XaiJu
Defend The House

Defend The House

patreon


Defend The House posts

Battlefield 2042 Mythbusters Vol.5

Hey guys Joe here, hope you all had an amazing winter break and a happy new year!

Jamison is still away but I have a bunch of Battlefield bullshit left over, enough to make another very broken episode of 2042 Mythbusters. After this video I think the traditional vanilla series might go on a little break (e.g. Vol .6/Vol .7) in favour of more silly and Portal focused stuff. So little people seem to be enjoying/care about the game right now and every serious idea we try i...

View Post

Battlefield Mythbusters Vol.4 and Christmas Break.

  • Myth: You can swap Jets in mid-air.
  • Myth: You can carry a Loadout Drop on Caspers Drone.
  • Myth: You can carry a Loadout Drop on a vehicle.
  • Myth: You can carry a vehicle on another vehicle.
  • Myth: You can stick C5 to a Ranger.
  • Myth: You can place equipment in a moving elevator.

Song:2021-12-21 18:12:50 +0000 UTC View Post

Mega Early Access and Holiday Update

Hello one and all, Jamison here. First up here is a video done mega super early. We did the first of our Stopping Time videos in Call of Duty Vanguard and it won't be live for at least a week. Why? Because I'm going on vacation. 

Our nice schedule will be interrupted - the next two or three weeks will only see a couple of uploads. Joe and I got a fair bit done beforehand but we also decided it was best to ease off a bit so we could both enjoy the Christmas/New Years season as much ...

View Post

Halo Infinite - Repulsor vs Everything

Hey everyone, we've been busy filming a special Halo video where we test everything against the Repulsor. Fun fact, we started filming it 6 weeks ago and are still remembering things to test it on which is why this is a two-parter. 

The first episode goes live Friday and be sure to check the Discord as some proper early access should happen for it!

-Jamison

View Post

Warzone Pacific Mythbusters - Vol.1

A fresh start for Warzone begins!

  • Myth: You can place a Deployable Cover on a Plane.
  • Myth: Decoy Grenades can now kill people.
  • Myth: Water will save you from Molotov's and Thermites.
  • Myth: You can shoot a Gasoline Can out of the air.
  • Myth: You can send a Gasoline Can up a zipline.
  • Myth: Vehicles can stop the Tram.

So...

View Post

Vanguard Mythbusters - Vol. 3

Hey everyone, remember Call of Duty Vanguard? Yeah we kinda forgot about it for a while due to Halo releasing out of nowhere a few weeks back. Anyways, we're finally circling back to it.

Look for Vol. 3 on Monday!

  • Myth: You can launch the Goliath into the air. 
  • Myth: There is no limit to the number of kills a guard dog can get. 
  • Myth: Dead Drop works with the V2 Rocket. 
  • Myth...

    View Post

Battlefield 2042 Mythbusters - Vol.3

Should be out tomorrow, schedule is being a little interrupted this week but I think a Friday upload should happen. There's some real JANK in this one.

Myth: You can ricochet bullets off of Dozer's Ballistic Shield.
Myth: You take fall damage while downed.
Myth: You can place Ammo/Medical Crates on Casper's Recon Drone.
Myth: You can grapple a rocket missile.
Myth View Post

Halo Infinite Mythbusters - Vol. 3

Hey everyone, if you missed it Vol. 2.99 sorta snuck out today. It just needed to be put to bed so that we could move on to bigger, far dumber things as you'll see in Vol. 3

As always the schedule continues so look for Vol. 3 on Wednesday!

  • Myth: Skewer shots can boost a teammate's jump height.
  • Myth: You can grapple a grenade.
  • What about a rocket?
  • Myth: You can shoot a fusion coil o...

    View Post

Deleted Scenes - Vol. 19

It's time for a massive 25+ minute long episode! Big huge enormous thank you to everyone for sticking with us this past year - now we have finally made it to the very busy, very exciting new season of games. It's really nice to finally be able to deliver a lot of content at a regular pace to everyone. This is the last Deleted Scenes of 2021 (and with Verdansk!) so I hope you all had as great a year as you could and stay tuned for a very big and exciting 2022. 

<3

-Jamison<...

View Post

Warzone Mythbusters - Verdansk Finale.

This will be the last Warzone video before the Pacific update! When the update hits, the series will get a fresh coat of paint just like the rest of our current series so to get ready, I am throwing everything I currently have at the wall and in this situation, the wall is a Youtube video and everything means every Myth I currently have recorded.

