"Gay Ops", the real, ultimate power of yes/no questions, the magic of Jesse Lee Peterson, to cheat or not to cheat, Mental Jess violates her restraining order, Mike Gamms: "leftist thug" and Maddox's best friend freaks out over the Vice article, the virgin lie challenge, the MLK o...
2019-01-29 14:08:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Coach is coming in and we're going to get spicy. There will either be a babe or a baby on stream. Maybe both! Also, some info on an impending LA bacchanalia and Austrlia!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IQxrRZwCkU
2019-01-25 19:47:47 +0000 UTC View Post
The Great Knoxville No-Show, hate hats and hat crimes, the guy who made the Bill Maher NPC billboard drops by, Justin Whang calls in, worthless reasoning, the importance of jumping to conclusions, Layc wouldn't date a virgin, defending the TSA, women who owe me an explanation, gho...
2019-01-22 17:40:13 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been a hell of a weekend. We're recording at a different time this week. See you guys on MLK Day! Monday at 1PM PST.
It'll be a virtual BBQ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWXAv8qX60E
2019-01-19 19:44:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Toxic male psychology, Bum DNA, early adopters, MLK the super villain, Lior Lessor AKA YouTuber Law and The FTC vs. Patreon and PayPal and the entire banking system, Crippled Jesus vs. Digibro's wife, the Virgin Contest round 2, and Ethan Ralph from The Ralph Retort calls in to ta...
2019-01-15 16:21:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Hoooo boy, this one might be a 3 hour plus episode. We got YouTuber Law, we got Ethan Ralph AKA the Ralpha Male, we've got Digibro's wife challenging Crippled Jesus to a fight. We've got virgins. We've got animations. And I spill a sandwich. See you Sunday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZzTtgmEeWU
2019-01-11 18:10:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Chicken coops, sound baths, being too lazy for drugs, the endless consumption of sustainability, Girl Scout cookies, Nick Monroe and Operation Chokepoint, the start of the Great Virgin Race, Null from Kiwi Farms brings in Jessica Yaniv, the waxing of women's balls, how to apologiz...
2019-01-07 17:11:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Big, big episode! The start of the Great Virgin Race, Nick Monroe, Josh from Kiwi Farms and a gigantic freak. Giggidy! Sunday at 11AM PST. See you there!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLcTlDY0ub4
2019-01-05 18:16:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Going over yesterday's news TODAY with Apostrophos the Muppet.
2019-01-04 17:45:53 +0000 UTC View Post
The great 2019 virgin race, one-eyed dogs and cats, the lameness of the government shutdown, Buzzed Driving is not Drunk Driving, chewing out waut3rboi, the N-word and America's great tyrant, more on Sargon, how to apologize, my horse dies in Red Dead Redemption 2, back in parking...
2019-01-01 17:24:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Meat spray, bad advice escrow, suit jacket sleeves, The Liquor-Not, Prosti-tography, mood rings when chicks hit on you, smart underpants, erection pants, getting everyone on EBT, attracting women with Winners Drink, how to ...
2018-12-31 20:41:46 +0000 UTC View Post
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Meat spray, bad advice escrow, suit jacket sleeves, The Liquor-Not, Prosti-tography, mood rings when chicks hit on you, smart underpants, erection pants, getting everyone on EBT, attracting women with Winners Drin...
2018-12-31 20:41:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Maybe a caller from Iraq, Ramos retires, Hazencruz wrote a MLP fanfic, and a moment of silence for the passing of my horse in Red Dead Redemption 2. Giddyup!
Sunday at 11AM PST. See you there, cowpokes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-JWqJWxFqg
2018-12-29 19:50:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Waut3rboi has bullied me into reading more of his leaks. Join us!
Thursday at 7PM PST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zza1TChjtBs
2018-12-27 02:14:23 +0000 UTC View Post
The funniest voicemail ever played, boob reveal GIFs that take too long, Winner's Drink and the apostrophe that came back from the dead, Patreon, credit cards, and the war on free will, an erotic Xmas poem from a real man, the Army and Israel, when to use steroids, Dr. Matt gives ...
2018-12-25 15:57:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Whee doggies is there a lot to talk about this week. I hope everyone got a copy of Winners Drink before it SOLD OUT!!! I'm ordering more. Make sure you use your BSD (Big Swingin Dick) Patreon code to pick one up for free if you didn't already: 20WINNERSDRINK2018
I'll see you guys Sunday for some Chrisamus Cheer. If my calculations are correct, 2019 is going to be very fucky.
https://www.youtube.com/wat...
