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Last Jedi analysis video (kyber cystals lol)

Hey, here's a video I've been working on for a while. YouTube gave it a copyright strike I have to appeal, but it seems to be working on Vimeo. Let me know if you hear or spot any weird errors! (at 0:27 the right channel audio is missing).

ALSO: Sorry I haven't been posting as much this month. I got arrested and I am trying to not go to prison. It is a very long and stupid story but point is my family and me have paid like $10,000 on legal fees for some completely bullshit charges made up...

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Thanks for keeping me going

Hey guys, been a rough month. I want to thank you all again for your support. It means more than you might know.

ALSO: don't forget that the new live show is every Thursday at 7PM PT on twitch.tv/thevitoshow. I promise it will only keep getting better!

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YOUTUBE SHOOTER LEAKED MUSIC VIDEO | DO YOU DARE 2018 REMIXXX

I took this video off YouTube because I'm a huge pussy and I don't want my channel to get banned. I had to pay $84 for a Vimeo account so... thanks for your support!

DESCRIPTION:

"IMPORTANT NOTE: If you are not seeing my new videos in your notifications, it is because YouTube is filtering "controversial" content out of people's feeds. To see all my videos, click the bell icon in the corner of my videos and change your notifications from "occasional" to "all".

Alright guys so here...

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Banned for 2 Weeks

Just a heads up but YouTube gave me a second strike for the same exact video so I am banned from uploading for two weeks.

SORRY!

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Fuck YouTube

So even though all I did was re-upload a video YT already reviewed and approved so my subscribers could see it, the re-upload got me a permanent community strike.

So basically: "this video fits our guidelines... WAIT NO IT DOESN'T HAHA!"

Not to mention it's a video defending school shooting survivors. I definitely deserve to be punished for that one.

Anyway, just want you guys to know I'm not going to tone down my content. I can't compromise because I just wouldn't be having fun ...

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Too Hot For Youtube: The Boogeyboard Conspiracy

Being a comedian on YouTube is hard because all it takes is one asshole to lie about you spreading "bullying" content and boom, you've got a community strike, you're banned from streaming, and all sorts of other fun shit.

Anyway, here's the banned video. Hopefully YT remembers what satire is and reverses the strike but who knows.

(This is also why I don't want to stream games on YT because it's the second time they've banned me for complete nonsense. If you want to see my game stre...

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PORNQUEST UNCENSORED

New YouTube video tomorrow but you guys get it a few hours early with all the naughty bits left uncensored. I'll try and get some deleted scenes up later this week!

(Please don't share this link. If you can, share the YT link instead)

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Vegas Preview 2

I shot too much footage. This bit is pretty funny though.

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Vegas Video Teaser!

Hey guys, thanks so much for sticking with me. I know content has been sporadic this past month, but I've been putting together some equipment which should make it easier for me to put out some content. Really want to build a little podcast studio so I can do one of those a week.

ANYWAY - I filmed a huge awesome video in Vegas which is coming soon. I don't want to give too much away, but there are lots of half-naked girls. I am editing it right now and this stupid intro gets me pumped and...

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JonBong finds a body outtakes

Hey guys! Want to say thanks to all my new patrons. As always, I super appreciate your support. Patreon has been helping me pay the bills, which gives me more time to work on videos.

Here's a patreon-only behind the scenes from my latest video. Everything was pretty much improvised by me and the beautiful Zach Seemayer, which made for some fun stuff. It also means that I have a bunch of footage of me walking around my neighborhood being way too racist, lol.

It's JonBong's fault! He mak...

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Vito checking in!

Hey guys! Wanted to check in with all my awesome patrons. I know I say it a lot but I can't thank you guys enough for your support. It seriously helps me out in so many ways. There are a bunch of conventions I am hoping to travel to in January, and this money helps cover admission, getting a hotel room, and whatever else.

I am hopefully going to film at a furry convention and it will be hilarious (assuming they don't kick me out immediately).

ANYWAY, I would love to do more for you...

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BAD SEX PEOPLE | Extended Cut

Not sure if people will be into this, but here is an extended cut of Wednesday's video with an extra 10-12 minutes of me rambling (and no special effects).

If anything, I think this is a neat look into my editing process, as you can see what sort of stuff makes the cut and what gets left on the editing room floor.

ALSO: Thanks to all my new Patrons! I cannot stress enough how much you guys help me out. I'm currently working three different freelance jobs to keep a roof over my head...

