Today's the day y'all! We've got the Anniversary Livestream starting at 3pm PST and when it wraps up we'll be heading back to the Patreon Discord for the karaoke after-party. Looking forward to all the big reveals and shenanigans! 😊🥰😊
Here's a little countdown clock to let you know how much time you have until we begin:
https://countingdownto.com/?c=5779519
Fast fast fast
1. I've sent out two new postcards! We're all caught up to September now!
2. Big 9-year anniversary livestream tomorrow on YouTube @ 3pm PST! Lots of big announcements and surprises, and some games and a karaoke after-party!
3. September Patreon Events are finally scheduled!
Whoo so faaaast~
See yall in there! https://discord.gg/UBtcFBX2
I've got a lot to record this week, and I can't promise we'll get to all of them, but here's the plan:
- He's New At This [Fantasy/Sci-fi] - Formerly a super villain, new hero Cardlin has to rescue the child of the richest family in the city.
- The Jar (Beginning) [Spicy] - Couple starts their journey into trying out new kinks [Married couple] [Trying something n...
Can you believe it's been 9 years already!? I certainly can't.
Swing by on Saturday 9/14 @ 3pm PST/6pm EST/11pm UK/6am PHIL for some BIG BIG announcements, fun times with the team, games, and giveaways!
Oh, and as an extra bonus: swing by the Patreon Discord (available to everyone on the Shiny Tier or above) for the Karaoke Afterparty~!
See yall then!
The mission's done, but you and I need to talk about that charged moment... oh, you know which one I'm talking about.
Written by Samwitchcrafty!
Edited by Rhianna! 🖋️
Recorded by CardlinAudio 🐻🎙️
Effects and mastering by: Kes https://twitter.com/Sound_by_Kes
Graphic design by Kri...
Was planning on saving this reveal for the 9 year anniversary livestream, but things happened and... well, here we are! ^_^* Reposts appreciated~
And since it's an emergency, 25% off from now until the anniversary livestream on 9.14.2024!
https://forms.gle/7GKStmWhNwt81WQ1A
2024-09-06 17:31:09 +0000 UTC View PostNew month, new Discord! Here's the link: https://discord.gg/STsRj5sr
Today, I'll be recording the following:
- Spy Seductions (Part 1) [Fantasy/Sci-Fi] - A new mission for a "married" spy couple
- Spy Seductions (Part 2) [Spicy] [Partners to more] [Breastplay] [Teasing] [Fingering] [Begging] [Riding] [Creampie] - A fake marriage heats up when the mission is over
2024-09-03 18:11:01 +0000 UTC View Post
You turned me away, sent me from your home... and now, Little Miss, you must make things right.
Written and recorded by CardlinAudio 🐻🎙️
Edited by Rhianna! 🖋️
Effects and mastering by: Kes https://twitter.com/Sound_by_Kes
Graphic design by Kristale_am!
Cardlin drawn by Swa...
Feeling much better, nearly fully recovered, and I'm back to record this upcoming week's scripts for you! Here's what we're doing this week
You And Me Against The World (Part 2) - [Fantasy/Sci-Fi] [Written by Nola!] One year later, the thief has a visitor
My Servant, My Savior (Part 22.5) - [Spicy] [Written by me!] How I've missed torturing you so... we will both have what we want, soon enough. [Butler] [BDSM] [MDom] [punishment] [ownership] [strip for me] [mirrors] [CMNF...
2024-08-27 18:57:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Join the livestream: https://youtube.com/live/ZEKPgvsTezA?feature=share
Ask a question for BATHSALTS: https://forms.gle/hA3LceLcEHJczsCf7
Join the Discord and say hello: https://discord.gg/jw2K4t7M
I may be sick but we're still doing our Patreon Livestream tonight, and that means B.A.T.H.S.A.L.T.S.: Bad Advice That Humans Shouldn't Actually Listen To, Seriously.
Have a question about how audios work? Wanna know my opinion on chocolate raisins? Have an annoying roomie you need advice on how to get rid of? Send me a story for BATHSALTS!
Submit your questions/stories/inevitable trolls here: http...
Eyy, everyone! I've got good news and bad news for yall today.
The bad news is my cold/flu/whatever this is has, unfortunately not gone away. I'm not in a state where I could properly record today's scripts. We'll be skipping today's live recording session. Sorry about that
The good news is two-fold!
When I do end up recording these scripts, I'll record the session and post the link here on Patreon, where you can watch it...
2024-08-20 18:22:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Let me pamper you, handsome, you deserve it...
Written, effects, and mastering by: Kes https://twitter.com/Sound_by_Kes
Edited by Rhianna! 🖋️
Recorded by CardlinAudio 🐻🎙️
Graphic design by Kristale_am!
Cardlin drawn by Rina Alif!
If you are at the Shiny tier ($10) or higher, y...
Everyone's invited to listen to the live recording of the next 3 upcoming audios!
Come on in~ https://discord.gg/92PjhRbe
This week, I'll be recording:
You and Me Against The World (Part 1) - [Fantasy/Sci-Fi] [Thief] (Art thief Cardlin finds a person in distress)
Oh, You Want to Thank Me - [M4M] [Oral] [Deep throating] [Anal] [Riding] [Nipple play] (Cardlin tries to take care of ...
2024-08-13 19:01:21 +0000 UTC View Post
We must not tarry, my angel... they hunt us, even now!
Written by Rhianna!
Recorded by CardlinAudio
Effects and mastering by: Kes https://twitter.com/Sound_by_Kes
Graphic design by Kristale_am!
