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Ume-chan has entered the collection

Good Morning, darlings! I had to recapture a few ahem key moments for the NSFW, when suddenly I was struck with a new foley sound idea! I had recently purchased plums because I am an absolute fiend for those fruits. Because it's still hot here, they're softening very quickly, and I wondered if I could utilize them for a recording before they completely turn.

So! After re-recording all that I needed for "Sweet Nothings", I grabbed a plum (Momo-chan's twin, Ume-chan), took...

New Collection Folders!

Firstly, that image is an accurate representation. I fell asleep listening to the NSFW audio - how is that even possible? Am I that much of a degenerate?!

Secondly, I made new collection folders for locating videos easier! After all your scheming today regarding s'mores and hot peppers and blackening the radio tower, I feel I may be too generous in creating these collections, but what can I say, I'm either a masochist and/or too forgiving of you lovely souls.

Back to editing! I ...

The part!

I'm at the dewing part of the audio, darlings! Wish me luck!

This is the Punishment Corner!

It looks like any other thread, but trust me, this IS the dreaded corner for naughty souls.

Whenever I banish you, you will come to this thread. You will NOT scheme any plans of revenge, either. No discussion of coups will be tolerated here. I know I won't have to monitor this thread because you're all so obedient to my commands.

After five minutes, you may return to where you were prior.

I do hope you'll all behave and not have to find yourself here.

Updated birthday list

Because I'm such a generous Overlord, I have compiled this list categorizing our birthdays in chronological order. You're welcome!



Evanyxia January 1?
Mystery Mist January 1
Spiral January 9
Khaleesi January 12
Alasotr's Lil' doe January 13 
Sunnytized January 19
Mole January 20
Lluc January 21
Faye January 24
Galaad January 28
Myra January 31

Miranda February 1
Martokidoki February 3
Alastor Devorak February 9
Araminta...

Help!

I was on Pinterest looking for images for "Sweet Nothings", but it took me down the RadioStatic rabbit hole! What do I do?! I can't save these quick enough!

Outtakes

UPDATE: Well, I'm surprised that there's a verb for dew. Itsuka was so kind to point that out, and I graciously thanked her by throwing her into the corner for pointing out my mistake.

Art by @aonisai210

Stares in Bewildered Confusion

How is this audio 30 minutes long? It felt like it was only 10 minutes when I recorded it!

Uh oh!

I think I've got outtakes. These include me tripping up over words as usual, my pen running out of ink, and saying the same line different ways.

Editing!

Good golly gosh, what is that demon working on now, you wonder? Well, I'll have it posted by the end of the week!

It will be poetic and tender. After this commission, though, it returns to the usual depravity! And yes, Chapter 8 is written, but not recorded.

I must keep you all up to date. After all, you're so graciously paying this poor deer, and your money makes these videos come to life!

Getting back to writing

Now that the dreaded August is behind me, as well as yesterday's holiday, I can get back to joyous, cathartic writing! Was recording a bit today, too. Good to be back on the air!

Listen up!

Well, I am going to leave for a bit, but I will return later today. You souls had better behave yourselves!

Goodnight!

As fun as this night has been, I must get to sleep ASAP. Goodnight, my darlings! You all made me very proud.

For Vox

Since Vox doesn't take my word about the failure of reaching 666 comments, I will show you all the proof. I captured this image two minutes before my previous post. Behold the number of comments, if you will. Now, either Patreon is not updating correctly, or you souls did not obey my orders.

Name your punishments, please.

You fail!

I have returned. I see there were only 665 comments posted as of 6:49p Central.

My apologies for the delay. I was gone longer than anticipated.

Offline for a couple of days

You read that right, darlings, I will be offline starting today until about this Saturday evening. The Friday chatroom is canceled, and Saturday's will be moved to Sunday at 1:00P Central time (this time may change at a moment's notice).

Now... since I am posting this today, I expect there to be AT LEAST 666 comments on this thread by the time I return. I know you can do it; after all, you've all proven that single day threads can get over 400 comments!

