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Once In A Lifetime #14 "Stalked by My Doctor: A Sleepwalker's Nightmare"

Doctor Beck is back, baaay-baaaaaaaay! 

On this edition of Once In A Lifetime, the guys drop back in to see what's up with Dr. Beck in the next entry of this bonk franchise, Stalked by My Doctor: A Sleepwalker's Nightmare! In this astonishing, possibly unprecedented, crossover event, the Stalked franchise teams up with the Sleepwalking In Suburbia world to bring back that movie's hero, Shelly the titular sleepwalker, who winds up looking...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #54 - Boss Nass

Recorded in front of a "live" studio audience in "Chicago, Illinois"

On this month's sloppy, bleep-filled edition of our Star Wars sideshow, the guys are joined in-studio by the biggest motorboatin' S.O.B. in the galaxy, Boss Nass! The gang learns all about how Nass rose through the ranks to become Boss of the Gungan High Council, provided Bongo Submarines to Jar Jar Binks and the Jedi, oversaw a disastrous zoo accident of some kind, and of course attended Queen Padm...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: Mailbag Reject

Hi Folks,

It's that time again. Wherein you ask a brief, direct question below and we do our best to answer it in this month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Please be sure to sign your question below with your name and where you're writing from.

Thanks!

Steve from Jersey City

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Animation Damnation - Beast Wars "Double Dinobot"

On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the abysmally animated Transformers spin-off, Beast Wars

The episode covered, "Double Dinobot," which originally aired back on November 5, 1996, raises certain questions like: Why do the Maximals appear to live in that barren, poorly animated landscape? Were we supposed to throw up every time Rattrap was on screen? And should we have allowed these companies to make cartoons with sub-Nintend...

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MELR0210 #62 - 90210's "Wedding Bell Blues" & Melrose Place's "Under the Mistletoe"

It's our monthly recap of sexy, Los Angeles-set, 1990s television! 

First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the wild season two finale, "Wedding Bell Blues"! Originally airing back on May 7, 1992, this ep features Jim Walsh losing his mind over Brenda and Dylan's secret Mexico trip, Kelly Taylor getting closer to the Riverboat Strangler, and Jackie Taylor and Mel Silver finally tying the knot... at the Walsh house! 

Then up the street on Melrose Place, w...

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BIG DADDY DISPATCH: JUNE 2023

Dispatch Seventy Six June 5th, 2023

Greetings WHM Family!

We’re back home! Apologies for the delay, but those cross-country tours will really take it outta ya! We were lucky enough to play for two great crowds in two of our favorite cities, and even better, we got to meet a ton of you nice fo...

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WLM - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

On this month’s globetrotting W❤️M, the guys are chatting about the wildly good adventure sequel, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade! Is River Phoenix’s haircut period appropriate? Did Marcus Brody get brain damage in Venice? And how in the world did they not immediately see that X on the library floor? PLUS: Indy and Elsa go on House Hunters International!

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade stars Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Denholm Elliot, Alison Do...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #53 - Yarna d'al' Gargan

Recorded at the Organa Memorial Bandshell, Imperial City, Coruscant 5.4.23

On this wild addition to the Gleep Glossary, the guys learn all about the hard life of unappreciated palace singer, Yarna d'al' Gargan! How close was she with famed dead palace singer, Oola? Did Yarna actually look like Jabba's mother? And is this gleep glop just like a space camel that can dance or what? And is this one of the most tragic characters in Star Wars View Post

The Nexus #81 - "Whom Gods Destroy" / "Sarek"

On this month's edition of our Star Trek chat show, the guys are talking about a dull, repetitive TOS and a fantastic, historic episode of TNG!

First up on TOS, it's "Whom Gods Destroy." First airing on January 3, 1969, this episode has the Enterprise crew trying to cure all mental illness in one fell swoop on a prison planet, while Kirk and Spock are tormented by a former Starfleet captain-turned shape-shifting maniac named Garth, as the rest of the Enterp...

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Mailbag Reject: Big Daddy Dispatch

Hi Folks,

It's that time again. Wherein you ask a brief, direct question below and we do our best to answer it in this month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Please be sure to sign your question below with your name and where you're writing from.

Thanks!

Steve from Jersey City

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MELR0210 #61 - 90210's "Mexican Standoff" & Melrose Place's "Strange Bedfellows"

On this month's flashback to sunny 1990's California, the gang chats about two out-RAGEOUS episodes of Fox Primetime soaps! 

