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I've moved, I'm here in my new place, and I've got my computer up and running... Let's stream tonight! But for tonight's Patreon Livestream, shall we just... Talk? I don't have a lot of time to plan or setup, and unpacking has got me feeling like Sisyphus, so what if we just take tonight to hop in a Discord and chat. I think that would be rad. :)
So, if y'all are looking to kick back and just spend some time gabbing about this and that, discussing life, planning the rest of our 2024, r...
It's this upcoming Wednesday! AAAGH!
I've asked so much of yall already, but stick with me just a bit longer while I get things packed and ready for the big move. Hopefully set up there will be quick so I can get back to recording and editing as soon as I can.
None of this would be possible without your contributions and effort, so thank you for keeping this machine moving and this dream alive. Looking forward to bringing you some fresh new content once the dust settles. Cheers...
I'm also steady streaming over on twitch.tv/andthenjcsaid, where I play various games and do some behind-the-scenes workstream stuff!
And don't forget we're on the Patreon Discord (available to anyone at the $10 tier or above!) every Monday night at 6pm for Movie night! Right now we're finishing up the anime series Gurren Lagann, and may watch Succession next!
Here's the link, as promised!
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Moving sucks! But we're almost done with it and THANK GOD for that. ^_^ Hope your 2024 is going great so far, yall. Thank you so much for the TREMENDOUS TURNOUT at the fundraiser. None of this would be possible without yall!
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2024-03-04 20:26:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Awaken, my love... your prince is here to save you.
Written and edited by Rhianna!šļø
Recorded by CardlinAudio š»šļø
Effects and mastering by: Kes https://twitter.com/Sound_by_Kes
Cardlin drawn by: Hollabikki! http://hollabikki.tumblr.com/
Tags: [Twisted Fairytale] [Oral] [Creampie] [Twist ending: Yandere]
2024-03-02 21:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Author's note: It was important to myself and the lovely Cardigan who commissioned this audio that it get released during February, Black History Month. It briefly covers some pretty heavy content about modern black culture, and the listener is intended to be a black woman. It was difficult to write, but luckily they liked it, and I hope you all do as well.
Don't give up.
W...
2024-02-24 19:12:43 +0000 UTC View Post
So, we're getting kicked out and times is tough and yeah... we could use a little help ^_^* Sorry! Consider this a save-the-date for this Sunday at 12pm!
I don't quite know what kinda events/raffles/goals I'm gonna set up for it just yet... but I'm open to ideas! If you have any suggestions, requests, ideas you've seen used elsewhere that you wanna see or think might work, let me know, either in the comments below or via DM.
All ideas are welcome! Got any? =]
It's a short that's not very short, but I'll get better about that, I hope. For now, please enjoy!
And have a wonderful Valentine's Day <3
(As recorded live on Friday night's Patreon stream!)
I thoughtā¦ maybe you could show me a human mating ritual instead.
Surely there must be some process to it though?
Well whatās the first step at least?
Waitā¦ you start with a kiss?
(Laugh)
You humans have the strangest customs, I swear.
Writ...
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Eyy yall,
It's been a slow month of uploads here on Patreon, and I wanted to apologize for that. I'm sorry I haven't been uploading as much as I'd like, or as much as I said I would. Things have been pretty turbulent behind the scenes for a while, and I wanted to let you all in on what's got me so distracted.
My landlord's selling the house (not their fault, it's due to a death in the family) and has asked that we move out as soon as possible. They've been very kind an...
āMerely a joke, my dear landwalker. Youā¦ really havenāt interacted with many merfolk before, have you?ā
Written by Deveroux Lane!
Edited by Rhianna! šļø
Recorded by CardlinAudio š»šļø
Effects and mastering by: Kes https://twitter.com/Sound_by_Kes
Cardlin drawn by: Choco Senpai! <...
Trying out some new stuff tonight, should be fun!
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Links in the description to ask questions for BATHSALTS or to hang out in the Discord!
See yall at tonight's livestream, 6pm PST/9pm EST! Catch the link here at the appropriate time.
Now fielding ideas: last time we did karaoke, and the time before we did games. Any thoughts on some fun stuff we can do for tonight's stream?
2024-01-26 18:32:22 +0000 UTC View PostEyy yall ^_^
Wanted to quickly remind yall that being at the Shiny tier ($10) or above qualifies you to have your name show up in the credits of the videos. However, it's something you have to opt into by messaging me, here or anywhere, with your Patreon name and what name you'd like to appear in the videos.
