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Beetle Mania: From Spanish Fly to the IRL Sarlacc

Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/m-uGr5RuM3I 

These beetles are tough, terrifying, and some of them can even kill us and our livestock. Humans still delude themselves into thinking they can tame these impressive tiny beasts. Learn about the 3 strangest and coolest beetles today on Deep Fat Fried.

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Abandon Hope 12/30/2021

Scheduled for 8pm ET. Go set a reminder. 

https://youtu.be/xuYJn8j7Nms 

REMINDER! STARTING SOON! DON'T MISS IT! 

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FINAL Flash Fried - 12/29/21 - Full

This is the FINAL FLASH FRIED! Like a phoenix, it must die to be reborn from the ashes. Don't worry, we'll have more than ample replacement for it for our lovely patrons. 

Ghislaine Guilty / Bloodthirsty Squirrel / Record Heat / LAPD Kills Teen Girl & More!

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Flash Fried is Dead - Long Live the Rebirth - Patrons Only Section

Going LIVE @ 7:45 pm ET! https://youtu.be/StLBe_Oy-3M 

Don't worry, we will still be doing a Wednesday news-y livestream, it's just undergoing an evolution and makeover. Full explanation of exciting new changes coming soon!

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The Final Flash Fried...and the Dawn of a New Era

Going LIVE @ 6:30 pm ET! https://youtu.be/GbjYqBgP7g8 

Flash Fried is like a phoenix: it must die to be reborn. 

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Amazing Animal Abilities - Superpowers in Nature

Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/L5gV5zDdWCo 

Compared to these animals, humans are weak, squishy, dumb pink blobs! These animals have powers that put even the best human technology to shame! What can we learn from them? How can we accept that we aren't the best of the best! Find out today on Deep Fat Fried.

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Grease Trap: 27 December 2021

The guys talk about the Metaverse's first groping, the latest developments in the Alec Baldwin shooting, and more!

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Grease Trap: 27 December 2021

The guys talk about the Metaverse's first groping, the latest developments in the Alec Baldwin shooting, and more!

https://youtu.be/Nsl4FM3qUE0 

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6 Jobs That No Longer Exist

Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/r7KRUbYmYJc 

The job market has heavily evolved in recent decades, even recent years. As technology advances, more jobs become obsolete and career paths unviable. Today we're covering jobs that no longer exist on Deep Fat Fried.

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END OF THE YEAR ABANDON HOPE

Leave your suggestions for the December Abandon Hope below. 

I will be doing the January Abandon Hope publicly to raise money for charity. If you have a charity suggestion, feel free to leave that below as well. I will figure out some way to give the patron's extra benefit so that you don't get ripped off for the month. 

PEACE 

 

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Deep Fat Fried Christmas Special 2021

Merry Christmas! To celebrate, we're taking a look at some of the worst Christmas specials and movies ever made.

https://youtu.be/-4ixg572V1w 

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Plastic Politicians = DFF #373

Our politicians are becoming increasingly ancient, and with that comes more of them getting plastic surgery to appear more youthful. However, most of the time it doesn't work, and it just looks uncanny. You can't put lipstick on a pig and expect it to fundamentally change. Why do these politicians do it? Is it vanity, some kind of initiation, or a delusion that it's what their constituents want? Today we discuss plastic politicians on Deep Fat Fried.

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Plastic Politicians = DFF #373

Our politicians are becoming increasingly ancient, and with that comes more of them getting plastic surgery to appear more youthful. However, most of the time it doesn't work, and it just looks uncanny. You can't put lipstick on a pig and expect it to fundamentally change. Why do these politicians do it? Is it vanity, some kind of initiation, or a delusion that it's what their constituents want? Today we discuss plastic politicians on Deep Fat Fried.

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Grease Trap: 24 December 2021

TJ and Paul talk about movies (including the gayest horror movie ever made), Nancy Reagan supposedly being the queen of BJs, and more!

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Grease Trap: 24 December 2021

TJ and Paul talk about movies (including the gayest horror movie ever made), Nancy Reagan supposedly being the queen of BJs, and more!

https://youtu.be/Q4FZezQowAk 

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3 Worst Judges in America

Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/hB7Y0tFqe30 

We like to pretend that those elected and appointed as judges are serving a higher calling. Some of us believe that judges are some of the most intelligent, fair, measured, and law abiding among us. However, judges are human, greedy self-serving morons just like most people are. Their mistakes just cost people their futures, and sometimes even their lives.

