Vampisaurus

Cryo-sleep interrupted...

Cryo-Sleep Aborted. Something tripped the system. Something activated the failsafes.
And now Vamps has to crawl out of her comfy pod and figure out what kind of cosmic nonsense is going on.

Vamps was this close to slipping into cryo-sleep when the alarms went off. Now she’s standing in the middle of the freezing ship, barely awake, yawning, and wearing nothing but her sleek, barely-there cryo-underwear—designed more for thermal efficiency than modesty.

The lights are flashing, and the ship is pitching a fit.

No onboard AI to pinpoint the issue. No automatic diagnostics. Just Vamps… sleepy, half-naked, and squinting at blinking panels, trying to figure out what the hell just went wrong.
"Automatic pilot, they said. Smooth ride, they said..."

Looks like nap time’s over... Time to play everyone's favorite game: “What Broke This Time?”
Vamps sighs, stretches, and starts her systems check—hoping whatever triggered the shutdown isn’t serious. Or at least not serious enough to require pants.

Selfie time

More Vamps adventures incoming 🛸🖤

New Commander Boosts Morale - bonus set for Xeno Warriors

Personal Log – Chief Engineer T’Vey
Stardate 7439.5

I have encountered a peculiar situation aboard the U.S.S. Valiant. It concerns uniform protocol. Or, rather, a highly illogical deviation from it.

My new engineering staff—primarily human, with a few Andorians—have submitted a formal request for a “uniform optimization initiative,” claiming it has already shown "dramatic improvements in morale, efficiency, and team cohesion."

Their proposal? That I, as the new Chief Engineer, begin wearing a experimental new uniform.
At first, I assumed there had been an error in the replicator’s programming. However, when I brought this to their attention, they explained—enthusiastically—that this design was intentional.

It is transparent.

Naturally, I inquired about the rationale. The explanation was... dubious at best.

“You see, Commander, when you're in the room—like that—the team is more focused. More energized. It’s about psychology... Human amygdala... Emotional uplift, endorphins, team spirit... the works!”

I was told that the sight of the chief in this new uniform acts as a motivational stimulant. That it triggers a cascade of neurochemical responses which, according to them, result into 23.7% faster maintenance work times.

Curious. And yet... I remain skeptical.

“Yes, I understand that you’ve all stated these new uniforms greatly improve morale and enthusiasm among the crew. But, please—explain to me again...
why am I the only one required to wear it?”

They responded with several data charts, a few exaggerated smiles, and a rather suspicious "welcome cake" that said “To Our Inspiring Commander”.

I am not unfamiliar with the concept of aesthetic appeal influencing behavior, especially among humans. But I fail to see how exposing 87% of my dermal surface is necessary for plasma conduit recalibration.
Nevertheless, today I accepted the premise—provisionally. Logic dictates that if an experiment yields measurable results, it should be tested.

Productivity is up. And there have been no system failures since I began wearing the new uniform. Even the environmental controls seem to run smoother. I hypothesize that someone is secretly optimizing systems just to keep me in this state of... “morale enhancement.”

I will continue monitoring the situation.
Purely for scientific observation, of course.

Revisiting Carbon Creek ideas

A subscriber recently suggested that since I had already done a T'Pol set, I could also do a T'Mir set inspired by the scene from the Carbon Creek episode, where T'Pol's relative changes behind some drying sheets, revealing her nude, beautiful silhouette (and first she puts on her dress backwards). This scene:

Last year, I actually did a T'Mir cosplay and photoset. While they were all outdoor shots (here is the complete photoshoot) and not a pin-up themed set for Patreon, as you can see I did try to quickly film a few videos inspired by the drying-sheet scene.

I’d love to recreate this scene more faithfully, but it would have to be an outdoor set, and I’m always a bit hesitant about filming nude scenes outside. But maybe if I take a weekend getaway or a summer trip out of the city, I’ll revisit this idea and do it justice :)

Pin-Up of the Week

Today in the Pin-Up of the week instead of a single photo I want to share a small whole sequence, since it's been a long time since I uploaded anything with cyberpunk aesthetics!

