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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 313 - Sunday Noon PST

Couple peeps are calling in. NO WAGE GAP. Happy Father's Day!

https://youtu.be/wug1CeFWzsk

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Episode 312 - Dick on Sudden Adult Death Syndrome

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Whoops! Fixed it.

Women in white pants, hookers in Texas, wiping your butt with the wrong hand, heated streets for the homeless, greatful for shootings, Justin Bieber is paralyze...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 312 - Sunday 3PM PST

Sean is back! And maybe some callers unless they get red flagged.

https://youtu.be/cEpAMql-3co

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Episode 311 - Dick on Dragging Kids

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Veterans against guns, kid drag shows, Johnny the Audio Engineer is back, more medical misinformation, acid lite, problems with Top Gun, destroying the Mona Lisa, hacking elections, and a bad watermelon sa...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 311 - Sunday Noon PST

Johnny and Vito coming in and maybe a news girl...unless the Wage Gap gets her.... What makes you a rage???

https://youtu.be/6E6QJrsUlhY

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The Dick Show Episode 310 - Dick on Bad Guys

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YouTube removed the episode for "medical misinformation". No fucking idea what that could mean at this point. Whatever!

How bad guys used to be, blaming me for everything, killing children in Star Wars, disclaimers, clips from the WEF, tracking your individual carbon footpr...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 310 - Noon PST

Sean is on hiatus. Josh Denny is filling in. GIVE ME SOME SHIT TO TALK ABOUT THAT ISN'T SHOOTING OR AMBER HEARD...

https://youtu.be/3YwMvnPB2kQ

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Bonus Episode 71 - Dick on Arming Pedophiles

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How to stop school shootings, dog computers, the Teddy Bear Picnic, a kid's section on airplanes, a girlfriend section on airplanes, Ralph is attacked again in Portugal, a sausage pipe that goes directly to your home, Oxmad has some deep reflections on life, and some clips from The Best Debate in the Universe; all that ...

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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 71 - Wed 7PM PST

GIVE ME YOUR INVENTIONS!!!

https://youtu.be/eXOt7erTojA

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Episode 309 - Dick on Waifu Watchers

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UPDATE: THEY'RE NOT BACKWARDS

Waifu Watchers calls in about his scandalous video, I get handicapped parking, eating all the meats out of Chinese food, Sam Hyde is banned from Cre...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 309 - Sunday Noon PST

Ohhhhh boy...

https://youtu.be/3LjR08rlF0I

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WATP/TDS #17 - Unsolicited: Fatties Talk Back

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Oh wow, it's probably the best episode we've ever done in the best ongoing crossover series that there has ever been.
Join us as we listen to "The Fatties" gush about their favorite foods and what was the first furniture they broke for thirty minutes and THEN switch to claiming their being fat is a ...

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[LIVESTREAM] WATP/TDS Crossover #17 - 6PM PST

SEE YOU THERE

https://youtu.be/L-O0CObtYOs

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Seanies Mint SOLD OUT

Well shit…that didn’t last long.

BUT if you didn’t get yourself some Seanies, we’re doing a bunch of giveaways starting now in the Seanies Discord.


We're also doing some burning and training and translating and swapping and popping and rug pulling and fucking with the bots and the influencers all kinds of Seanies-related shit. 

Thanks everyone for enjoying Seanies, ...

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Episode 308 - Dick on the Horse Sex Doll

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A dog catcher interrupts me, crazy liberals shooting up supermarkets, Phil from The Doll House calls in to talk about horse sex dolls, a guy who was almost aborted, me and Vito saved Netflix, and various Pon...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 308 - Sunday Noon PST

Doll House Phil calling in. Ka-chow!

https://youtu.be/scsA-mrnjsQ

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Episode 307 - Dick on Super Fit Models

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Pro-choice, pro-life, and pro-asteroid, Seanies are sold out, hell gets an update, "Heckling is not cool", the sex strike, super fit models, bad beers taking over the fridge, central Africa vs. the IMF...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 307 - Sunday Noon PST

Pani's coming back! What do you want me to ask her?

https://youtu.be/ne_8CGMq52Q

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Bonus Episode 70 - Dick on Like Shazam But Shamu

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Seanies sell out, an app to tell you how fat a woman is, Tin-Dad, the Heaven ray gun, poison office meals, self-defense babies, a five-minute hangover pill, the bright side of trans issues,  Bananadox, OxMad, "knee-hill-ism", and painful clips from The Best Debate in the Universe; all that and more on this bonus episode of ...

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Seanies are LIVE!!!

SEANIES ARE LIVE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!! WELCOME TO THE SEANI-VERSE!!!

I thought I would wait until 4:20, but fuck it. Here ya go!

I used FTX to get SOL into my Phantom wallet. Moonpay works too. Idk, there's a bunch of ways to swap and trade to get funds. I'm working on a credit card direct version, but that might take all day...

The Seanies are only $2 a piece. I'm burned out on all the crazy-expensive NFTs and digital land shit. Plus all the money from this goe...

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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 70 - Wed 7PM PST

GIVE ME YOUR INVENTIONS, ETC!!!

https://youtu.be/JyqW_j77tyY

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Episode 306 - Dick on the Fat Lady Sings

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Fat Tootsie, my bicycle falls apart, Adam Kokesh calls in, too much busting balls, the Girl Boss Nightmare, microplastics, and the Ministry of Truth; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 306 - Sunday Noon PST

Some weirdos, and guests, and a newsbabe, and Seanies???

https://youtu.be/gdx20We0LTo

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Episode 305 - Dick on What Money Can't Buy

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Seanies, Jon Breaks Bad News calls in to talk about his TV show, "Did you used to be a body builder?", climate-friendly wars, Elon Musk buys Twitter, Millenials vs. Boomers, David Attenborough sells ou...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 305 Monday 5PM PST

Sean's gotta do something tomorrow, so we're recording on Monday! Jon Breaks Bad news is calling in. Get your Phantom wallets! Seanies are coming...

https://seanies.art/

https://youtu.be/VzScRHV3AIo

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Episode 304 - Dick on Vicodin Miracles

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My arm surgery, being fit shamed in the hospital, praying to Elon Musk, turning 4 Vicodin into 40, communicating properly with women, the fake close the window 'x' for Ukraine, Orwell's ...

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Podcast Roundup 4/18/22

I filled in for Karl on the "Creep Off" with Vinnie Paulino. Fun show talking about John Money.

The Creep Off 

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 304 - Sunday Noon PST

I only have five Vicodins left. Happy fucking Easter.

https://youtu.be/39i5iC6aP1I

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Episode 303 - Dick on Bowling Injuries

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How I broke my arm bowling, Mister Metokur calls in, the new news girl knows all of my jokes, grooming, taxes, and a guy hates OnlyFans; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 303 - Sunday Noon PST

My bowling career is over. Mister Metokur is calling in. And a new news girl... Nature is healing.

https://youtu.be/aIA5oQ-jAls

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