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Werewolf Boyfriend: Atticus (complete)

My sister is moving for a new job, so she invited me to go with her. I jumped at the chance, and would jump at any chance for a fresh start. When I found out where we were going, I was a bit surprised - Ava got a job at a funeral home in a town called Hearthway Hollow, a mountain town surrounded by a national forest and nature reserve. 

For the time being, Ava and I are renting an apartmen...

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June Mailout

This month features a heavy dose of symbiotes and a slime! Everyone will be getting four prints! $10 will get the prints and a sticker. $20 will get prints and both stickers. And the rest get it all!

Symbiote artwork by @maxspite

Sebastian the Slime artwork by @chopshoppar

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Orc Boyfriend: Severin (special preview)

You remember having a discussion with Severin about the future, how you were expected to marry, what your family expected of you. Severin had been disheartened by this, knowing that his stature wasn’t smiled upon by most. He felt neither Orc nor human because of it. 

“You look Orc,” you told him.

“I look like a goblin,” he huffed. “No one will want me.”

“Don’t say that.” You watched him as he sat their brooding. You looked down at your hands, wonderi...

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Ghost Boyfriend: John 2 (complete)

Some days, it feels like John isn’t there in the room at all. Like before, you’ll feel cold breezes graze against your cheek, or hear something that isn’t there. It starts to feel like that day when he threw the box was all a fluke, maybe even a practical joke. 

Mason hasn’t heard John talk at all, but you hear like he’s standing beside you. You try to make sense of it all, but n...

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Watch the Ask Me Anything- Anywhere!

We recorded the livestream! So you can now watch it if you missed it!

This was a test run of what we hope to do in the future.

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Vampire Boyfriend: Thaddeus (special preview)

You’re trying to focus, but his lovely face and words keep distracting you from business at hand. “I’ve only ever heard good things about the clinic. It’s part of why my aunt and I want to work with you so badly.”

“I would jump at the chance to work with you, but I’m afraid we must go through the board, consider all options, wade through red tape,” he huffs. “It’s all so bureaucratic, it bores me to tears.”

You nod. “I understand, we fully expected this to ...

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Ghost Boyfriend: John (complete)

Downtown is full of all sorts of old buildings, which over the years have become the shopping hub for your small town. What used to be old general stores and shoe repair stores now sell handmade soaps, antiques, and boutique goods in pop-ups that rotate like the seasons. Your aunt has come to own one of these buildings, some sort of factory or meat rendering plant. All you remember is being petrified...

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Upcoming Stories: June 2020

Stories that are coming to you in June!

A Teifling continuation

An Orc who loves a woman in a wheelchair

More vampires from the Period Clinic

A dating sims parody set in Miror

A Kilpine (new!)

A Valravn (also new!)

Vengeful ghosts and a creepy family

Dullahans in Scarebrooke

When a Selkie loves a woman

A seuquel to The Veils

A Half-Orc nobleman

There's a Rakshasa who practices tantric sex

And some epic Hearthway Hol...

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Orc Boyfriend: Torok (special preview)

In order to get the ramp fixed I needed to fix the porch first so the foundation would be solid. I worried telling her this but she simply smiled and thanked me.

“I can tell you’re a hard worker, Torok. I’m not worried about that. Do your job and do it well, that’s what I hired you for.” I marveled at her smile.

“Well, err, uh-” I’m always mush mouthed when I talk to pretty girls, but Alanna makes me feel different. “I’m gonna work me hardest fahr ya. I know th...

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The Sphinx & the Manticore (complete)

I was left at the Temple of the Oracles when I was born, abandoned because of my appearance. The Oracles took me in, understanding already that, despite my appearance, I was born to do powerful things. Mama Neaera nursed me and raised me by her side. She was one of the more powerful oracles in the temple, able to divine by playing a special lyre made from ancient wood from the mountains where the god...

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Tiefling Boyfriend: Othello 2 (special preview)

“I really should make dinner before we decide to exert too much energy.” Othello chuckles. “Go relax. Both of you.”

