We know a lotta you fabulous Patreon subscribers have likely heard this unlocked episode already, however we did record a new intro for it, and we also figured if you're a subscriber who's not sure if they're down with We ❤️ Movies, this might be a good opportunity to give it a spin without commercials, right at the top of your feed! Enjoy!
Originally released on Patreon, December 7, 2018
“To me...
Hey folks! Hope everyone that's able to is enjoying a relaxing holiday weekend here in the States! As we are just days away from the start of season 15—which will be beginning here FIRST on Patreon—let's take a look at what's going on in the WHMu this week:
First up tomorrow, we have our final Summer Unlock episode of the year as we release the We ❤️ Movies episode we did in 2018 on Star Wars '77! ...
2024-09-02 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Dispatch Eighty Nine August 30, 2024
Greetings WHM Family!
Oh, my god the FIFTEENTH Season of WHM is almost upon us! You’ll have to wait just eleven days for the proper start (see below for the schedule), but we’ve been recording these episodes for a few weeks now ...
2024-08-30 14:33:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"Yeah, man, this is a weird one..." - Steve
On this month's sweaty-ass, dog days of summer Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about an episode of the incredibly convoluted and totally out-there cartoon, Silverhawks! On their run through of the first episode, cleverly titled "The Origin Story," which aired on September 8, 1986, the guys are asking important questions like: "Did they say that one character is from...
2024-08-28 10:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
We know a lotta you fabulous Patreon subscribers have likely heard this unlocked episode already, however we did record a new intro for it, and we also figured if there were any subscribers at the $8 level here who may be OIAL-curious, why not have that taste come without commercials? So whether you're re-listening, or jumping into OIAL for the first time, enjoy!
Originally Released on Patreon: April 22, 2021
"I found this to be the most un...
Howdy, gang! Hope everyone had a delightful weekend— anyone check out The Crow? Blink Twice? What about Strange Darling? It was a pretty crowded week for new releases!
Anywho, as the summer is winding down, and with WHM Season 15 just a few weeks away, and our live coverage of TIFF happening on some primetime On-Screen Live specials in just a couple...
2024-08-26 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Oooooooh, doctor, it's the August edition of our primetime soap opera recap show, MELR0210!
First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the outrageous, pseudo-softcore porn setup episode, "Wild Horses"! Originally airing November 18, 1992, this episode features Steve Sanders starting to really sweat it over the school computer hack; Nikki and Brandon fighting over her ex-boyfriend, who goes by Diesel and is played by David Arquette; David...
2024-08-23 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
“It’s a real smorgasbord of vampires...” - Andrew
Recorded Live at Cap City Comedy in Austin, TX 5.15.24
On this week’s Summer Break episode, we were in Austin, Texas chatting about one of our all-time faves of the 1990s, From the Dusk Till Dawn! Did QT write this movie just so he could suck on Salma Hayek’s feet? How fantastic is Michael Parks at the start of this movie? Why couldn’t Seth h...
2024-08-20 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey Friends,
It's that time again! Wherein you ask us a short, direct question in the comments below and we will pick one and answer it in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Be sure to sign your post with your name and where you're writing from (as I do below) to be considered.
Season 15 is almost upon us, get hyped!
-Steve from Jersey City
2024-08-19 18:39:31 +0000 UTC View PostHey, hey! Hope all you fine folks had a great weekend and are settling in nicely to another week of the dog days of summer! Anyone check out Alien: Romulus? You know your four lovably grumpy uncles did! As we're writing this in advance, we hope it's a great time!
Speaking of great times, we've got some fabulous shows dropping this week in the WHMu, so let's see what's shakin':
First up tomorrow, we've got a big one on ...
2024-08-19 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time once again to travel into that magic space ribbon known as The Nexus!
First up on TOSTAS, it's the time traveling, Spock-centric episode, "Yesteryear." Originally airing September 15, 1973, this is the episode where Spock travels back in time (through the same TOS time vortex seen in "The City on the Edge of Forever") to save himself from being killed as a young boy! How funny is it when Kirk says he's going to...
2024-08-16 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHello, all you wonderful Patreon supporters out there! We'll have a formal announcement on next week's From Dusk Till Dawn episode, however we wanted to let all you fine folks out there know that tickets are now on sale for our end of the year shows!
That's right, this November and December we'll be playing our final shows of the year and we hope to see you out there! First up, we're finally making our debut in <...
2024-08-13 21:07:30 +0000 UTC View Post
While we know you awesome Ad-Free subscribers at the $8 level and up already have access to this episode on Jurassic World, we did record a new summer vacation intro for it, so we figured if you fine folks wanted to check that version out, we'd put the ep right here at the top of your Patreon queues— enjoy revisiting this one, or possibly listening for the first time!
Originally released on Patreon: June 14, 2018
“It’s bigger and it’...
2024-08-13 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostMorning, y'all! We hope everyone had a great weekend and is now gently easing into the painful reality of it being Monday and the week-long slog is again upon us! But, never fear! While we may be tooling around in the Catskills for the month, we've still got some solid Patreon drops heading your way, so let's see what's happening in the WHMu this week:
First up tomorrow, it's our first (of two) Tuesday-slotted vault unlocks this month over on ...
2024-08-12 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the sweaty, August edition of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary!
In this chapter, we're learning all about Han Solo's racist cousin, Thrackan Sal-Solo! How funny is it that Han's family immediately regretted tracking down relatives and meeting this guy? How did this jackass become Head of State of Corellia and later the Minister of War? What was with him hiring Boba Fett's daughter to murder his relatives? And how funny is it to think about this dude kicking Han's...
