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The banks shut me down, another warning from Patreon, QR codes, lesbian art shows, how to party during Daylight Savings Time, the limits of what is not gay, FWB contracts, how to have anal, John McAfee c...
2019-11-05 15:06:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Multiple bank accounts canceled simultaneously. Patreon is in limbo. Will it be PST or PDT? I don't know, I just wanted to make a comedy show. John McAfee is calling in again from only God knows where. Veronica LaVery is in studio. The Dr. Phil tapes have been recovered. Get in the car, pussy. We're going to find the bad guys and make fun of them. See you Sunday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U2SN_G6MbQ 2019-11-02 16:30:38 +0000 UTC View Post
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The Dr. Phil tapes are coming, Maddox pays his debt, Mental Jess plays #SlimeTime, men are barely funnier than women, one more year until I'm dead, Vito has a card game, John who breaks bad news breaks bad ne...
2019-10-29 13:30:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Same all-new but still-temporary later time! Some GREAT news, and some not so great news in this episode. Vito will be in studio (I'm sorry to the couple guys who don't like him!), John who Breaks Bad News is calling in. Look, it's going to be fantastic. Post your male emotions below and we will listen to them.
Sunday 3PM PST!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bn4mFwhUXo
2019-10-24 20:36:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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Paying my dad's social security, the Garbage-versary and the Garbages Goblin, men's experiences with men being emotional, over-crowded Halloween haunts, Cripp Daddy calls in to talk disabled Halloween costume...
2019-10-22 15:45:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Maddox vs. Jesse POS, the bedroom of a 42-year-old failure, the lifestyles of the broke and developmentally impaired, cold lasers, live to dox another day, and understanding y...
2019-10-20 16:48:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Maddox vs. Jesse POS, the bedroom of a 42-year-old failure, the lifestyles of the broke and developmentally impaired, cold lasers, live to dox another day, and understanding your fellow man; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!
Video will post tomorrow!
2019-10-20 00:08:26 +0000 UTC View Post
NEW TIME NEW TIME FOR THIS WEEK!!!
@RealYungCripp is calling in, also the Underwater Hamster man--who is being attacked by communists, vegetarians, and dog semen eaters. Ari will be in studio. Chris the Kiwi was supposed to call in, but he negotiated himself out of $50. And Maddox goes very low. See you all there!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQVHzHc8mrk
2019-10-18 20:25:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Post your inventions and solutions and topics! We're going to be going over Spaghetti Week: Part 2. See you then!
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2019-10-16 22:22:54 +0000 UTC View Post
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Spaghetti Week: Part Deux, children's duvets and the cucks who sleep in them, the Chinese Achilles heel of the invincible and the elite, Randy sends a long text, dating an older woman, Vic Lasagna loses his c...
2019-10-15 13:10:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Tanner is in studio. Ari is coming in. Nick is calling in to talk about DUCK season and the jackass threats on his life. And a very fascinating man will be talking about his book. I can't wait! See you guys Sunday!
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2019-10-11 18:46:19 +0000 UTC View Post
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I get the side-eye for laughing at the wrong parts of Joker, committing to the bit, the Alphabet Wars heat up over trans-women and their penises, eyeball wiggles, letting 17-year-olds vote, The Cotton C...
2019-10-08 16:33:09 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been a week full of Dick! I'm going to see Joker in like an hour. Keep an eye on the headlines. If I'm not murdered in a Mumkey-Jones inspired incel mass shooting, I'll see you guys on Sunday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV13iJFtRwk
2019-10-06 00:39:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Right on schedule. I do these all the time, you guys. New Dick Ridin! That shit with the woman cop, transformers, and then a bit on license plate frames. Thanks for your questions!
2019-10-03 22:31:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Tony from "Hack the Movies" and I watch Escape from LA, which is probably John Carpenter's greatest film and about a million times better than The Thing, which is not very good. If you've never listened to one of these commentary tracks, I'll let you in on a little secret...you don't really need the movie.
