Funerals are troublesome…
Nara Shikamaru watched the procession for the Fourth Hokage in silence. The gathered crowd numbered every shinobi in Konoha, everyone, which was only allowed because of the temporary ceasefire. Shikamaru saw faces he had not seen for a long time, and saw faces he had almost forgotten existed. Clansmen of the Nara Clan, shinobi who had been in deep cover and shinobi who had been deployed to the furthest battlefields and had not been home in years, all...
2025-10-06 18:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Hey, everyone! We are back!
Thank you all for the wonderful words of support. I was discharged a bit late from the hospital yesterday, and I am feeling significantly better than I was a week ago. We are raring to go, rejuvenated and pumped.
There are, regrettably, no unique words of wisdom from the overprotective nurse beyond 'drink more water' and 'fix your horrible sleeping habits.' However, to make up for it, updates will resume as normal from tomorrow, Monday...
2025-10-05 08:58:11 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone! A little bit of a more serious update today.
As some of you may recall, one of the reasons I began this Patreon was due to chronic health issues, and as it is, they have reared their unsightly head once more. The issues have been building for the past two weeks, but I stubbornly (and perhaps foolishly) strived to endure until the month’s end.
I am currently lying on a hospital bed as I type this, ignoring the side-eye the nurse is giving me and her words ab...
2025-09-27 05:17:00 +0000 UTC
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Catgirls.
Catgirls in maid outfits. Catgirls and an elf in maid outfits. Catgirls and an elf in maid outfits in a fantasy tavern. Catgirls that could be loved. An elf that could be loved. That could love me. I could love them. I would love them if they let me. Perhaps even if they didn’t let me, I would still love them.
Ah… goddess, my goddess… grant me strength!
I would have wept.
Had I not honed my willpower every morning I awoke in my goddess’...
2025-09-24 18:00:11 +0000 UTC
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“Can you see me?”
“Yes!”
“How about now?”
“You are… somewhat see-through.”
“Now?”
“Ah! You’ve gone invisible! But…”
“But?”
“Your eyes are glowing!”
Nebula patted her head twice, seeking to correct the visual glitch. She extended her hand into a set of omnitools and got to work on making slight alterations and adjustments. Mantis, the ditzy woman, swung her legs idly on the bed, munching on a piece of thoroug...
2025-09-23 18:00:06 +0000 UTC
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So, it ultimately came to this.
Wuji Zi appeared atop the Hokage Monument without a sound, without the tiniest fluctuation of chakra, without even the wind moving or noticing his presence. As though he were a part of the scenery, a part of nature, he stood atop the head of Fourth Hokage, Namikaze Minato, with his eyes closed. The wind blew his long hair freely behind him, and he turned to look into the distance. In his left hand, a Flying Thunder God Kunai was...
2025-09-22 18:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Weekend! Poll!
A Precise Note got an update this (last?) week despite not being high up on the polls to prevent it going too long without an update, and that slightly altered some of the things planned on the schedule. However, things should expectedly, resume in order of the votes from this week onwards.
Enjoy the weekend! Don't forget to hydrate!
2025-09-20 10:00:09 +0000 UTC
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They had no names.
Names were things that belonged to the living man, the free man, the man not condemned to servitude, the man not whipped in the morning and shoved into a crammed room with two hundred others at night. Names were things that belonged to men who did not reside in rooms so small that there was barely enough space to squat, to extend one’s legs, let alone to lie down and have blissful sleep. Names were things belonging to men who did not occupy rooms where the breath of...
2025-09-19 18:00:13 +0000 UTC
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“I still can’t believe it…”
How in the world did that no-good, itty-bitty shortstack goddess manage to get a child like that?
Within the Benevolent Mistress, a red-haired, slanty-eyed Goddess downed another mug of ale and wiped her lips, unable to fight off the gnawing, biting sense of irritation she was feeling. Hestia had, after all, shortly after descending, declared her to be her rival. The two were not foes, but it could be said they didn’t see eye to eye, ...
2025-09-17 18:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Student Roster
Class 1-A
Recommended Seat Assignments
Seat 1 — Midoriya Izuku
Seat 2 — Yoarashi Inasa
Seat 3 — Bakugo Katsuki
Seat 4 — Kaminari Denki
Seat 5 — Todoroki Shōto
Seat 6 — Yaoyorozu Momo
Seat 7 — Saiko Intelli
Seat 8 — Shiozaki Ibara
Seat 9 — Fumikage Tokoyami
Seat 10 — Kyōka Jirō
Seat 11 — Hagakure Toru
Seat 12 — As...
