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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 16: The Rescue

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On the season finale of The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the gang straps in for a lengthy (well over half-hour) discussion on the polarizing season 2 finale, "Chapter 16: The Rescue." With this episode making so much from the last episode feel less special, why couldn't the finale just be a two-parter? How rad was the Mando v. Dark Trooper one-on-one? And will Tarkin Toons every not look completely soulless and inhuman? P...

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Animation Damnation - Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

On this month's AD, the gang tackles their longest cartoon yet, the feature-length animated film, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm! Released on Christmas 1993, this rushed-to-theaters project could've been a total disaster, but instead completely rules and features Bruce Wayne flashbacks that don't show you his parents getting gunned down, a lot of hilarious mafioso murders, a solid outing to the Gotham World's Fair, and another magnificent performance from Mark Hamill as the Joker! PLUS...

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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 15: The Believer

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On this week's re-cap, the guys are chatting about the so-so episode, "Chapter 15: The Believer." Why didn't Bill Burr put that helmet back on? How rad was the pirate attack sequence? And can someone please just lose their life on this show already ?! PLUS: Justice for Richard Brake! Credit that wonderful man!

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Episode 520 - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

On this month's exclusive WLM episode, the gang goes all-in for a supersized episode discussing Peter Jackson's masterful trilogy's first installment, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring! How incredible is Sir Ian McKellen in this film? Did anyone else wanna smoke up along with Gandalf? And geez, Gimli, maybe you should check in with your family a little more, bud? PLUS: Visceral, gut-busting reactions to Hobbit feet!

LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring sta...

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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 14: The Tragedy

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On this week's re-cap, the guys are chatting about the most excellent, Robert Rodriguez-directed episode, "Chapter 14: The Tragedy." Written by the Favs, this episode featured Mando getting his car messed with big time, Grogu feeling some intense Force vibes, Boba Fett kicking serious stormtrooper ass, and the return of Ming-Na Wen as the assassin Fennec Shand! PLUS: Let us all marvel at the great Giancarlo Esposito still be complete...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #24 - Yoda

On this month's Gleep Glossary entry, the gang gathers round to chat about one of the most obscure characters in Star Wars history, Yoda! Was our good pal Yoda originally just Blanka from Street Fighter? Did he attend Yale? And how much info was George Lucas willing to give Andy Mengels about Yoda's origins? PLUS: The guys learn of an all-new Jedi they need to see back in action: Brant.

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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 13: The Jedi

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On this week's re-cap, the guys are more-or-less thrilled by "Chapter 13: The Jedi"! Written and directed by Dave Filoni, this episode features the debut of Ahsoka Tano, the episode's titular Jedi, played by the always-great Rosario Dawson! And it's also the debut of Baby Yoda's name—Jefferson! We also get some solid-ish time with Michael Biehn (not nearly enough) and some most excellent lightsaber v. beskar spear fight choreograph...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: December 2020

Dispatch Forty Nine, November 27th, 2020



Hello WHM Family!

We did it! You people said it couldn't be done, but we did it! A whole month of podcasts dedicated to the memory of Anthony Wilford Brimely (Tony, to his friends)! A whole month of "s...

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The Nexus #51 - "The Gamesters of Triskelion" / "The Emissary"

On this month's super-sized trip into The Nexus, the guys are chatting about two Trek episodes that are neck-and-neck as to which is the superior television product!

First on TOS, it's the brain-tastic, battle-heavy episode, "The Gamesters of Triskelion." Originally airing January 5th, 1968, this episode features a character straight out of a Simpsons porno parody; Kirk, Uhura and Chekov being forced into combat; and three brain-shaped beings that are also degenerate g...

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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 12: The Siege

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On this week's re-cap, the gang had a ball with this action-packed, Carl Weathers directed episode, "The Siege"! Another banger written by the Favs, this episode features Baby Yoda getting the munchies and housing a sleeve of space cookies, Mando reuniting with some old friends for one helluva mission, Horatio Sanz bringing some legit laughs to the proceedings, and some of the absolute best VFX in the game. PLUS: The guys devise a wa...

