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The Nexus #72 - "Day of the Dove" / "Yesterday's Enterprise"

It's our monthly trip into the STAR TREK universe as we step into... The Nexus!

First up, it's a real clunker of a TOS episode with "Day of the Dove." Originally airing back on November 1, 1968, this episode features a bunch of Klingons in horrendous face makeup, Bones and Scotty being super racist toward Spock, and Chekov running around talking about a fake brother! 

Then over on TNG, it's one of the best episodes in all seven seasons, "Yesterday's...

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WHM Live in Toronto: Pre-Sale Starts Today!

UPDATE: The pre-sale code is now working on Ticketmaster! 

Greetings, loyal Patreon subscribers! 

We are delighted to announce that on Thursday, October 27, we will be playing our first ever Canadian show in the beautiful city of Toronto! That night, we'll be at the Royal Theatre talking Saw IV! A ridiculous horror movie right before Halloween? How... SPOOKTACULAR!  

In just a few shorts minutes, at 10am/et today, the pre-sale for our...

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MELR0210 #52 - 90210's "A Walsh Family Christmas" & Melrose Place's "Of Bikes and Men"

It's another super-sized edition of our flashback trip to sexy, sunny, 1990s Los Angeles on MELR0210!

First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the extra-long, out-of-season episode, "A Walsh Family Christmas"! Originally airing back on December 19, 1991, this episode has Brandon visiting/taunting Emily Valentine in the psychiatric hospital, Steve Sanders finding out his biological mother was iced in a car wreck, Dylan checking in on his dad in prison, Cindy becoming obse...

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Once In A Lifetime #9 "The Wrong Roommate"

On this edition of our Lifetime movie chat show, we're talking about the outrageous, nearly Vivica A. Fox-less thriller, The Wrong Roommate! 

This wild movie, from A Talking Cat!?! auteur David DeCoteau, features Vivica A. Fox as a detective cold on the trail, a handsome stud who may be interested in teenage girls, Eric Roberts as a maybe art history professor, and some of the funniest scorpion paintings you've ever seen in your life!&nb...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: Mailbag Reject Submissions!

Hey Friends,

It's that time of the month, wherein you ask us a brief, direct question and all four of us answer it in our humorous inimitable style in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Be sure to include your name and where you're writing from to be considered. Comment with your questions below! 


Thanks!
Steve from Jersey City

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Animation Damnation - Dilbert: "Little People"

On this month's super-sized AD, the guys are chatting about what Chris Cabin so rightly deemed "Libertarian Wallace and Gromit," it's the endlessly obnoxious Dilbert! 

The episode in question, "Little People," originally aired back on April 5, 1999, and features Dilbert getting accused of looking at pornography at work, Dogbert admitting he doesn't believe in evolution, a bunch of employees getting high on markers, and an army of tiny people living beneat...

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WLM - Robocop (1987)

On this month's WLM, the guys are chatting about one of the absolute best films about a dead guy who gets turned into a robot, Paul Verhoeven's Robocop! Has there been a smarmier, nastier villain than the great Kurtwood Smith's portrayal of Clarence Boddicker? How great are all the interstitial TV bits? And why have we, as a society, moved so far away from awesome stop-motion model work? PLUS: Who wouldn't have jumped at the opportunity to do coke with Miguel Ferrer...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #44 - Mace Windu

In this entry of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, the guys hear the story of the baddest Jedi in the galaxy, Mace Windu! 

Hear all about Mace facing off against Gank Killers, how even when asleep he was a menacing figure, how he rarely needed to use the Force to persuade others, trained some killer space dogs, created his own lightsaber technique, and eventually ascended the ranks to become the co-head of the Jedi Council! PLUS: Jedi Grill Master -- the best job in the galaxy...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: August 2022

Dispatch Sixty Seven, July 29th, 2022



Greetings WHM Family!

And just like that, Season 12 has come to a close! What an incredible season it was, folks, and as always we have you to thank! Thank you for staying with us all these years, inspiring us to do more moronic jokes, and thank you for plunking down your hard earned cash to keep this great machine moving. ...

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Animation Damnation - ReBoot: "The Tearing"

On this month's AD, the gang is trying (and mostly failing) to make heads or tails of this horrendous ReBoot cartoon! 

