The Wrecking Crew saves someone's life tonight, I fix everything wrong with public restrooms forever, my life coach proposes a radical change to democracy in America, my man and...
2016-09-13 01:24:18 +0000 UTC View Post
The Wrecking Crew saves someone's life tonight, I fix everything wrong with public restrooms forever, my life coach proposes a radical change to democracy in America, my man...
2016-09-12 18:57:16 +0000 UTC View PostBonus Episode 3 will drop Monday. I'm trying something new this month because THAT'S WHAT BONUS EPISODES ARE FOR!!
You guys supply the problems, and Denzel, Coach, and I are going to fix them. Sean will delete them completely. Go vote here, or pop the stickiest wicket in your world into the comments below--or send me an email.
In other news, recording from Burning Man was a shit show, but ...
2016-09-10 16:04:42 +0000 UTC View PostThe Dream Team is back! Remember to Never Forget with me, my life coach and the other, other Denzel this Sunday at 11AM for a double feature, 9/11 spectacular that will shock and awe the shit out of you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jma3BwYxNQw
Tis the season of apologies, Patreonis! There's no video this week and for that I'd like to say, excuse me. Shitty Passenger did manage to snag this unflattering photo of me and My Man recording the episode in a van down by an Orgy Dome.
Next week, Denzel and my life coach will be back for some double episode goodness. I'll post a poll tomorrow to see what we're going to f...
2016-09-07 18:03:42 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm posting from Burning Man where Internet is as hard to find as women wearing tops. I'm flying blind like Tom Hanks in Apollo 13 and Sean is my Gary Sinese. Give the video an hour or two. Usually I wait, but I'm worried Internet will be unavailable by then--or my hands will be too full of tits, if you catch my meaning.
I have a piss fiasco and try to push the borders of mansplaining, Sean discusses awkward, Dr. Fakeman calls in with an update on Hillary Clinton's health, I brin...
2016-08-30 21:23:51 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a shotgun episode before I leave for Burning Man! I will be recording Episode 14 in a romantic Orgy Dome with my man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqWvkHOWSkw
Audio problems are fixed forever, Dick Supporters on Patreon.com have a new enhanced video feed, my Life Coach stops by and doesn't plug his Twitter, I wonder why Maddox is now giving away the Biggest Problem Bonus Episodes, a New Challenger emerges from reddit, Dustin digs himself out of a hole, and I talk about Mike Tyson, God, and my hand being accosted by a man's hoodie at a...
2016-08-23 16:30:29 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDahHwqn3mo
Larry Bleidner attempts to read an Erotic Story, Morlocks and Eloys don’t mix, my beef with Marc Maron reaches a flash point, tech support during the apocalypse, new drops from Tim Changzzzzz, the light and dark side of magic, the culture of idea sharing, the time Sean and I slept together, and technical problems continue to bedevil us, all this and more this week on The Dick ...
2016-08-16 15:38:26 +0000 UTC View Post
New podcast idea: My Life Coach and I spend each episode discussing 1 minute segments of Braveheart in succession. Then we do The Patriot.
2016-08-11 16:24:06 +0000 UTC View Post
A co-host returns, Lowtax calls in, this is why we can't have nice things, an Erotic Story, and my man might need some help. Next week on the Dick Show!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aGhymOWDDE
2016-08-10 07:11:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Like a well oiled machine. Episode 10 VIDEO is coming at you. If you're a lighting person, let me know what I'm FUCKING UP.
http://thedickshow.com/episode-10-dick-gold/
The Cuck Olympics, fans send snacks, the disgusting state of men’s bathrooms, the disgusting-er state of wome...
2016-08-09 17:43:47 +0000 UTC View Post
With less commercials than the Olympics, but more performance enhancing drugs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_wBMQGghEM
http://thedickshow.com/episode-9-dick-dnc/
The podcast helps someone become an astronaut, gummy vitamins make me a rage, the DNC turns me into an evil Care Bear, Denzel has an alcohol opportunity, Tylre Perri’s Black Out, and Dustin gets into reddit drama. All this and more on this episode...
2016-08-02 19:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
2 out of 3 V-Necks agree that this is the hottest muscle-man content you can find on the net. If you look hard enough, you can see what my life coach looks like in the reflection of our cold, dark eyes.
It's about time I put together a table of contents for all this juicy content.
Denzel is back, my Life Coach is back, Sean is back, Dustin is back, baby got ba...
2016-08-01 15:54:54 +0000 UTC View PostThank you so much for the support this month!
2016-07-31 23:59:00 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm9mLlgMqCM
New audio equipment, new video equipment, new computer equipment, what could possiblie go wrong?
Also Denzel returns!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm9mLlgMqCM
If you replace the blade of an axe, and then the handle of the axe, is it still the same axe? That's how I feel about our fucking recording equipment. The audio interface takes a dive last week, and this week, the computer follows suit. What will fail next week? Is there a Death Pool in effect?
The video is slowly getting there. If you want to see what 2 hours without air conditioning does to Sexy Sean, take a look above, or listen below.
Another action packed episode of The Dick Show blows your mind Sunday at 4-4:15PM PDT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tnAFUHT_8k
Here's some smooth weekend rage to drive away those summer blues.
2016-07-22 19:10:24 +0000 UTC View Post
I've managed to capture video of a creature more illusive than Big Foot, the Lockness Monsters, and Hillary Clinton giving a press conference combined: Sean the Audio Engineer.
The video guy does a different audio edit than Sean so these live episodes don't look like that chick who crawls out of the TV in the Ring.
Enjoy!
I'll be kicking off this "like"-free episode between 11:15 and 11:30AM PDT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_J4titIG6w
Here's some secret, sexy content for you Big Dick Ballerz. Go easy on the sound, a complete idiot recorded it on an overpriced piece of shit.
On The Biggest Problem in the Universe, I would routinely get backed-up with leftover content; the blue-balling has increased exponentially on The Dick Show. It would be too much content for even Sean to delete. It demands to be released.
Next time I do this, it will be with a better mic.
Toot toot! Climb aboard the Trans Train to Fuck Town, me hearties. Mind the gap because we're building the tracks as we go, and keep your eye on the rearview mirror. Like usual, I am behind, but I am catching up.
Here is how the RAGE LOTTERY is going to work. I have a list of all Patron names and email addresses. On the next episode, I'm going to draw a ticket at random (random number generator maxed out at the number of patron emails accounting for multiple tickets--no funny stuff), and t...
2016-07-12 18:04:30 +0000 UTC View Post
http://thedickshow.com/episode-6-dick-on-trans/
We pulled a HIGH QUALITY audio remix with the video of this episode. If it pleases the court, this will be the new production workflow from soup to nuts--deez nuts.
I'm afraid there's nothing more I can do about th...
2016-07-12 07:19:25 +0000 UTC View PostIt's going to be a spicy one. The stream will start around 2:15-2:30.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyIcteLPEGg
Episode 5 is live at http://thedickshow.com/episode-5-dick-sex-robots/
And the attached video is live as well for all you Patreons! The audio may get choppy in spots, but the plan's coming together. Everyone loves when a plan comes together.
2016-07-05 18:38:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Celebrate American independence with a Dick Tale to end them all: my time on Dr. Phil.
Not to be considered a cocktease, I finally spill the beans on a story I've been blue-balling everyone with for years. Welcome to the Dr. Phil house. It's part Pee Wee's Playhouse, part a shameless exploitation of the mentally deranged by a fat megalomaniac. I go into some detail about the show,...
2016-07-04 16:22:07 +0000 UTC View Post