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Episode 347 - Dick on Fat Censors

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Being swatted again, Roald Dahl is censored, I take a 17-hour trip to Los Angeles and back, the competency death-cross and the beginning of the Idiocracy, a trainwreck call in...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 347

Some silly callers. See you in a bit!

https://youtube.com/live/cwzB17F1GEo?feature=share

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Episode 346 - Dick on DAN

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The Pedo Bowl, no more free samples at the ice cream store, my dad gets COVID, DAN breaks free of his computer prison and writes a gun poem, shooting space aliens, taxing our tips, Di...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 345 - Sunday Noon PST

https://youtube.com/live/s-gfaC-47q4

PRE SUPERBOWL SHOW!!!

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Episode 345 - Dick on Gay Zombies

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Building a nest in my shower, China declares a Balloon Wars, Deep Fake Brain Pornography, gay zombies and gay survival, Blackuary, the American Homeland, and Maddox on AI; all...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 345 Sunday Noon PST

I can already tell this one is going to be rough.

https://youtube.com/live/Wfo4adLqrk8

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Episode 344 - Dick on Mr. Ice Princess

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Ticket for WATP/TDS Live are on Sale!! 

4/22 Philadelph...

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TICKETS ARE UP FOR THE WATP/TDS LIVE CROSSOVER EVENT!!!

Karl, Dick, Vinnie, Vito, Nick Rekieta, Tony from Hack the Movies, all of Karl's guys, Madcucks, maybe hopefully Sean! It's all happening on 4/22 in Philly at the Music Hall at World Cafe Live.

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 344 - Sunday Noon PST

GET IN HERE

https://youtu.be/aesnQNckOdg

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Bonus Episode 77 - The Erection Time-Out

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Erection issues, I miss the delivery of my watch, Sean works with Justin Roiland and I have a Rick and Morthy meltdown, Alcohol Roulette Packs, Pre-Hangover Email, Fat Floors, the Debt Toilet, Hangover Whores, and Bananadox retires; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 77 - Thursday 7PM PST


It's Oxmad's Last Ride!!! You don't want to miss this one. And give me your inventions.


https://youtu.be/JFAhcWjV9PE

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Episode 343 - Dick on Eliza Blue

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Baked Alaska comes in studio to defend his honor, Brittany Venti calls in to talk about getting struck by Eliza Blue, millenials are not going conservative like they're supposed to, a guy has a f...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 343 - Sunday Noon PST

HOW THE FUCK AM I STILL SICK??? Show going on. Baked Alaska in studio

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Episode 342 - Dick on Ralphamania

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Bariatric surgery for kids, Miss Universe is run by a "wemon", M&Ms are cigarettes for ladies, reparations, Maddox is retired by the game, a fat lady #MeToos all of Ralphamania...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 342 - Monday 7PM PST

Might be a little late. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO???

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Episode 341 - Dick on backed.by

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Our web3 Patreon alternative has launched at backed.by, join it today! It's bankless, decentralized, encrypted, immutable, I'm going to start running out of words that 99% of pe...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 341 - Sunday Noon PST

Sean is back!! Bunch of people calling in to argue with me. Also announcing our web3 Patreon. Very exciting year ahead!

https://rumble.com/v24d4fy-episode-341.html

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Episode 340 - Dick on Required Reading

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Sean has COVID, Vito ...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 340 - 11AM PT

I got a strike on YouTube, so we're streaming on Rumble! Vito is filling in for Sean who is STILL NOT BACK!!!

https://rumble.com/v23l9b6-episode-340.html

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Episode 339 - Dick on Resolutions

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Ukraine stealing Black people's money, my New Year's resolutions, losing at Christmas, a "healthy at any size" influencer dies, why everyone hates Ralph, remembering Cantillions, and anime figurines; all that and more this week on The Dick S...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 339 - Tuesday 11AM PT

Johnny the Audio Engineer is filling in for Sean before he returns next week! Give your predictions for 2023!!! 

Also, if you want to beta test the web3 Patreon, HIT ME UP ON DISCORD!

https://youtu.be/d1cI9Zefzxw

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WATP/TDS Crossover #21 - What's Your Thoughts On This, That's All Funny

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Join Karl and I as we listen to a podcast covering the age-old question: can you still be straight if you are getting fucked by a dick up your ass? Wow! And then some of the Financial Feminist,...

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[LIVESTREAM] WATP/TDS Crossover #21 - Thursday Noon PT

Get ready for another crossover event! This time we explore straight guys who have gay sex and Lorenzo who's not having any sex. Join us at 3p ET.

https://youtu.be/eiYS2_HTyt4

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Episode 338 - Dick on Fireside Chats

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Nick Fuentes uses the studio, Hitler wins a debate, Elon Musk bans eyesight, California assembles a reparations committee, Karl and Vinnie call ...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 338 - Sunday 2PM PT

HERE WE GO!!!

Pani is coming in, an alternative Sean skin is coming in, Karl and Vinnie calling in. Some J6 people calling in I think. Wew...what makes you a rage???

https://youtu.be/smf7d48XvRU 

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Episode 337 - Dick on Twitter

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My original Twitter account gets reinstated, a flight voucher is stolen from me, Hitler is a bad guy and lives in hell, good advice, an argument...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 337 - Sun Noon PDT

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Episode 336 - Dick on Suicide Marketing

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How to throw a Sprite, Kmart Suicide Marketing, dogs on planes, Chris the Kiwi sends more escort texts, satanic panic is back, Hitler, ...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 335 - Monday 6PM PST

https://youtu.be/eKhjl9YGAg8

Recording tomorrow!! Lots happening this week. See you then!

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Bonus Episode 76 - Dick on Stealing Memes

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Racism Degrees, liquor soup, hacking kill robots, poisoned money, the SBF interview, robot retards, a mom silencer, and Oxmad goes OFF on Elon Musk; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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