“You’ve got ’til the 13th or fuck you!” - Steve on office holiday party scheduling
Recorded live at White Eagle Hall in Jersey City, New Jersey - 12.07.23
On this week’s episode, we were LIVE in Jersey City to chat about the Tim Allen Christmas classic, The Santa Clause! Shouldn’t Tim Allen’s character hate Christmas before being possessed by the soul of Santa Claus? Why did they give Wendy Crewson Uma...
2024-12-03 05:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Dispatch Ninety-One, December 2, 2024
Greetings WHM Family!
Somehow, this year has creeped to its inevitable and miserable end. What a difference a month makes, huh? Well, don’t worry, your pals at WHM HQ are going to be as irreverent, stupid, and filthy as we have ever been, we don’t...
2024-12-02 21:38:35 +0000 UTC
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Hey gang! Wow, it's finally here, the last month of the year! We hope you all had a great Thanksgiving, if that was something you were getting down with this year. Your four angry uncles gathered around separate tables, but it was a mostly relaxing time had by all! And now we're rested up and ready to slay our final show of the year in Boston in just two days! We hope to see some ...
2024-12-02 11:00:08 +0000 UTC
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It's our monthly flashback to sexy, sunny Los Angeles in the 1990s on MELR0210 and we're halfway to Christmas here!
First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the idiotic Christmas episode, "It's a Totally Happening Life." Originally airing on December 16, 1992, this episode is structured around two angels who are telling this week's story a la It's a Wonderful Life, and it's easily one of the worst things this show ever did!
2024-11-29 11:00:08 +0000 UTC
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On this very special edition of The Nexus, we're pulling a mulligan from last year's lost live show and talking (again) about Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home! How nice is it to dial back the seriousness a bit, especially after the previous two harrowing adventures? Why would they send the guy with the Russian accent to track down American nukes? How much did it piss off Big Bill Shatner that Nimoy got a second crack at the director's chair be...
2024-11-27 11:00:05 +0000 UTC
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“Mank was right, the twister looks good!” - Andrew on the special effects
On this week’s episode, We ❤️ Movies month concludes with an absolutely wild conversation on the beloved 1939 classic, The Wizard of Oz! How beautiful is all the craft to behold on-screen as this movie unfolds? Where’s the story where the town revolts against that disgusting Miss Gulch? Wait, how many times did that dog actor portray a dog n...
2024-11-26 05:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Holy Turkey Day, Batman, it's a holiday week and who in the world wants to be at work right now?! Thankfully, we've got ya covered this week! Whether you're stuck working through the holiday or, even worse, stuck traveling to see family this week, we've got THREE massive episodes dropping over the coming days to help keep you sane! Let's take a gander at what's coming out in the WHMu during Thanksgiving W...
2024-11-25 11:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hey Folks,
Somehow it's that time again. Wherein you ask us a brief, direct question below and one gets picked to be answered in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch!
Oh, and YOU MUST sign your question with your name and where you're writing from to be considered (see an example below).
Thanks!
Steve from Jersey City
2024-11-21 16:52:19 +0000 UTC
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On this very special edition of our Gleep Glossary, we're learning about a character so calculating, so powerful, so sly, we can only refer to him by his nickname in the meta data! This is a wild one!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story is a show where the guys try to honor the history and legacy of Star Wars characters, most of whom we've been told don't matter anymore!
Thank you for being so incredible by continuing to support this weird, wild adven...
2024-11-21 11:00:14 +0000 UTC
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“This will be a particularly ignorant episode… from an historical standpoint” - Steve, on WHM’s lack of history education
On this week’s special We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about Royal Rid’s 2000-era action epic, Gladiator! How great of a run did this film set off for Russell Crowe? How easily eerie is Joaquin here? Did Jesse Ventura try to snag an audition along with Sven-Ole? How inte...