MY LAST MONTHS FAVORITE PHOTOS: PIN-UP & LINGERIE HD COMPILATION

Following up from the last post — here comes a spicy little compilation of boudoir, pin-up, lingerie, and all those cheeky themes!
Have you seen all of these shoots? I’m probably missing a few or maybe snuck in something older than 10 months by accident, but these are definitely some of my faves, and I tried to stick to recent-ish photographic projects!

✨ Shameless promo time! ✨
Remember — if there’s a full set you’ve been eyeing but haven’t grabbed yet, as a subscriber (Facehugger tier or above), you get a special deal:
Any full set (pin-up or artistic nude) for just €40, or two for €60 if you get them together!
Shoot me a DM and I’ll send over whatever sets you want, ASAP.

End of shameless promo. For now. 😘

MY LAST MONTHS FAVORITE PHOTOS: REGULAR COSPLAY HD COMPILATION

This week someone asked if they could buy a photo and have me send it to use as their phone wallpaper…
I do sell prints from time to time (both online and at cons), but I’m not really used to selling individual digital files, So I just sent it to them in high quality by email...

But it has left me wondering if there are more people who like to keep some photos in good quality....So I thought I’d put together here for my patrons a little compilation with a bunch (I’m probably forgetting tons) of my favorite shots from different projects over the past 2024-2025.
Had you seen all of these sessions from the last few months?

Blade Runner BTS

Test GIF, slowly stripping away all the post-production and edits — just me, filming myself in purple lights against black fabric 💜

Los Angeles 2019 sky views

Having trouble relaxing or falling asleep? Stay tuned to your favorite Vampi-chanel!
I’m working on a long moody video with rain sounds, holo-girlfriend whispers and full-on cyberpunk ASMR vibes. It’s sensual, slow, and just what you need to unwind... dropping very soon! 🔥

TO MY FREE SUBSCRIBERS (please read to the end):

I’m not sure what happened, but over the last couple of months, there’s been a HUGE wave of new free members here on Patreon… While I’m truly grateful for your interest, I want to be honest here, my free tier doesn’t offer much beyond what I already post on my public social media. Patreon is, after all, a platform designed to support artistic projects you love in exchange of exclusive content or rewards. So, if you genuinely enjoy my content and want to help bring more of it to life (or don't miss a bit of what I'm already creating), please take a look at the different tiers I offer! There’s something for every budget, and each tier comes with unique content depending on what you’d like to see.

From a symbolic support tier (which still gives you HD photos, previews, and early access to posts), to a regular cosplay tier (with full photoshoots and behind-the-scenes content), two space pin-up & boudoir options (one very budget-friendly for single pinup shots from my private portfolio, and one more complete with full pinup/boudoir/lingerie sets), a sci-fi erotica tier (with +18 exclusive content shared via private links each month), and even a custom commission tier, where you can sponsor your own photoshoot concept (just message me first so I can confirm your project it’s feasible!).

Every bit of support makes a difference. Right now, I don’t earn a salary through Patreon—everything I make here goes straight back into creating sci-fi content.

That means not only do the subscription come with LOTS of content, but I also try to make sure it’s unique, and high quality (from more elaborate sets, crazy makeups, renting locations, professional shoots, monthly different concepts, to interactive photo stories, quizz, videos and even future artbooks for high tier patrons.)
Plus, patrons get to vote on polls, participate on my silly games and help shape future projects... Also, even if you subscribe to my most economical supporting tier, you’ll still be able to purchase any of my sets from the past few years with a special subscriber discount (just for patrons), a perfect option in case you’d like to support my work from a more affordable tier and just get acces to some specific exclusive sets for higher tiers.

