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How My Cherry Popped | The Horny Post | 6/8/24

It has come to my realization that these Horny Posts have become a sort of public diary. I can look back on what I wrote half a year ago and reflect and think. In that vain, a diary often contains one's first time in the bedroom. This is the story of how I lost my virginity.

I turned 18, a year older than the age of consent in Texas, and my grandmother thought it was time I had a smart phone ...

Femboy Fantasies: Sleeping Sounds

In this Femboy Fantasy, you listen to me sleep as I'm cuddled in your arms.

The Horny Podcast Episode 5: My Name, Weight Issues, and Blowjobs

In this month's Horny Podcast, I talk about my real name, issues with my weight, my view on BJs, and more!

[M4M] Fucking Your New Femboy Roommate | NSFW

You live alone in a 2 bedroom apartment when your manager sends a femboy to live with you. You've never even heard of a femboy before, so when he starts to nicen up to you don't know how to feel.

Lewd: 19:07

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Femboy Fantasies: Soft Moaning

Your femboy boyfriend moans softly while you fuck him gently.

[Bloopers ASMR] Yandere Takes Care Of You

A yandere femboy takes care of you while you're locked up.

This audio corrupted badly. The SFX were lost, the music was lost, and over a quarter of the audio itself. I salvaged some of it in order to present to y'all without being late. And most sadly, the lewd part was lost as well. Also, there are some bloopers in the form of repeated lines. I hope it is still enjoyable . I blame the boy you...

Single | The Horny Post | 5/25/24

For the last two years that has not been a single second of my life where I was single. Despite this, I had gone through three partners. In May 2022 I became apart of a polyamorous relationship with two of my friends. One of these friends broke off the polycule leaving me with 1 partner. Several months later I found a secondary partner (let's call her Lily) before I was broken up with by my last pa...

Femboy Fantasies: Fucking Your New Maid Boy

You got your new femboy boyfriend a maid outfit and now he is cute enough to breed properly for the first time.

[M4M] Cuddling With Your Prison Fuck Buddy | NSFW

A sequel to "Femboy Sent To Jail" https://www.patreon.com/posts/m4m-femboy-sent-91359682

Lewd: 14:20

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Readmittance | The Horny Post | 5/18/24

The following is my readmittance essay for Texas A&M. I am trying to be let back into the school. What do you think?

Texas A&M Readmission Essay

A record exists that cannot be missed dated four twenty-five twenty-dot-three. That April 25th last year demonstrated a blotchy black smear on my life like headlights heading toward a deer. A series of events lay like damp tents behold t...

Femboy Fantasies: My Femboy Fantasies

In today's FF, I talk about my kinks

[M4M] Adam & Steve | NSFW

After God creates the universe through the Big Bang, Adam & Steve live together in the Garden of Eden.

Lewd: 19:45

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Normality | The Horny Post | 5/11/24

I am a normal person. I know this to be true. Even by those that like me, I am seen as not normal. I write today to prove that I am.

Before we can understand why I am normal we must discuss why one may think I am not. I am a sexual minority, a sexual deviant, a pornstar to some degree, make a living off of moaning into a mic, meow constantly, want to be a housewife as a boy, and have been sta...

Femboy Fantasies: Sweet Affirmations

In this audio short, your femboy wife tells you how sweet you are 💖

[M4M] Kidnapping A Femboy Prince | NSFW

You are a King. As king, you order your guards to kidnap the prince of an ally kingdom. You offer an ultimatum. He marries you, or you destroy his kingdom.

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Anime & Hentai [Rant] | The Horny Post | 5/4/24

Okay, this is the big one. I hate myself for liking anime and watching hentai with a fiery passion. Please don't hate me for this one 🥺

Like many an American kid, I got into anime from 4Kids' dubs of famous anime like Dragon Ball Z Kai. I only ever saw up to the the start of the Android arc, but my brother and I enjoyed it greatly. I remember a time when were very young and were rushing to...

The Horny Podcast Episode 4: Loving Men, Vibrators , & Sleepie Eepies 🔞

In episode 4, we talk about my fixation on men, a fan sent sex toys, my mental state, and more. And newly added, an unscripted section where I talk directly to you.

Femboy Fantasies: Forcing Your Boi To Crossdress

You just have to fuck your femboy in a dress

[M4M] Fucking A Puppy Boy | NSFW

When your puppy boy is delivered, you take him in your care. You feed him, bathe him, take him to the park, and when he gets in heat you satiate his need.

Lewd: 24:00

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What do you feel about music in audios?

For this Saturday's writing piece, we have a poll! Tomorrow's audio incorporates timed music into the storyline. How do you feel about situational music being used in audios?

Femboy Fantasies: Femboy Degrades You | WARNING

WARNING: The following audio is super explicit more so than usual! Only listen if you are comfortable with being called nasty things like faggot, bitch, etc.

[M4M] Fucking A Femboy Clown | NSFW

A femboy clown who's been stalking you for years insists that you go on a date. Little do you know what awaits...

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Spooky Sex | The Horny Post | 4/20/24

What makes sex spooky? STIs of course! While getting boypreggers can be kinda spooky too, I wouldn't mind if I got knocked up. What I am really scared of is getting infected with something nasty.

Recently, I had a series of STI tests. I was so sure that my results were going to come in positive for at least one infection. To my surprise, I am completely clean! I have had much unprotecte...

Femboy Fantasies: Hungry For Cock!

Your femboy is sooo hungry that he might just eat your cock.

[M4M] With Voyeuristic Intentions | NSFW

Your plan to fuck your wife in front of all your friends go wrong when they find out he's a boy.

Lewd: 25:00

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Gay & Straight Orgasms | The Horny Post | 4/13/24

Last week, we mentioned the existence of two different types of orgasms. A gay orgasm and a straight orgasm. Now, let us expand.

My attraction to men and women is different from each other. I have two conflicting desires. On one hand, I am a subby bottom boy who wants to be ravished by a man who doesn't care how much I cry. On the other, I have typical heterosexual male desires and I hate this part o...

Femboy Fantasies: Getting Your Boy Preggers

There comes a time when you must get your boywife preggers. Now is that time.

[MF4M] Fucking Both Your Friends | NSFW | Bisexual

Pubic Commission By Dr. Green

At the end of your first year in college, you invite your femboy & goth girl friends over to your dorm where they confess their feelings for you.

Lewd: 30:00

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Chasity + Thruster | The Horny Post | 4/6/2024

Can you believe The Horny Post has now been going for half a year? Time really flies by.

I finally did it. Ever since Patron del número uno KelterMelter sent me the vibrating thruster I have been wanting to try using it in combination with my chasity cage. And oh boy..It was much more than I expected.

Going into into this act, I was kind of terrified. When trying to do it a week ago I accide...

Femboy Fantasies: Pure Femboy Moans

5 minutes of nothing but femboy moaning into your ear.