On this month's full-length, patrons-only episode, the gang is jumping from Anville to Whoville to chat about the equally abhorrent, but really somehow not as bad as The Cat in the Hat, live-action Dr. Seuss adaptation, How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Get in the holiday spirit early as you watch the Grinch do all the beloved gags you remember him doing like shove stuff up his ass, swear in front of children, murder a yodeler, and motorboat a random woman he went to high school ...
2018-11-08 04:17:50 +0000 UTC
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On this patrons-only exclusive commentary, the gang is chatting about the mean, gross, pervy remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street! Why did they make Freddy look like a hamster? How come it needs to be so trauma porn-y? And how dare you waste Clancy Brown like this?! PLUS: Take off that hat, buddy!
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On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang tackles two pretty great episode of Trek!
First over on TOS, it's the sci-fi melordrama, "This Side of Paradise." Originally airing March 2nd, 1967, this episode features Bones giving a whole colony physicals, Spock mouthing off to the captain, and Kirk comfortably, and easily, slinging racial slurs! PLUS: Shatner auditions for the role of "Janitor" on Melrose Place!
Then over on TNG, it's the t...
2018-10-26 15:57:22 +0000 UTC
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On this month's full-length, Patrons-only episode, the gang is tackling one of the most requested titles in Spooktacular, no, show history: Van Helsing! Why did we need to see Van Helsing chasing after Mr. Hyde at the start of this crap? What's with all those oozing vampire cocoons? And didn't anyone tell Kate Beckinsale she was already in a film series just like this? PLUS: Don't you just hate how angry, torch-wielding mobs are always showing up at the most inconvenient times?...
2018-10-19 01:29:48 +0000 UTC
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On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about a supposed Halloween-themed episode of The Smurfs! The episode in question, "All Hallows' Eve," which originally aired November the 5th, 1983, features such terrifying elements as: Jokey Smurf's birthday party, Mother Nature making the leaves fall, and Gargamel feuding with a witch he's sexually attracted to! PLUS: We introduce our latest disgusting character, Ted Robinson: Cartoon Pornographer!
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2018-10-11 03:23:46 +0000 UTC
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On this month's all-new trip into the Magic Ribbon, the gang is chatting about two action-packed episodes of Trek! First, on TOS, the episode in question, "A Taste of Armageddon," originally aired February 23rd, 1967 and features the Enterprise pulling up on yet another planet unannounced, a shitty ambassador bossing everyone around, silly computer war games that have left millions dead, and dastardly disintegration chambers!
Then, over on TNG, it's "We'll Always Hav...
2018-09-21 03:08:27 +0000 UTC
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On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the weird, silly and cheap George Lucas product, Star Wars: Droids! The episode in question, "A Race to the Finish," originally aired September 28th, 1985, and features such elements as: a rockin' theme song, rubbery robot animation, blinking robots, a gross band of pirates, and more! PLUS: George Lucas does The Caddyshack Cannonball!
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2018-09-14 05:01:40 +0000 UTC
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On this month's patrons-only full-length episode, the gang is chatting about the outrageously pointless, Steven Spielrock-directed, pop culture orgy, Ready Player One! Why is an entire society obsessed with this weird, old man's life? Why didn't this dumb kid use the hover conversion more to his advantage? And could a film dump on The Shining any worse than this dumb sequence? PLUS: Steve reads some... "poetry"!
Ready Player One stars Tye Sheridan, Olivia Cooke, Ben ...
2018-09-08 04:03:58 +0000 UTC
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On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang is chatting about two monumental episodes of Trek! First, on TOS, it's finally time to cover the first meeting with Khan in "Space Seed"! Originally airing February 16th, 1967, this episode features Kirk being a shitty boss, everyone but Spock admiring a murderous dictator, and Khan's amazing wig! PLUS: Bones McCoy absolutely loves the 1990s!
Then over on TNG, the crew of the Enterprise says, "Vaya con Dios," to Tas...
2018-08-24 20:30:18 +0000 UTC
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On this month's full-length PATRONS-ONLY bonus episode, the gang chats about one of the most deceptively titled slashers in horror history: Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan! Why are both of these teachers so horny for their students? Why not set the whole film in Manhattan and just film in Toronto? And who boxes on a class trip? PLUS: "Livin' in the city and it's no big deal!"— GENIUS.
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan stars Kane Hodder, Jense...
2018-08-17 01:05:21 +0000 UTC
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On this month's trip to Toon Town, the guys chat about what might be, in some people's opinion (Andrew's), one of the greatest cartoons of all time, Rambo! The ri-DIC-ulous episode in question, "Battlefield Bronx," originally aired April 16th, 1986 and features such amazing elements as sidekicks Rambo never uses, a 100% fake country, mass killing, unfortunate voice acting, terrible animation, and a classic 1980s pop culture view of New York City! PLUS: Rodney Dangerfield stars as Rambo!...