Thanks so much for reading! Here’s the list of tiers—please take a moment to check them out and consider supporting this science fiction photography project 🚀💜
https://www.patreon.com/c/vampisaurus/membership

And if you have any doubt, do not hesitate to write me through any of my socials with the message: I have a question about your Patreon

Blade Runner week, new JOI videos

Since Patreon still doesn’t allow creators with 18+ content to host videos directly on their platform, I’m trying out a new method—linking the videos from my Dropbox directly into the Patreon gallery. That way, I don’t have to convert every clip into a GIF, and I can keep the music too!
Let me know if you’re able to view the video without any issues and if the image quality still looks good!

If it still does not play directly on the gallery, here is the link to the video:
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/pkdkqeov5463dylu1xghn/V-deo-sin-t-tulo-Hecho-con-Clipchamp-89.mp4?rlkey=n1zufq7lyqg2g5qhndgspgcr5&dl=0

Waiting for Deckard Vol.2

Waiting for Deckard, but make it noir...
For this Blade Runner-inspired shoot, I wanted to capture a very future-noir, moody vibe, so I talked with my usual photographer (Monsters Inside) and we did A LOT of different lighting tests. We scheduled one entire day without cosplay, just for testing different lighting setups and to take some simple shots for comparison... In the end we narrowed down the different options and created 5 different light combinations, named each one and went on to do more smoke testing. And for the final photos and shooting day we finally used 3 of those light combinations from the test day.
I even considered doing this session in black and white, but many nuances were lost. Maybe I will shoot in black and white on the indoor set :3

So the goal wasn’t so much to copy every detail-color by rewatching Blade Runner, but rather to channel my own vision of the film’s atmosphere, what comes to mind when I close my eyes and think of it: neon reflections, smoke-filled air (we actually used two different smoke machines), and that slow-burning tension that lingers in every frame...
I only wish I had the resources and budget to flood my entire studio and build a full-on rain system for a set like this, lol!

In this new bunch of photos you can see from less to more smoke on the set... How do you like it more?
Hope you enjoy this cinematic set; more to come soon, and thank you so much for supporting these little sci-fi cosplay dreams of mine 💛

Waiting for Deckard at the White Dragon - Noodle bar new set

Alright, I got a little delayed with the Rachael photos because I ended up turning this shoot into a two-part story! I really wanted to start at the noodle bar and then move into the interior room scene. So, I teamed up with my photographer to create a quick studio set inspired by the White Dragon noodle bar.

We used my neon signs, a bar counter, stools, some second-hand sushi bar flags, and lots of small lights to mimic the scattered glow of city lights instead of using a couple big studio lights. And with the smoke machine on top of it all, the whole set really came to life!

…And now, it’s finally time, the Blade Runner photo series begins!

Vamps the Space Ranger - Ep.1

After investigating the signal of unknown technology on an uncharted planet and retrieving an unclassified artifact aboard her ship, Vamps prepares to enter cryo-sleep, setting course for her next destination, where the true value of the artifact can be assessed.

But just as the stasis systems begin to slow her heart rate, alarms blare through the ship’s chamberts. Something has triggered the emergency protocols, cutting short her descent into cryo-sleep.

A presence? A malfunction? Space pirates? Or something far worse...

TO BE CONTINUED...

Vamps new adventure

A new misadventure of Vamps the Space Ranger is about to begin! This time, the threat will come from inside her own starship...

Ursa WIP

One of the cosplays I'm currently working on is Ursa from Superman II. Here are some behind the scenes shots of the cosplay in progress. I still need to refine and add the cuffs and vinyl details, and swap the boots for black ones.

The villains in Superman II have such an iconic look, I love it! 🖤

Pin-Up of the week

It's Wednesday, and you know what that means... Get ready for this week's Pin-Up of the Week!

