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Why is the Rum Gone?

And thus the spyglass was invented.

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Book Two Ep17 - Sneak Peek

She's just BARRELS of fun.

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Say Hi, Carp.

She has a very particular set of skills. Skills she has acquired over a very long career.

Skills that make her a nightmare for people like him. Or in general.

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Booh! Guess who?

I guess it's true what they say. Two heads are better than one.

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Book Two Ep16 - Sneak Peek

The twins are back. Well, not back. They never left.

And they never will.

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Piranha scenes

People seem to respond well to this character. Which is good, becaaaaaause he's going to be here a while. I think. Or maybe not. Who knows?

Me. I know.

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Book Two Ep14 - Sneak Peek

Scurvy's pedagogy is largely pain-based.

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Slice and Dice

Training's going pretty well. They're still alive.

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Book Two Ep13 - Sneak Peek

Always let your mother know you're okay. Seriously. 

They can't sleep otherwise.

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Tête à tête

They're chatting. That's a good sign, right?

Right?

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UndeadEd - Stingy Jack

Working on some assets for the upcoming book.

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Total Victory

Boom. The end. Roll credits.

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Book Two Ep12 - Sneak Peek

Didn't think these two would end up meeting like this, did you?

Clearly, neither did they.

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Scurvy's Glare

She's really got that down.

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The Piranha's Ship #2

For the name, I was thinking "Floating Circus", or "Sailing Parade". Something along those lines.

Any thoughts?

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Book Two Ep11 - Sneak Peek

Anyone who's ever had a creepy boss can tell you: you need to call them out on their weirdness RIGHT OFF THE BAT. Or it'll just keep getting worse.

I mean, it's still going to get worse, but... at least, everyone is on the same page.

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Putting on a Happy Face

Smile and the world smiles with you! Or shit its pants.

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Book Two Ep10 - Sneak Peek

Hey, she warned him.

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Noseless's slop

Open wide and SHUT THE HELL UP.

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Friendly smile.

Hey, remember her? Believe me, you will.

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The Piranha's Ship

I still need to give that one a name. Any suggestions?

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Face to Faces

That guy really has the ultimate resting bitch face.

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Book Two Ep9 - Sneak Peek

I'm now pretty sure Baudroie's feather is just one of Ed's tie distant relatives.

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Tentacle Beard

Recent commission. Also not his real name.

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Book Two Ep8 - Sneak Peek

You know what they say. B*tches be crazy.

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Morning Mood

"Hey, is that a cat on your back?" -"I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!"

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Daddy's Home

Better make way, cause he is PISSED. 

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It's like a poster

Or a very unhelpful book cover.

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Black VS Jack

Don't worry, in the end, they make up over rum. 

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Return of the Twins

Wanted posters can be so unflattering...

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