The episode in question, the show's pilot, "The Tearing," first started warping children's minds back on September 10, 1994 and features incredibly crude computer animation, disgustingly designed characters, awful writing, an incomprehensible plot, and even with all this going for it, the show managed to be picked up and last more than two weeks! The 90s w...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #43 - 4-LOM

On this month's entry in our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the gang all about 4-LOM, the bug-faced guy who's actually not a bug person, but rather a robot bounty hunter! 4-LOM held many positions in his life, including being a human-cyborg relations expert on an intergalactic cruise ship, a master thief and information broker, and eventually, a bounty hunter working for scum like Jabba and Vader!

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story is a show where the guy...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: Mailbag Reject

Hello Patreon Friends!


It's that time of the month: wherein you ask us brief, direct questions below and we choose one to answer! One stipulation though, PLEASE sign your question with your name and where you are writing from to be considered.


Thank you!

Steve from Jersey City 

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The Nexus #71 - "Spectre of the Gun" / "A Matter of Perspective"

It's our monthly trip to Trek-land as we step into... The Nexus! 

First up on TOS, it's the trippy, surreal episode, "Spectre of the Gun"! Originally airing October 25, 1968, this episode has nearly all Enterprise senior staff stuck in a weird O.K. Corral simulation after trespassing in alien space, Chekov falling for a lovely lady who isn't real, zombie cowboys that are creep-city, and Kirk fist-fighting Wyatt Earp! 

Then over at TNG,...

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WLM - Iron Man 3

On this month's WLM, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza once again spills over onto the Patreon feed as we discuss one of the all-time great MCU films, Shane Black's Iron Man 3! How thrilling is it to have such a "small" story for this film, a welcomed shift from all the universe-ending Avengers-related stuff? Is the Air Force One rescue scene the best Iron Man action sequence we've seen to date? And wow, did we really need to see how much of a cokehead Happy Hogan was circ...

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MELR0210 #51 - 90210's "Chuckie's Back" & Melrose Place's "Fire Power"

It's another super-sized edition of our flashback trip to sunny, 1990s Los Angeles on MELR0210! 

First up on the program, we're talking about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "Chuckie's Back," which is unfortunately not available on streaming thanks to some music rights crap, so track down the DVD or, ya know... Originally airing back on December 12, 1991, this episode features Steve Sanders having to kiss the ass of his childhood enemy, Donna getting sh...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: July 2022

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #42 - Davin "Look, Sir, Droids!" Felth

On this entry of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the guys all about one of the absolute most important and beloved characters in all the Galaxy, Davin Felth, the stormtrooper who says, "Look, sir, droids!" This fella joined the Imperial trooper corps at the age of 18 and was eventually stationed on Tatooine where he did indeed discover the presence of C3P0 and R2D2, who eventually got away and delivered the Death Star plans successfully anyway. But hey, at least Davin had tw...

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The Nexus #70 - "Is There in Truth No Beauty?" / "Deja Q"

It's our monthly trip through Star Trek history and this time we're chatting about two 'sodes that are pretty much neck-and-neck quality-wise! 

First up on TOS, it's the obnoxiously titled, "Is There in Truth No Beauty?" Originally airing back on October 18, 1968, this episode has Spock wearing a hilarious visor so he doesn't go insane, the Enterprise crew being forbidden to look at some ugly guy that lives in a box, the boys being unprofessional at a work dinner,...

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Obi-Pod Kenobi #5

On this installment of our latest Star Wars Universe re-cap show, Obi-Pod Kenobi, we're chatting about the wild-ass sixth and final part of the Disney+ limited series!

This episode has a ton to love, including a fantastic fight scene that desperately needed to be lit better, tons of flying rocks, a really great broken helmet, more decent space chases, a really solid home invasion, a couple characters clearly h...

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Animation Damnation - Happily Ever After: Fairy Tales for Every Child "Henny Penny"

This month on AD, we celebrate the ONE HUNDREDTH episode of the show with a convo around a totally insane episode of HBO's Happily Ever After: Fair Tales for Everyone! The episode in question, "Henny Penny," originally aired on the Home Box Office network back on November 2, 1999, and features the mind-boggling voice casting of the following American dignitaries: Johnnie Cochran, Sharon Stone, Alan Dershowitz, Mary Hart, Geraldine Ferraro, Jesse Jackson, Rudy Giuliani, and, somehow, ...

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BDD Mailbag Reject

Hello Patreon Friends!

It's that time again! Wherein we ask you to ask US a short, direct question in the comments below, we read them, and pick one to answer in July's upcoming Big Daddy Dispatch!