2024-11-19 05:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Happy Monday, y'all! Hope everyone had a nice and relaxing weekend. Big thanks to everyone who came out to both shows in Seattle and Portland over the last couple days. We always have such a blast in the PNW and this time was no exception! But as we pack it in here and head back east, we've got some great shows locked and loaded to launch later this week that we want to tell you about! Let's see what's happening in the WHMu this week:
First up tomorrow, We ...
2024-11-18 11:00:06 +0000 UTC
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“It’s almost too much of a conspiracy for a sequel to The Fugitive to handle.” - Andrew, on the conspiracy plot
On this very special patrons-only episode of We Hate Movies, we’re chatting about the soggy, unnecessary continuation of The Fugitive, which is a flawless movie, it’s the very flawed sequel, U.S. Marshals! Why couldn’t Wesley be allow...
2024-11-14 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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"You're under 18, you're allowed to kill someone!" - Eric, on little Oz
It's the season finale of Too Old For This Shit as we chat about the final episode of The Penguin! In "A Great or Little Thing," we find Oz and Sofia at the end of the line with their season-long power struggle. This episode features Sofia dabbling in some serious pyromania, Rex Calabrese offering to go the extra, extra mile, Julian Rush be...
2024-11-13 11:00:06 +0000 UTC
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“Granny shagger!” - Steve, on Aragorn and Arwen’s vast age gap
On this week’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about the absolutely magnificent conclusion to the journey, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King! First of all, yes, we are discussing the four-hour and twenty-three-minute extended edition! How magnificent is John Noble’s demise in this movie? Of all the stuff they could’...
2024-11-12 05:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks! Hope you all had a safe and chill weekend and were able to check-out for a fashion. We're kicking off another PACKED week here in the WHMu and we're absolutely thrilled to have you all along for the ride. We're not going anywhere, so don't change that dial! Let's take a look at what shows are dropping this week:
First up tomorrow, We ❤️ Movies month continues as we drop a MASSIVE episode on the, you guessed it, EXTENDED CUT of <...
2024-11-11 11:00:05 +0000 UTC
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“I, too, was raised by a single mother; we never went on dates!” - Steve
On the penultimate episode of this season of Too Old For This Shit, we’re breaking down episode seven of The Penguin, “Top Hat”! How bone-chilling is that cold open with little Oz and his brothers? Do you think Frances was ever able to rent Beetlejuice? How fantastic is the scene between Frances and Sofia, where Frances surgically cuts into...
2024-11-08 11:00:14 +0000 UTC
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"Scrooge McDuck is a dude that watched Wall Street all wrong..." - Andrew
On this very special episode of Animation Damnation, we're chatting about the only, to this date, feature-length DuckTales adventure, DuckTales The Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp! Is Scrooge so cheap that he's making children dig out an entire pyramid for him by themselves? How is it that Scr...
2024-11-07 11:00:05 +0000 UTC
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“His Joker has haunted me more than Heath Ledger or Jack Nicholson or Mark Hamill!” - Andrew on Cesar Romero
On this week’s episode, we’re kicking off We ❤️ Movies month with a fun-AF conversation about the super-silly, action-packed, superhero camp classic, Batman: The Movie! How incredible are all of these performances? Between this movie and filming the TV show, was the studio wor...
2024-11-05 05:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Dispatch Ninety-One, November 4, 2024
Greetings WHM Family!
We did it! We chanted “Four! Four! Four! Four!” a bunch and didn’t receive hate mail! I think that means that this extra special Spooktacular, Four-Or Month, was a raging success! We had a blast and visit...
2024-11-04 15:04:29 +0000 UTC
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Happy November, gang! We hope you had a fantastic, safe, and candy-filled Halloweekend! We're sad to see our beloved Spooktacular go, however our chins are up because this week kicks off We ❤️ Movies month and we are SO ready to rock and roll! Let's see what's happening around the WHMu this week:
First up tomorrow, W❤️M takes over the WHM feed as we begin a month of shows centered ar...
