Name Quickie: Brandon
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Name Quickie: Karl
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Name Quickie: Shy Craig
This audio is for anyone who is named Craig and is shy. This name quickie contains L-bombs and a creampie
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May Audio Poll
I'm still wondering when Patreon will stop allowing me to add more options to a poll - do you think there will be a limit?
If you don't know how this works; every month on the 2nd I post a poll with stories that were ideas suggested by Patrons. The one with the most votes by the 11th of the month becomes a FREE audio shared for all! You help decide the content I release :)
Every losing story gets carried over into the next months poll and you have more and more options to pick ...
Content Coming Up In May
Hi again!
Ohhh I've been a little busy bee over here; with spring in full force, I've been doing a lot of gardening! Every summer I grow food in my tiny backyard in the city I live in, but I also have 27 acres of farmland that I'm ACTUALLY planning to do some planting on this year. I'm thinking some big patches of sunflowers and maybe pumpkins! I'm sure it'll be a challenge, but I'll let you know how things go :) Do you have any summer hobbies you are looking forward to?
As ...
2024-05-01 16:05:51 +0000 UTC View PostFree SFW: The Extradimensional Pet Shop [16mins]
Summary: You finally decided to visit that strange pet shop that you always walk by. You've never been inside before, but you've recently decided to find yourself an animal companion so now seems like as good a time as any to satisfy your curiosity. You just assumed that the name "Extradimensional Pet Shop" was just some kind of gimmick, but you quickly discover that the name is quite accurate.
Themes in this audio include: [Pet Store Owner]...
Archive Box: Breeding Bandit - The Getaway [17mins]
Summary: They call you the Breeding Bandit, and you’re after another big score. The biggest yet. $6 million in diamonds, while the rest of the city is on lockdown from a blizzard. But to pull such daring heist you’ll need your best getaway driver; a sassy fanatic who’s already given birth to several of your children. Yet something tells you she wants something more from you...
Themes in this audio include: [Ex Girlfriend] [Reunited] [Ra...
Name Quickie: Favor
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Name Quickie: Theo
This audio is for anyone named Theo - I was asked to pronounce this one as "Tee-Oh"
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Archive Box: Your Beautiful All-Natural Model Gives You JOI [18 min]
Summary: Welcome to your personal art lesson. Today we are studying the natural feminine form. Sit back, relax and let your goddess guide you both to orgasm
Themes in this audio include: [Art Class] [Goddess] [Pubic Hair] [Bush] [All Natural] [Body Descriptions] [Jerk Off Instructions] [Good Boy] [Affirmations] [Cum On Me] [Soothing]
2024-04-24 20:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostFree SFW Audio: 11 - Trouble At A Gas Station In The Middle Of The Night
The pit-stop gets a little more violent than anticipated. When there's no cops around, everything's legal, right? Themes in this audio incl
Summary: The pit-stop gets a little more violent than anticipated. When there's no cops around, everything's legal, right?
Themes in this audio include: [Supernatural] [Vampire] [Allies to ???] [Teasing] [Playful] [Dark] [Blood drinking] [Injury] [Death]
Script by reddit user u/SpeakSoftCarryA...
Free Audio: Your Fit Sugar Baby Wants To Go Full Bimbo [22mins]
*This story was an idea suggested by a patron AND won Aprils poll - Here's the breakdown:
Your Fit Sugar Baby Wants To Go Full Bimbo 33%) VS Rich Bitch CEO Unboxes And Uses You Like The Bioslave You Are (9%) VS Yandere Wife Swallows Sluts From The Club To Punish You (13%) VS Becoming The Master’s Strongest Slut (24%) VS Order Up! Sous Chef Takes You Aside For A Stern Lesson (21%) - Become a Quickie member or higher to vote on the audios I ...
Name Quickie: Luke
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Archive Box: Giving The Human Thief Some Giant Cock To Avoid Prison [37mins]
Summary: The thief you’re partnered with is cocky, crazy, and more than a little curious what a Hill Giant like you keeps in his trousers. But not curious enough to do more than flirt. That is, until the Lord of the Watch catches the two of you with a pouch of stolen gold. Suddenly the only way to escape arrest is to convince the Watch you’re man and wife, even if that means consummating your sham marriage despite the impossible size difference
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Free SFW Audio: 10 - Vampires Make The Worst Copilots
The journey is long, the signal's shit, and you have a vampire riding shotgun. What could go wrong?
Summary: The journey is long, the signal's shit, and you have a vampire riding shotgun. What could go wrong?
Themes in this audio include: [Supernatural] [Vampire] [Allies to ???] [Teasing] [Playful]
Script by reddit user u/SpeakSoftCarryAStick
Art by X user @LemonPieNsfw
Archive Box: Im Evolved To Need Your Seed [26 min]
Summary: You're outside working on the garden in the spring when a whisper... or a scent... catches your attention. You're being seduced by a plant girl who needs you for your seed
Themes in this audio include: [Monster Girl] [Plant Girl] [Femdom] [Vines] [BDSM] [Bondage] [Tying The Listener Up] [Outdoor] [Public] [Pheromones] [Slow Start] [Crawling To You] [Blowjob] [Tit-Job] [Self-Lubricating] [Cowgirl] [Creampie] [Wet Sounds]
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Tease SFW: Brownie Fairy Cleans You
Summary: This fairy has a problem with your cleanliness! Sit back and relax while they complain about how poorly you’re sleeping, and set you right! Featuring some ear cleaning and the very rare eye-cleaning. Remember to leave out the Oreos if you want another visit from her!