2025-09-16 18:00:15 +0000 UTC
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When last was it?
Namikaze Minato parried a bone spear aimed at his midsection, dodging beneath a triple-bladed scythe, as he countered the jagged scales of Samehada with the dull end of his tri-pronged kunai. The sound of steel clashing against scaly flesh rang out into the air.
The last time… Kushina-chan and I…
Orochimaru’s leg whipped out like a snake; at the same time, a strong gravitational pull drew him in. His attempt to evade the pul...
2025-09-15 18:00:10 +0000 UTC
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New weekend! New poll!
Again, these polls help decide my order and priority of updates, but if a story hasn't received an update due to not scoring high on the polls, I'll attempt to ensure it does not go four consecutive weeks without an update.
The Opinion Poll concluded last Thursday with the votes overwhelmingly in majority of Quiet Life. Quality over quantity was the consensus, which I adore, and I am incredibly grateful for. In addition, there have been some interes...
2025-09-13 10:00:08 +0000 UTC
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One had to marvel at the efficiency of slave labor.
Hundreds of men, and indeed, they were men, they were always men, disposable as they were, strong, hefty, burly, working together to construct a project. Chains on their necks, chains on their ankles, ropes in their hands, fraying their skin, flaying their flesh, whips repeating in the air, each crack a miniature breaking of the sound barrier that brought several collective flinches. Guards barked orders while Noah sat in a pa...
2025-09-12 18:00:11 +0000 UTC
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For ages, I ran purely on Sanity Plus Plus Plus.
When I woke up, I would expect to see the face of the Ancient One, over me, as I had, for unknown eons, expected to have a pillow pressed over my face in silence, and expect only darkness to come, before a repeat occurrence followed. For a long time, every morning, I readied myself for a fight, and every morning, when the fight did not come, I would ready myself for the bitter gnawing of abject solitude.
The first few weeks I ...
2025-09-10 18:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Noah had always known he was the GOAT.
“I'm da goat.”
“Saint, you aren’t a goat, you’re a Dragon, a—”
“It mweans greates’ ov all time, idjit! Some’wun shoot this fwool!”
“As you command, Saint Noah.”
“W-wait, Saint—”
A gunshot rang out in the study room.
“You killed ‘im?”
“That… was what you commanded, Saint?”
“I said shoot ‘im, not kill ‘im!”
“Ah…”
Sai...
2025-09-09 18:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Before Namikaze Minato had gone to Amegakure, there was a vagrant inside a prison, scratching at the soil with nail-bitten fingers.
Greasy-haired, filthy, sundered from soap, segregated from cleanliness, and thus, from any sense of godliness. Forsaken and ambling, the imprisoned vagrant remained within his prison. Muttering words, ever so often, whispering lines, incoherent to many, incoherent to nearly all, the vagrant, pale, like a corpse, bony, like a skeleton, sat in his prison, and...
2025-09-08 18:00:07 +0000 UTC
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We are back with the Focus Polls!
With the current opinion poll leaning overwhelmingly towards Quiet Life, this weekly Focus Poll will become our champion tool of democracy. As always, they help me determine what to focus on, by letting me know what you all want to see most.
Multiple choices are allowed!
Have a great weekend!
2025-09-06 10:00:09 +0000 UTC
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She had heard of the Pauper’s Orator before his fame skyrocketed overnight.
Working at the Benevolent Mistress, word of any changes, even the tiniest of them, made to the city of Orario did not stray far from her ears. Rye was the one who told her about him. That boy, always running about the Orphanage, giving Maria a headache, had endlessly enthused about one of the Orator’s many tales when he and Maria came by the pub for a brief lunch.
Fina and Roux, too, those little runts...
2025-09-05 18:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Chooms, Gonks, Dolls! Lend me your ears!
We have officially completed Three of the Six Pacts. At the halfway point, there have been a few ideas and concerns brought to me regarding the pacts, which is why, as a filthy lover of democracy, I am putting it to a vote. Currently, we have two options on how to proceed.
Option A: Blaze of Glory<...
2025-09-04 12:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Parker always buried two men.
The first month she traveled with them, they came across the corpse of a Terran, an aged individual wearing a battered suit of gold and red. When they saw the corpse of that man, Parker would stop, wave his hands, and create a grave, six feet deep, putting the corpse below, and covering it with sand. Sometimes, they would find varying versions of that man, all dead. Some would have cores in their chest; her scanners identified some of them as being made of ...