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Flash Fried - 12/22/21 - ALL PATRONS FEAST

We're mixing it up. Still covering news, but also going on more tangents, doing more banter, and generally having more fun with it. Hope you enjoy! Let us know if you like the Onion Nuggetz/Feast vibe from this and last week.

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Flash Fried - 12/22/21 - A Feast JUST FOR PATRONS!

Going LIVE @ 6:30 pm ET! https://youtu.be/VJ42hXzSaEw 

Last week we had the all-public Onion Nuggetz stream because of the strike, so we figured we owed you an all-patrons Flash Fried this week. We're proud to present: THE FEAST!

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Herman Cain Award Winners

Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/Jj-JLz1gD_s 

Some people have famous last words, and these are some of the worst. The prize only the most loud-mouthed and ignorant among us can ever hope to achieve: Herman Cain Award Winners get Deep Fat Fried!

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Cinema vs. Cynics: Joan the Woman (1916)

Join us as we watch Joan the Woman, a 1916 American epic silent drama film directed by Cecil B. DeMille and starring Geraldine Farrar as Joan of Arc.

https://youtu.be/9c0c7rnVjao 

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Grease Trap: 20 December 2021

The guys talk about the pain of existence, the giant tornado storm, living off the land, and more!

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Grease Trap: 20 December 2021

The guys talk about the pain of existence, the giant tornado storm, living off the land, and more!

https://youtu.be/zdm5xGKxBGU 


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Old Criminals

Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/2BGCrtW1XYk 

Are elderly criminals just too old to care about the long arm of the law? Does their mental decline blur the lines between what's acceptable and what's offensive? Do old people deserve to be cut some slack? We discuss the phenomenon of crotchety old people committing crimes today on Deep Fat Fried.

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The Stigma of UGLINESS = DFF #372

Not everyone can be sexy motherfuckers like we are. Today we're covering the aesthetically challenged, those blessed with unique features. They don't check our people pleasing boxes for what a person ought to look like. Ugliness gets DEEP FAT FRIED!

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The Stigma of UGLINESS = DFF #372

Not everyone can be sexy motherfuckers like we are. Today we're covering the aesthetically challenged, those blessed with unique features. They don't check our people pleasing boxes for what a person ought to look like. Ugliness gets DEEP FAT FRIED!

https://youtu.be/VvpE7eX-Yo0 

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Grease Trap: 17 December 2021

Paul talks about his ultimate depression food: Totino's, the guys look at disgusting canned foods, balkanizing the United States, and more!

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Grease Trap: 17 December 2021

Paul talks about his ultimate depression food: Totino's, the guys look at disgusting canned foods, balkanizing the United States, and more!

https://youtu.be/Bho5SoXdPto 

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3 Trendy Products That RUINED Society

Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/FDw5RzKD8Fw 

Some inventions make our lives better, more comfortable, more fulfilling. Some inventions, however, seem designed only to annoy, disturb and (sometimes) can outright kill us. Here are three horrible inventions that somehow became fads on Deep Fat Fried.

We also dropped a fresh new shirt/h...

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The Flash Fried Alternative Megashow!

Sorry for the delay, this was a REALLY long stream. Be aware that the first few minutes are music. We did a livestream on The Amazing Atheist channel earlier today because our Deep Fat Fried channel strike could not be appealed, hence not doing a traditional Flash Fried. TJ and Scotty tried to kill Paul, but he came BACK FROM THE DEAD to finish the second half of the show. It's news, it's banter, and so much more - we're proud to present ONION NUGGETZ!

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Can't Do Flash Fried So . . . ONION NUGGETZ!!!

Going LIVE @ 6:30 pm ET!

https://youtu.be/-tTEBEqn4Lg

Behold the oniony goodness. Our channel is banned from livestreaming this week since we told a misinformational joke. :( But you can catch this shittier show on my Amazing Atheist channel. Much love, humanoidz. 

Yeah, I'm not going to bother with the whole half public / half private thing this week. We're just gonna do the whole shebang publicly....

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