Nearly 5,000 souls!
This little game is on youtube!
Darlings! Why are my view numbers and subscribers increasing? I want WRONG answers only. GO!!
Radiowaves ASMR posts
*Cough cough*
Some of these lines and sounds I captured are just.... O_O
I apologize.
No, I don't.
Good Morning!
My coffee is cold and I'm light-headed. You all know what THAT means!
2024-12-15 13:06:36 +0000 UTC View PostFAR too many h*nds in the chat!
I hope you're all ashamed of yourselves! >:[ Posting such images, goodness, try keeping this place VIRTUOUS! What do you think this is, a pit of debauchery and sin?
2024-12-14 20:08:32 +0000 UTC View PostOne hour chat today!
It's only one hour today?! What is the meaning of this trickery?! Does it have to do with the FULL MOON?!
Nah, I just have some things to do. :3 See you in ten minutes!
Recording tomorrow
Because the ration of sassy to sweet is so high, I will record a NSFW tomorrow. The picture above is the only hint I will provide.
Art by @BeastRedAsh.
Hungarian Pepper Chicken/ Chicken Paprikash, or, Damn it Jonathan Chicken
I learned about this WONDERFUL dish from the Dracula novel. When Jonathan is traveling to meet his host, he stops at an inn and orders this meal. It's a flavorful chicken dish full of smoky richness. Serve it with bread or hot rice.
1/4 cup butter
1 tsp bacon grease or 4 slices of raw bacon (optional)
3-6 pieces of dark meat chicken, like the thighs (best flavor) or legs (very good flavor)
2 onions, chopped
2 bell peppers, chopped
2 tomatoes, chopped
garlic, minced, a...
Chat in 10 minutes!
My apologies for beginning the chat late, I was arguing with Satan regarding the finer details of status here in Hell! 10 minutes from now we will start!
2024-12-13 19:23:39 +0000 UTC View PostWhat a lucky birthday!
Today is my beloved Friday the 13th! Oh, what a marvelous time of mischief it is! 'Tis also Nightmare's birthday! Have a happy one, and may it be your luckiest! *bakes a cake in the shape of a cat and frosts it in black icing*
2024-12-13 13:37:03 +0000 UTC View PostNO!
Patreon is telling me to share this link for friends and family to join. Uh, no, I do NOT want my family listening to me moan, and I don't think any of you want to admit to your family that you subscribe to such a page, either.
This page is our dirty little secret! XD
Age requirements
Everyone, this page is for people who are 18+ ONLY. If I find out you are under that age, you WILL be banned with no questions asked.
2024-12-12 19:53:52 +0000 UTC View PostThank you!
Look at this. LOOK AT THIS! Patreon just revealed to me that this community is one of the most engaged on the entire site!!
2024-12-12 18:58:48 +0000 UTC View PostAhem....
I think I perform better with espresso. The things I'm writing in this commission, oh deer me! *stares at the line* Should I really keep such a sentence in this writing?
*looks for the fainting couch quickly*
Onward!
I don't have time to dilly-dally just yet - I have scripts to write! I have finished two new ones already, one is sweet, one is sultry.
I would say my ratio of sultry/sweet scripts is 95%/5%. You animals! How DARE you subject this virtuous little deer to your smutty requests! Do you think I ENJOY writing such shocking debauchery? X3
*buys a case full of pearl strands*
Espresso!
I've been fighting with the espresso features all morning, and was at last successful at brewing a single cup. Good heavens above, I declare the instructions included are less than stellar, and I had to access that strange "internet" machine to find something comprehensible! But as you all know, deer can't read or write, so it's a wonder I got the machine working at all!
You take care of sick Alastor ASMR commission
I'm trying out ads for a day to see what happens! WATCH THEM! One at the start, and one at the end.
Hello again, darlings! Well, as many of you know, I am still recovering from a nasty bout of illness. And as I sat in misery, sick and sore from head to toe, I realized it was now a PERFECT time to release this commission video where you take care of sick Alastor.
This takes place after Chapter 9. When Alastor tended to us in Chapter 5, he inadvertently was exposed to our ...
Facts!
Fun fact I wanted to point out while editing. I have not one, but TWO audio collections of bed squeaks, each one being about a minute in length. Yes, I am that picky when it come to bed squeaks.
Bed squeaks in a SFW audio, you say? Simmer down, you deviants, they are being used differently this time. XD
Commissions slots are open NOW!
You read that correctly, darlings! Commissions are open once again! If you got your idea in before the deadline of December 7, you're all good. Please remember, I run this entire channel by myself; I do not have a team or editors or writers, so my turnaround time can be a bit long.
Ways to submit:
1. COST:
Commissions (SFW and NSFW) will now cost $10.00 USD EACH, limited to four per person per year. Contact me through private messaging.
To pay: go to your monthl...
Holiday and Yule antics thread
You're destroying the radio tower in other threads, so you clearly need a constructive outlet, you wayward souls! Feel free to decorate, plan, share recipes, memories, and traditions here in this thread.
Seeing as I'm lenient, and that it's a cheerful season, you are allowed to decorate the radio tower here.
Art by https://x.com/VBJ_Marble/status/1606654151404179459
Salutations!
Recorded lines today while I drank hot coffee.
Good to be back on the air!!
After chat!
You want more, you devious Sinners? My, how greedy! Here you go!
2024-12-07 21:05:28 +0000 UTC View PostDrawing template
Here it is, as promised! You are free to save this to add your OC/persona in the blank space! You can Color Alastor if you want, too. I saved it at 300 DPI, so it should be large enough.
A family portrait will be available at a later date, when I finish the main story! More to come on that later....
Please read
This message is for EVERYONE, myself included.
There seems to have been some upset or misunderstanding about the radio family portrait. I WANT to create the project, make no mistake.
I will not tolerate fighting on this site. This is an oasis from the real world, which is full of misery and chaos.
We do not know each other other that what we read on the screen. We do not know what others are going through/struggling with in real life, so we cannot be angry. We must be pa...
Radio family portrait
It's a great idea, but let's wait until the main story is over! Here's how we'll do it:
you will draw your OC/persona and post it in chat; I will collect them and add them to another drawing of Alastor I will create. I will then present the finished project.
In case you don't want to draw, there are people who are willing to help you!
This family portrait will be for a LATER date, not now! Be patient!
I will chose randomly where each character will be placed on the dra...
OC drawing!
I have agreed to draw a picture with Alastor, and YOU can add your OC! my drawing will be the Radio Demon in black and white with my standard ink and pencil; you can color your OC and Alastor, if you wish!
I will have the Alastor picture on by tomorrow and post it on another thread. You are allowed to download and use the picture.
Need help finding an image
Darlings! I know many of you are sleuths, so I must ask you for help in locating a picture I've seen before. There is a black and white fanart of Alastor with a thermometer in his mouth, and he's pushing back his bangs, looking at the viewer forlornly; he's clearly sick. I've seen it numerous times, but never saved it. I now require it, but can't locate it anywhere.
Who wishes to rise to the occasion and help me out?
Remember, this isn't a contest! If you all find it, gr...