2025-09-03 18:00:11 +0000 UTC
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“For one million likes, I’ll get e-girls to twerk at Auschwitz.”
It starts simple.
“Well, chat, you did it. You crazy bastards did it. Shout-out to my favorite girlies, MelinaKitty333, and Tatiana4Ever for flying down to Twerk! That! Ass!”
It starts small.
“If this video gets taken down, know that this has been your boy, No Limit Noah, Regent of Ragebait, God of Gooners, bringing you limitless entertainment! Hell ye...
2025-09-02 18:00:09 +0000 UTC
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“Is everything in place?”
Uchiha Obito appeared beside her in a swirl of space, clad in a black spiral mask. Konan shot a glance at the man beside him, nodding only once. They stood atop the highest building in Amegakure no Sato, a building that overlooked the entire village. Above, in the air, a central platform made of stone hovered in place, and Jiraiya of the Sannin lay crucified above it. His hand stretched out, black rods hammered into his hands and feet, black rods that impal...
2025-09-01 18:00:10 +0000 UTC
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It's time to look inward, and ask the big questions. Who are you? And what do you want?
We are now down to the final two contenders.
Welcome to the Main Event.
Introducing in this corner, weighing in at a whooping 31% of votes, the previous runner-up, the embodiment of freedom, of chaos, of pillagers and piracy. The suggestion of sea shanties, e...
2025-08-30 23:00:45 +0000 UTC
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Really? A man of your talents?
Thank you all for your wonderful suggestions and your votes! Three contenders have been taken out of the running. Now, five remain. Three more will be ousted by day's end, and thus, only two will continue onwards.
As before, multiple choice options are now removed. We're Locked In.
Five options. Only two s...
2025-08-29 23:20:01 +0000 UTC
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I need Momo’s Quirk.
Momo’s Quirk was something that would have come out of Izuku’s greatest and filthiest wet dreams, had his Quirk not removed his ability to have them. Had he possessed Momo’s abilities while fumbling about trying to figure out how to improve the Trigger drug, there would be almost zero need for trial and error, as he could mentally create combinations, modify them, and then synthesize them all at once.
If her Quirk allows her to create drug...
2025-08-29 18:00:14 +0000 UTC
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All I know, is that I know jack shit.
Many of these suggestions took me by surprise, and it is to that merit, that I thank all of you wonderful members for making this possible, and for your continued support. Truly, none of this could be made possible without you.
Thus, we are here.
Round 1 commences today, is open to all members, and allows mu...
2025-08-28 23:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Life was good for Zanis Lustra.
He had been the Captain of the Soma Familia for a long time, and there were many things he had seen and many things he had experienced as the de facto leader of his Familia. As his god, Soma, was too preoccupied with his creation and pursuit of the perfect wine, Zanis’ word, and thus, his will, was law in the Familia. He spoke on behalf of his god, gave orders on behalf of his god, and shaped and molded the Soma Familia into the entity it was today. The...
2025-08-27 18:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Nebula always lost.
She lost time without number since she was a child. Every single time she lost, their father would take her, and take a piece of her, and replace it, change it, alter it with machinery in the hopes that it would make her better. They would fight again, and she would lose again, again, and again, and more parts, more pieces would be taken and replaced.
Her father had replaced her lungs last time. There had been no anesthetic used, and even as he p...
2025-08-26 18:00:09 +0000 UTC
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One of the greatest lies Zetsu had seen humans tell themselves was that the world operated on logic.
Ten figures gathered deep within a hidden cave, with Zetsu numbered amongst them. Amongst these ten, all wore black cloaks with red clouds, and all had come prepared for combat. There were those present who had not been of the organization during its founding. Of these faces, these new individuals, all adorned headbands with a neat line crossed through them.
Of the newer memb...
2025-08-25 18:00:08 +0000 UTC
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The end of the Month is coming soon. With it, September knocks.
The Third Pact is now fully open for your suggestions! Those of you in the Deal with the Devil tier may now make your suggestions from today, Saturday the 23rd, to Thursday the 28th.
I'm enjoying writing in worlds I've not quite dabbled in before, courtesy Is It Wrong to Crave Love and Unsacred Responsibility. With each new story and each new world, I inject pure ecstasy into my bloodstream....
2025-08-23 12:00:14 +0000 UTC
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