Themes in this audio include: [F4A] [Fussy] [Pampering] [Ear Cleaning] [Eye Cleaning] [Bossy] [Size Difference] [Binaural Audio]
Script by @Logosomancer
Name Quickie: Quentin
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Name Quickie: Kyle
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April Audio Poll
We are back with THE MOST CHOICES A POLL HAS EVER HAD! Okay; to be fair I could say that from here on out; lol but this has gotten really fun. I can see how divided everyone is and its not going to get any easier. Im going to keep adding options until patreon wont let me anymore haha! The two new additions for this month are at the bottom of the list; the audio with the most votes will become this months FREE audio release funded by Patrons. All these stories were suggested by patrons and all...
2024-04-02 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostContent Coming Up In April
Hi! Hello! Okay, Wow - Last month was a total whirlwind for me, and I'm slowly getting back into the groove of things. To summarize whats been going on; Gumroad is no longer supporting NSFW creators, so I had to move my Erotic Audio Shop. Its been moved to CLIPS4SALE (they're the only platform that will allow me to host my more taboo themed content) I am also trying to get it hosted on other sites like Fansly and Onlyfans. Its a slow process and they aren't accepting of every type of audio I ...
2024-04-01 23:02:41 +0000 UTC View PostFree Audio: Capturing the ‘Breeding Bandit’
Click here for Part 2: Breeding Bandit - The Getaway
Summary: FBI Special Agent BB has finally tracked you down - the infamous Breeding Bandit. You’re a criminal mastermind who’s terrorized the country for years, leaving empty bank vaults and pregnant mothers i...
Archive Box: Addressing Your Small Penis With Your Fiancé at Therapy [22min]
Summary: Your fiancé has insisted you two go to therapy. Things just aren't working out for her... you arent pleasing her sexually. But that's okay! Don't worry. That's why you're at therapy today. To work through this "little" issue. Your "little" problem. To find a solution that satisfies BOTH of you.
Themes in this audio include: [Femdom] [SPH] [4Inches] [Realistic] [Open Relationship] [Judging Your Cock] [Handjob] [Lube] [Brief Girl O...
2024-03-27 20:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostFree SFW: Your Mage Spouse Shrinks You and Cuddles You [15mins]
Summary: Your girlfriend is a mage and the love of your life. You love them so much that you want to share something that you would never tell anyone else!! The only problem is that you’re afraid. You trust her, but you still can’t bring yourself to say what’s on your mind. Maybe she has a way to help with that?
Themes in this audio include: [F4A] [Shrinking] [Magic] [Cuddles] [Heartbeat] [Vulnerability] [Establis...
2024-03-26 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostFree SFW: 100 Affirmations
Summary: I need you to know that tough times are temporary. They come and go in waves, just as the good times do. But sometimes it feels like the tough times last longer than the good times; and when that happens; it makes carrying on regularly so much more difficult. But, I want you to know I'm here to help
Themes in this audio include: [F4A] [Audio Roleplay] [Sleep Aid] [Confidence Booster] [Whispers] [Mentions of Anxiety] [Comp...
Archive Box: Concert Wife Wants To Have Another Afterparty... In Private [22mins]
Click here to listen to Part 1: Concert Wife Deepthroats You When Her Husband Ditches Her At The After-Party
Summary: Opportunity doesn’t knock twice. Unless it’s a horny wife who can’t stop thinking about your amazing cock after she took it down her thr...
Throwback: My Rock Radio Demo
I had a lot of people ask me about sharing some audio from my old radio announcer days; so here's a treat for you! Back when I was a host on a rock station in 2014!! Enjoy this clip from my LIVE radio show; where I talk about the history of the internet, the price of beef going up and robotic pole dancers
2024-03-22 21:22:23 +0000 UTC View PostName Quickie: Noah
This audio is for anyone named Noah
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Tease NSFW: Figuring Out The "First Time" With Your Giantess Girlfriend [34mins]
Summary: You’ve dated for awhile, and your giantess girlfriend finally admits that she’s never done this before—sex with a human—someone so small that they could fit in her hand. You’re in the same boat, so the two of you try to figure out how you can both enjoy an intimate experience together.
Themes in this audio include: [GFE] [Gentle Fdom] [Giggly] [Giantess] [Monstergirl] [Shy Girl] [A Little Ticklish] [Body Worship] [Getting L...
Free SFW: Sleep Demon Tempts You Into Bed [27mins]
Summary: You've been staying up way too late and your sleep demon isn't happy about that...
Themes in this audio include: [Sleep Demon Narrator x Human Listener] [Flirting] [Sleep Encouragement] [Dominant Sleep Demon] [Kinda Possessive] [Sleep Aid] [Cuddling] [Kissing]
Written by reddit user u/softlikestatic