After dinner Othello fixes Cassio’s hair. He trims it down, making it much shorter but so much nicer than before. Cassio has a beautiful face, and the new hair style shows off his sharp jaw and elegant neck. 

“Now then, what would you like to do next?” Othello purrs into his ear. “Would you like my Darling to pamper you a little bit?”

Cas...

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Succubus & Shapeshifter Lovers: Part Two (complete)

Ever since you met Sylvie and Sam you’ve been spending more time with them. It starts out as drinks every now and then, and texting with them while on your lunch break. Sometimes you go to a movie together. You have fun hanging out with them and they make you feel comfortable. You feel like you can talk to them about anything.

At work, you sometimes drift away thinking about them. You wonder ...

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Reminder: AMA Livestream

Don’t forget that this Saturday I will be doing an AMA panel with Geekinlikeaboss! Make sure to get in any questions now!

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Orc Boyfriend: Dimka (special preview)

I swallow down another anxious lump forming in my throat. I then see the branches before me shudder and I swing my sword, chopping them down. The creatures cackles and I swing again, cutting more branches. As foliage falls around me something tackles me from behind. Claws dig into my shoulders, and it’s feet kick into the middle of my back. I use my sword for balance to keep myself from falling and I throw myself backwards, slamming the creature into a tree. It screams into my ear, kicking ...

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Succubus & Shapeshifter Lovers: Part One (complete)

Sitting at the bar, you watch people come and go from the mirror behind the shelves. You see lovers kiss and friends greet one another, but your mind starts to wander as the person you’re waiting for still fails to arrive. You glance at your phone and check the mirror. It’s become obvious that your date is never going to show. 

Oh well, it figures it would be too good to be true. You f...

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Werewolf Boyfriend: Atticus 2 (special preview)

I then take in a deep breath. “Before we get any closer, I have some things I need to tell you.”

Atticus nods his head as he looks at me. “That’s okay. You can tell me anything.” He pushes his glasses up his nose and those sapphire eyes watch me closely.

“I went through a pretty messy divorce two years ago.” I look down at my hands clutching the latte cup. “It’s been hard for me to date since then. It still is, even though I really like you so much.”

“N...

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Hot Chocolate & Marshmallows: Part Two (complete)

My father isn’t happy that the Caldera won’t come into our home. Then again, I’m sure he’d be furious if they did. Nothing can please him now, considering that he knows he was in the wrong. He’d never admit to it or back down, even if it means strong retaliation from the Caldera. Candela has warned me her mother isn’t happy, and is eager to forge a new deal with blood if she has to.

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Werewolf Boyfriend: Atticus (special preview)

“Good afternoon.” An older woman comes walking from the back. “May I help you, young lady?”

I start to ask if she’s Maven but I suddenly clam up. “I was-” My voice cracks. I want a job. Are you hiring? Can I help here with anything? I just moved and I’m a gemologist and a trained jeweler as well. 

My phone starts ringing. “I’m sorry.” I quickly step aside and take my phone out. It’s Ava. “Hello?” I answer.

“Hey, where are you right now?” ...

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Hot Chocolate & Marshmallows: Part One (complete)

The Cauldron Mountains sit steaming in the distance, so hot that even the snow doesn’t rest on them. The people who live there, the Caldera, are known to be strong, resilient, and terrifying. They are said to be extremely tall, with bodies that are capable of withstanding the heat in the Cauldrons. They have rich dark skin that is beautiful to behold, charmed to keep them safe from the heat.

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New Tier & Changes: It's all 'Under the Bed'

Just an update on the new tier changes. $1 tier is now limited with 2-3 completed stories a week and now, the $1 tier will have access to the special previews every day. I am going to attempt to allow voting on which three stories you wish to see each week. 

The new $3 tier titled 'Under the Bed' will feature all completed works of the week. I will start implementing the changes starting in June, so you can switch over to your leisure as needed or stay where you are.

I am sta...

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Ghost Boyfriend: John 2 (special preview)

You don’t see anything, but you can feel a palm in your own. It feels rough and calloused, but so gentle as his fingers wrap around your hand. You close your hand, holding John’s hand in your own. You see a brief flash of blue eyes before Mason touches your shoulder.

