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Birthday time!

Today is Blossomhazed's birthday! Happy Birthday, Sinner!

This is apparently the last October birthday here!

Recording tomorrow!

I still have two Halloween audios to record, but they won't be ready in time. I'm not worried, though; they'll just be a little late. Plus, being as they contain spooky content, they carry the spirit of Halloween into November!

Oh, and they're extremely NSFW. I think it's time to buy new fainting couches, because I'm certain the ones we have currently are breaking from us swooning onto them so much.

I appreciate it!

Ever since closing commissions I've had outpourings of messages from many of you voicing gentle concern for my well-being or reassurance of positivity.

To clarify, there's nothing wrong on my end, nor have I reached burnout. I will reiterate why I suddenly closed the commissions again in a tale of woe:

I set goals for myself, and sometimes the goals are a bit unbelievable; always have, always will. I guess I like to see what I can accomplish, and take it steps further from ther...

Nevermore script

I have included some translations following the antiquated words in parentheses.

(Toccata and Fugue by JS Bach playing)

Greetings, dearest listeners. This Is Alastor Bellivue, of New Orleans' own WWL, coming to you live on 1220 glorious kilohertz.

We at the station want to wish you a very Happy Halloween.

And, as a treat for this terror-filled night, where witches and ghoulies (ghosts) walk the earth,

I will read to you American poet Edgar Allan Poe's sp...

"Nevermore" early posting here!

Another commission done! This is "Nevermore", where human Alastor narrates Edgar Allan Poe's poem, "The Raven".

This audio will release on youtube on Halloween, but I'm posting it early for all you lovely Sinners!

I have included some explanations in the dialogue because many of these words are very antiquated.

Art by: Cynthesia_07 and @L5PnvMfF4WuJzt3

Commissions CLOSED (for now)

Well, it's finally happened. After drowning in commissions for a while now, I have decided to close the requests until further notice.

I'm sure many of you think I have forsaken your commission. But no, I have not! In my trusty notes I have over 30 commissions. I have not forgotten any of them. I have already earmarked November and December as busy months in regards to uploading. Yes, chapter 9 will be released, but I intend to get all of these commissions recorded, edited, and uploade...

After chat!

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For my newest subscribers!

Thank you for joining my Patreon! If you have any questions, please ask! Look at the "collections" to find all sorts of helpful things!

After the chat!

What a great chat! So many wonderful pictures!

Post more antics here, if you want!

Chat today!

Get ready! It will happen in less than an hour.

Halloween Stories!

Hello, hello, darlings! Since you've all been such good souls, I have decided to include a most special thread here. It was brought to my attention by Moon that you all had posted about October and Halloween traditions, and we both agreed that would be wonderful to include here, too!

Fill this thread with posts about historical facts about Halloween, scary stories, family traditions, or your own fun Halloween memories.

I will start with a Samhain (the pagan Celtic celebration of...

Haunted recipes - Creole Crab Soup

Hermann-Grima House's Crab Soup - New Orleans, Louisiana

This savory and spicy seafood soup is a very traditional Creole recipe.

The Hermann-Grima House (built in 1831) is an old mansion turned museum in NOLA's (NOLA is short for "New Orleans, Louisiana") French Quarter. Each October, it displays what a nineteenth-century  New Orleans funeral would have been like. A fake coffin is placed in the house's front parlor, and chairs are lined up around the coffin. The mansion is ...

ANOTHER Birthday?!

October is certainly the most fruitful month, it seems! There have been so many birthdays this month, and now we have Estelle's! Happy Birthday, sinner! I do hope it's wickedly fantastic!

Thirst, Part 1 download

First part! And it's another vampire story!
This is AU (alternate universe) of my AU! In this story, the New Orleans mutilator does not exist; instead, Alastor is the Crescent City Ghoul. This story has NOTHING to do with my main story or the other commissions. It's in its own little world!

I sometimes voice human Alastor without the Transatlantic accent. He only uses the accent during the broadcasts in this story.

The news I mentioned is all accurate for July 8, 1928. And "L...

Thirst Part 1 script

Art by: Ashley Nichols
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("Dipper Mouth Blues" by King Oliver's Creole Jazz Band ending)

(needle on record scratches, microphone button switches on, Alastor inhales)

Wasn't that a hum-dinger, folks? The was King Oliver's Creole Jazz Band, with their toe-tapping "Dipper Mouth Blues", which has been a long-standing favorite since 1923.

And now, here is "How Can I be Blue?" by the Savoy Bearcats. We will return with the news and w...

Birthday!

Barista's having a birthday today! It's amazing! it's spectacular! I raise my oversized mug to you, Barista on this happiest of days!

Editing!

How is it that I continually edit audios? It's because of you, darlings! You are the reason I make these delicious sagas concerning the Radio Demon! Currently, I am toiling away on part 1 of "Thirst"; I have "Summon" and  "Nevermore" queued for recording. WILL I GET ALL THIS DONE BY HALLOWEEN?
I pray! XD

Chapter 9 is ready to record in November. What perils will befall our fair Listener?! Are they running to find Alastor, or running for their life after hearing the broadcaste...

I return!

I am back from my journey into the darkest pits of Hell! And I see there are over 400 comments on the thread I left! They are no doubt compliments and praises about me! I will read them now!

While I'm away...

Since I will be offline, I'll leave this little thread for you all to post things.
You will NOT post about coups, the radio tower, blackening anything, or any other troublesome antics! Do you understand? Of course you do, because you're all obedient souls!

After chat!

This is the after chat thread! Talk about whatever you like!

Chat soon!

Patreon is being silly and making the text invisible to me as I type. Can you see this?

It shows on the finished post. How odd.

I failed!

I've been so proud about getting sleep lately, but today, I found myself passed out AGAIN at my desk! Who DARE among you has cursed my sleeping pattern?!

Birthdays, part 2: the sequel!

Good Morning and Good Afternoon, you Darling souls! It has come to my attention that today we have two birthdays! Our second birthday is for Hazy! Give Hazy some encouraging words!

Birthdays!

Good Morning and Good Afternoon, you Darling souls! It has come to my attention that today we have two birthdays! Our first birthday is for Elariya! Leave your birthday wishes here!

Offline!

I will be offline from this Saturday until Tuesday, so no chat on Saturday. I expect you all to behave!