FLASH FRIED: 17 JUNE 2020
The superior, non-dead air Flash Fried is here!
Audio will be in the next post.
2020-06-18 03:01:40 +0000 UTC View Post
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Pointless Low Energy Stream #49059843
2020-06-17 07:32:32 +0000 UTC View PostGREASE TRAP: 15 June 2020
My computer hates me tonight. Sorry about the wait.
First "Post" show in a long ass time.
2020-06-16 03:42:47 +0000 UTC View PostScotty's Court of the Devil's Advocate = DFF
Why was 9 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered 6 offender.
That'll do it. Good enough.
2020-06-13 02:48:18 +0000 UTC View PostGREASE TRAP: 12 JUNE 2020
What do you mean, I didn’t win? I ate more wet T-shirts than anyone else....
2020-06-12 23:25:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Movie Talk with the Fat Boys
Attached above is your delicious audio.
2020-06-11 02:18:44 +0000 UTC View PostMovie Talk with the Fat Boys
Included in this new "commentary" is an update on how we will be doing them from now on.
2020-06-11 02:16:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Flash Fried: 10 JUN 2020
According to patreon, for our audio to be included in the RSS Feed, we will now have to do audio only posts after doing our video posts. We apologize for the inconvenience, but hopefully this will alleviate the issues. Thanks doods.
2020-06-11 01:17:49 +0000 UTC View PostA quick BJ for Los Patreones (everyone read!)
Hey y'all. Paul the Ball, Saltiest of them all here with a message I've been meaning to pass along for a while now.
COVID hit everyone like a ton of bricks. The economy is in shambles, folks are out of work, losing their homes and livelihoods, getting horribly sick and / or watching it happen to loved ones. It's horrible, crazy and totally fucking unprecedented in my lifetime.
Then, as if it wasn't enough for people, these protests jump off. As much as I supp...
2020-06-10 16:20:15 +0000 UTC View PostABANDON HOPE - 6/8/2020
HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING. If you want to get your story considered before it's too late, the suggestion thread is here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/38007573
Be sure to click the reminder so you're notified when I go live. And make sure alerts are enabled on your YouTube app. I will also update the post here when I go live.
EDIT: WE ARE NOW LIVE!
GREASE TRAP: 08 Jun 2020
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
Audio attached.
2020-06-08 18:16:44 +0000 UTC View PostABANDON HOPE SUGGESTION THREAD
It's time to ABANDON HOPE once more. And as usual, I will rely on you guys to help me find shit to watch. So, here's the criteria.
1. Please include a brief description of what your link contains and why you feel it would be a good fit for the show.
2. Try to avoid sending in excessively long videos, as the format makes it difficult to tackle them. If you do send su...
2020-06-08 04:56:19 +0000 UTC View PostFat Traitors and Tourists = DFF
I saw a fat woman down at the pub, whose t-shirt said, "Watch out, I'm a Maneater!"
I went up to her and said "Excuse me, about your t-shirt slogan..."
She stopped me angrily and said "Oh, let me guess: you want to know how many men I've eaten?! Well, I can't help my size you know."
I said" Actually, no. That's not what I was going to say."
She looked happier and said "Oh, okay! What did you want to say then?"
"That's not how y...
2020-06-06 00:36:15 +0000 UTC View PostVaush and Paul: Shootin' the S***
The stream will be starting at 1PM/CST with the discussion starting around 2pm.
Flash Fried: 02 Jun 2020
Due to Paul's discussion with Vaush tomorrow, Flash Fried is today.
Edit: We will be live streaming the discussion tomorrow on the Deep Fat Fried channel. We will post it on here as well in case you don't get the notification from YT.
Audio attached.
2020-06-03 01:14:39 +0000 UTC View PostGREASE TRAP: 01 Jun 2020
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Audio attached.
2020-06-02 02:27:44 +0000 UTC View PostSwizzles
If you guys would like to purchase Señor Tomat merchandise (erroneously called an “orange”, the filthy heathens) visit the creators website https://www.jellygummies.com/shop
He ships really fast, gives you a handwritten note with a portrait of Señor Tomat and also a Swizzles. Pretty neat.
2020-05-30 21:04:59 +0000 UTC View PostALRIGHT
Maybe I'll put this out. Maybe I won't. But you get it.
2020-05-30 11:30:42 +0000 UTC View PostWORLD BATTLE: TJ vs Scotty
Who would have the better world? Paul (and you) are here to judge.
Audio coming momentarily.
2020-05-30 00:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostGREASE TRAP: 29 MAY 2020
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down, and possibly use lubricant.
2020-05-29 22:50:23 +0000 UTC View Post
FLASH FRIED: 27 MAY 2020
TJ and Scotty fight in this one. It's good.
Audio attached.
2020-05-27 23:54:22 +0000 UTC View PostTHE GREASE TRAP: 25 May 2020
I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with.
She said "Yeah, the others were at least 7 or 8s"
2020-05-25 21:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
John Candy vs. Chris Farley = DFF
♫ fat guy in a little coat ♫
audio attached.2020-05-23 01:20:02 +0000 UTC View Post