I wonder how that would feel…
Like, a disembodied less-than-completely solid mass sliding so deep that it’s full inside, spurting it’s ectoplasmic load, then popping back out…
Research required~
2025-02-20 19:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Don’t be a snake~
2025-02-20 11:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Masturbating blatantly in public is inexcusable!
Keyword: Blantantly~
2025-02-19 19:00:07 +0000 UTC
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When testing with transformative materials, be careful not to leave it where you can ‘ass’identally get exposed~
2025-02-19 11:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Yandere Tomboy Shark Woman?
Yeeeaaaah, I’m not so sure about that bro…
She’ll eat you alive… literally…
2025-02-18 19:00:07 +0000 UTC
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You can’t SEE anything, but you KNOW it’s there…
2025-02-18 11:00:12 +0000 UTC
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You like kitty titties, don’t you Squidward?
2025-02-17 19:00:16 +0000 UTC
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Insults carry more weight than you think~
2025-02-17 11:00:10 +0000 UTC
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She take da bite
2025-02-16 11:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Goat I’d Like To Fuck?
Well, I mean, if she looks like THAT?!
Then yeah~
2025-02-15 11:00:11 +0000 UTC
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It’s like these stinky puns write themselves
2025-02-14 19:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Read the controls before you start just mashing random buttons on your universal remote!
2025-02-14 11:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Sometimes you need a little nudge out the door from your friends~
2025-02-13 19:12:26 +0000 UTC
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Pay attention to posted signs in any establishment you’re in
They’re either for your safety, or a standing threat to influence your behavior
And it’s probably best to not poke the bear and just be a GOOD GIRL instead~
2025-02-13 19:02:47 +0000 UTC
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With a figure like that?
Yeah, I’d be at a loss for words too…
2025-02-12 19:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Truly tragic - My heart goes out to all afflicted by this trrbl vrs
2025-02-11 19:00:30 +0000 UTC
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Finding out you have allergies to new products can be a ‘bitch’~
2025-02-11 11:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Nya-t too much going on here~
Move along stranger
2025-02-10 19:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Just give in…
It feels so much better when you’re enjoying what’s happening to you~
2025-02-10 11:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Whoever said life reflects art, just know that I’m trying to make life better for you perverts~
2025-02-09 19:00:03 +0000 UTC
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It’s best to treat trespassing strangers with a great sense of caution, even if they’re not in your house
2025-02-09 11:00:08 +0000 UTC
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He just wants to love (and suck) you~
2025-02-08 19:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Love Triangles have a way of getting heated and putting people in heat~
2025-02-08 11:00:05 +0000 UTC
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She’s tasked to take extra good care of you~
2025-02-07 19:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Very funny Mods, but I got banned for this
>: (
2025-02-07 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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They just want to mess you…
It’s SUPER innocent pranks - I PROMISE!
They just want to confuse you, get you lost, and keep you from EVER leaving & playing with anyone else EVER AGAIN…
You ARE their newest plaything, after all~
2025-02-06 19:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Handle all hazardous materials with care…
ESPECIALLY if they’re listed as “Infectious substances, affecting humans” or “Infectious substances, affecting animals”
If they’re listed as BOTH, then you’d better HOPE that you don’t get exposed…
2025-02-06 11:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Look at that…
That sweet calcium rich bod…
Yeah, that’s what bone-daddy likes~
2025-02-05 19:00:14 +0000 UTC
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You’ve just gotta let the baby bird leave the nest
It’s sad, but also amazing!
Well that’s enough sappy & sad talk - Furry TF time~
2025-02-05 11:00:07 +0000 UTC
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It’s a classic
If you’ve done it, you know there’s nothing quite like doing this with ‘the one’~
2025-02-04 19:00:04 +0000 UTC
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