  • Myth: You can hack an unlimited amount of equipment.
  • Myth: You can die after the game has...

    View Post

Halo Infinite Mythbusters - Vol. 2.5

In case you missed it in Joe's post about Battlefield Vol. 2, we are now uploading on a schedule of Monday, Wednesday, Friday! 

We had a few myths that needed to be re-examined based on all the comments people left, so we decided to make it it's own dedicated video. 

  • Myth: You can be killed by your own Skewer shot. 
  • Myth: Ordnance drops can kill you while you are in a vehicle. 
  • Myth: You...

    View Post

Battlefield 2042 Mythbusters - Vol.2

  • Myth: You can grapple onto C5.
  • Myth: You can grapple onto smoke.
  • Myth: A grapple can kill you.
  • Myth: You can kill someone with an Ammo Box.
  • Myth: You can apply C5 to your own shield.
  • Myth: Irish's Deployable Shield will protect you from vehicles.

Song: 2021-11-28 18:34:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Halo Infinite Mythbusters - Vol. 2

Hey everyone, we've been trucking away with Halo and have Vol. 2 coming very soon. 

  • Myth: A stunned brute chopper is unaffected by gravity. 
  • Myth: You can be killed by the Forerunner or Banished cannons in Big Team Battle.
  • Myth: Grenades can be destroyed by shooting them out of the air. 
  • Myth: If your gun gets stuck, you can save yourself by dropping the weapon. 
  • ...

    View Post

Hovercraft Evolution!

Before Battlefield 2042 Vol.2 hits we wanted to capitalize on Hovercraft shenanigans just in case Dice decides to patch it. 

So we have a mini silly video coming up where the Hovercraft rides all the levolutions in the game (that we know of). We covered the Tornado so what's left is the collapsible wall on Discarded, the radio tower on Kaleidoscope and obviously, getting it on the rocket on Orbital. 

The Hovercraft space program is almost here, coming tomorrow!

Son...

View Post

Vanguard Mythbusters - Combat Shield vs Everything!

Hey everyone, hope the week has been good for you.  It's been a busy one for us but we're now starting to settle into the new rhythms of having a bunch of games all going at once. 

This time we're back in Vanguard with the good old Combat Shield vs Everything - time to see how it stacks up to its 2019 counterpart. 

Songs: https://chillhop.bandcamp.com/track/stra...

View Post

Halo Infinite Mythbusters

Hey everyone, sorry that we've been bad about posting updates on videos but it's been so insane these past 10 days we honestly just haven't had the time. Apologies also about the lack of early access to the videos via Discord, again we just haven't had time. The video goes live the second it's done, but we're starting to adjust now that EVERY SINGLE VIDEO GAME IN THE WORLD IS OUT. 

So yeah, Halo Infinite multiplayer surprise released on Monday morning and while we were following th...

View Post

Battlefield 2042 videos begin!

It's time.

The first Battlefield 2042 video will be out very soon (hopefully tomorrow) and by some miracle its sponsored by EA.

We got early hands on with every game mode across the week and were tasked with putting together a video showcasing every game mode and how they work, along with mine and Jamison's usual shenanigans and madness.

Right after that will come Battlefield 2042 Mythbusters Vol.1. Our schedule currently has that on target for Sunday so will have an update ...

View Post

Vanguard Mythbusters - Vol. 2

Hey everyone, first of all apologies for not putting one of these posts together for Vol. 1. The turnaround time to get the video out  on launch day just didn't leave room in my brain for me to even remember to do one of these.

But here's your update for Vol. 2! We've been happily recording away with Vanguard, the best game ever made after a year of Cold War, and so Vol. 2 is already well underway. 

  • Myth: You can kill a Flamenaut with a care packag...

    View Post

Deleted Scenes - Vol. 18

We made it everyone! We survived Cold War and Warzone for an entire year and now Vanguard is mere hours away. Big, BIG thanks for sticking with us these last few months. Hope you enjoy the latest Deleted Scenes, there's quite a bit of game variety in this one and a lot of us being very bad at flying vehicles. Mainly me. I'm terrible at it. 

-Jamison

View Post

Warzone Mythbusters Vol.21.5

The last video before Vanguard!