First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the non-streaming episode, "Mexican Standoff"! Originally airing April 30, 1992, this episode features Brenda and Dylan sneaking down to Mexico for a romantic weekend, all while Kelly, who is having trouble accepting the fact that Jackie and Mel's wedding is coming up, meets a certain sexy riverboat strangler wh...

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Animation Damnation - Rugrats "Angelica's Worst Nightmare/The Mega Diaper Babies"

On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are re-capping an episode of the beloved Nickelodeon cartoon, Rugrats

The episode in question, "Angelica's Worst Nightmare/The Mega Diaper Babies," first hit the air back on March 13, 1994 and has one kinda fine segment and one that's definitely meant for children only! The "Angelica's Worst Nightmare" segment features the eldest Rugrat whining about possibly getting a sibling and ha...

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Making It So - The Final Season of "Star Trek: Picard"

“Let ‘er rip!” // “Let’s go Knicks!”*

On the first in a while—and final—episode of Making It So, Andrew and Steve are breaking down what turned out to be the completely fantastic final season of Star Trek: Picard. How great was it seeing the old gang back together, all having grown and changed in various and interesting ways? Has the Enterprise D every looked better? How many accolades can we shower Amanda Plummer with for her amazing...

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WLM - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1

On this month’s superhero-sized W❤️M, the guys are boarding the Milano to have an intergalactic conversation about the totally fantastic Guardians of the Galaxy

Could just anyone do the Groot performance? Why can’t more of these movies be this well-written? Does any other section of the MCU have this much heart? And how great is the 🐐 Michael Rooker in this movie? PLUS: What was America’s reaction, specifically the show Unsolved Mysteries, ...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: May 2023

Dispatch Seventy Five May 1st, 2023

Greetings WHM Family!

Holy crap, we just slung a whole lotta APE content at you folks in the month of Ape-ril! We had four main feed episodes, one Direct-to-DVD Chimp-tastic nightmare, and yes, even a virtual live show on the biggest APE of them all, King ...

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MELR0210 #60 - 90210's "Things to Do on a Rainy Day" & Melrose Place's "Duet for One"

On this edition of our 1990s L.A.-set primetime drama re-cap show, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin back to the show to chat about two very different eps of Fox Primetime! 

On Beverly Hills, 90210, the gang gets wet on "Things to Do on a Rainy Day." Originally airing April 23, 1992, this episode is the famous one with the Color Me Bad appearance, which also features Donna finding out her mother is having a torrid affair, the guys hiring an at-home stripper, and Jim & Ci...

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The Nexus #80 - "Elaan of Troyius" / "The Most Toys"

On this edition of The Nexus, we're talking about two Trek episodes that each have a great guest star! 

First up on TOS, the episode in question is "Elaan of Troyius," which originally aired on December 20, 1968. This ep guest stars France Nuyen as the titular Elaan, an alien bride-to-be who is not-so-thrilled about the nuptial arrangements, hates everyone aboard the Enterprise, doesn't care if her planet goes to war with another, but is of course ready to fall ha...

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Once In A Lifetime #13 "Spymate"

On this installment of our bi-monthly Made-for-TV-movie re-cap show, we're taking a slight detour to talk about the direct-to-DVD espionage thriller, Spymate! 

Gotta acknowledge positive stuff when we can, there's a surprisingly good amount of stunt work in this movie, no? And Debra Jo Rupp is great. But also, what is with this desert opening? How obnoxious are these circus folks? Did this Mike Muggins guy kill his wife? How can a kid be this book-smart but also this dumb ...

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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 24: The Return

CAUTION: SPOILERS ABOUND (OBVIOUSLY)

On this week's episode, the gang gets to the end of the road with a re-cap of "Chapter 24: The Return." Written by Jon Favreau and directed by Rick Famuyiwa, this wild-ass season finale has a Mandalorian battle for the ages, fun video game-level action, incredible ship stuff, Mando breakin' necks with his bare hands, a mass Mandalorian baptism, Grogu getting a promotion, mouser droids falling off cliffs, R5-D4 taking it out,...

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WHM DIGITAL LIVE SHOW ON KING KONG (2005) IS TOMORROW NIGHT!



Hello Loyal Patreon Subscriber,

We have an amazing live show coming up TOMORROW NIGHT at 9PM EST on Peter Jackson's Bush-Era update of King Kong! You do not want to miss this show where we revisit Jackson's Lord of the Rings follow-up....

