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TOMORROW! Mass release!

Prepare your bodies, DC is coming.

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 207

I walked with Thor through the path that Mimir had pointed for us, for hours. Eventually reaching the roots, much to my surprise, the roots, were just like their name suggested, literal roots.


I was surprised by this, for the longest time I always thought the tree of Yggdrasil was more of an idea than a tangible concept, with the roots being something else, like, I don’t know? A collection of portals connecting the nine realms.


However, it seemed I was clea...

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DC: Are you moist?

Soon, DC will start, are you guys moist enough?

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 206

[Mimir POV]


He had finally come.


Like that man had said he would.


Alex and Thor had come together.


“Well done Mimir,”


“I did what you told me to do,” I replied, as the man that had been visiting me for the last few years entered my humble abode.


“The joke about your body being in the dry cleaning, hmm, chef’s kiss,” The man replied, laughing.


“That was your j...

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DC: NEWS

Starting this Sunday, 20th. DC will be start being updated? What does this mean?


Well, not much. Marvel will continue to get updates, between a chapter daily to two. But now, DC will get a week, 3-5 chaps.


So, what do you say?

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 205

I looked at Mimir, who looked back at me with an emotionless look. It was almost as if staring at a corpse, giving me an unsettling feeling that crawled down my back, in an unusual way.


It wasn’t fear.


It was something else.


“Thor Odinson, take a step into the well, and make your offering,” Mimir spoke, his eyes never leaving me. It almost felt familiar.


“Wish me luck,” Thor smiled at me, walking into the well with ...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 204

After two long days of searching for the path to the Well. Thor and I decided to take a break and set a camp on a nearby cave we had found. I wanted to go home, and sleep on my bed, but Thor was convinced camping would help in our endeavor.


So, I conceded to his whims.


He was the one that had to find the path to the Well, after all.


So here I was, in a dark, cold cave, with nothing but ice around. To be fair, the entire planet was a massive c...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 203

One minute later.


The King of Frost stood in front of me, hundreds of weapons broken around him, as horror dawned on him.


He had tried to attack me in every way possible, even ordering some of his soldiers to tag in, sadly for him, the number of people attacking me made no difference whatsoever, especially when I was at least two hundred levels above everyone around me.


“So,” I began, cracking my neck as I stood up, what can I say, I was ...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 202

Two weeks after my talk with Thor about finding the path to the well of Mimir, I found myself walking with Thor in a realm I didn’t expect him to pick to start his journey. Jotunheim.


Of all the realms, including Heven, I didn’t expect him to pick the one that hated his family the most.


“So, why did we come here again?” I asked, looking around, left and right, up and down, all that was to see was ice and snow, fortunately for me, I was pretty much imm...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 201

Thor reacted as I expected him to when I told him he had another sister. Needless to say, this revelation did no good to his already strained relationship with his father.


But I didn’t worry much.


According to my rankings, Aldrif Odinsdottir was weaker than Hela, by around a hundred and twenty levels, so, even if she was like Hela, and wanted to kill Thor and bang me for some reason, dealing with her would be infinitely easier.


Of course, I...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 200

For days, I continued to research about everything there was to know about Yggdrasil and such, discovering a few interesting facts and things about the subject, for one, finding that the nine realms, were originally ten, and became nine during Odin’s reign.


Asgard, the main world, the home of the Aesir, and the location of Valhalla aka the hall of the slain.


Álfheim which is loosely translated to Land of the Elves or Elfland, and as the name suggests is ho...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 199

The Well of Mimir, the root of all wisdom, according to the Asgardian private Royal library, it is said to be located at the root of Yggdrasill, wherever that is. Being the home to Mimir once one of the wisest of the Asgardians of Bor’s time, according to the books he was transformed by Odin after ascending to the throne into a disembodied head for reasons not disclosed in the books, putting him on well, where he gained Omniscience due to the waters that flow from Yggdrasill.


...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 198

[The Ancient One POV]


Consumed by his own emotions, Odin instantly charged at Alex, who was already waiting for him in a defensive stance, which allowed him to not only dodge Odin’s first attack but deliver an attack of his own blasting Odin with a point-blank Requiem that sent the former All-Father to his knees briefly, destroying half of his clothes. Growling, Odin pushed himself up rather quickly and rushed at Alex once again, delivering two well-connected punches to his...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 197

Thor had made me a prince.


Even though I didn’t want the title, he had gone and made a speech about how I had saved Asgard when no one else could, the speech in question was moving, some even cried, it got to the point the people of Asgard were shouting that I should be a prince for my heroic sacrifice.


Just what Thor wanted.


That little shit knew how to play the game.


Anyway.


In the end, I reluctantly acce...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 196

The battle had ended.


Leaving nothing but a bad taste in my mouth as I stood from the ground.


Hela had died.


And where she once stood, the only thing that remained was the essence that made her so powerful.


The Odin Force.


Or half of it anyways.


“We were having troubles with her all of us together, but you defeated her alone!” Thor barked with a grin, approaching me.


I ch...

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NEW MASS RELEASE!

Hello my sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy super sexy corn trooper, Corn here with some very juicy ass shaking news!


This coming Sunday the 19th! A new mass release is coming! But this time, FOR DC!!!!