This time, I'm diving into the dark world of Gantz, tight suits, high stakes and even higher tension. The hardest part of this shoot was definitely finding and buying an inflatable ball THAT HUGE to recreate Gantz himself 😂

Emperor’s Hand

Planning a Patreon set for Mara Jade…

First Contact

Happy First Contact Day, lovers of the final frontier...
On April 5, 2063, humanity met the Vulcans for the very first time, logical, poised, and oh-so-intriguing. Let’s just say... first contact was deeply stimulating 🖖

Pin-Up of the week

These pics were a commission for the synthwave group Emmet Brown Music. He wanted a cover and little clips to promote his last album called Weird Science (Back to Midnight was the title of one of the songs), with Lisa from the movie Weird Science rocking the band logo on a cropped sweatshirt, and basically recreating the iconic doorway scene, but with a room packed full of 80s pop culture references.

This was a few years ago; those years (2020, 2021 and 20222) I did several cosplay gigs for little music bands and some other interesting projects.… Kinda sucks, but I just can imagine I don’t get commissions like this as often anymore (book covers, fanzines, indie music promos, etc... ) ‘cause it’s way easier/cheap now to just let AI mash up references.

Here part of the promo I did for Emmet Brown: https://www.instagram.com/p/CQQ5rmglepT/

Here the full synthwave album: https://open.spotify.com/intl-es/album/5dTOsCTO2P0Mg4mkUTc6JB

The helmet stays on

Welcome to the kink-side of the Force. 

Barb Wire complete set is up

Hey my Xeno Warriors! You’ve got the link to the full Barb Wire set in your DMs! Ended up being 170 pics! 🔥 Between this set and the T’Pol one I sent mid-month, damn, what a way to wrap up March! Which one was your favorite? 👀

Continuing my weekend special: Barb Wire

As promised, here come some slow-mo hair flips! Enjoy this GIF that almost sent me straight to the chiropractor for a neck massage! At least I tried... with music it's more epic, I swear Lol

Back to my Barb Wire special; If you know me (my cosplay content), you know I love digging into the weird, wonderful world of intentionally forgotten sci-fi movies and comics. And Barb Wire is a goldmine of 90s madness! From the comic book origins to Pamela Anderson’s iconic image/performance, there’s so much to unpack. So, let’s get into it, here are 12 fun facts about Barb Wire (the movie AND the comics)!

💥 1. Casablanca, but make it 90s and edgy.
Yes, the Barb Wire movie is literally a gender-swapped, dystopian retelling of Casablanca. Think about it: a nightclub owner (Barb) reluctantly helps an ex-lover escape an authoritarian regime. There’s even a “We’ll always have Paris” moment, except it’s about Seattle.

💥 2. Pamela Anderson did (some of) her own stunts!
Despite the movie being packed with action, Pamela actually did a good number of her own stunts, including fight scenes and riding that beautiful motorcycle.

💥 3. Those corsets were BRUTAL.
Pamela had to be SEWN into her ultra-tight leather corsets for certain scenes because they were that tight. If you think my cosplay maybe a bit uncomfortable, just imagine that!

💥 4. The comic was WAY grittier.
The Barb Wire comic by Dark Horse (first published in 1994) had a much grungier, punk feel. Barb was a bounty hunter and bail bonds collector in a dystopian future, not just a nightclub owner. Less Casablanca, more Mad Max with sass.

💥 5. There was a failed Barb Wire TV pilot.
Dark Horse tried to launch a Barb Wire TV show in the 90s. A pilot was made, but it never aired. Maybe it was too ahead of its time… or maybe it was just bad. We may never know.

💥 6. The opening scene was censored… a lot.
Pamela Anderson’s steamy stripper in the rain opening was originally even more revealing, but the studio had to edit it down to avoid an NC-17 rating. If you think the final cut is wild for a movie intro, imagine what got left out (it comes as a bonus clip in the Bluray).

💥 7. The movie bombed HARD.
With a budget of $9 million, Barb Wire only made $3.7 million at the box office. Oof. That’s legendary-level flopping. But hey, it lives on as a cult favorite!

💥 8. Barb Wire ran for president of the U.S.
In the Barb Wire: Ace of Spades comic, Barb actually ran for President of the United States.

