Haley Thistle

Zaejin the Troll & Perik the Room Monster: Part Two (special preview)

“Shit,” you grumbled under your breath. “I think I fucked it up again.” Under the cover of an old dish towel was a bowl, filled with an unimpressive and somewhat liquidy lump. You tossed the towel aside and dumped the lump onto the floured countertop where it spread out rather than maintaining a doughy shape like it was supposed to.

“I thought I knew how to do this,” you grunted.

The days were becoming cooler, and the idea of baking bread didn’t seem so unappealing a...

Giert the Goblin: Part Two (rough draft)

The mall you worked at shut down. So while now you don’t reek of every perfume on the planet, you’re sorting out life choices; which feels a lot worse than olfactory overload.

“It ain’t the end of the world if you take time, sweetheart.” Giert had brought you some peppermint to settle your nervous stomach.

Looking up from your computer screen, you could see he hadn’t washed up yet from work. He’d come straight from the garage to your kettle. “In this economy?” Yo...

Romarod the Orc (complete)

Female Reader x Male Monster

Elderbay was once a town just outside of Obresh, but now it is a part of it. The town had been taken over after the port had failed and the town had fallen to mostly ruin. It was easy for the leaders of Obresh to take over, since there wasn’t really anybody putting up a fight over it. They came in and cleaned up the place, but Elderbay had always been known for its sleaze and probably always would be. Now known as Obreshbay (or Obree Bay due to dialect) it...

September 2023 Mail Outs: Tickets to the Carnival

The carnival is traveling through your neck of the woods! You'll need to get tickets in order to attend. But I'm sure they'd still love to have you regardless.

This month everyone gets a Children of the Night sticker, and either a print or ticket sticker. 

Artwork this month from the print and sticker are provided by @smogteeth. Tickets were by me.

$10 & $15 will get a Children of the Night sticker and either a ticket or print.

$20 will get print, sticker, and...

Commissions Open

It's that time again! Commissions are open for September to December!

There are four slots per week, which means there are 56 slots that can be filled for the rest of the year.

Let me know how many slots you'd like and which months you like to have them in.

Below is a format I wish you to follow so that the commission you want is assured, and I will have all information needed in order to complete the job easily, smoothly, and stress free. If further discussions are...

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Desktop Wallpaper: What-cha Doing?

Mothman is curious. Art by @belle-the-witch

Desktop Wallpaper: Just keep Swimming

Both with words and without in case you don't like the quote. Artwork is by @belle-the-witch

Desktop Wallpaper: Orcs Do It Better

Orcs do it better! But you all knew that. Art by @belle-the-witch

Desktop Wallpaper: Max, Spite & Eli

New wallpaper for your desktop! Featuring the unltimate throuple, Max, Spite, & Eli.

Art by @maxspite

Desktop Wallpaper: Orcs, Orcs, Orcs

New desktop wallpaper I threw together for ya'll to use, or maybe not use. Features the adorable monstermallow art of @belle-the-witch

Desktop Wallpaper: Big Billy's Hardware

Enjoy a free wallpaper made shittily by me!

Desktop Wallpaper: Ellis the Gargoyle

A new day a new wallpaper. Featuring Ellis the Gargoyle and my favorite quote from the story. Artwork by @cutesweetcorgo

Birthday Wallpapers

Wallpapers for your phone because it's my birthday today!

I wish I could do more to thank you all. But this will have to do for now. Thanks for making my birthday feel so special.

Features art by @smogteeth  @maxspite  @belle-the-witch

Giert the Goblin: Part Two (special preview)

The mall you worked at shut down. So while now you don’t reek of every perfume on the planet, you’re sorting out life choices; which feels a lot worse than olfactory overload.

“It ain’t the end of the world if you take time, sweetheart.” Giert had brought you some peppermint to settle your nervous stomach.

Looking up from your computer screen, you could see he hadn’t washed up yet from work. He’d come straight from the garage to your kettle. “In this economy?” Yo...

Giert the Goblin: Part One (rough draft)

You live in a small apartment building, so little, in fact, there are only four apartments. You live upstairs where the only access is a staircase from the outside. Your neighbor on the top floor is a mechanic whose shop is just next door to the building. So often times, you see him come in from work, wringing his dirty hands and his coveralls covered in grease, oil, and perspiration.

You work across town at the mega mall where you work as a perfume girl. Yes, one of those perfume girls...

Laertes the Fae (complete)

Female Reader x Male Monster 

“What do you mean Master Aymeric is here?” You heard someone from down the hall yell. “He didn’t call?”

“Does it look like he called?” Another voice shouted.

You were coming back from the laundry room, arms loaded with two full baskets. You hurried off towards the linen closet to set the baskets down at the very least.

“I should warn Laertes,” you mumbled to yourself. “He probably has no idea Master Aymeric is comi...

Wallpapers: Mothman Believes in you!

In case you need reminding, you deserve to be supported and loved through everything. And who better to tell you that than mothman?