2018-08-03 12:37:40 +0000 UTC
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On this, the third entry in the gang's Twilight commentary series, we're talking about the most violent film in the franchise yet! Decapitations, arm rips, run-by bitings— it's all here! Returning to the fold is everyone's favorite drunk dad— Rory, or whatever his name is— along with Dr. Mike Dexter, the guy who always looks like he's climaxing, a bunch of larger-than-they-needed-to-be-dogs, and Anna Kendrick for two seconds! PLUS: It's all done under the watchful eye of a Power H...
2018-08-03 00:30:03 +0000 UTC
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On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang somehow chats about two fairly decent episodes of Trek!
First up on TOS, the episode in question is "The Return of the Archons," which originally aired February 9th, 1967! This episode truly has it all— We're talking shitty Old West costumes, weird cult guys, talking computers, public vandalism, and more!
Then over on TNG, the guys are chatting about "Symbiosis," which originally aired April 16th, 1988. Battling f...
2018-07-21 18:42:27 +0000 UTC
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On this week's full-length Patrons-only episode, the gang chats about the old-fashioned, batshit crazy, romantic comedy, America's Sweethearts! What is with this dog bit? How creepy was the motivation for Billy Crystal writing this movie? And there's no way Chris Walken's film at the end didn't have bathroom cam footage in it. PLUS: Jack Palance is...AAAAAAAH... one of the worst Draculaaaaaaaaaaaas!
America's Sweethearts stars Julia Roberts, Billy Crystal, Catherine Zeta-Jone...
2018-07-12 04:35:26 +0000 UTC
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On this month's edition of Animation Damnation, the gang gets excited for Ant-Man and the Wasp by chatting about the failed comic cartoon, Avengers: United They Stand! The episode in question, "Egg-Streme Vengeance," originally aired February 5th, 2000, and features such gripping plot elements as: Evil parade floats, a dumber-than-dirt Hawkeye, and an Ant-Man that just can't stop growing! PLUS: Look out for those bubble fetishists out there!
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2018-07-08 17:09:49 +0000 UTC
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On this month's all-new episode of The Nexus, the gang chats about some totally Trek-tastic episodes, including the TOS legal thriller, "Court Martial"! Originally airing February 2nd, 1967, this episode features Kirk testifying for an extended period of time, Bones going after girls Kirk has already been with, and another crooked Irishman! PLUS: What the hell is a Vulcanian?
Then over on TNG, the gang is talking about "Arsenal of Freedom"! Originally airing, A...
2018-06-22 03:49:08 +0000 UTC
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On this month's WHM Prime bonus episode, the gang gets Dino Fever with the first of two JPU films being discussed this month: Jurassic World! Was that statue of John Hammond actually his corpse mummified under flash-baked dino poo? Did Claire and Owen have their first date on that cursed island? And why didn't BD Wong get a bigger roles the villain ? PLUS: Militarized dinosaurs—Question Mark?
Jurassic World stars Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt, Vincent D'Ono...
2018-06-14 04:07:39 +0000 UTC
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On this month's cat-tastic episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about the trippy, beloved 1980's cartoon, Thundercats! The episode in question, "The Garden of Delights," originally aired on September 19th, 1985. This month's discussion features fun tangents about theme song appreciation, pitching TV show ideas to ISIS, drinking pterodactyl blood, and which cartoon character costumes you can and can't have sex in!
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2018-06-07 03:03:14 +0000 UTC
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On this month's adventure through the Nexus, the gang chats about two pretty excellent episodes of Trek almost forcing a tie for the first time in show history!
First up on TOS, the episode in question is "Tomorrow is Yesterday," which originally aired on January 26th, 1967. Here, we find the Enterprise going back in time, kidnapping innocent Air Force pilots, freaking out squares, and throwing their bodies—whole hog—at military police officials! Plus, some time travel, of c...
2018-05-23 03:28:29 +0000 UTC
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On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang sits down with the brand-new Netflix series, The Boss Baby: Back in Business! The episode in question, "The Constipation Situation," features such amazing content like: babies trying desperately to shit themselves, lower-grade animation than the feature film, and a glorification of America's horrendous workplace environments! PLUS: Lorne Michaels produces a WHM sketch where Kate McKinnon plays all WHM guys—on an episodes hosted by...
