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[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 46 - Dick on Ruining the Night

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Standing desks, sperging out, lockdown earworms, bragging about stock market gains, walking desks, The Great Fattening, remote teaching, The Deez Cord, conference call instant replay and chatbots, Maddox dumps another video...

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[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 46 - Dick on Ruining the Night

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Standing desks, sperging out, lockdown earworms, bragging about stock market gains, walking desks, The Great Fattening, remote teaching, The Deez Cord, conference call instant replay and chatbots, Maddox dumps another video into his litter box, a Dickhead intervention, dragging your local Congressman, and Null calls in before the storm; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dic...

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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 46 - Wed 7PM PST

We're doing a bonus episode tonight, ladies and gentlemen, FOR YOUR SANITY.

Gimme some shit to talk about that's not getting ass fucked by the government. I hear there's a virus going around as well.

Tonight! Wednesday 7PM PST!

https://youtu.be/uZjwNolVj4A

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Episode 199 - Dick on Troll Hair

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I get my hair cut like a troll doll, Road Rage: LA is canceled, Martial Law were declared, 8chan founder Fredrick Brennan, the creator of 8chan, calls in and has an argument, Carldo2: the NYC COVID-19 sanitiz...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 199 - Sun 11AM PST

Ari is braving the pandemic to visit us in studio. I haven't seen another person in a week. Is everyone else on the brink of insanity? Life under Martial Law, 8 chan, the corona virus NYC guy. A real doctor on the front line also to answer my asinine questions. Giggity.

https://youtu.be/yUGxIrrk5XE

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Episode 198 - Dick on The Broken Meth Pipe Fallacy

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Ice T likes my Tweet, a fat woman tries to buy water, I break a meth pipe, 80s Girl dyes her hair, Ethan Ralph calls in after using the "gamer word" on The Drunken Peasants, drug lingo, Null gets banned...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 198 - Sunday 11AM PST

Ralph's going to be calling in today. Some Corona-streaming, and malfeasance in comics. Too much shit to keep straight to be honest. See you there!

https://youtu.be/Y8r2PaBSSuk

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Episode 197 - Dick on Molyneux

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International Women's 23 Hours, the Coronavirus kills a venue, Twitter makes racist Mad Libs, every woman I know takes the water jug challenge, a girl laughs at a guy's penis, Stefan Molyneux calls in and tal...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 197 - Sun 11AM PST

Fuckin pint glasses have arrived! Holy fuck. What an adventure. I'll be sending out emails about it next week. Be on the lookout! Also, the countdown to 200. I think we've got a pretty dope guest calling in this week. Fingers crossed on it. And Riley's got some clips from the Godzilla podcast. Giggity.

https://youtu.be/bRPOPA5zeXQ

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Episode 196 - Dick on Cam Wars

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My home security system is destroyed, pre-tipping and the dummies who do it, "okay dude" and transphobia, I get duped by a fake chef, the gradual squeezing out of your spending money, Vito talks about comics,...

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[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 45 - Dick on Baby Tees

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Universal Men's Health and penis care, smart odometers and speeding tickets, a t-shirt folding machine, my nephew gets his guinea pig killed, the GM of Busby's calls me at home and I record it, men on abortio...

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[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 45 - Dick on Baby Tees

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Universal Men's Health and penis care, smart odometers and speeding tickets, a t-shirt folding machine, my nephew gets his guinea pig killed, the GM of Busby's calls me at home and I record it, men on abortions, killing your brother's relationship with a fatso, and Maddox loses his shirt on a gameshow; all that and more...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 196 Sunday 11AM PST

Vito's coming in. More security problems. Good news!

https://youtu.be/efbuiZtpuo8

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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 45 - Thursday 7PM PST

Here we go folks! Grab your buzzers and get ready to fail in this game show of a century!

Post your problems, post your solutions, post your inventions!

See you tomorrow (probably tonight!) Thursday 7PM PST.

https://youtu.be/H57HMOmTUAs

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Episode 195 - Dick on Blowing Up

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I nearly blow myself up, Busby's East uses the f-slur, why Russia hates us, Sean walks in on me in the bathroom, Karl calls in about bestiality, differently-abled models, I use the wrong name at a party, Ryan...

