Pre-Post Show 3/18/19 - Stupid Hypothetical Questions Galore
I'm giving it to you guys first.
Attached is the audio file for our audio only listeners.
2019-03-17 03:13:20 +0000 UTC View Post
This, right here, is Paul's favorite show.
2019-03-16 03:09:42 +0000 UTC View Post
You know what time it is, it's time to learn somethin'.
Attached is the audio file for our audio only listeners.
2019-03-14 02:33:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm doing another ABANDON HOPE soon (no, I'm not sure exactly when), so if you have any videos or articles or whatever that you'd like to see discussed in the episode, let me know down below.
Just know this: videos should be no greater than 10 minutes in length. MAYBE 15, if it's an insanely good video. But not one second longer.
2019-03-13 01:56:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Hola Blessed Tomatinos!
This month, Pessimist Productions has another incredible offer for you. DFF will be hosting an episode that you get to decide how long we stream live!
For every fifty patrons we receive in the month of March, we will add an hour to our show.
So simply:
♦ We start at one hour.
♦ Every fifty patrons, we add one hour to the show.
Simple.
This show will feature an incredible amount of ripe juicy contento!
The pessi...
2019-03-12 18:12:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I had a little monkey
And I sent him to the country
And I fed him on gingerbread
Long come a choo-choo
And knocked my monkey cuckoo
And now my monkey's dead
Ban won't wear off
'Cause my monkey's dead
It's been a long time coming and we are excited to announce our trip to the Big Chief. All details are available on the event page.
The event will take place on Saturday, April 20th at 5 PM to 7 PM in Glencoe, Alabama.
2019-03-12 00:45:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Wednesday, March 13th, is the deadline to vote on all of the ‘Your Topic’ polls. If you have not yet voted for your favorite topic, now is the time! The winners will be announced during Flash Fried!
Happy Voting!
Begrudgingly,
The Pessimists
Edit: To give our patrons more time to vote, we have extended the deadline to Wednesday.
2019-03-10 21:32:15 +0000 UTC View PostGood Evening Tiny Tomatinos,
It is now time to vote on the topic you, our new members, would like to see most as a full episode of Deep Fat Fried! Vote below for your favorite topic. Thank you for all your submissions and especially to those who's topics have gone through to the next round.
♦ Ben Shapiro, submitted by Alex Payne.
♦ George Carlin, submitted by JbanN7.
♦ The Illuminati, submitted by Noah Linderer.
♦...
2019-03-08 04:24:57 +0000 UTC View PostGood Evening Tomatinos,
It is now time to vote on the topic you, the Buffet, would like to see most as a full episode of Deep Fat Fried! Vote below for your favorite topic. Thank you for all your submissions and especially to those who's topics have gone through to the next round.
♦ The War on Drugs, submitted by Sam Tabatowski.
♦ Richard Nixon, submitted by Andrew Voorhees.
♦ Alex Jones, submitted by Daniel C. Davis.
&nb...
2019-03-08 04:20:22 +0000 UTC View PostGood Evening Tomatinos,
It is now time to vote on the topic you, the Chef's Table, would like to see most as a full episode of Deep Fat Fried! Vote below for your favorite topic. Thank you for all your submissions and especially to those who's topics have gone through to the next round.
♦ The Mandela Effect, submitted by Peyton Bidwell.
♦ The Most Evil Corporations, submitted by blu_libra.
♦ H.P. Lovecraft, submitted by D...
Thank you guys for the awesome suggestions. We will give the posts another day or two and then you guys will get your chance to vote on future episodes.
Begrudgingly,
The Pessimists
Greetings New Patrons,
It is now time for you guys to make your suggestions for an episode of DEEP FAT FRIED. Post a comment with your suggestion for a show topic! If you see one above that you think would be a good topic, give it a heart. The ones with the most hearts will later be put in a poll and then the winner will be picked by the new patrons!
*Please Note: This post is only for new patrons who joined in the month of February. If you joined prior to Feb 1 ...
2019-03-05 03:16:12 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings Buffet,
It is now time for you guys to make your suggestions for an episode of DEEP FAT FRIED. Post a comment with your suggestion for a show topic! If you see one above that you think would be a good topic, give it a heart. The ones with the most hearts will later be put in a poll and then the winner will be picked by the Buffet patrons!
2019-03-05 03:13:45 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings Chef's Table,
It is now time for you guys to make your suggestions for an episode of DEEP FAT FRIED. Post a comment with your suggestion for a show topic! If you see one above that you think would be a good topic, give it a heart. The ones with the most hearts will later be put in a poll and then the winner will be picked by the Chef's Table patrons!
Time to dive back in.
-Attached is the mp3 file for our audio only listeners.
2019-03-02 05:01:42 +0000 UTC View Post
It's blocked in The Netherlands and Belgium, so people from those countries will need to use a proxy.
2019-02-28 04:40:49 +0000 UTC View Post