hoping you all enjoy it!

For now, take a look at this exclusive preview clip only for patrons!

The Vito Special Pin Collection is Here!

The special gift for my biggest patrons of 2021 is finally here! The Vito Special Pin collection features five limited edition Vito enamel pins. In addition, each pin set will be individually numbered and signed by me!

Only 100 sets are available. Here's the details on how to get one:

- If you were pledged at the Beast tier (or above) for at least three months during 2021, you will be getting one as my special gift to you. Expect an email asking for your shipping address.

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Why Disney Can't Write Interesting Star Wars Characters

The New Obi-Wan Kenobi show has given us the Third Sister / Grand Inquisitor Reva, a character many fans have criticized for being unconvincing and cartoonish. So what does Disney do? Give her an entire planned miniseries apparently! Disney's rush to create marketable characters is destroying the Star Wars franchise, and here's why:

The 2021 Vito Pin Collection is coming soon!

I know many of my Benefactor-level backers have been patiently awaiting their yearly reward. Anyhow, after finally getting my money back from the scam artists who were originally supposed to produce these pin sets, I now have a new manufacturer putting them together, and they should be coming to you as soon as they get off the boat from CHINA.

Each set includes five exclusive Vito pins. Only 100 sets are being produced at this time. These sets are being sent to all patrons who were Ben...

Vito's UNCENSORED Doctor Strange Review

Hey Patrons, here's some exclusive content for you! The YouTube version of this review has all the movie footage censored to get past copyright filters, but you get all that glorious Chinese camrip footage without a bunch of dumb filters over it.

Enjoy!

Vito Update

I'm sure some of you are wondering what's been up with content lately. Well, I promise I've got a lot going on behind the scenes but I am definitely being pulled in a variety of directions and have had trouble getting some of this stuff ready for consumption.

Here's what's I'm working on:

1. Ghostbusters 2016: A Complete Cinematic Failure (60% Done) - I had a ton of issues with this project because I took on a lot of untested editors and ended up having to redo a lot of their wo...

Biggest Problem in the Universe #032 | Wake Me Up Inside (Hustle)

The two sleepiest men in podcasting bring you the problems you deserve! HBO bobs, bad jobs, and  sexy moms. Too much for one man to process. Time for a nap. 

Biggest Problem in the Universe #031 | The Keyboard War (feat. Nick Rekieta)

In this episode, everyone's favorite lawyer visits to help dump on Vito. Subway subs are cut wrong, Futurama fans help bring back the worst animated show in history, and everybody fights an online war which no one will ever win. Let's get to fighting!

The Biggest Problem in the Universe #028 | No Knock Raid: Shadow Legends

Knock, knock! It's your favorite podcast hosts with a new round of problems for you!

Reminder: New Daily Content over on Vito 2!

What's up guys! Just a reminder that I'm posting daily videos on my new secondary channel: http://youtube.com/vitotwo

I haven't been reposting them here on Patreon because I don't want to overload your inboxes. But if you've been looking for new content and haven't noticed the new channel yet, definitely go check it out!

Biggest Problem #24

Dick is back from his COVID break! Enjoy some classic podcastin action!

Update: VITO Annual Gift

To all my beast brothers (and higher tiers) do know that I am working on getting you your EXCLUSIVE annual Vito gift. I just need China to finish manufacturing it.

I will be in touch for your shipping info when it is ready.

The Biggest Problem in the Universe #022 | Turd Eye Blind

This week! Vito has a problem in his tummy, Dick has a dart in his eye! One man hates going to work, the other hates going to the movies. Will this odd couple find agreement or are they destined to fight endlessly in an illusionary electronic hellscape run by the machines? Let's find out!

How The Matrix Resurrections Repeats the Last Jedi's MISTAKES

New Movie Review! Matrix 4 sucks!

vito talkz christmas special

PATREON EXCLUSIVE. 30 minutes of me rambling about my life and current projects. Some people seem to like this sort of thing.

Vito on The Reckless Musecast

Fun podcast appearance!

The Biggest Problem in the Universe #021 | Bob Ross Initiates the Goss

Tired of watching a bunch of little brats pretend to be the long dead sons of Abraham? Take a trip to Greenland and be sated by the knowledge that anything about your likeness that was worth a dime will be endlessly exploited until the end of eternity. Your face will be on collector's plates and other worthless knick-knacks for Craigslist morons to fight over. Well, enjoy the afterlife fella. At least in death you never have to try and talk to women!