Sad!
I really like my performance in this newest audio! I had to re-record some parts, but I believe I nailed the emotions PERFECTLY! Where's my award?
2025-02-18 13:02:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I really like my performance in this newest audio! I had to re-record some parts, but I believe I nailed the emotions PERFECTLY! Where's my award?
2025-02-18 13:02:37 +0000 UTC View Post
This all makes sense! Thank you for playing! And thank you, Moon, for providing the template!
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Today seemed very casual in the chat! And as I sit here, drinking tea, I will leave this post! Tootles!
2025-02-15 21:10:41 +0000 UTC View PostI will not be able to run the chat today, so do not expect it!
2025-02-14 17:29:54 +0000 UTC View PostI have a few scripts ready for recording, SFW and NSFW. Since I can only record one a day without straining my throat, regardless of rating, I will have to record over the next few days. And draw! I am ALWAYS drawing, but it does so help relax me, for I am a deer with a nervous disposition!
All of this explains my distraction! 'Tis a busy time for me. Then again, when is it not?
Oh, and my taxes are complete. Yes, even in Hell we have to pay taxes. I hope you all have completed...
I have added an upcoming countdown for the Valentine's audio on youtube! I have never done such a thing, and it's quite nerve-wracking!
And there's a chat feature on it!!
https://youtu.be/OfpzrWhib6Y?si=PDhOrk3rnugHfEz3
It's in the audio.
I love my new white ink pen!
Ink, graphite, charcoal.
Alastor Devorak has a birthday today! Happy Birthday, I do hope your day is wonderful and fantastic!
2025-02-09 14:17:31 +0000 UTC View PostAnother round of madlibs today! This is a long one, so it will be broken into two parts. Collecting part 1's words will take place today, and part 2's will be on Friday.
Same rules as before. You pick a number between 1-21; I will tell you what type of word to supply (verb, adjective, etc.). You then add the answer to the chat!
While I was damning my scanner for its refusal to cooperate, you all were, for reasons unknown, planning my funeral. What egregious, random shenanigans is this?!
Write the details here! I have to know all the juicy details! *sips tea*
I was asked for my favorite song, and I answered "Dark Town Strutters' Ball". It's from 1917, and is a joyous example of syncopated ragtime! I've used it a few times in the audios, if you listen closely!
I have so many favorite versions of i...
Blasted modern technology! I've been struggling for and HOUR AND A HALF with the scanner!
But! I have uploaded!
The google doodle celebrates gumbo today! While I personally don't add crab meat to mine, I saw the drawing and IMMEDIATELY knew it had to do with Louisiana cuisine.
Sadly, while gumbo is good, it's pretty much the only dish most people associate with Louisiana (well, and jambalaya, thanks to Vivienne). The state is an absolute culinary treasure trove and, in my opinion, offers the most varied, unique, and mouth-watering food in the country.
I made an audio and nobody knew! XD I was a SECRETIVE deer!
2025-02-05 18:48:52 +0000 UTC View Post
(I will update the Patreon list shortly!)
Hello hello everyone! Here is another commission, where you agree to let Alastor hypnotizes you after your stressful day. This is a nod to Alastor's Zoophobia days, when he was going to have the ability to put others into trances.
Merci beaucoup, my lovely $3.00 Patrons! Puppydoll Rebecca, Sirens_Bloodbath, TAarmada con, NifftyDear, Snowhite zonxter, Art Claws, Jinnie, N E Cairney, Haley Taylor, Quenna33 Jule Seedorf, Colourful Blaze, O...
Today is Martokidoki's birthday! Happy Birthday, Martokidoki! I hope it's an amazing celebration!!
2025-02-03 18:52:27 +0000 UTC View PostEgad, my day has been a blur! Please review Desk here!
2025-02-03 18:51:08 +0000 UTC View PostAll Alastor wants to do is broadcast his day show! Yes, I imagine he has a regular day show, and the night program is when the slaughters happen.
Audio art is a production still from the series; artist unknown.
Art by sinnawii
https://www.instagram.com/p/CbRfbPrOTOc/
Desk
("Charleston Charlie" song ending)
(microphone switch fx)
Alastor: Wasn't that fun? That was the ever-praised "Charleston Charlie", by The Acadians Dance Orchestra. Land alive, I cut many-a rug (danced) to that jingle in my human prime.
Next up, we have a listener request: the "Shreveport Stomp."
Oh, exe...
Today is Miranda's birthday! I hope you've been celebrating, Miranda; otherwise, the consequences will be DIRE! >:[
2025-02-01 20:25:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Another for Invis! The request was to show Alastor as a deer. I imagine something horribly nightmarish like this. Looks like he gored someone or something, based on those guts hanging from his antlers, and the blood stains on his neck under his chin.
This drawing sucked the lives out of my ink pens. RIP.
Graphite, ink, charcoal, and gel pen. Feel free to share!
It won't happen today! Everything is fine. :D Apologies.
2025-02-01 18:57:48 +0000 UTC View PostThank you, everyone, it was fun today! Yes, I was hidden much of the time, but I was right here working and lurking just out of view.
Talk if you want!
Myra celebrates their birthday today, the final day of January! Happy Birthday, Myra!
2025-01-31 12:02:51 +0000 UTC View PostI won't have to make a drawing for the audio! You will see...
2025-01-30 23:33:35 +0000 UTC View PostI posted about canon Alastor and spoiled it myself. So now I have re-uploaded the post and we will not talk about any features!
But overall, yes, I love the design!
Good Morning! I have recorded "Desk" and should have that done quickly (it's short), and chapter 10 is now chapter 10 and chapter 11. You all get an extra chapter now! If I had kept it as is, chapter 10 would have been 35 minutes long about. Yes, I've created lengthy audios, but they so difficult to edit. >.<<...
Today is Galaad's birthday! Get out here, Galaad, and let us all revel with you! Happy Birthday!
2025-01-28 13:25:48 +0000 UTC View PostEh, what's sleep, anyway? I will start a modest collection of items for tee public. I have gotten shirt with red ink from redbubble, and they just don't seen to be as bright as I'd like. Tee public's inks are a tad brighter.
I'll see what I can do! I have a few other ideas for images.