Boiwifey

I Got My First Death Threats As A Content Creator! I've Made It!

Femboy Fantasies: Run!

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Look, I’m not gay. I love women! Wom...

[M4M] Femboy For Auction! | NSFW

You go to an auction to adopt one of the femboys for sale. You pick the first one and take him home. 

Straight To Fucking: 22:20

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KelterMelter

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Aaron Lock

Dragon Prince

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DJKillah

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Jeff

RazuKaze

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Frosting the birthday clown

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Upcoming Audio: Femboy Auctioned Off

We back with reguler full audios boiys, gurls, and non-binary squirrels 

[MF4M] Fucking Your Adopted Dog Boy and Cat Girl | NSFW

You adopt a dog boy and cat girl who are a bit feisty. After year, they break an important object in your home that you provided for them. They must be punished. 

Straight Top Fucking: 18:20

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KelterMelter

JD

Starlight

Gabriel Erbes

Aaron Lock

Dragon Prince

GTHANOVER

Shadow76

Imperialsage

Dr. Green

IceSamurai

DJKillah

Phoenix Johnson

Jeff

RazuKaze

Tyson...

Announcing, The Latest Full-Length Audio, ADOPTING A DOG BOY AND CAT GIRL

Coming out later today

A 3 character story with the voice of the dog boy and the cat girl!

Femboy Fantasies: Angry Femboy! 😡

Femboy Fantasies: Don't Leave Your Cat Boy Alone!

Do you read The Horny Post?

The Horny Post is my blog hosted here on Patreon that comes out roughly once a week. It discusses my sex life, my normal life, my fantasies, and everything personal. 

Femboy Fantasies: The Big Sleepy

Look at me! I'm making daily audios again! Wee-he!

Verbal | The Horny Post | 1/24/24

I really love dirty talk. That is if love is a necessity... and it is. I need verbal affirmation during sex in order to enjoy it. Which by definition makes it a fetish. A fetish is a kink that one needs 100% of the time to enjoy sex and verbal is mine. But what do I mean by "verbal?"

Ironically, I am very bad about communicating my sexual needs to my past partners. And often end up not enjoying sex because of it. I need to be talked to during sex. Sexy, dirty, affirming words by a deep ...

Femboy Fantasies: Quickie

Femboy Fantasies: Post-Orgasmic Bliss

Femboy Fantasies 1

Hello! And welcome to a new supplemental series: Femboy Fantasies. A series of short audios that will be coming out 5 times a week! A series of penta-weekly audios shorts of the ramblings I tell myself when I'm in my bed. The original inspiration for Boiwifey ASMR was the things I would say to myself in the dead of night, and now the original premise has come to life!

 As most of you may know, it has been becoming increasingly hard to produce full audio stories as of late due to de...

Attempted Home Invasion | A Post | 1/21/2024

Earlier tonight, a man tried to enter my apartment several times even after being told to go away. He was an ex of someone who lives with me who we have not seen in 5 years. I am a bit spooked. 

Trying to be the man, I surveyed the exterior beyond my apartment in between his attempts. Somehow, he recognized me and asked if I was related to the person who lives with me. I never met him before and wondered how he could have recognized me. I was reminded that he used to stalk my famil...

The Relief Of Pounding | The Horny Post | 1/19/23

Sex is for pleasure and love when it comes to same sex relations. Most of the time, a man having sex with a man does not serve our reproductive function. And yes, it can be quite thrilling when one finds themselves having sexual intercourse, but recently I have come to realize a new-to-me aspect to sex that is quite beneficial. 

When I fuck myself with one of my toys, it hurts. Getting bred like a subservient boi comes with pain no matter how much lube I use. I like a little bit of...

Your Boi Tells You What's Up | ASMR Rambling

In this unscripted audio, I tell you where I've been.