2024-11-04 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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"That is a Penguin coat, my friends, that is a Grade-A Penguin coat" - Andrew on Oz's wardrobe evolution
On this edition of Too Old For This Shit, we're breaking down the latest episode of The Penguin, "Gold Summit." Airing on October 27, this episode has a ton of great character movement heading into the penultimate episode, including that fantastic cooking scene with Sal and Sofia, the heartbreaking moment on the bathroom floor, a b...
2024-11-01 10:00:13 +0000 UTC
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“With all that tinsel on your tree, why don’t you cut out the middle man and burn your own house down?” - Eric on Christmas decorations
On this spooktacular commentary track, we're talking about the absolutely wild FOUR-OR sequel, Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation! How delightfully deranged is Clint Howard in this movie? Why does our hero accept Maud's invitation to that weird picnic? How about that Christmastime...
2024-10-30 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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“So, we start with pornography!” - Steve
On this episode, our FOUR-OR MOVIE-themed Halloween Spooktacular comes to a close with a wild discussion about the pseudo-return-to-form sequel, Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled! How hilarious are all these additional djinn characters? How thinly written is this lead couple? Is their lawyer only doing this pro-bono because he’s pro-boner? Was the Djinn actually buddies...
2024-10-29 04:00:03 +0000 UTC
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"What every man wants: to lay in a bed with his mother and reassure her!" - Chris on Oz's spooning
On our latest breakdown of The Penguin on Too Old For This Shit, we're chatting about episode five, "Homecoming." Airing back on October 20, this episode's got some wild stuff in it including some prison shivving, an all-new mafia family being born right before our eyes, Oz lighting his own car on fire, Vic taking Frances back t...
2024-10-28 11:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Holy smokes, the big week is finally here, y'all! Halloween is just a few days away and we're so stoked! Anyone going out dressed up? Who's excited to watch what? Well, if you're having trouble deciding, hopefully one of our offerings this week can figure its way into your Spooktacular movie programming this weekend! Let's take a look at what's happening in the WHMu this week:
First up later this morning, we're dr...
2024-10-28 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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This month on MELR0210, it's a very special episode focusing entirely on Melrose Place!
On this episode, we're chatting exclusively about the wild-ass, feature-length, season two finale, "Till Death Do Us Part"! Originally airing May 18, 1994, this episode features Amanda being taken to court by Chas for sexual harassment, Billy finding out his old college roommate is gay when he spies him making out with Matt, Jane getting an offer on her...
2024-10-24 10:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks, we're busy working away this afternoon, getting prepped for tonight's WORLDWIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we'll be talking about SCREAM 4, live on this very internet!
As you are all well aware by now, after the show, we'll be doing another full(ish) hour during an After Party Q&A session! Ticket buyers have the chance to submit questions when purchasing their After Party ti...
2024-10-23 16:55:55 +0000 UTC
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Hey Folks,
Somehow it's that time again. Wherein you ask us a brief, direct question below and one gets picked to be answered in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch!
Oh, and YOU MUST sign your question with your name and where you're writing from to be considered (see an example below).
Thanks!
Steve from Jersey City
2024-10-22 17:24:23 +0000 UTC
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For this week’s FOUR-OR MOVIE Spooktacular selection, we’re talking about the last good one from a true horror master, George A. Romero’s Land of the Dead! Shouldn’t they have dirtied up Simon Baker’s handsome-as-hell appearance for this gritty-ish character? Who else wanted, nay, needed, more Dennis Hopper in this movie? How cool is that Priest Zombie head-snap move? Couldn’t they have shown us Big Daddy walking u...
2024-10-22 04:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all! Hope everyone had a fantastically relaxing weekend. I (Andrew) am still catching up on sleep after being in Vegas last week, so yeah, lotta rest to make up! Anywho, enough about our hosts getting old, let's see what's happenin' in the WHMu this week:
First up tomorrow, our FOUR-OR MOVIE themed Halloween Spooktacular reaches its penultimate episode as we chat about the pretty good fourth installment in George A. Romero's "Dead" series, Land of...
2024-10-21 10:00:06 +0000 UTC
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