September!

Well darlings, it seems August is coming to an end very rapidly! As you know, I will be able to resume cranking out the audios once September is here. I am so very pleased!

I see you all only were able to fill the comment thread with under 500 comments. Your severe punishment is a scolding, which I will do now. *ahem* I AM DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU COULD NOT BREAK THE COMMENT RECORD IN THAT LAST THREAD! DO YOU REALIZE HOW TAXING IT IS TO CARE FOR YOU ALL?! I WONDER...

This thread is empty!

Which is why, my darlings souls, I ask you to fill it with comments! Speak your mind! Do I treat you too poorly? Did something exciting happen? Perhaps it wasn't exciting? Upcoming plans? Questions? Post away!

I expect this to be brimming with posts by the time I return. Severe punishment will be in order if you fail.

And... go! 

Comments!

I have to leave now. Put your comments here about "Respite"!

Respite commission

Hello, darlings! And Happy Birthday, Faolan! This is another lovely commission requested by Faolan/Fukkyu Bisch as another installment in the Vixy saga, titled "Respite".

 In this story, we see Alastor and Vixy while they were alive (Alastor speaks without a radio filter and the Transatlantic accent). During the middle of the night in the wilds of Louisiana, Vixy (that's a pet name like "Dear" or "cher" to allow self-insert) hears a frantic pounding on her door. She opens ...

Hold on!

Patreon won't let me upload again.

"Respite" script

("Kitten on the Keys" song, fire crackling fx)

(ice cubes in glass, sipping fx)

(flipping book pages fx)

(banging on door fx)

(quick footsteps fx)

Alastor through door" H-hello? I-is anyone there? I need help!

(hiding glass liquor bottle fx)

(footsteps returning, opens door fx, bayou sounds)

Forgive my... intrusion at such a late hour, but I... I require urgent assistance.

Oh, this blood? I was attacked not too far from her...

Commission video

It will be on in a few moments, darlings. Stay tuned....

Oh darlings!

The commission video is ready! It will be uploaded for Faolan's birthday on Tuesday!

Possible spin-off idea?

So, as we all know, the main story will eventually have to end (which should be in about 6 episodes, there may be more). I saved the above image at the beginning of the year because I instantly fell in LOVE with the angle, perspective, and emotions expressed, but I never wrote any chapters dealing centering around the time Alastor was alive.

How about a spin-off centering around Alastor's time as the New Orleans mutilator? It would follow the same format I have now with Alastor and Lis...

What a chat!

I learned about all sorts of olive oils, saw cute kitties and beautiful art, and had a minor mental breakdown! In other words, everything went swimmingly!

There MAY not be a Friday chat next week, and Saturday's might have to be moved to Sunday. I will keep you all up to date on any developments.

And now, time to work some more on the commission. Later, darlings!

Chat today!

In about one hour.

Recipe for gumbo!

Cajun Chicken Gumbo

3/4 cup butter
1/2 cup flour
1 happy onion, chopped
1/2 cup celery-chan, chopped
1 bell pepper, chopped
Two chicken breasts, chopped into cubes
6 cups hot water
2 bay leaves
8 cloves of garlic, minced
1 Tbsp salt
2 Tbsp pepper
1/2 bunch of parsley, chopped
1 tsp filé

 In a heavy large pot over medium heat, whisk 1/2 cup of the butter and flour to make the roux. Do not let the roux burn. Whisk the roux until it's "nois...

Chat today in 45 minutes

Get ready, darlings! It's Friday!

September approaches!

Good Afternoon, darlings! The next week will be busy for the channel! I plan on uploading a commission by August 27 (can I do it? Of course I can! Who needs sleep anyway? XD). Soon after that, September starts, and it will prove to be glorious.

Today is a semi day off for me (I still have paperwork to do, but no calls), so I will throw myself into writing once I am finished. And I don't want any of you commenting that I work too much and deserve a break. *cough cough Cat* The writing ...