Announcement: 24 Hours

Hey, everyone. I have not been well the last 2 weeks or so. It is apart of my depression cycles I've been going through for the last 10 months. For those who left during this content drought I cannot blame you at all. I deserve that.
I have not been actively working for a while. In 24 hours I am going to get back to it. Audio commissions, voice messages, and audios in general will be going back into production in 24 hours. Am I better after not working? No. However, I need to work.
2024-01-18 14:51:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Down In The Dumps

Unwashed and playing Pokemon I am. I don't feel so good and want to just let myself feel. The last 2 years have been rough and some days I don't have anything in me. And rn I am privileged enough to be able to sit back and not work 8/5. (Like 24/7 but realistic hours) The next audio is in the works, but is taking much longer than usual. I am sorry about that my Patrons.

Would you prefer longer audios that come out weekly or shorter ones that come out multiple times a week?

Since I started in September, my audio quality has increased dramatically. Due to this, I keep underestimating how long it takes to produce an entire half an hour or more audio. Frankly, I need a team a this point. Not that I can afford to hire one. Due to this, I have been wondering if you all would prefer 10 minute audios that come out multiple times a week or the longer ones once a week. 

The Boiwifey Valentine's Special | Coming February 12th

Something's amiss this Valentine's Day...

[M4M] Femboy Confesses His Feelings | SFW

At a bar watching a sports game, you and your femboy friend are spending time together. He needs somewhere to stay tonight because his roommate is bonking someone. You let him stay at your place where he gets worked up and tells you the truth.

Upcoming Audio: Your Femboy Best Friend Confesses To You

Blow Jobs Suck | The Horny Post | 1/7/2024

There. I said it. I hate having my penis sucked, blown, teased, or sat on. I hate being the receiver of a blow job. "Don't suck my penis, please!" Is something I should have said to many men and women in the past. There seems to be some pre-written unspoken rule that if you have a penis it will at some point have a mouth on it during sex. Like I as a boy am being graced with something so amazing that it does not cross the mind of the sucker that I would not like it. Well, I will tell you one ...

Should I be put back in chasity?

Tonight you get decide to put me back in chasity. This vote will have a real life affect as I will not be able to get erections or cum traditionally. You are given the control. You get to decide if you want to put me in chasity and for how long. Will you be merciful or decide to keep me locked up?

Post will be open for 3 days. After that, my fate is sealed.

Update: The Vote is over! This means... I... um... will have to be locked up for a whole week... nya

Announcement: New Patreon Perk For Tier 3+

Good evening, my Lovely Patrons

Today we released a new perk for Tier 3 and Above. These are exclusive YouTube SFW YouTube videos and shorts for Patron's eyes only. They are released under the Unlisted Format and thus will be shared by link. They will include cute little videos like the one released tonight with me meowing t the camera in cat ears. I like to periodically release new perks for Patron's eyes every now and then without increasing the price. The price of the tiers will nev...

[M4M] Handfeeding Your Femboy Girl Hormones | NSFW

Taking your femboy by surprise, you get him a prescription for estrogen to make him even cuter, prettier, and dumber. He is reluctant at first, but turns around quickly when the time comes. 

Note: This is the 75th audio! That's 3 quarters of a 100!

Patrons:

KelterMelter

JD

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Starlight

Gabriel Erbes

Aaron Lock

Dragon Prince

GTHANOVER

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DJKillah

Phoe...

Upcoming Audio | You Get Your Femboy On Girl Hormones

We have about 12 more audios coming out this month.

[M4M] You Finally Get Your Boywife Pregnant

You come home to your boywife to tell him that you signed him up for a new experimental procedure that can allow boys to be impregnated by men.

Patrons:

KelterMelter

JD

Justagamerguy98

Starlight

Gabriel Erbes

Aaron Lock

Dragon Prince

GTHANOVER

Shadow 76 

gabe

Imperialsage

IceSamurai

DJKillah

Phoenix Johnson

Jeff

RazuKaze

Tyson lachmann

Frosting the Birthday Clown

JoJoke...