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WATP/TDS Episode 2 - Zooier Than Thou

Grab your peanut butter and tie in for this most disgusting of commentaries. Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" and I review "Zooier Than Thou", a "zoo" podcast covering all things bestiality. Yes, that's right. This is a bestiality podcast. If you throw up, let me know and I will agree with you.

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 195 - Sunday 11AM PST

Wow! Road Rage: Los Angeles 2 is BACK ON! Karl is calling in for a mo-mo. New News Girl GOD WILLING. I believe a comedian is calling in and...we're going to fix the audio if if kills us.

See you Sunday! 11AM PST.

https://youtu.be/hyVPyyy0MIs

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[LIVESTREAM] TDS/WATP Crossover #2 - 4PM PST TODAY

What is this a cross over episode? Fuck Bojack Horseman. That show sucks.

Karl and I are doing another crossover episode! I'm going to try to dual-stream it on YouTube. I'm pretty sure I can do it.

https://youtu.be/sduiVQx3a_s

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The Dick Show Episode 194 - Dick on Mad Hoes

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The Road Rage: Los Angeles 2 venue cancels on account of "hate", finger whistlers, cam wh*res throw learn to read because of computer competition, a new challengers tries to reboot TBPITU, oddguy calls in abo...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 194 - Sunday 11AM PST

Happy Valentine's Day. If you got your girl flowers, you are a simp.

See you this weekend! A ho who is mad about virtual thots will be calling in. Someone will try to reboot TBPITU again. Also Nick Rekieta! And pretty much a deluge of bullshit in my unending quest to be a real boy. See you Sunday!

https://youtu.be/pN8XkDaIDjA

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Episode 193 - Dick on Somewhat Activewear

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How to buy drugs responsibly, Sean wants a tattoo, somewhat activewear and the problems with leisure pants, Negative XP Calls in and talks about Scott Pilgrim vs. The World vs. women, gatekeeping mild concern...

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Road Rage: Los Angeles 2 - Maddox's Funeral

Come celebrate the 200th episode of The Dick Show and the death of Maddox's career at a once in a lifetime event: Maddox's Funeral. 

Busby's East

7PM

Saturday March 28th

Black tie encouraged, black face is not.

Fuckin' be there!

There is a 100% chance this will sell out.

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 193 - Sun 11AM PST

ROAD RAGE: LOS ANGELES 2 - MADDOX'S FUNERAL TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE

Busby's East - March 28th - 7PM

Black tie encouraged. Black face is not.

Tickets 

If you'd like to give a Eulogy, please sign up here: https://forms.gle/7C9wJfjXuhKxePM69

Oh yeah, and we're doing the ...

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The Dick Show Episode 192 - Dick on Pirate Radio

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Raining cats and dogs in China, JF Gariepy gives a virology lesson, Kimball gets banned from college radio, unstoppable eye wiggling, Hitler: A Cinderella Story, dodging a bullet, women and their 120-hour wor...

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[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 44 - Dick on THOTify

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Smart Socks, "The Totality of Kobe", how to tex...

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[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 44 - Dick on THOTify

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Smart Socks, "The Totality of Kobe", how to text, more victim blaming, bad jeans, many problems with women, the death of Sean, and I've got to record today's episode in ten minutes; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show.

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 192 - Sun 11AM

Sorry for the late link. Join us before you watch THE BIG GAME... Sunday 11AM PST

https://youtu.be/KuxWb9zwRYg

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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 44 - Thursday 6PM PST

We're doing a fucking bonus episode tomorrow, everyone. Put down your memes for one second and concentrate on your dreams.

It's almost Valentine's Day. Call the voicemail and tell me what you want for Valentine's Day. (It's basically like what makes you a rage, but with a little twist.) (857) 342-5746

Post them solutions and problems below!

https://youtu.be/I-5U4I8kmmU

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Episode 191 - Dick on Exposure

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A virgin wins the lost 6th episode, putting lids on, Corona virus jokes, surviving your mid-20s life crisis, the Encyclopedia Dramatica admin gets arrested, how to rifle the barrel of a gun in your garage, Kiw...

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[LIVESTREAM] Ep 191 - Sun 11AM PST

Wow! This is going to be a big episode. EZPZ, a new 3D gun man, I think Nick is calling in to have an argument. Also, a sexy lady and several sexy announcements...will she be grabbed by the Wage Gap monster? I hope not.

See you there.

https://youtu.be/cBtEXEAajas

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