Cardlin drawn by Jammin' Jelly!
Tags: [M4F] [Phantom of the Opera] [MDom] [Escape] [Loo...
Got a lot going on this month! I hope to see you there!
And for tonight specifically:
Got a question for later? Drop it right here: https://forms.gle/gUTMMdHCE4k66jHs8
New month, new Discord server! See yall in here: https://discord.gg/UkBNuxny
Recording this week:
The Last Wedding On Earth [Sci-Fi/Fantasy] - A wedding at the end of the world
What Sweet Music You Make [Spice] [M4F] [Phantom of the Opera] [MDom] [escape] [look in the mirror] [undressing you] [possessive] [ownership] [fingering] - When the chandelier falls, the Phantom must...
2024-08-06 18:41:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Another letter from me to you, promising to fulfill your fantasies... yes, even that one.
Written and edited by Rhianna! 🖋️
Recorded by CardlinAudio 🐻🎙️
Effects and mastering by: Kes https://twitter.com/Sound_by_Kes
Graphic design by Kristale_am!
Cardlin drawn by Kuumiho_Art 2024-08-03 21:00:05 +0000 UTC
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I've been working on getting caught up with stuff, and as I'm reaching out to artists for commissions, I always find myself grasping for ideas. So I figured, why not ask the people who might receive them?
What would you like to see on a postcard? What would make it really worth it for you? What would make you wanna hang it up somewhere you could always see it, or maybe keep it somewhere safe where you can fondly look back at it?
Any and all ideas are welcome! Comment them below,...
See yall in here: https://discord.gg/vJv2cxua
We've got some good stuff coming at you this week!
Hey Neighbor! (Part 3) - This summer's meet-cute comes to a saucy finale~
Your Next Dark Fantasy [M4F] You find another note detailing your next fantasy to be fulfilled [anonymous sex] [sex with another man] [bondage] [degredation] [toys] [gags] [oral] [begging] [masterbation
Take...
2024-07-30 18:55:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you alright? I came as soon as you rang. Don't worry, kitten... I'm here now. I've got you, little girl.
✨ 🐻✨🐻✨
Written and recorded by CardlinAudio 🐻🎙️
Edited by Rhianna! 🖋️
Effects and mastering by: Kes https://twitter.com/Sound_by_Kes
Graphic design by Kristale_am!
Cardlin drawn by PepperGinGin!
2024-07-28 21:00:05 +0000 UTC
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If this is to be our final night together, our true end... then I will make it SUCH an end...
Huge thanks to Mr. Bubba for yet another one of these spicy masterpieces! https://x.com/Mrbubba__
To listen to the accompanying audio, click here: 2024-07-27 00:31:31 +0000 UTC
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See yall in here: https://discord.gg/vJv2cxua
We've got some good stuff coming at you this week!
My Servant, My Saviour (Part 22) - We finally get to find out who was at the door... (Written by Rhianna!)
You Are You, You Are Mine [M4F] [Spicy] [DDlg] [MDom] [comfort] [massage] [oral] [praise] [pet names: little girl, kitten] (Written by me ^_^)
Take Ya Damn Meds! (Comfort...
2024-07-23 18:56:00 +0000 UTC View Post** This is all in regards to my Twitch channel and streaming there. CardlinAudio on both YouTube and Patreon are staying as is, promise. <3
What's going on?
My twitch name change idea began when I was in an interesting life crossroad.
At the time, I had to deal with multiple heartbreaks -- in my romantic, work, family, and financial life. All th...
2024-07-21 06:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
(This audio is a sequel to Fairest of Them All, first released in 2019. It can be found here, as well as in the audio archives: https://www.patreon.com/posts/asmr-voice-of-30140997)
And here we are, finally arrived a tour eighth and final tryst. I suppose this means... goodbye...
Any fans of Fairest of Them All? Good, cuz I'm doing the sequel to it today! ^_^
On the docket for today:
Tea Time with the Mad Hatter (Written by Sugar) - Fantasy/Sci-Fi about Cardlin, the Mad Hatter
Fairest of Them All (Written by CardlinAudio) - Fantasy Spicy set years after the first one
Let's Stay In (Written by Faith B) - Comfort audio about canceling plans (my favorite!)
Recording starts at 12:10pm. See yall in t...
2024-07-16 17:43:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright, bunny. You wanna play hide and seek? Fine, I’ll play.
(Yelling) I’ll give you a 30 second head start bunny!
That’s right, run as fast as you can. I like the challenge.
I’m going to catch you, I always do. You’re hoping for that though, aren’t you? You smart little thing. I can’t wait to eat her up.
In 3….2….1….
Written by Rosie Wolf!
Edited by Rhianna! 🖋️
Recorded by ...
Livestream time, yall! ^_^ See yall in here! https://youtube.com/live/19wfZRnbSWw
I need your questions for B.A.T.H.S.A.L.T.S! Send em in here: https://forms.gle/ByhYubH2cijU88E27
Wanna save your seat for funstuff later? https://discord.gg/E3MhuXg5
What shall we do?
The last few livestreams we've answered questions and hung out together in Discord and, to be honest, it's been a lot of fun!
I want to open up the floor to any ideas yall might have, though. Jackbox? Writing a script together? Script critiquing together? Re-record an old script or two?
Let me know whatcha wanna do, and I'll do my best to get it ready by 6pm PST/9pm EST tonight!
PS: Remind me that I have a surprise to reveal tonight! I always end ...