2024-08-09 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
"This movie is like...if Lifetime just really Lifetime'd-up Scream 2" - Andrew
On this episode of our every-other-month Lifetime Movie recap show, we're chatting about the completely ridiculous campus thriller, Danger in the Dorm! Is this film particularly inept, even by Lifetime standards? Was the majority of Bethenny Frankel's direction in this movie...
2024-08-07 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
“Cue the Bloodhound Gang!” - Chris, on this film’s soundtrack
Recorded Live at City Winery in Atlanta, GA 4.25.24
For the first summer break episode of 2024, the guys were in Atlanta talking about the Gerard Butler video game action adventure, Gamer! Why couldn’t they edit these action scenes a little more clearly so you can follow this stuff? How lame is it to set your film “a certain time from n...
2024-08-06 04:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning, y'all! Hope everyone's week is getting off to a great start. We may be on a production break for August, but never fear, there are a bunch of new shows heading your way in the WHMu this week:
First up tomorrow, it's the first of two summer live episodes we're dropping this month. The show is from our Atlanta gig back in April where we talked about the outrageously dumb Gerard Butler action movie,
Dispatch Number Eighty-Eight: August 2, 2024
Greetings WHM Family!
Pop the champagne! Season 14 is in the books and we are turning the chairs over for a well-deserved summer break. Well, it’ll be a break for us from recording, thankfully, but not for you folks becaus...
2024-08-02 14:33:53 +0000 UTC View Post
“He’s magnificent in this movie…” - Andrew on Brandon Lee
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re finally chatting about the absolutely fantastic comic book adaptation, The Crow! Despite being a little bit of a bittersweet re-watch, this movie still absolutely rocks, including, of course, Brandon Lee’s amazing performance as Eric Draven! But a few questions remain, like who does Ernie Hudso...
2024-08-01 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
“How do you not kill the guy on the toilet?” - Eric
On the season 14 finale of We Hate Movies, the gang welcomes actor/comedian/podcaster/author/movie-lover and all-around good guy, Paul Scheer to the show to chat about the sleepy, yet kinda crazy monster movie, Arachnophobia! Why isn’t this movie just about John Goodman’s exterminator character? Why couldn’t the major spider at the end be a hu...
2024-07-30 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy season finale week, y'all! Even though we're prepping to have a month off from recording and broadcasting, never fear, there will be plenty of brand-new shows dropping all throughout August! And all the August summer fun just so happens to start this week! But before we get to that patrons-only nugget, let's check out how this week in the WHMu will go:
Tomorrow is, somehow, already the season 14 finale of WHM and we...
2024-07-29 10:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
On this edition of the Gleep Glossary, the guys learn all about their beloved "Conehead Guy" Jedi Master, Ki-Adi-Mundi!
Was Ki brought onto the Jedi Council without having enough experience beforehand? How much did Ki absolutely despise Qui-Gon Jinn? How embarrassing was it for Ki to be totally wrong about the Sith being extinct? Why would a person get upset on the internet because a TV show got a birthday wrong? And boy, oh boy, did Ki-Adi-M...
2024-07-26 10:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
On this edition of our cartoon recap show, we're chatting about a nicely animated, but highly annoying episode of Ultimate Spider-Man!
The episode in question, "Ultimate Deadpool," first aired way back, before Ryan Reynolds took up the live action role, on July 14, 2013 and features successful voice actor, Will Friedle in the titular role of Deadpool. It also features Drake Bell as Peter Parker/Spider-Man, a whole lotta obnoxious SHIELD chatter, Clancy Brown doing...
2024-07-25 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
“They always have to act like they’ve been through a civil rights march for nudity” - Chris on creepy movie guys
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes to Comic Book Town as we welcome back our good bud, New York Times columnist, Jamelle Bouie to chat about a real landmark motion picture, 2000’s X-Men! How fantastic is it that the movie creates this entire world of mutants and what the...
2024-07-23 04:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, folks! Hope everyone had a great weekend—perhaps you spent some time checking out the replay of our fun-as-all-get-out SPEED show! If you haven't watched yet, you still have over a week and a half to catch that replay! But as they say in the biz, the show must go on, so let's check out what's dropping in the WHMu this week!
Tomorrow on We Hate Movie...
2024-07-22 10:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHi Friends,
It's that time again! Wherein you ask us one brief, direct question below and we choose one to answer in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch! To be considered YOU MUST put your name and where you're writing from. No exceptions!
That's it, so get asking!!!
-Steve from Jersey City
2024-07-19 21:23:57 +0000 UTC View PostGood afternoon to all you magnificent Patreon subscribers out there!
2024-07-18 16:26:11 +0000 UTC View Post
This month on The Nexus, we start a brand-new chapter of our Star Trek re-cap show. That's right, beginning on this episode we start our coverage of Star Trek: The Animated Series!
First up on TOSTAS, it's the maiden voyage of the animated Enterprise on "Beyond the Farthest Star." Originally airing September 8, 1973, the first cartoon outing of our favorite space crew has our heroes being pulled toward a mysterious, eons-old starship...
2024-07-18 10:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
“This is the goopiest movie of all time!” - Steve
On this episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to space as we chat about the better-than-Andrew-remembered sci-fi sequel, Alien: Resurrection! How fantastic is Sigourney in this one? Shouldn’t Brad Dourif’s evil scientist have tried to train just one Xenomorph at a time instead of a Baker’s Dozen from the jump? Shouldn’t we have seen the initial pirate ...
2024-07-16 04:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post