  • Myth: You can throw C4 through Concrete Barriers. (and other stuff)
  • Myth: You can shoot a Frag Grenade out of the air (Revisited)
  • Myth: You can shoot a Missile out of the air.
  • Myth: You can place a Sentry on a Cash Deposit Helicopter.
  • Myth: You can chain infinite vehicle explosions (Revisited)

Song: 2021-11-02 16:39:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Launching Vehicles in Battlefield V

Hey everyone. With Cold War pretty much wrapped as a series now and there still being a week until Vanguard (yay!) we thought we'd kill the time by doing something dumb in Battlefield V - a game we've never actually touched for content before. 

We had a list of some of the cooler things the BFV community discovered over the last few years and were going to do more of them but the vehicle launching was just so much more fun than all the others that that's all we ended up doing. ...

View Post

The Best of Cold War Mythbusters...

...coming soon.


(aka Monday)


((probably))


-Jamison

View Post

Warzone Mythbusters Vol.21

  • Myth: You can shoot projectiles through concrete barriers.
  • Myth: You can assassinate someone who is on a ladder.
  • Myth: You can assassinate a parachuting enemy.
  • Myth: You can carry dropped weapons on vehicles. (Revisited)
  • Myth: You can trigger a proximity mine while downed.
  • Myth: You can chain together infinite vehicle explosions

Song: https:/...

View Post

Cold War Mythbusters - Vol. 14

Hello one and all. After a busy last week of tasting the sweet nectar of new games, they have now gone away and we are back in the Cold War hellscape - YAY!

Against all odds we somehow keep managing to find myths in Cold War which means that Vol. 14 is up to bat next. I really have no idea how many more episode of Cold War there'll be, this could be the last one. Or there might be 5 more, I don't know. But I do know that season 6, which is now out, is the last season for Cold War so it'...

View Post

Deleted Scenes - Vol. 17

Well, a month has passed and new games still aren't here, but we are getting cruel teases of what is to come in the very near future. For now though, we're stuck with scraps. This is a quiet episode after a quiet month, sorry about that everyone. 

Thanks a million, as always, for sticking with us and supporting us over the last quiet few months. We've almost crawled our way to the finish line. Almost!! The content is so close and yet so far...

-Jamison

View Post

Far Cry 6, Battlefield 2042 and Warzone!

New game, new sandbox to destroy. We got early hands on with Far Cry 6 and recorded some truly stupid stuff. Far Cry 6 Mythbusters Vol.1 will be out soon. The myth list might not make sense without content but here it is anyway. Hoping to have this out tomorrow.

  • Myth: You can stick equipment to amigos.
  • Myth: You can stick equipment to co-op partners.
  • Myth: You can place a Portable Turret on a vehicle.
  • Myth: You can kill someone by throwi...

    View Post

Valorant Mythbusters - Vol. 3 & More!

Hey everyone, update time! We've actually got a pretty busy couple of weeks shaping up right now, which is exciting. 

First up will be Valorant Mythbusters Vol. 3. I've also got a new Big Roundup Podcast episode for those that enjoy that - we'll be discussing Psychonauts 2 and Deathloop. 

After that there's going to be something with Halo Infinite's flight happening this weekend. I'll probably post more on Halo once we'v...

View Post

Cold War Mythbusters - Vol. 13

Hello one and all, it is I, Jamison, here to write another amazing Patreon video progress update. Exciting times! Actually they aren't, things are so slow and dead right now it's tragic!!

Thankfully, with the help of some of you telling us about it, we learned of the incredible ability to play on full sized 12v12 maps using the VIP mode which... well it honestly made me fell dumb because we sure could have used it a year ago but there was no way we'd have figured it out. Anyways, this o...

View Post

Cold War Mythbusters Vol... Fun!?

Hey everyone, Jamison here. I am back from a very nice little vacation and we've been getting the ball rolling again on all sorts of recordings. 

We were pursuing some specific Cold War myths as a follow up to Vol. 12 and 12.5 when we suddenly came across the newly added Outbreak map Armada, which granted us access to boats in a private setting for the first time ever. We ended up just doing a bunch of complete nonsense for about an hour and achieved zero worthwhile myths but we ha...

View Post

Cold War Mythbusters Vol. 12.5 & Valorant Returns!

Hi everyone, time for a Jamison update. I'm off on a vacation for the week but we got some stuff recorded over the last few days and I managed to get it turned into content before heading out. 

To start, we have a little 12.5 episode of Cold War Mythbusters to wrap up the last few grapple gun suggestions. 

  • Myth: You can grapple the loot chopper. 
  • Myth: You can grapple killstreaks. 
  • Myth:...

    View Post