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Episode 516 - The China Syndrome

On this Brimsgiving edition of We Love Movies, the gang is chatting about the excellent 1979 message movie,  The China Syndrome! Look at the horrible sandwiches Jack Lemmon keeps eating in this movie! How great did that scuzzy bar look? How elegant is Michael Douglas's beard? Why does Jane Fonda own that turtle? And was Brimley's character sneaking Second Lunch? PLUS: Brimley and Lemmon get cast in Clerks!

The China Syndrome
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Big Daddy Dispatch: Mailbag Reject, December

Hey Folks,

It's that time of the month, wherein dozens of you ask us really good questions and we arbitrarily choose one to answer in the Big Daddy Dispatch. So, please ask us a brief, direct question and sign it with how you'd like your name to appear in the Dispatch. Write below!

-Steve, from Jersey City, NJ

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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 11: The Heiress

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On this week's re-cap, it's a conversation about the action-packed, Bosch-heavy episode, "The Heiress"! Directed by Bryce Dallas Howard and written by The Favs, this episode has some great ship-sinking comedy, a Battlestar-related addition to the cast, helmet-less Mandos, an army of squid-faced gleep glops, and Force Lightning suicide capsules! PLUS: "Hey, Bosch!" [#WHMCallbacks]

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Animation Damnation - Ewoks

On this Brimsgiving-adjacent edition of Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about a bonkers episode of the total trash Star Wars cartoon, Ewoks! The episode in question, " The Curse of the Jindas," originally aired on October 19th, 1985 and features Ewoks bathing in taffy, rock people harassing traveling carnies, and all these gleep glops who supposedly lived on the moon but were hiding when the Empire was occupying Endor! PLUS: A fictitious scenario where Stephen Tob...

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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 10: The Passenger

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On this week's re-cap, the gang is divided over the short-but-fun episode, "Chapter 10: The Passenger"! Will Mando and Peli Motto sleep together this season? Are these New Republic officers turning from revolutionaries into bored traffic cops? And how many space spiders can Steve stomach? PLUS: The actor who plays Frog Lady also played another famous supporting animal character, Amy the Gorilla from Congo!

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #23 - Cindel Towani

On this month's show, the Gleep Glossary gets in on the Brimsgiving festivities with a chat about the garbage, minor character, Cindel Towani! Listen as the guys walk down memory lane reminiscing about one of their earliest episodes, Ewoks: The Battle for Endor! Why do all the Ewoks get names except "Deej's Wife"? Also, Cindel apparently went on to be a reporter and historian, doing some important work on Coruscant? PLUS: Letterman asks Paul for a little "Toobin' music."

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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 9: The Marshal

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On the season premiere of The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the gang is chatting about the most excellent season two kick-off! In "Chapter Nine: The Marshal," we see Mando and Baby Yoda gambling on Gomerian Pig Guard axe fights, the Sand Worm from Beetlejuice getting to act again, and one hunky as all get-out Timothy Olyphant! PLUS: A deep-dive into some New EU history!

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The Nexus #50 - "The Trouble with Tribbles" / "Manhunt"

On the landmark 50th (!!!!) episode of The Nexus the gang is talking about a classic episode of TOS and a incredibly silly episode of TNG!

First over on TOS it's the beloved episode, "The Trouble with Tribbles"! Originally airing December 29th, 1967, this episode features Kirk dressing down a Federation suit, Scotty and Chekov getting in a bar fight, and of course, Cyrano Jones peddling Tribbles!

Then over on TNG, i...

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Mailbag Reject for the November 2020 BDD

Hey Folks,

It's that time of the month, wherein dozens of you ask us really good questions and we arbitrarily choose one to answer in the Big Daddy Dispatch. So, please ask us a brief, direct question and sign it with how you'd like your name to appear in the Dispatch. Write below!