To be considered, you must sign your post with your name and where you are writing from!

That's about it! Hope you all are having a great summer!

Steve from Jersey City 


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Obi-Pod Kenobi #4

On this installment of our latest Star Wars Universe re-cap show, Obi-Pod Kenobi, we're chatting about the action-heavy fifth part of the Disney+ limited series! 

This episode has Obi-Wan and company returning to Jabiim just in time to fend off the invading imperial forces, a pretty important "opposite sides of a door" conversation, Vader super-pissed off once again, Reva getting a promotion, Leia pulling a John McClane, and one big, sad explosion! PLUS: T...

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Once In A Lifetime #8 "Babynapped"

On this edition of our wild Lifetime Movie adventure, we're chatting about the doubly named Babynapped a.k.a. Born and Missing! 

This "movie" has everything you want in a Lifetime Movie: several poorly-directed performances, a couple of characters whose motivations are left confusingly unexplained, a ridiculous crime perpetrated in suburbia, an out-of-left-field time jump, a surprise relocation to Hawaii, and a hospital set taken straight out of a bad Nightmar...

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Obi-Pod Kenobi #3

On this installment of our latest Star Wars Universe re-cap show, Obi-Pod Kenobi, we're chatting about the totally rocking fourth part of the Disney+ limited series!

In this episode, we've got Obi-Wan trying out a Bacta tank, Leia holding up incredibly well under threat of physical torture, Kenobi going swimming, Tala dressing down a shitty security guard, and Vader getting more pissed off than he's been in a really, really long time! PLUS: The gang recalls t...

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MELR0210 #50 - 90210's "My Desperate Valentine" & Melrose Place's "Revenge"

It's our monthly flashback to gorgeous Los Angeles in the early 1990s! 

First up, we're chatting about the outrageous Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "My Desperate Valentine"! Getting in front of people's eyes for the first time on November 21, 1991, this episode chronicles the downfall of Emily Valentine, has the gang building a lame float that Emily tries to set on fire, a secret Zodiac-esque terror writing into the Beverly Blaze, and Brenda and Dylan getting horny in publ...

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Obi-Pod Kenobi #2

On this installment of our latest Star Wars Universe re-cap show, Obi-Pod Kenobi, we're chatting about the fairly bad-ass third part of the Disney+ limited series!

In this episode, we see Obi-Wan getting multiple Force phone calls sent straight to Qui-Gon Jinn's Force Ghost voicemail, what a beautiful Darth Vader morning looks like, Reva making a play for the Grand Inquisitor job, Kenobi and Leia hitchhiking with a real one from the Galaxy's heartland, and a su...

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WLM - Jurassic Park

On this month's WLM, the guys are chatting about one of the all-time great Steve Spielberg classics, Jurassic Park! How out-of-this-world excellent is this John Williams score? Does it get any better than Goldblum and that open shirt? And would it have killed them to make it just the slightest bit bloodier? PLUS: What are some of the worst jobs at the park? Raptor gatekeeper has to be right up there, right? 

Jurassic Park stars Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff...

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The Nexus #69 - "And the Children Shall Lead" / "The High Ground"

It's our monthly trip through Star Trek history and we're chatting about an okay TNG and one of the worst episodes of TOS ever created! 

First up on TOS, it's the wretched episode, "And the Children Shall Lead"! Originally airing October 11, 1968, this episode features the Big Three stumbling on a whole Jonestown-esque mess of corpses, a bunch of shit-eating kids taking over the Enterprise by making the jerk-off motion, and a famous, rea...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #41 - George R. Binks

In this entry of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, the guys learn all about the number one dude in the galaxy who definitely should've never procreated, George R. Binks! Yes, the father of galactic village idiot, Jar Jar Binks, George came up in a family of space whalers, once encouraged his own son to get lost at sea, and was such a terrible marksman, he even botched his own suicide attempt! PLUS: A fabulous new spin for the Ernest-verse!

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars S...

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Obi-Pod Kenobi #1

On the maiden voyage of our latest Star Wars Universe re-cap show, Obi-Pod Kenobi, we're chatting about the first two parts of the Disney+ limited series! 

How great is it to see Ewan McGregor slide back into a role that is far-and-away the best part of the prequels? Why did handsome Sung Kang have to be completely covered in makeup? Is Kenobi smelling like desert fish or whatever he's chopping up at work? And wow, it turns out if you distill the prequels ...

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