💥 9. Pamela Anderson won a Razzie for Barb Wire.
She took home the Worst New Star award at the 1997 Golden Raspberry Awards. Honestly? I think she deserved a Best Slow-Mo Walking in Leather award instead.

💥 10. That Don’t call me babe line? It’s iconic.
The movie’s tagline and Barb’s signature line, “Don’t call me babe”, became a pop culture joke. Even Deadpool made fun of it years later. But you know what? It still slaps.

💥 11. Pamela Anderson beat out a LOT of big names for the role.
Before Pamela was cast, other actresses considered for Barb included Drew Barrymore, Sandra Bullock, and Denise Richards. Can you imagine 90s Drew Barrymore as Barb Wire? No? Me neither.

💥 12. The original comic was part of a whole grunge superhero universe.
Dark Horse Comics created Barb Wire as part of their “Comics’ Greatest World” series in the 90s, which was full of edgy, indie-style heroes. She was basically their answer to Marvel’s Punisher, but with more attitude and way better leather fashion sense.

Ok, should we just accept Barb Wire and other 90s films like Tank Girl as a misunderstood masterpieces?😆

Barbs Vol.1

Let's start the Barb Wire’s private dance at the Hammerhead nightclub! 🔥

There are so many photos from this set, so I’m just posting a few here. I’m also putting together a full Volume 1 folder—which, by the way, has 107 high-res pics!! 😱
The Barb Wire Vol.1 will be up and available in a few minutes to all subscribers from the Facehugger tier and up (via link in your private messages), so check your PMs to catch this folder!

From here on, Volume 2 of this set will be exclusive to Xeno Warrior subscribers and up tiers!

Stay awesome, stay nerdy, and have an epic weekend! 🖤

4 Barb Wire Comic-Style Pin-Ups!

 4 pin-ups edited to look like comic book covers + their original photos—Which one’s your fave? 

Epic edits and background changes made by Monsters Inside 

Don't call me babe!

Here we go! First batch of Barb Wire photos—some casual posing and action shots before the water set! 💥

Doing my makeup to look like 90s Pamela Anderson and then slipping into this outfit made me feel like the punk BDSM Barbie that I should have had as a teen🖤

And let me tell you, you will never hear me complain about my boobs, BUT… I don't know, mine are all-natural, and gravity does its thing. Trying to keep them so lifted that high for so long with this two pieces corset working overtime (there is also an underbust), shaping them as round as possible to just achieve a tiny percentage of Pamela’s zero-gravity cleavage power—that was honestly the hardest part of this cosplay! 😂

What do you think? Did I pull off the look?
Ooh, and have you noticed? I saved a little surprise for last: the Desert Eagle! That’s the gun she always carries in the comics and the movie. First time using it in a shoot and it feels so badass! 😊

Working with water, behind the scenes

I hope you're not one of those who don't like to look behind the curtain in the theater, because I'm going to break the glamour.

I just got the first full look at my Barb Wire photoshoot, and wow… this is gonna be a brutal selection process! 😆

There are so many gorgeous water shots, but also way too many where I look like a mess—giant flared nostrils, puffed-up cheeks holding my breath, eyes doing the absolute most (one open, one shut, total face chaos). Basically, stuff like this:
Working Pin-up shoots with water can create stunning, cinematic images, beautiful reflections, intimate vibes, but it can also mercilessly ruin any "blue steel” Zoolander moment you were aiming for💀

I’ve been modeling for years, but I don’t consider myself a professional model. I don’t work with agencies or within the industry. I just have decided to become the face of my own creative projects.... But out there some rare, otherworldly humans (a small percentage of models, actors, and random people who can live off their image) really do look flawless everytime, from every angle... The rest of mortals? We just learn our faces—our best angles, the perfect smirk, the badass stare, the “neutral-but-not-actually-neutral” expression (very different from an actual resting face!). That’s why so many stunning models look even more stunning in photos—it’s literally a business about studying poses, angles, and how the light hits just right.