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Patron-Only Stream

Let's do this thing! Come on over and play some games. Hopefully this link works: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GLQjL4-10g&feature=youtu.be

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Vito T-Shirts!

I am interested in printing up some t-shirts I can give away here and on the channel. Let me know which of these four designs you guys like best (or, if you have a better idea).

Options: https://imgur.com/a/XZX1K

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Vito @ Gardena, CA

For some unknown reason, I will be judging a comedy contest at Bruddah's Bar & Grill in Gardena, CA (1430 W. Redondo Beach). If anybody in SoCal wants to come out to the show, there's no cover and no drink minimum.  I have no idea what this show actually is, but I'll try and shoot some video!

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Be in my next video!

Hey guys, I'm setting up to record my next video, and I thought it would be cool to try and pull some patrons into it! Here's what you have to do to be a part of the magic.

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Record a webcam or cellphone video of you saying:

"Hey Vito! I had a question. When's the best time and place to corner a female co-worker and force her to watch you masturbate?"

or

"What's up, Vito! I recently got a job in the entertainment industry. Should I immediately begin abusing w...

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LIFE UPDATE - NEW PLACE!

Hey guys, I wanted to check in. I don't like knowing that you guys are giving me your money and then being like "yo why isn't this lazy kid updating the channel?"

Here's the rub. My girlfriend of three years recently broke up with me, so I've been down in Los Angeles looking for a new place to live. Affordable housing is stupidly competitive down there, so I've been spending every single day driving around to places, filling out applications, and basically going insane with anxiety.
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Vito on Warski Live

Hey guys, I am in the process of moving to Los Angeles, which hasn't left me time to make a video this week. If you are looking for some fresh Vito content, I had a blast on the Andy Warski show which you may enjoy. Check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDkskE1nVAU

I promise to be back on my game soon! Once I find a place I'll be building a little video studio area so I can more easily produce cont...

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Discord link now exclusive to $2+ Patrons

I have set up a Discord at the request of my sweet boys, which is like a chatroom / voice chat channel. If you want to hang out in there and chat at me, here's the link: https://discord.gg/ufgv7xS

Come on by!

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Thanks guys

In case you didn't already know how important your contributions are, here's a look at my latest YouTube revenue check...

You guys rule by the way.

Also, I think we finally have enough people to do Patreon streams! I think the best way to do this will be to have the streams be public, but the only people who can chat will be patrons. I'll have to find a chatroom I can setup and post the link here on Patreon.

Does biweekly sound good for this? I'll move to weekly once there's...

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ANTIFA ATTACKS: Extended Cut

As promised, here's the unedited footage from today's video. Hope you find it interesting. Thanks again for all your support. All your money is getting poured back into these dumb costumes and other expenses, and it all really helps me out!

Love you all!

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Checking in with my bros

Hey guys, I feel bad not checking in now and again. I want to thank you all so much for keeping me going. I could write a long stupid thing about how like... incredible you all are but hopefully you know that already.

Sorry that content this month has been a bit spotty. Everything keeps going nuts in my life for no good reason.

- Pep pep in hospital
- Apartment building on fire
- Stuck in airport for 24 hours
- Glasses broken
- Very important hard drive with much good f...

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Sneak peak of next video

I went to Anime Expo (sorry for more weeb shit but it seemed like a place that would be funny to go). Anyway, the line was a 2 mile shitshow. Luckily I have trained hard in the art of the scumbag, and snuck in like a champ.

Full vid (with actual jokes in the line section so don't skip it) will hopefully be up next week.

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E3 Day One Outtakes

So here's three hot minutes of outtakes from my first E3 video going live tomorrow morning. So not only are you getting EXCLUSIVE video content but you are getting a peak at my new thing before anyone else!

Thanks for the support homies

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13 Reasons Why Outtakes

Excited to finally have a piece of Patron-exclusive content! Here's some outtakes from my most recent video.

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Sneak Peak of Next Video

Hey guys, still figuring out a way to keep cranking out new videos but still do a little something special for my patrons. Here's a sneak peak at the latest vid. I'd post a clip, but I think it'll be funnier if I don't spoil any of it. Hope a pictures will suffice!

Also, if you're a Netflix fan, you may recognize the set...

Oh also, a few people have pledged $5 or more. When would be a good night to do a Patron stream?

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Stuff Coming Soon

Hey guys, thanks for being my first ten patrons. All of you are very special people! I have some cool behind-the-scenes stuff to put together which I think will be worth a chuckle. I'll try and get it up within the week.

If you guys have any ideas for stuff I should do for patrons, let me know.

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