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DANK DUNGEONS AND DRUNKEN DRAGONS BONUS CONTENT: BLOVIUS AND INSTAGRAMMIA

In the last episode of Dank Dungeons and Drunken Dragons, my character Blovius Thrapp slept with a prostitute named Instagrammia. Paul declared that I would tell the tale of what Blovius and Instagrammia got up to, and I have finally made good on the promise he made on my behalf. Obviously, this story is sexually explicit in nature, and therefore I must caution that only Patrons above the age of 18 click on the link below. Also, if you haven't watched Dank Dungeons, this will probably not mak...

Flash Fried: 15 May 2019

Your weekly dose of the news from three stoners. 

Best Moments from the Hosts

Good Afternoon to our lovely $10 patrons,

As mentioned above in the title, we are looking for your favorite moments of each of the hosts, and especially moments from TJ, that you think should be highlighted in some upcoming trailers to be used on the Amazing Atheist and DFF channels. If you have a favorite (or several) comment down below!

Thank you for your continued support!

Early Access: CHAPTER 4 - WHY DON'T NIHILISTS JUST KILL THEMSELVES? - THE ORDER OF CHAOS

Ever since I began to self-identify as a nihilist, first timidly, and then brashly, I have heard several misconceptions about what nihilism entails, and I’ve also gotten quite an earful about what sort of conduct I should display if I’m really a nihilist. These characterizations are often cartoonishly over-the-top in nature, taking the form of statements like, “If you’re a nihilist, why don’t you just kill yourself? If everything is pointless, why even live?” I c...

Abandon Hope

I will be doing a new Abandon Hope soon, probably Thursday or Saturday. And as usual, I will ask for your help with suggestions for content. 

You can submit topic ideas, articles, blog posts, videos, or anything else you think would work. 

For videos, I do ask that they be under 15 minutes, and that they not be related to internet drama or other topics I would clearly have no interest in. Thanks. 

Pre-Post Show: 13 May 2019

It's the PRE-POST SHOW. 

The Autists = DFF

You cannot escape them for they are already here!! Hate them! Fear them but whatever you do, never underestimate the Autist!

DFF takes a look at the first man ever diagnosed with Autism, Donald Triplett. We take a quiz to find out which member of DFF may in fact be an Autist! This and much more on this installment of Deep Fat Fried!

Pre-Post Show: 09 May 2019

The IT Trailer

EARLY ACCESS: Triggered - Thinning Out The Herd

You get early access because you give me money.  Enjoy. 

Moral Wishy-Washism - A Disjointed Ramble

I was recording an episode of TRIGGERED for my Amazing Atheist channel, and the above clip was part of it. 

I decided to cut the clip for a few reasons. It was too long, it didn't match the tone of the rest of the video, and it didn't express the ideas as clearly as I wanted to. Yet, I do find myself wanting to release it, so I have opted to release it to exclusively to our beloved patrons for the time being. 

I hope that you enjoy it, and please feel free to share your ...

DFF WATCHES "MAZES AND MONSTERS" - Cinema for Cynics

Also known as the most boring fucking movie ever made. 

Flash Fried: 08 May 2019

An especially pessimistic FLASH FRIED for our lovely patrons. 

Which one is worse?

WHICH IS WORSE?

WHICH IS WORSE?

Dungeons & Dragons = DFF

You've already rolled a natural 20 by being a patron, now time for a history lesson. 

Pre-Post Show: 03 May 2019

FLASH FRIED 01 May 2019

We apologize for the late upload. Now, on to FLASH FRIED.

ABANDON HOPE LIVE

I'm gonna look at some various crap and get annoyed. Watch if you want. 

Audio attached for our audio loving patreones. 

Patreones, come and revel in the salty spray!

Tis the end of the month, and tis time! Lets Highdeologize!

Audio attached to listen to all the salt. 

ABANDON HOPE SUGGESTION THREAD OF DOOM!

Soon, I will be doing the next Abandon Hope. And as usual, I would like to m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶s̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶  get your input on the stuff I should cover. You can suggest articles, blog posts, ridiculous topics, videos, whatever. If you choose videos, here are the criteria: 

1. Under 15 minutes

2. No small bullshit channels

3. No single digit IQ drama bullshit 

That's pretty much it. Happy hunting...

Pre-Post Show: 29 April 2019

Enjoy!

Show Meeting: 29 April 2019

Banter, Banter, and More Banter

Website Status Update

Hey guys, we just wanted to update you on the progress of the website/archive. 

It's unfortunate, but it looks like the process is going to be a bit delayed from our original estimates. The company that we contracted to do the site, while probably good for their specific niche, was not able to achieve the synchronicity with Patreon that we feel is vital to our strategy moving forward. 

It sucks for all of us that it took 6 months of work for the shortcomings of this comp...

Hell = DFF

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just our patrons?

Pre-Post Show: 26 April 2019

8 hour Mega Show

During March we ran an offer that for every 50 new Patron’s that joined in March we would add one hour to a special live show.  The grand total came in at 8 hours! This special episode will stream live on May 6th at 12 PM to 8 PM. (CDT)

NOTE: THIS EPISODE WILL BE PUBLIC. 

Flash Fried 24 April 2019

It's FLASH FRIED.

Audio link attached for your listening pleasure. 

Pre-Post Show: 23 April 2019

Browsing 'Everyday Feminism'. Buckle up, ladies and gentleman. 

DEEP FAT FRIED ANNOUNCEMENT

Today's scheduled show will be postponed until tomorrow!