-Steve, from Jersey City, NJ

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Episode 511 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2

On this month's spook2cularly exclusive WLM episode, the gang has a spirited chat about the totally bonkers, but always wild ride, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2! How great is Dennis Hopper here? Why couldn't we see those preppy turds crash that car? And is this Texas town really that serious about their meat? PLUS: Eric expresses his love for soulless, workplace potlucks!

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Evil Dead 2mentary

Just in time for Halloween, and in the spirit of the WHM Spook2cular, the gang has laid down this commentary track for the most excellent Evil Dead 2! Shouldn't it be a law that Sam Raimi has to make a low-budget horror movie every five years? How absolutely fantastic is Bruce Campbell? And look at all the different blood colors!

If you need to re-start or re-sync the commentary, remember that we started the film at 00:00:05 and the commentary itself on this audio track start...

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Animation Damnation - It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

On this month's spooktacular episode of AD, the gang is chatting about one of the all-time greats, It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! Look how easily they made Linus more pathetic than Charlie Brown! Again, we continue to ask: where are all the parents or where are their bodies? And what's with Schroeder trying to come in without a costume?! PLUS: A look back at some of Chris Cabin's laziest Halloween costumes!

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #22 - The Death Watch Mandalorians

On this month's very special Gleep Glossary, Eric educates the guys about the secretive Death Watch mandalorians! Was Death Watch riding with Count Dooku? Why couldn't we get these feisty mandalorians in the prequel films? And wow, one of those cartoons has Obi-Wan Kenobi laying pipe? PLUS: Magneto struggles with his reverse mortgage!

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Big Daddy Dispatch: October 2020


Dispatch Forty Seven, September 30th, 2020

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The Nexus #49 - "Wolf in the Fold" / "Up the Long Ladder"

On this month's jaunt through The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two outrageous episodes of Trek—

First on TOS, it's the stab-happy episode, "Wolf in the Fold"! Originally airing December 22, 1967, this episode is all about Scotty being accused of murdering multiple women! Was this episode written by Agatha Christie? Were Kirk and Bones going sex shopping? And what's that? Jack the Ripper? Oooooo-kay!

Then, over on TNG the stars go green as the Enterpr...

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From the Vault: C.H.U.D.mentary

It's just about time for the Spooktacular movie season and we're kicking things off by re-releasing the first commentary we ever recorded: a drunken convo over the 1984 cult classic, C.H.U.D.! Take a look at all the cool, awesome 80's downtown NYC footage! What's with all the sleeveless t-shirts on this cast? And drink every time a character says the name "Bosch"! Actually, no, don't do that. Definitely don't do that. PLUS: Find another conversation on Douglas Cheek's C.H.U.D. View Post

Episode 506 - Inside Man

On this month's We Love Movies, the gang is chatting about the most excellent Spike Lee heist picture, Inside Man! How horny is Denzel in this? Why didn't Christopher Plummer move that nazi gold sooner? And let's all agree that under any other director, this movie is nowhere near as great. PLUS: Spike gives the best answer of all time to the dumbest question of all time!

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Mailbag Reject Question for October's BDD

Hey Folks,

It's that time of the month, wherein dozens of you ask us really good questions and we arbitrarily choose one to answer in the Big Daddy Dispatch. So, please ask us a SPOOKY question (it'll be October after all) and sign it with how you'd like your name to appear in the Dispatch. Write below! 

-Steve, from Jersey City, NJ

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #21 - Lowbacca

On this month's Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the guys all about a completely useless character, Chewbacca's deadbeat nephew, Lowbacca! Why give him that awful nickname? Did Chris once meet Lowie at Studio 54? And why do all these EU Star Wars characters have to be related to someone we already know? PLUS: Marvel at Ghost Steve's stellar wookie impression!

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Animation Damnation - Garfield and Friends

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang has a long overdue chat about a show they thought they remembered fondly, Garfield and Friends! The episode in question, "Binky Gets Cancelled!/U.S. Acres: Show Stoppers/Cutie and the Beast," originally aired back on October 7th, 1989 and features a terrifying clown transforming Jon's home into a house of horrors, the barnyard friends putting on a lame talent show, and Garfield sending Nermal to Skid Row! PLUS: What in t...

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