Artwork by @belle-the-witch

Giert the Goblin: Part One (special preview)

You live in a small apartment building, so little, in fact, there are only four apartments. You live upstairs where the only access is a staircase from the outside. Your neighbor on the top floor is a mechanic whose shop is just next door to the building. So often times, you see him come in from work, wringing his dirty hands and his coveralls covered in grease, oil, and perspiration.

You work across town at the mega mall where you work as a perfume girl. Yes, one of those perfume girls...

The Leshy: Part Two (rough draft)

One evening the leshy doesn’t even wait for you. It comes up to the windows of the church, watching you as you polish Pastor Lado’s pulpit. You have long since stopped being afraid of it, and instead, all you feel towards the leshy is a strong frustration. It is like a tom cat outside your window yowling every night.

You open a window to the church, which the leshy recoils away from, stumbling into the graveyard and nearly knocking over a tombstone.

“Why won’t you leave me...

Ben the Werewolf: Part Three (complete)

Female Reader x Male Monster (both cis)

The phone call came in the middle of a deep sleep. When you answered it, you were barely awake, in fact you almost fell half asleep again when you hung up. But it finally clicked, and now, here you were in the waiting room of the hospital.

“Here.” Ben came up beside you, extending out a cup of coffee.

You sighed with relief, grabbing the cup with both hands. “Thank you.”

Ben took the seat beside you, stretching out to sho...

Mail Outs Update

Mail outs are gonna have a small delay. My mother has tested positive for Covid, and while me and my dad both tested negative, I’m going to hold off on mailing them out for a few more days just to be safe.

Monster Blind Dates: Birthday Edition

My birthday is Sunday! And as such, I want to have a little fun (as well as get some extra money to get my hair done). But I'd like to do these blind dates, as well as maybe some live chats over on my discord.

Here’s what to do:

Make a donation to my kofi. You can either ask for a blind da...

Commissions?

Putting feelers out for who would be interested in getting a commission if I open them again. Please let me know in the comments and if I get good feedback I’ll start getting my schedule in order.

The Leshy: Part Two (special preview)

One evening the leshy doesn’t even wait for you. It comes up to the windows of the church, watching you as you polish Pastor Lado’s pulpit. You have long since stopped being afraid of it, and instead, all you feel towards the leshy is a strong frustration. It is like a tom cat outside your window yowling every night.

You open a window to the church, which the leshy recoils away from, stumbling into the graveyard and nearly knocking over a tombstone.

“Why won’t you leave me...

The Leshy: Part One(rough draft)

No matter how much you sweep, the steps to the church never seem to come clean. The dust and moss, on top of the fall leaves, gather in the corners, clinging to the old stone. You beat at it with your broom, but eventually you need to sit down. Your legs have never been strong, but the older you become, the worst it seems to get.

“Go inside,” Pastor Lado says as he returns. “This chill could get to the heartiest of men.” He offers you his hand, but you rebuff it.

“I need...

Jasper the Bugbear: Part Two (complete)

Female Main Character x Male Monster (both cis)

His hand squeezed mine back. “I am forgetting something at this moment, Cara.”

I furrowed my brow and tilted my head up to him in confusion.“Which is?”

“How to be a gentleman. I almost bent down and kissed you like the ruffian I once was,” he said with a laugh.

My stomach knotted up, not in a bad way, but one of expectancy. “You could ask me.” The words poured from me, I didn’t mean to be so blunt.

What Momo Businesses Need Logos?

I have a few logos for some of the businesses in my stories made up. But I would like to make a few more. Let me know your favorite and I’ll start working on them!

Until then enjoy a vampire clinic wallpaper.

The Leshy: Part One (special preview)

No matter how much you sweep, the steps to the church never seem to come clean. The dust and moss, on top of the fall leaves, gather in the corners, clinging to the old stone. You beat at it with your broom, but eventually you need to sit down. Your legs have never been strong, but the older you become, the worst it seems to get.

“Go inside,” Pastor Lado says as he returns. “This chill could get to the heartiest of men.” He offers you his hand, but you rebuff it.

“I need...

Onyx the Tabaxi: Part Four (rough draft)

When I did go to the library it was nice and sunny out, but there were some clouds on the horizon that were growing darker by the moment. The library itself was cool and quiet, there wasn’t a soula round, none that I could see anyways.

“Alright little book, time ot put you back,” I murmured to myself as I took the third book of the Alyssa series from my bag. “Back onto your little shelf you-” I stopped, dead cold in my tracks. The shelf was empty. The Alyssa series was nowhere...

Jasper the Bugbear: Part One (complete)

Female Main Character: Male Monster (both cis)

The letter arrived first thing in the morning, delivered into my hands by someone who whisked away as quickly as they appeared. I had been hunkered down in this small town waiting on this for a while now.

“Geez,” I mumbled over the letter. “Who did they let write this thing?” I squinted over the paper, trying to decipher some of the illegible handwriting. I scoffed, pulling back and rubbing the bridge of my nose. I’d been re...