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Snooping through other people's phones, I have become a noodle man, fruit flies, nose hairs, shitty after-market controllers, my ten-year, pants-shitting banjo bet, terrible 20-something innovations, working out and throwing up, Rocket Man gets kicked out of Barney's Beanery, makeup, and the time Maddox sent me an email with the subject "Yap yap yap yap yap"; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!
2017-12-20 16:21:20 +0000 UTC
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Office Christmas party disasters, Asterios defends his $600 invoice, email auto-responders, the Pope embarrasses himself again, Star Wars is not Star Wars, Net Nuetrality [sic], Cracked calls me the face of "conservative comedy", Jamie outsources her news segment, Jesus, lost Legos, many bing bong remixes, $5 oil fights, new Christmas traditions, and the Race War; all...
2017-12-19 07:55:16 +0000 UTC
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It's a one-two livestream, BAM! Bonus episode 19 is back on with less diptheria Monday night at 8PM. Gimme your questions. Hold your bing bongs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgkj4MrDgtY
2017-12-17 22:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Take care of all your Xmas shopping at once with a contribution to the Asterios Legal Defense Fund at AsteriosAid.com
It's raining invoices this week, we're gonna have some news, and Net Neutrality has been Neutralized. How's that for irony? Gentleman's Hoodies and Jass Festival T-shirts are currently shipping. If they make it by Christmas, it'll be a Christmas miracle.
2017-12-15 19:02:07 +0000 UTC
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Sorry folks, I have to postpone the livestream bonus episode tonight because I got sick. We'll have a do-over ASAP. Probably next week. Meanwhile, why did I get sick?
2017-12-15 00:27:32 +0000 UTC
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UPDATE:
Sorry everyone, I'm sick as fuck and sound like a tuberculosis. Going to rest and eat some hot chicken souls tonights. We'll do a bonus episode next week.
Gimme your questions. Gimme your invoices. Gimme your bing bongs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5q3jpck-ao
2017-12-13 02:16:32 +0000 UTC
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Asterios tops the Billboard music charts for the second time this year, VERY FAKE NEWS CNN attacks me with violent alt-left phraseology, Kian likes Malort, my YMCA reboot, Eastern fetishization and a night of ten thousand bing bongs, my unstoppable Magic: The Gathering deck, Asterios’ $600 invoice, how to properly follow police instructions, the great Madbucks buy out, things ...
2017-12-12 17:05:19 +0000 UTC
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VERY FAKE NEWS CNN insults me with alt-left phraseology, Asterios makes the Billboard charts AGAIN, and sexual harassment season has turned into police brutality season in these United States of America. Huzzah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu4PNRkqNyg
2017-12-09 20:08:03 +0000 UTC
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Chicago used to be known as the Windy City, but now it is known as the third city to host The Dick Show Presents: Road Rage.
Madcucks brought the snacks, Coach protected The Letter, Peach gave life to Jass before our eyes, Asterios found a lost episode, Sean got new shoes, Reddit lost to Facebook, dreams were ...
2017-12-07 02:39:56 +0000 UTC
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Chicago used to be known as the Windy City, but now it is known as the third city to host The Dick Show Presents: Road Rage.
Madcucks brought the snacks, Coach protected The Letter, Peach gave life to Jass bef...
2017-12-06 04:36:44 +0000 UTC
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Chicago used to be known as the Windy City, but now it is known as the third city to host The Dick Show Presents: Road Rage.
Madcucks brought the snacks, Coach protected The Letter, Peach gave life to Jass before our eyes, Asterios found a lost episode, Sean got new shoes, Reddit lost to Facebook, dreams were made, and I look fat. Thank you, Chicago!
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2017-12-06 04:36:03 +0000 UTC
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Christmas lights and looking at Christmas lights, furries vs. cat ladies vs. cat cafes, Coach's $61.00 invoice, Road Rage: Chicago and the minds blown therein, "Thank You" cards, self-identification of hardness, Kimball vs. Peach: the Cuckening, short privilege, many NSFW rants, Braveheart II: The Patriot, my drunk driving self-driving car app, and throwing up in Jujutsu c...
2017-12-05 16:16:06 +0000 UTC
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Cross your fingers. It's a phone taped to a tripod!!
UPDATE
The tripod worked, but neither the theater wifi nor my LTE could handle the upstream, so the video looks like complete shit. Sorry everybody! I'm taking it down and posting the full edited video either Monday or Tuesday.
2017-12-03 01:56:31 +0000 UTC
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From now until this show is recorded, many lives will be changed. That is all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnuzJjVlsUs
2017-12-02 00:20:55 +0000 UTC
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My legal dream team, not helping someone up when they're down, Madcucks reads his own version of the letter, Carmen Mandiego, flu shots are a scam, falling off a child's bicycle ramp, Larry doesn't wax-off at his TNS Dojo--if you know what I'm talking about, Bitcoin retirement homes, silicone ice trays, Ken White sends out the Popehat signal and despises me, a keen eye for Morlo...