Just wanna make sure your generosity is getting the appreciation it deserves. Alright, go back to starting off a (hopefully amazing) week!
Wanting a little more than just my sweet words hmm? Do you want Daddy's touch too?
Yeah? Just having my fingertips trace along your face, over your lips. And just cradling your sweet little head.
(Tender kisses) Aww, look at you, all bashful. So cute.
Look at me, baby girl. Let me see your pretty eyes.
There they are, so beautiful. (Kis...
2024-01-14 21:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I know you're usually able to not engage her and keep calm but she really crossed the line. Who does she think she is to torment my sweet little baby girl?
(Reassuring) Oh honey no... no... please don't shy away from me. You've always liked your pet names.
I know sweetheart, her words hurt, but that doesn't mean what she says is true. The fact that she would be repul...
2024-01-14 21:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
THERE'S SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES!
On top of all the fun stuff listed above, don't forget we're also going to keep up movie nights every Monday night at 6pm PST/9pm EST on the Discord server (available to all Shiny tier Cardigans and above!)
We're starting off the year by watching my favorite show: The Bear! See yall at that and all of these other events!
Here's the link, as promised!
https://bit.ly/CardlinAudiosJanuaryEstimated
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Thank you so much for starting the year off by supporting me and my dream. Enjoy the tons and tons of audios available to you in the link above. Yayuhh!
Find the January Spicy Audio Archive here: 2024-01-07 06:44:54 +0000 UTC View Post
What's that smirk on your face? What are you thinking about? You're thinking that tonight gives us the perfect opportunity to test that remote controlled cock toy you bought me?
Hmmm...you're rightā¦(kissing sounds) that would definitely liven up a boring party right? You know how much I love discreet public play...andā¦(groaning) the thought of you controlling the toy and me trying to keep a lid on my increasing arousalā¦.ohhhhā¦god...
I'm turned on just...
2023-12-31 20:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah there you are! Wow! You look gorgeous! I feel a bit under dressed now...do you want me to put something else on? Something classier? I kept my jeans on to cover the toy, I thought it might be too obvious in slacksā¦
No? Okay...when should we put the toy on? Now or in the car? Now? Have at me then darlingā¦ no as you can see, you don't need to get me going againā¦ I'm still h...
2023-12-31 20:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Let me start right here on your neck. [kisses] Trailing kisses up to your jaw, before reaching your ear and giving it a little nibble.
Oo, that gaspā¦Turn around, so you can face me.
Good girl.
You smell so good tonight. Let me just pull this strap down so I can run my lips across that collarbone.
[Kisses continue]
Baby, you know the holiday tradition of kissing under the mistletoe? Mhmm, itās ...
2023-12-23 20:01:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Woahā¦Oh, yeah Iām fine justā¦distracted by this very cute set. Is that new?
Tis the season, huh? Well, itās a very pleasant surprise. What is that? Mistletoe?
A matching mistletoe bra and panties. Very sexy.
Well I can say I am definitely not tired now. [laugh] I canāt help that you get me worked up like this! Youāre just so irresistible to me.
Prove it? Will do, gorgeous.
Written by Kes! <...
2023-12-23 20:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
It's karaoke night! Come to hang out or come to sing with us =]
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Eyy, my lovely Patrons!
Get caught up with last weekās audio releases
Butler Series | My Servant, My Savior
Binge on this series
Episode 17 https://youtu.be/ygtv2w9niBE 2023-12-18 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
How does it feel to be tied down like this and to be my little play doll? Itās gonna be more intense now babygirl, but you can handle it.
(Vibrator sound) Mmmh, Is that a smile I see on your face? You like this sound, donāt you? Mmmh, youāre going to enjoy this part of the gameā¦SO..MUCH. Letās hold in place your favorite toy just right here, in your dripping sweet little cunt. And Iāll make sure that vibrating part is right in place on ...
2023-12-16 20:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
[Laugh] Iām a little bit needy? [laugh] Well, maybeeee. What? Itās not my fault, I just canāt help myself when Iām around you. Plus, Iāve been thinking about you all day.
Mmmh mmmh...Why did I think about you? [Kiss] [Teasing] Well, I kept thinking about what you confess...
2023-12-16 20:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post