Are your bodies ready? Are your bodies moist enough?!

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 195

[Unknown POV]



For a few silent moments, Alex stared down the Nordic Goddess of Death, his eyes filled with a spark of both anger, and excitement. A dangerous combination.


“This is hardly fair darling,” Hela was the first to speak, the wounds Alex had inflicted a few moments ago all but gone. “Five against one feels a bit like cheating.”


Alex scoffed, turning to look at his companions for a very brief moment exchanging some ...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 194

[Alex Walker POV - Hel’s realm]


Three more minutes, and I would be able to actually do something beyond healing them, and distributing potions to keep them on the battle.


I was already nervous, or rather desperate to go out of this fucking dimension, to kick Hela’s butt to the afterlife, this time, permanently. No sealings like Odin had done, which was possibly the most stupid decision in his life, not only did that increased her rage for him over the yea...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 193

[Alex Walker POV - Hel’s realm]


After selecting the golems I thought best for this mission, I mobilized them to where the battle was raging.


Three support-based golems, five tank-based golems, and four attack-based support golems, I had handpicked them, around my roster of Golem, with them being the best of each category particularly.


As for what Golem I would connect to see and talk, well, I decided to connect to a supporting one that had ...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 192

[Alex Walker POV - Hel’s realm]


Thirty minutes to escape this hell hole.


Pun not intended.


At the very least, I was not stressed with the entire Hela situation, I trusted my allies to take care of her in a swift manner. I believed in them, needless to say, were I were to be released before they defeat her, I will join them, telling that crazy-ass Asgardian princess a lesson or two.


{West side evacuated!} Bucky reported thro...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 191

[Thor Odinson POV]


“Let’s dance little brother!” Hela grinned, summoning a few hundred blades around me.


Seeing this, I began to move forward, one step at a time before blasting once again towards her. Grinning Hela commanded her blades to attack, but with a pulse of electricity, I burned all her blades to dust, before swinging my hammer at her.


Smiling, Hela moved her hand forward, stopping my attack with the palm of her hand, as, behi...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 190

[Alex Walker POV- Hel Realm]



One more hour, I would be free from this hella boring place, pun not intended.


Getting sealed was an annoyance, and a big threat, one I would invest time and effort on learning how to counter once the whole Hela situation was solved once and for all.


Getting sealed, even if it was for a few minutes, was a terrible, terrible outcome.


The amount of damage someone could do during that time...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 189

[Thor Odinson POV]


Hela and I clashed, our weapons meeting each other with earth-shattering strength.


“Is this all?! King!?” Hela laughed, summoning a few dozen blades behind me before said blades plunged at great speeds towards me.


I said nothing, jumping into the air before slamming Mjolnir against the soil beneath my feet, landing in one knee, creating a shockwave of electricity to blast her blades away, as I pushed myself forward, swi...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 188

[The Ancient One POV] 


With Loki and his greedy little hands out of the way, there were no more obstacles in our way to ensure our victory.


“Where were you?” Sif asked as I teleported back to the evacuation zone.


“Dealing with the problem child,” I smiled, knowing I didn’t need to elaborate any further.


“Loki,” Heimdall and I said in one voice.


“What did you do with him?” Sif asked.

...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 187

[Thor Odinson POV]


Alex had shared a lot with me about Hela, my sister.


A talk I needed to have with my father.


Anywho.


According to Alex, our power was evenly matched, but she outclassed me in battle experience.


My main priority in all of this was keeping my people safe.


So, I had issued a challenge, one I knew she wouldn’t resist taking, for if she was anything like me because of our alle...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 186

[Alex Walker POV - Hel Realm ]


Hel wasn’t that bad all things considered.


I mean, sure, it was plagued with thousands of cadavers moving around, and moaning ghosts and stuff, but beyond that, it kind of felt like I was in a really good haunted house.


For the moment though, I was glad I was able to use Clay as a medium of sorts to see TV and talk with the girls, who I was currently staying with.


I mean, as much as it pained ...

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 185

My morning had started like any other. I woke up, I went to the kitchen to find Bucky cooking some breakfast, the girls were playing, everything was a-okay, and I was happy about it. Since the tournament, I had come to appreciate the normality of things.


I craved this.


A normal life.


However, my normal, run-of-the-mill morning took a drastic turn when all of the sudden, a portal opened in my living room.


From that portal, a w...

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MASS RELEASE

Tomorrow, after 8PM Eastern Standard Time, comes the biggest release in corn’s history! Even bigger than that time with RWBY!


Are your bodies moist enough?!

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CORNBRINGER SAYS WHAT UPPPPP!

Here on the doctor while they fix my internet, I had none yesterday. Storm cut the lines or something.

Anywho. I’m on the doctor to follow up the thing on my shoulder!

Wish the CORN luck.

Mass release for Marvel tomorrow babies!

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MARVEL: GAMER PATH - CHAPTER 184

Days after waking up, I was still trying to understand what had happened.


Not only the entire concept of having a self-recovery mode confused me, but, what had happened after I woke up was even more troubling. My stats were different, my body felt different, everything was different one way or another.


“None of this makes sense,” I paused as I sat in my bed, “Again,” I chuckled, I really never managed to get a minute of peace.


[New Qu...

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