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Mailbag Reject: May Big Daddy Dispatch

Hi Folks,

It's that time again. Wherein you ask a brief, direct question below and we do our best to answer it in this month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Please be sure to sign your question below with your name and where you're writing from.

Thanks!

Steve from Jersey City

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #52 - Wicket W. Warrick

Recorded at Mothma's Chuckle Hut, Imperial City, Coruscant 4.7.23

On this ape-adjacent edition of the Gleep Glossary, the guys learn all about beloved Ewok hero, Wicket W. Warrick! How cushy were these Ewok tree apartments? How many of these fuzzy little creatures have tasted human flesh? And what's with the worshipping of protocol droids, but Ewoks have no love for the astromechs? PLUS: We'd all eat a delicious little Keebler elf, right folks?  <...

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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 23: The Spies

CAUTION: SPOILERS ABOUND (OBVIOUSLY)

On this week's episode, the guys are stoked to finally get to the fireworks factory! 

In "Chapter 23: The Spies," written by (Cowboy Hat-Wearin') Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau, and directed by Rick Famuyiwa, we see the adversarial Mandalorian tribes join together to explore the world of Mandalore, meanwhile Moff Gideon has an awesome Imperial meeting, Elia Kane is in Star Wars Bladerunner, Greef Karga gifts...

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WLM - Planet of the Apes (1968)

On this month’s We 🦧 Movies, we’re chatting about an ape-solutely fantastic piece of science fiction filmmaking, the 1968 Planet of the Apes! How incredible is all the stuff even before we get to the apes? Have you marveled at all the fabulously designed sets inside Ape City? And what was the budget for all those people-catcher nets on this production? Had to be pretty high. PLUS: Womb-y Babies vs. Egg Babies!

Planet of the Apes (1968)...

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Animation Damnation - Donkey Kong Country "Vote of Kong-fidence"

On this month's Animation Damnation, our cartoon re-cap show is going bananas as the guys chat about a ridiculous episode of the totally forgotten Donkey Kong Country cartoon! 

The episode in question, "Vote of Kong-fidence," originally hit the air (and was seen by no one) back on April 7, 2000, and features Donkey Kong running for public office (with a really iffy "island"-ish accent), a couple horrendously written and performed songs, and some of the mos...

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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 22: Guns for Hire

CAUTION: SPOILERS ABOUND (OBVIOUSLY)

On this week's Mandalorian Half-Hour, the guys wonder if this was one cameo too many? 

In "Chapter 22: Guns for Hire," which was written by Jon Favreau and directed by Bryce Dallas Howard, Din and Bo-Katan head to an Epcot Center-looking community on an independent planet where droids do all the work while the citizens and rulers of Plazir-15 sit around eating, drinking, and playing space bocce ball! How ...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: April 2023


Dispatch Seventy Four April 3rd, 2023

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The Nexus #79 - "In the Pale Moonlight" / "Tsunkatse"

It's the annual patron-curated edition of our Star Trek re-cap show! 

First up on DS9, it's the fan-favorite episode "In the Pale Moonlight"! This total-banger episode originally aired back on April 15, 1998, and finds the DS9 gang knee-deep in the Dominion War, where Captain Sisko goes against everything he believes to make some moves to win the war for the Federation. His idea? Get the Romulans involved in the war through lies and misdirection—like a magician!...

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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 21: The Pirate

CAUTION: SPOILERS ABOUND (OBVIOUSLY)

On an all-new episode of The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the guys are hitting the high seas... but in space! 

In "Chapter 21: The Pirate," which was written by Jon "The Favs" Favreau and directed by Peter "Oscar-Winning Co-Director of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse" Ramsey, this episode sees the great city on Nevarro briefly taken over by some dastardly space pirates. Was Greef Karga playing Star W...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #51 - R5D4 a.k.a. Skippy the Jedi Droid

Recorded at the Coruscant Opera House, Imperial City, Coruscant 3.17.23

On this outrageous, patron-selected episode of the Gleep Glossary, the guys are chatting about R5D4 a.k.a. Skippy the Jedi Droid! Was Skippy the worst droid bar server in all of Tatooine? Did he really become force sensitive via semi-lethal injection? Is he solely responsible for the rebellion's victory? Is there an alternate universe where Luke Skywalker is just a sad townie instead of a l...

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