2018-12-21 23:09:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The Thermostat Cold War, appetizers ruin every meal, the cold facts of waistlines, Boomers telling you how much they paid for their house, virtue signaling in domestic violence, the problem with civics and the American voters who are playing Calvinball, a scientist calls in who is creati...
2018-12-18 16:55:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Underwater hamsters anyone?
See you there!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TracFIEXbLY
2018-12-16 09:03:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Deplatforming Jesus, getting tricked into going to church, sobriety enablers, the sin of easy mode, putting hangars in trash bags instead of just leaving them out, trans-ringers in the Olympics, the mental illness of taking sports too seriously, white on white violence, wedding day three...
2018-12-11 16:14:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Sunday at 11AM PST. A light sanctions update, a heavy rage update. Swiggity Swepisode, we're coming to make that episode. See you there!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7Yr5vBjYtE
2018-12-08 23:02:58 +0000 UTC View Post
The rush of getting things done in the last minute, lies in job qualifications, the male charity gap, Mumkey Jones and "The Rise of the Planet of the Incels", calculating the number of drinks I've had, Sean and I discussing the implications of Theseus' ship in sharing a dick sucking mach...
2018-12-04 16:43:35 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE: The audio sync in the video has been fixed and re-uploaded!
The "wanket", Dame Pesos, Bleh, Nick Rekieta, and Larry Bleidner read Mental Jess' restraining order courtroom transcript, the first accessory for the Toylet, my smart toilet, free reusable grocery bags from the KKK, and Maddox accidentally includes a second get back together with me email in the restraining order ...
2018-12-01 18:19:31 +0000 UTC View Post
The "wanket", Dame Pesos, Bleh, Nick Rekieta, and Larry Bleidner read Mental Jess' restraining order courtroom transcript, the first accessory for the Toylet, my smart toilet, free reusable grocery bags from the KKK, and Maddox accidentally includes a second get back together with me email in the restraining order defense; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!
If you h...
2018-12-01 18:17:53 +0000 UTC View Post
I've got my fingers crossed for a very spicy call in this Sunday. It's someone you haven't heard from before.
If you haven't picked up your copy of Winners Drink, DO EET NOW!
Promo code 20WINNERSDRINK2018 to get it for free.
What do you want us to cover this weekend?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGDPwyNYztw
2018-11-30 19:59:18 +0000 UTC View Post
No better way to celebrate the rain than by driving around on my phone.
2018-11-29 22:03:44 +0000 UTC View Post
"Winners Drink", my new drinking card game ON SALE NOW, blown eulogies, how Nintendo has fucked us for years, a four-hour blunder over "the map says!", football vs. video games, flavored vapes and fuck the children, the curse of the pinkie toe, The THOT Audit and Women: God's Tax on Life...
2018-11-27 17:34:43 +0000 UTC View Post
So many logs to choose from, but which ones will the fountain bless? Will Dame Pesos and Bleh Rodriguez make beautiful cackling babies together? Let's find out...
If you've got a problem you want us to solve or an invention that will change the world, post it here!
AND...my Big Swingin' friends, if you didn't get your discount code for "Winner's Drink", my new drinking card game/Xmas present, here it is: 20WINNERSDRINK2018. Use your Patreon email address to activate the code. I really ca...
2018-11-27 10:32:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Brace yourselves, Patreonis! Cucksmas has come early for you this year!!!
I wanted to make you guys something different to show my gratitude for supporting the show, so I combined two of my three favorite things: drinking and arguing, into one card game I'm calling WINNERS DRINK.
Drinking games always punish the winners by letting the losers drink. Well not anymore.
It's a drinking game based on a lifetime of sitting around bullshitting in bars and getting kicked out of those bars ...
2018-11-26 17:31:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Brace yourselves, Patreonis, because Cucksmas has come early for you this year!!!
I wanted to make you guys something different to show my gratitude for supporting the show, so I combined two of my three favorite things: drinking and arguing, into one card game I'm calling WINNERS DRINK.
Drinking games always punish the winners by letting the losers drink. Well fuck that shit, in my game, WINNERS DRINK.
It's a drinking game based on a lifetime of sitting around bullshitting in bars...
2018-11-26 17:21:08 +0000 UTC View Post
More Sean, less blur! Happy Black Friday everyone. Go crack some skulls for me.
I've got a special Xmas gift for all you $20 Big Swinging Patreons that I'm probably, PROBABLY going to get to you by December 25th. More details on Cyber Monday.
Sunday 11AM PST!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyS3iD3r6Cs
2018-11-23 18:16:35 +0000 UTC View Post