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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 217 Sun 11AM PST

Sword and Scale, the Wonderbread Guy, Mersh. SEE YOU SOON!!!

https://youtu.be/iZPoFTsVaYA

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[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 50 - Dick on OnlyFans University

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The big Sean fight, OnlyFans University, a Black virus, an injustice detector, a summer do-over, Fat Plates, talking to dogs, big titty stop signs, Bananadox, and Maddox's France story; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 50 - Dick on OnlyFans University

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The big Sean fight, OnlyFans University, a Black virus, an injustice detector, a summer do-over, Fat Plates, talking to dogs, big titty stop signs, Bananadox, Maddox's France story, ; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 50 - Thursday 7:15PM PST

BONUS EPISODE!!! Post your inventions and solutions and any bullshit we missed this month. We're doing Banandox and whatever the fuck other insane filter shit Maddox is doing. It should be illegal to win this much, and it is!

https://youtu.be/H3hBhxB75jI

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Episode 216 - Dick on Victim Envy

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Trigger discipline and the first rule of guns, the failures of ranked choice voting, the racism of color blindness, Kiwi Chris is a free man, abortions vs. $100 Chili’s gift cards, Frank Hassl...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 216 Sunday 11AM PST

Vito's coming in. Frank Hassle calling in. Something about GATES??? See you soon.

Sunday 11AM PST

https://youtu.be/UanFxGlv2_g

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Dicktation - The Predator (2018)

Join Vito, Sean, and me as we harness the future of autism and conquer with universe with The Predator (2018). This movie is fucking terrible and I hate everyone in it. I hate the Lady Predator, I hate their dogs, I hate the "Loonies", and I hate the kid. This movie made me hate all movies.

Enjoy!

Start the commentary track and listen for the instructions on when to press play on your movie. Or don't even watch the movie because it's dog shit and just listen to the track.

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Episode 215 - Dick on Generation NARC

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Generation NARC, the Alcoholics Anonymous Auto Club, camping problems with my family, teachers don’t want to work, getting COVID or getting molested, Disney world is opening, my neph...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 215 - Sun 11AM PST

See you soon!

https://youtu.be/mZ86Lnmqimo

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Episode 214 - Dick on Stupid Games

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Protestors playing stupid games on the freeway, dogs vs. fireworks, music wars, Cancel Coin, Ryan Long calls in about street drinking, outing men for being straight, Drow elves, transgendered qu...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 214 - Sunday 11AM PST

See you soon!

https://youtu.be/YwIaJtwAnFk

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[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 49 - Dick on the Blacklist

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My ultimate solution for racial tension: Blackleganger, Dud Finder: a dating app for the rest of us, automated shower heads, Sean does a Hulk Hogan impression for ten minutes, self-destructing phone calls, the Anarchist Exc...

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[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 49 - Dick on the Blacklist

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My ultimate solution for racial tension: Blackleganger, Dud Finder: a dating app for the rest of us, automated shower heads, Sean does a Hulk Hogan impression for ten minutes, self-destructing phone calls, the Anarchist Exchange program, destroying Mount Rushmore, Bananadox, and the ultimate Catch-22 or what really happ...

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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 49 - Wed 7:30 PM PST

LIVESTREAM TONIGHT!!! Gimme your inventions and your problems and your bullshit. I think we'll check out what's going on with a certain banana. See you then!

https://youtu.be/Atzc1Rfme30


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Episode 213 - Dick on Something Awful

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New Project 2 is globally blacklisted by MasterCard, Lowtax is falsely accused of domestic assault and resigns from Something Awful, voice actors unite to get attention, how Mormon love is bette...

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[VIDEO] WATP/TDS Episode 5 - Snack Size, F*ck Whales

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Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" joins Sean and I to review "Snack Size", a podcast by drag queens for drag queens. We also listen to excerpts from "F*ck Whales" and make fun of them. Enjoy!

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[AUDIO] WATP/TDS Episode 5 - Snack Size, F*ck Whales

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Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" joins Sean and I to review "Snack Size", a podcast by drag queens for drag queens. We also listen to excerpts from "F*ck Whales" and make fun of them. Enjoy!

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 213 - Sun 11AM PST

Y'all ready for this...Lowtax is calling in about RECENT EVENTS... And NP2 has been killed. I think Nick will be calling in about it. See you tomorrow! 

https://youtu.be/xEzrcB5Ek3I


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[LIVESTREAM] TDS/WATP Crossover #5

There MIGHT be video for this, but the audio will certainly be there. See you guys soon! We're doing Snack Size and three chapters of Fuck Whales.

https://youtu.be/KRnIuvoWabU

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Dicktation - Dolemite

Join Ethan Ralph, Vito, and I as we watch the Amazon version of Dolemite! Look, I'm not going to lie to you. This was done at midnight after a week of podcasting and the liquor was keeping us alive. AT LEAST IT'S A GOOD MOVIE AND NOT SOME STAR WARS SHIT!!

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Episode 212 - Dick on Plantation Simulator

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A week of LA Killstreams, Sophia Narwitz on the Minneapolis riots, Jesse Lee Peterson offers to marry me, back to Pilates, how fat women got on lockdown, throwing my neck out looking at boobs, P...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 212 - Sunday 11AM

Ethan Ralph in studio. And Vermin Supreme calling in! J/k, he actually did!! What a week...

https://youtu.be/otAV_vdTecU

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Episode 211 - Dick on Criminalizing Sobriety

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Racist systems, Vermin Supreme calls in, faking your death, shaving your ugly face, Aydin talks about Karen syndrome, exercising while fat, anxiety dreams about the show, what Ralph is known for...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 211 - Sunday 11AM PST

VERMIN TAKE THREE. Aydin calling in and faking your own death. SEE YOU SOON!

https://youtu.be/asFBO22sudU

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Episode 210 - Dick on Calling the Police

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SWAT waiters, defunding the police, too much circle meat, old men falling down, Smash Brothers coaching, Black Lives Matter killed the COVID hoax, juggling two women, Xanax vs. crack cocaine, Maddox a...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 210 Sun 11AM PST

Vermin Supreme calling in! And Sean is back. Wew!

https://youtu.be/VZqQgupVNKo

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Episode 209 - Dick on the LA Riots

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My coverage on the street of the LA riots, giving Sean smooches, a failure to launch, Johnny and Coach in studio, an argument with Null about CDA 230 protections, Nick Rekieta's 3PM breakfast, a guy p...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 209 Sunday 11AM PST

This one is going to be a fucking barn burner. Getting shot at the riots, a cam-a-palooza calling in, Sophia Narwitz calling in, Coach in studio. 230, the riots, NP2. What a week!

See you Sunday

https://youtu.be/RPQyi6FP4CI

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[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 48 - Dick on Lizard Lickin'

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Quiet riot coverage, stealing LEGO, stealing dogs, a new weird way to jerk off, Unvest in America, Maddox pretends to be a cowboy; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 48 - Dick on Lizard Lickin'

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Quiet riot coverage, stealing LEGO, stealing dogs, a new weird way to jerk off, Unvest in America, Maddox pretends to be a cowboy and ...

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