Cosplay takes that even further—you tweak your features with makeup, prosthetics, even eyebrow shaping to match the character. And let me teel you it’s not about “fake,” it’s just perfectionism, the magic of crafting an artistic image being your own canvas. That’s why I always say: what you see in my photos isn’t 100% my real-life self. My photos represent 100% my craft and work, but Vampisaurus does not look always the same as Sofia. I don't look in pajamas (or hunched over my workbench sewing for hours) the way I look posing for a pinup shooting... I don’t know how to be sexy unless I’m in costume or performing burlesque on stage—that’s just how it is and I embrace it.

And water? Water doesn’t care about your modeling tricks. It takes all that hard-earned posing knowledge and throws it out the window. There’s no glamorous way to spit out water when all of a sudden it’s flooding your nose. No flattering way to squint unevenly because one eye got hit harder than the other. Suddenly, you’re making faces like you’re mid-sneeze under the flash, or your nostrils are expanding dramatically to prepare for a gasp. And let me tell you, I see those pics and they will not make the final cut, but honestly? I love them, they’re hilarious and so real😆

Is there a conclusion to all this? I don't know...
Sometimes a wet wig doesn't bring glamour, it just looks like a raccoon corpse on your face, but you stil have to make it work.

WIP and some news

I'm still working on the Rachael set to shoot probably next week! Since I wasn’t too convinced by the plain, empty wall (a retro wallpaper, but nothing more), I commissioned 4 replica tiles to do a little tribute to the iconic Ennis House in L.A., where Deckard’s apartment scenes were filmed.

On another note, I’ve already done the Barb Wire shoot! That set will be this month’s final release -probably dropping last day of the month-, and then we’ll move into Blade Runner and new cool projects!

And let me tell you—I’ve got a LOT of cool stuff in the works! 🔥 Right now, I’m cooking up new Vamps sets, a brand-new (and super long) story featuring my OC in different settings, Ursa’s cosplay from Superman II, a fresh Star Trek photoshoot, new Slave Leia collabs, a new Alien franchise cosplay, and a set inspired by Rocky Horror Picture Show… and that’s just the start! 😏

Oh, and did I mention even more surprises? Stay tuned! 😉

Do you remember the intro?

To create my Barb Wire shoot -and the final photos for Xeno Warrior subscribers-, I’m taking inspiration from the movie’s badass intro.

For those of you who haven’t seen it, I’m dropping a link to the intro of the movie at the end of this post… but let me sum it up for you: it’s basically a Flashdance-style performance, but edgier, like a cyberpunk-cabaret, with a black background, water everywhere... very 90s.

Now, in the movie, Pamela Anderson wears just a simple black dress for this first scene, but I think I’m going to do it full comic book Barb look, with her most iconic outfit, corset and fishnet stockings (mostly because it took me many hours to create this cosplay); so after the action photos for my regular cosplay tier I will recreate in my own way (without swings and in a much smaller studio) the final striptease with water; of course I'm gonna try to make it very sexy, but I'm not going to lie, I'm afraid a part of my brain will be focused on just not slipping so wish me luck!

Here’s the original scene and movie intro if you wanna check it out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBt8lVgdoOA&ab_channel=optikoptik

First Look: Barb Wire Cosplay Test!

Alright guys, this is it! My very first test of my finished Barb Wire cosplay, and let me tell you… I’m already feeling like a total badass (Is it the weapons, the corset or is it the fishnet stockings?).

This is just the beginning, a first no-make up try-on to see how everything comes together—outfit, wig, attitude, and, of course, the iconic don’t-call-me-babe energy. There’s still a bit work to do before the shoot: I need more volume on the hair, work on my Pamela Anderson look-alike makeup and also I have to draw a barbed wire tattoo on my left arm... and probably a few more slow-motion hair flips to practice, but I couldn’t wait to share this first glimpse pre final shoot (tomorrow) with you all!

Let me know what you think. Final shoot coming very soon, and trust me… the full shoot is gonna be 🔥🔥🔥!