Flash Fried: 29 July 2020
You know it, you love it, you need it. Flash Fried audio.
2020-07-30 03:11:37 +0000 UTC View Post
You know it, you love it, you need it. Flash Fried audio.
2020-07-30 03:11:37 +0000 UTC View PostI'm doing it either tonight or tomorrow night, so it's your last chance to make a suggestion. Do so here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/39325873
2020-07-28 00:40:57 +0000 UTC View Post
A TJ Kirk Streaming Event
(No, it's not Abandon Hope, but that's coming soon!)
2020-07-27 06:29:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Don't freak out, but the audio is coming in the NEXT post.
AHHHHH NOO! THEY'VE FREAKED OUT.
2020-07-25 00:28:23 +0000 UTC View Post
What kind of tea did the American Colonists want?
Liberty.
What kind of tea do American's want today?
Covid NineTEAn
Audio attached.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
Audio coming momentarily.
2020-07-23 04:23:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Many long nights, and countless changes later, we have a website! You, our beautiful Chef's Table, are going to get first access to test out the site and let us know what you think. Each of you has been made a member already on the site and should be able to login appropriately using the email from your account here. This will also be an option for those who don't wish to use Patreon but still want to be a "patron".
At this time, the website builder being used Ghost, does not offe...
2020-07-22 07:19:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Now with audio!
2020-07-21 00:11:36 +0000 UTC View PostThere was an issue with the commentary audio and will be fixed this evening with the commentary coming out tomorrow. Apologies for the wait guys, and thanks for your support.
2020-07-20 01:39:21 +0000 UTC View PostTo keep you guys updated:
Tomorrow we will have a new movie review for you guys and soon (next couple of days) we will have announcement on something that has been HIGHLY requested. Stay tuned.
2020-07-17 20:44:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Audio for those who need less visuals.
2020-07-17 20:42:49 +0000 UTC View Post
No joke necessary with this circus:
"Mr Depp was later sent photographs of the feces, which the actor found "hilarious" and that "there were jokes like 'Amber Turd', 'Amber in the dumps' going on."
Mr Depp replied: "It was one of the most absurd, unexpected statements that I have ever witnessed in my life so, yes, initially I did laugh because it was so strange."
2020-07-17 20:31:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Stop looking for the perfect match…use a lighter.
2020-07-17 20:27:50 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor’s hair? Ceasers.
2020-07-16 01:24:07 +0000 UTC View PostGood evening, you wonderful elitists.
It's time to ABANDON HOPE once more. And as usual, I will rely on you guys to help me find shit to watch. So, here's the criteria.
1. Please include a brief description of what your link contains and why you feel it would be a good fit for the show.
2. Try to avoid sending in excessively long videos, as the format makes it difficult to tackle them. If you do send such a video, perhaps include a minute-marker to let me k...
2020-07-14 21:42:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Not sure what happened with the other post. Disappearing Patreon posts is a new phenomenon to be added to the collection.
2020-07-14 02:39:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Tonight, we are proud to present our newest piece of merch! We have worked on this piece since the end of May and are thrilled to tell you that it is THE SHIT. We all own these shirts/hoodies and love them.
Unlike He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named *ahem Teespring*, these shirts are high-quality, velvety soft, and have stood up perfectly to washing.
Unfortunately, Bonfire does not offer coupon codes, but we are offering you guys the first chance to order these shirts. We love you guys...
Actually, forget that. It's time we move on to more important questions, like, does Bigfoot have a human penis or one of those red rockets like a dog?
Episode Audio in next post.2020-07-10 22:25:10 +0000 UTC View Post
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes.
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Audio attached.2020-07-10 21:25:46 +0000 UTC View Post