2018-05-18 03:32:42 +0000 UTC
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On this month's patrons-only episode of WHM Prime, the guys chat about the totally lame cyber-thriller, Transcendence! Would this movie have been any better if Christopher Nolan directed? Look how excited Morgan Freeman is to not eat that cake! And why can't Rebecca Hall just use her real accent? PLUS: Paul Bearer takes Kane to a Mother/Son dance!
Trancendence stars Johnny Depp, Rebecca Hall, Paul Bettany, Cillian Murphy, Kate Mara, Clifton Collins Jr., and Morgan Freema...
2018-05-11 20:03:22 +0000 UTC
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On this month's journey into The Ribbon, our 20th of the series, the guys chat about one of the absolute best TOS episodes ever, "Arena"! Originally airing January 19th, 1967, this episode features Kirk commanding the Enterprise while out of the office, random meat-and-potatoes extras getting blown to smithereens, and the fabulous Gorn!
Then over on TNG, Wesley Crusher takes a test in "Coming of Age"! Originally airing March 12th, 1988, this less-than-stellar episode features Picard g...
2018-04-27 01:45:22 +0000 UTC
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On this month's patrons-only episode, the gang watches the absolutely insane Disney shocker, Jungle 2 Jungle! How was Tim Allen's character not arrested on suspicion of sex tourism? How is this kid walking barefoot in Manhattan and not throwing up? And after 35 pages, you are not allowed to introduce the Russian mafia! PLUS: Ed Snowden clashes with his new roommates, Steven and Gérard!
Jungle 2 Jungle stars Tim Allen, Martin Short, JoBeth Williams, Lolita Davidovich, Sa...
2018-04-13 03:42:53 +0000 UTC
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On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is getting ready for Avengers: Infinity War by looking back at the ridiculous—but fun—1990s cartoon, Iron Man! The episode in question, "Iron Man, On the Inside," originally aired November 4th, 1995, and features such amazing elements like: Tony Stark's deliciously 80s mullet, Iron Man hilariously shrinking down to go inside Hawkeye, and even a loser kid hacker as the secret villain! PLUS: Tony Stark refuses to call Han...
2018-04-09 02:38:43 +0000 UTC
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On the first commentary track of 2018, the gang settles in to watch the total misfire, The Cloverfield Paradox! Could Steve really sleep like a baby in outer space? Why did they think anyone would care about these characters on the ground? If we kept watching that news footage, would Donal Logue rip his shirt off on that Google Hangout? And give us a break, Wall Girl!
The Cloverfield Paradox somehow stars Gugu Mbatha-Raw, David Oyelowo, Daniel Brühl, J...
2018-03-31 00:11:56 +0000 UTC
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On this month's voyage through The Nexus, the gang takes requests from beloved Patreon subscribers and it sends them into... uncharted territory!
First on the beloved TNG, we jump to season four to discuss the ridiculous space-spy-thriller episode, "First Contact"! Originally airing February 16th, 1991, this episode features Riker wearing ridiculously silly prosthetics while being an absolutely terrible liar, Picard and Troi creeping out innocent scientists, and an over-zealous ...
2018-03-24 02:49:14 +0000 UTC
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On this installment of Animation Damnation, the guys tackle the ridiculously terrible piece of product placement horse shit, Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins! What is with the wretched CGI? Why are Sub-Zero and Scorpion sailors? And why in the world did this need to be made? PLUS: Sub-Zero, as played by Ray Winstone!
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2018-03-16 02:43:56 +0000 UTC
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On this month's patrons-only We Hate Movies bonus episode, the guys are chatting about the piss-poor, slashed-budget, crap sequel, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance! If you have to slash a sequel's budget, why cut the budget for the most important special effects? Does Nicolas Cage even have 5 minutes of screen time? And sure, you see him piss fire in this movie! PLUS: He's scrapin' at the dooooooooor!
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance stars Nicolas Cage...
2018-03-09 04:42:10 +0000 UTC
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On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang first discusses the TOS episode, "The Squire of Gothos." Originally airing January 12th, 1967, this episode features another obnoxious god creature, multiple kidnappings, and a healthy dose of casual racism! Then over on TNG, it's the total snooze fest, "Home Soil." Originally airing February 20th, 1988, this all-time bore of an episode features the Enterprise crew bothering people at work, Data almost getting assassinated, and one of the laziest ...
2018-02-23 16:24:31 +0000 UTC
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On this month's WHM bonus episode that only you, the loyal Patreon subscriber, has access to, the gang spends almost two wretched hours talking about Man of Steel! Why can't we have a Krypton prequel film with Russell Crowe fighting people to the death ? Why is Superman always stuck hitchhiking? And what's this movie's problem with IHOP? PLUS: A brief discussion of a currently operating sex cult!
Man of Steel stars Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shann...
2018-02-11 05:23:17 +0000 UTC
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