Enjoy!
2019-10-03 17:37:33 +0000 UTC View Post
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Maker spaces ruined, poorly hidden packages, incels vs. The US Army, Maddox brags about stopping an imaginary mass shooter, Joey Salads calls in, how to break up with a girl, peeing over your own head, hazard...
2019-10-01 15:34:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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The Dick Leash, women falling asleep while watching movies, Greta the Gremlin, your mom is creamin' for the Tax Demon, paying it forward in Drive Thrus, five ways to hit on women, changing soap, Tony from "Hack the Movies" ...
2019-09-30 20:58:25 +0000 UTC View Post
The Dick Leash, women falling asleep while watching movies, Greta the Gremlin, your mom is creamin' for the Tax Demon, paying it forward in Drive Thrus, five ways to hit on women, changing soap, Tony from "Hack the Movies" is in studio, and putting an end to fake laughter; all that and more on this bonus episode of The ...
2019-09-30 20:53:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Tony from Hack the movies is coming in. Joey Salads and the Bagel Boss. I think we're recording this episode in VR! Although I don't know how... Also, Dame Pesos has some brand new Mundane Matt leaks. Whatever could they contain? We'll find out.
Sunday at 11AM PST! See you then!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNvIIx8MHvg
2019-09-28 21:55:26 +0000 UTC View Post
I think Tony from Hack the Movies might be here. Very good! Gimme your solutions!!!
FRIDAY! Goddammit. Sorry, FRIDAY 7:30PM PST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTf0zAld7J4
2019-09-26 17:04:52 +0000 UTC View Post
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Two days with gigantic balls, an Australian takes a trip down Crenshaw, being blessed, the going rate for Thoughts and Prayers, CBD, nanotech, women, and other scams, Zuby Music: the current British female de...
2019-09-24 15:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Zuby calling in. Ariane back for the news. After-ball-math..
See you Sunday at 11AM PST!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sprOIOic1I
2019-09-19 18:36:29 +0000 UTC View Post
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A furry injects saline into my scrotum live on-air, students fight climate change but lose their vaping privileges, Mrs. Monopoly and other Mrs. boardgames, smoking in high school, sex positivity vs. sex nega...
2019-09-17 13:29:48 +0000 UTC View Post
We're going balls out on this one. It's going to be wild. Also, Stuttering John sues Karl from WATP? See you tomorrow.
Sunday 11AM PST
2019-09-14 18:28:11 +0000 UTC View Post
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The Autoblow machine, The Liquor Fairy and hitting a wall, the Sean Show, a tyranny of government occupational licensing fees, women and taxes, a prelude to a grand ball, inspiration vs. manipulation, a moon ...
2019-09-10 14:24:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, I think I'm about back to normal. The AutoBlow sucked the rest of the poison out of me.
Vito is back in studio this week! SEAN IS BACK IN STUDIO--may he never leave again. Also news babe city, population: me. And I finally get a new bank for NP2. Holy shit, these banks, guys. Took eight months. Unbelievable. Doors getting blown off now. Let's see what happens!
Sunday at 11AM PST. See you guys there!
2019-09-06 15:36:28 +0000 UTC View Post
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The AI Autoblow machine, a plague of consent ruins Burning Man, racist butterflies, falling asleep while driving, windshield stickers, a petition to lay a mother f*cker out, orbiters, another virgin contest w...
2019-09-03 15:16:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I didn't know if I was going to make it back for this one. We've been driving all night, but I figure...why break a streak??
Johnny will be filling in for Sean. What do you want us to talk about? Back from Burning Man. See you tonight at 8PM PST!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPXLKVGxdhI
2019-09-02 23:01:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you everyone for coming! Especially the guy who puked in the front row. See you next time!
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I'm at Burning Man, awash in a sea of liquor and tits listening to the worst Boomer cover band in the world drifting between tuning and crooning and badgering an audience of no one for a drummer the...
2019-08-26 23:05:31 +0000 UTC View Post