2017-11-28 15:14:09 +0000 UTC
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Spies are everywhere and everything is happening in real time. Several call-ins this week. If you want to comment on the lolsuit, let me know. See you in Chicago!
Sunday 11AM PST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQf565lk2kw
2017-11-25 21:25:48 +0000 UTC
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The LOLSUITs against me build on multiple fronts, I find a smoking gun for the first biggest mistake in the universe, Sean and I attempt to imagine the unimaginable, wearing jeans at the beach with no underwear, having to poop while you're camping, Peach sends in a jass number, the file-a-lawsuit kit, using fancy words to show off, paying half attention, Mister Metokur makes a v...
2017-11-20 16:02:56 +0000 UTC
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Will I be able to make it to this episode? Find out Sunday at 11AM PST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w308gjmH7mw
2017-11-18 21:01:24 +0000 UTC
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Maddox and "Jane Doe" sue me, Asterios, Madcucks, and Patreon.com for $380,000,000.00. Madcucks calls in to read from the sermon of failure and tell us what he's going to do with his winnings, Lawyer Nick Rekieta calls in to recap his video series breaking it down, Sean talks about his "hiatus", and I try to stop Co...
2017-11-18 16:39:48 +0000 UTC
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Maddox and "Jane Doe" sue me, Asterios, Madcucks, and Patreon.com for $380,000,000.00. Madcucks calls in to read from the sermon of failure and tell us what he's going to do with his winnings, Lawyer Nick Rekieta calls in to recap his video series breaking it down, Sean talks about his "hiatus", and I try to stop Coach from getting high; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!
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2017-11-18 16:36:05 +0000 UTC
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Coach is coming into the studio for a bonus episode. Madcucks is calling in. Not sure what we're going to talk about. Got any suggestions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWl8772Eblw
2017-11-16 16:17:48 +0000 UTC
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Implicit and explicit misogyny, I am wrong several times, dopamine and talking about doing things but not doing them, I grade Louis CK’s sexual harassment apology, getting negged about the show, antics at a smash room, Diego saves Chicago, Peach gets erased from a Maddox video, Adam Panache calls in with a Cajun meme game, a caller who went to an SJW church, Peach has a ...
2017-11-14 18:32:29 +0000 UTC
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No time for words. Working on music...
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2017-11-11 22:31:10 +0000 UTC
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The Ballad of LA Phil, Cab Calloway’s corpse and the Chicago scat man championships, John Stamos is a terrible singer, Boneitis draws my fursona, the Great Pyramid according to Bill Guy, how to flip eggs over easy, Kevin Spacey puts a stop to a pretend female president, Madame Nash calls in with a meme-based game–and then calls back again to complain about it, some facts abo...
2017-11-07 16:09:26 +0000 UTC
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Too tight for Twitter, too fierce for Facebook, I've got two social networks left, one for each of you. Let's see what I can get banned from this week. Drunken Peasants round-up. Juantum Leap. Road Rage: Chicago. You can't bash the Nash...Layc's bringing in some news. Sun 11AM PDT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xifWVKxxg5A
2017-11-04 00:30:37 +0000 UTC
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Banned from Twitter, shoulder nipples on leather jackets, corporate birthday wishes, Randy's too-hard high-fives, Coach builds a step, internalizing authority, Adam Nash calls in, how to eat a cinderblock, modern infomercials, my new cereal, a DickHead in the publishing industry, Blaire Witch urinal positions, and Bitcoins; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! But...
2017-10-31 15:17:30 +0000 UTC
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Come one, come all, but don't come on me even though you might want to after seeing what we have in store for ROAD RAGE: CHICAGO - THE JASS FESTIVAL. December 2nd at The Apollo theater.
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Madcucks will be there to read a sad, sad tale, Coach will be there to answer your live-GAB (not Twitter) advice questions, another Los...
2017-10-30 14:47:31 +0000 UTC
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The Twitter ban, my Trump Halloween hat gets ruined, the danger of cinderblocks, the nu-patriarchy, veterans on veterans, having a hobby that isn't porn, Manformation and other Hollywood failures, stories told by chicks and retold by men, "You'll never work in this town again", cigarettes that are good for you, and ...
2017-10-28 15:58:36 +0000 UTC
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The Twitter ban, my Trump Halloween hat gets ruined, the danger of cinderblocks, the nu-patriarchy, veterans on veterans, having a hobby that isn't porn, Manformation and other Hollywood failures, "You'll never work in this town again", cigarettes that are good for you, and Sean's shoplifting; all that and more on t...
2017-10-27 23:46:57 +0000 UTC
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Coach is coming into the stu for a special birthday episode. Got questions for Coach? Post'em high! Some peeps calling in. I'm going to eat a cinderblock live to demonstrate how non-violent it is, and then talk about books #2 and #3. Be there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPKibFB2_is
2017-10-27 17:00:41 +0000 UTC
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