“What are you doing?”

You don’t feel John anymore as you turn towards Mason. “He was-” You shake your head. “He held my hand.”

“You were standing still for like, twenty minutes.” Masons ays...

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The Black Cat & the Owl (complete)

When I fell in love, I thought it would be forever. I thought she would be mine to hold and protect and never let go. It was so very long ago, yet it still feels as if I only turned around, I would be with her again. I understand why she had to leave, but it does nothing to soothe the pain I felt. Even now, the scars remain, haunting me with stirrings of misery when the memory returns. I was her firs...

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Ghost Boyfriend: John (special preview)


You frown and push your box aside. “Back when I just worked at the cash register, it felt like the mood of this place changed every day. Some days it felt happy, other days felt heavier.” You furrow your brow. “I sound crazy don’t I?”

Masons hrugs. “Not exactly. I was just talking about ghosts, so who am I to judge?”

You huff and look around the room. “I always said a building could have memories. Maybe ghosts are just part of that.”

“How poeti...

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Tiefling Boyfriends: Tivio & Menos (complete)

The cold has become impossible to combat lately. The monastarey’s huge stone tower is used more for defense rather than, well, a home for you and the other clerics. There aren't that many fireplaces, so the few clerics that remain there often congregate around them. One of your chores is to fetch wood for the fires, but that’s becoming a hard task. With the bitter cold and lack of funds, you step...

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The Sphinx & the Manticore (special preview)

“As much as I love women inside of me, I highly doubt your logic. I came to see if you were hunters, but I am certain I have found something much worse.” She tosses her head to the side then rises up to her full height. “Will you be staying much longer?”

I shake my head. “I am heading to other temples to teach my ministry and spread the gospel of Rhu. I do not plan on lingering in the desert for long.”

“Good!” She scoffs. “I hope you are gone from here sooner tha...

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Succubus & Shapeshifter Lovers: Part Two (rough draft)

Ever since you met Sylvie and Sam you had been spending more time with them. It started out as drinks every now and then, texting with them while you were on your lunch break, even sometimes a movie. You had fun hanging out with them and they made you feel comfortable, you felt like you could talk to them about anything.

During work, you sometimes drifted away thinking about them. You wondered what they were doing, if they were stressing over apartment hunting, working themselves, or we...

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Jackal Boyfriend: Abasi (complete)

When I was little, my parents fled Culuweth in the wake of Queen Bethsabe’s rule. They chose to settle in Obresh, but even there life was difficult due to the stigma against Gnolls. My parents had to work extremely hard to make a name for themselves. They started off with one sheep, which turned to three, then ten, then dozens more. My father sheared the sheep, my mother would spin it into yarn, an...

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Succubus & Shaptershifter Lovers: Part Two (special preview)

“We’re getting it don’t worry,” Sam huffs. “Someone is coming about the windows, once they can actually open, then we can get those window units we looked at.”

Sylvie tilts her chin up. “That’s right we are.” She then turns back to you as you sheepishly approach. “Anyways, this is all our elaborate plan in asking you to help us move nest weekend. Can you?”

You fan your face, hoping to cool down. “I’m free after work on friday, I can help you as soon as I ...

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Onikuma Boyfriend: Emery (complete)

I’ve lived a pretty pampered life. Since my parents are spice traders, we were never hurting for money, especially when my father was chosen to oversee the cinnamon groves of the royal family. It was thanks to my mother that trade opened up with the Polar, and we were able to sell to the Czar and his family as well. For a while, things boomed for us.

Both my parents grew up poor though, havin...

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Livestream AMA

No one is leaving questions! So I’m reposting this lol.

I’ll be participating in a livestream with Geekinlikeaboss! And as Patrons your questions will get first priority! Submit them here and we will be answering them LIVE!

Questions can be directed at either one of us or both! Feel free to ask any questions you may have. About our writing process, our favorite monsters, theories, creative process, worldbuilding, and more!


ARE YOU HERE FOR THE MONSTER FUCKER ...

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